The scene is the kitchen of Christina's light and airy apartment. In the room are Christina in a sky blue sweater and jeans, Yana in some black leggings and a red t-shirt and Mira in a black sweater dress. Christina looks at her phone.

"Amazing! They are on their way over"

"Both of them?" Asks Yana

"Yes - both!" Confirms Christina with a joyous smile.

"Oh! I'm looking forward to getting them!" Says Mira with feeling. The three of them all turn to check the two huge pies on the sideboard, one deep cream one custard and banana, and the jug's of custard next to them!

"Absolutely!" Agrees Christina these two have got it coming after all the messy humiliation they have tricked us into! Particularly Ira of course but it will be fund to get Irina N as well, that cream pie is just meant for her pretty asian looks!"

"I can still feel that cream cake Ira tricked me into sitting in on Tuesday" mutters Yana

"Weren't you wearing those leggings?" Asks Mira

"No, very similar but those ones are still at the dry cleaners, that was a huge cake! I don't how I did not spot it!"

Mira wisely keeps the memory of how good it was to see Yana implanted in that huge cake to herself!

"You two do really get it from Ira" comments Christina "but I think I have got more mess from Irina, but it's close."

"What did Irina last do to you?" Asks Mira trying to make it a casual enquiry.

"Oh. She got me with a huge chocolate pudding pie sandwich when she ambushed me at a dinner date last week." Admits Christina sulkily. "I was in my favourite strapless white gown!"

"So." Says Yana "we did flip a coin for it and Mira won, and she chose to be the one letting Ira have it and I am going to get Irina."

"OK! I will get them sat on the sofa, get my phone out to take a selfie of the three of us and that is your queue to come out of here and let them have the pies! Then you can pour the custard on them after. All clear?"

"Yes" the two receptionists say.

"And I will get a load of photos and hopefully your phone is set up to get a video Yana"

"Yes all set!" Confirms Yana.

Meanwhile just entering the apartment block are the two Irina's. Ira is wearing some light blue tight jeans, brown knee high boots outside the jeans and a grey sweater. Irina has a V-neck sweater with grey and white vertical stripes and some dark blue tight jeans. Irina's boots are black and also outside her jeans. Bothe girls are carrying what looks like cake boxes!

"You really think we can get Christina with these?" Asks Ira

"For sure, I will distract her and you let her have your's in her face and then I can let her have mine, probably on her behind. Hopefully she is wearing a dress and I can lift it up to splat her panties." Explains Irina "It will be such fun!!"

"They do look great pies" comments Ira looking at her white box.

"They are from this great shop I know. Really deep real cream with a proper filling of strawberry syrup sauce in the centre!"

"Oh! Should make a great mess on Christina." Laughs Ira


Back in the flat a moment of anticipatory silence has fallen on the room.

"That custard and cream pie with the added banana is going to be great in." Starts Yana but she is interrupted by the door bell.

"OK" whispers Christina. "This is it!! Be really quiet in here until it's time to pie them!!"

Both the other girls nod.

Christina calmly goes out of the kitchen and to the front door. Christina opens the door and indeed it is Ira and Irina!

"Hi!" All three say at once.

"Come in, come in" says Christina.

"We bought you something!" Cries Irina.

"I bet you did!" thinks Christina "but for once I am ahead of you."

"Oh, that's nice. Look leave them here and I will bring them through once we get settled. Ok?" Is what Christina actually says.

"Sure" says Ira with a smile, and the two of them put the pie boxes on a side table.

The three girls go through to the living room. Christina indicates the sofa facing the kitchen door and the two Irina's sit down.

"Well you both look lovely! I tell you what" says Christina very clearly, "let me sit down next to you and we can get a photo of the three of us! After I can get us some tea."

"Oh yes we can give you our gifts with the tea!" Says Irina.

Christina just nods and sits down next to Irina with Ira the other side of her and gets her phone open! The two Irina's fiddle slightly with their hair to make themselves their best.

"Ok!" Says Christina loudly "Smile for the photo!"

Mira and Yana do not miss their prompt! They both rush out of the kitchen carrying their respective pies! Ira and Irina's eyes widen but it is way too late! The two pies are hurled simultaneously! Both hit their target's squarely - the super deep cream pie explodes in Irina's pretty face so nicely framed by her dark long hair. The custard based pie slaps into Ira's face, streaks of cream and custard exploding over her!

Yana and Mira laugh loudly!

But Christina, still holding her phone says "Quickly get the custard!"

Ira and Irina are shocked into immobility by the event and the size of the pies in their faces. This gives Mira and Yana time to get the jugs of custard from the kitchen.

"Don't block the camera" warns a beaming Christina. The two receptionists let there be a clear view as first Yana pours her custard down into the front of Irina's sweater. Irina had not worn a bra today so the custard runs freely over her petit boobs before soaking the entire front of her sweater. Meanwhile Mira decides to pour her custard in Ira's lap, covering and soaking her hips and jeans. Ira instantly regrets wearing her new white panties!

"Uuuurrrrgh!" Groans Ira. Irina seems shocked to silence. Christina, Yana and Mira laugh heartily!

"You have to admit you two had it coming!" Says Yana.

"Right let's help these two to the door" suggests Christina and the two messy Irina's are walked out to the hall. Christina picks up the two cake boxes from the table as the two others get the Irina's out into the block stairwell.

"Bend them over the balustrade" instructs Christina as she puts the cake boxes on the floor and opens them. Yana and Mira see the large pies in the boxes and understand the plan.

The two Irina's are bent over the rail. Christina has one of the pet in her hands. Christina looks at the two denim clad behinds in front of her - Irina in the darker denim is a more rounded bottom and Christina decides this is first! Christina slaps the pie on Irina's behind enjoying the wet impact noise. As Christina works the pie into Irina's firm curvaceous bottom the strawberry sauce mixes into the cream!

"Nice pie." Comments Mira, as she and Yana watch Christina add to the Irinas humiliation.

Christina gets hold of the second pie and takes a look at Irina's bottom in her pailer jeans, she relishes the moment briefly before slapping the pie on Ira's behind and sets to working the cream and strawberry syrup into the absorbent denim.

Ira moans quietly as the sticky mess soaks through her jeans and her panties.

Christina steps back to join the two receptionists admiring the messy Irinas. "Well that was fun! You two had it coming as I am sure you realise! Have a nice trip home"

And with that Christina, Yana and Mira withdraw into the apartment leaving the two Irinas outside. The Irinas wordlessly stare into each other mess plastered faces before starting to slowly move down the stairs.