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Messy Irina
Punished by Accounts--Part 3
Story by Messy Irina18 days ago 131 viewsfemale, synthetic
Tanya picked up a large and deep custard tart. "Oh no.." I muttered looking at this huge dessert. "Now Ira" said Tanya with a broad grin "Katya wanted me to mention the importance of financial controls and thought something like this" Tanya glanced...
Punished by Accounts--Part 2
Story by Messy Irina18 days ago 119 viewsfemale, synthetic
I could make no reply! But Tanya just slapped the pie in my face anyhow! The pie was a substantial one firmly delivered. Thick cream covered my face and some ended up in my hair and splattered down the front of my dress. Tanya tossed the pie dish to...
Punished by Accounts--Part 1
Story by Messy Irina18 days ago 175 viewsfemale, synthetic
I was very pleased with my first embassy party event. The host seemed very happy and there was definitely enough food and drink to go around and people had indeed asked what our company did. I felt that the event had fully justified my buying a new...
Battle of the Hostesses--Part 3
Story by Messy Irina21 days ago 187 viewsfemale, synthetic
Elena clears her eyes of pie mess. She takes a moment to look down her own dress as if somehow she needs confirmation of what has befallen one of her favourite garments. After this Elena steps over to the food trolley and selects a huge bowl of spagh...
Battle of the Hostesses--Part 2
Story by Messy Irina21 days ago 155 viewsfemale, synthetic
Sure enough the pies go in both faces at the same moment! Ira had carefully chosen the pies and they are devastatingly messy pies. Cream pie mess thickly plasters both girls faces with mess in their hair and down the front of their dresses! Both Ele...
Battle of the Hostesses--Part 1
Story by Messy Irina21 days ago 244 viewsfemale, synthetic
It's Friday and Ira has had a hard week including a few messy pranks; a cake on her chair, an exploding custard parcel, her face pushed in a chocolate cake, amongst others! Ira is pretty sure that Elena the office manager and Maria from banking are...
Ambush Tales--Ira's Boat Trip Part 3
Story by Messy Irina12/12/25 187 viewsfemale, synthetic
Irina steps upto the helpless Ira, takes a moment and then sandwiches her custard covered head between the thick chocolate pudding pies. Irina takes her time rubbing the pies around. The pulped choc pudding mixes with the custard and starts to run sl...
Ambush Tales--Ira's Boat Trip Part 2
Story by Messy Irina12/12/25 158 viewsfemale, synthetic
Ira after a moment of initial shock tries dancing away from Irina but another pie hits her adding more cream and some chocolate to the mess. This is followed by a further pie hit from a strawberry pudding pie. Ira's expression changes to one of hope...
Ambush Tales--Ira's Boat Trip Part 1
Story by Messy Irina12/12/25 190 viewsfemale, synthetic
Ira decides to have a quiet contemplative trip on the Moscow River, a nice moment to relax and to reflect and appreciate her recent prank triumphs on her friends! Ira is in a striped t-shirt and jeans. The day is reasonable warm but there is a stron...
"Mess or Glory; The Pilot"--Part 3
Story by Messy Irina12/5/25 248 viewsfemale, synthetic
Mira just gazes in disbelief! It is then that a huge cream pie is pushed in her face! Before being worked around over her head! Mira can still hear Yana laughing though! It takes a few moments for Mira to restore her sight through the thick cream! "...
"Mess or Glory; The Pilot" Part 2
Story by Messy Irina12/4/25 254 viewsfemale, synthetic
"Ok, that outfit does not look quite so pristine Yana!" Says Lisa with a chuckle! "Back to Mira for the next question!" "Ok!" Mira seems more upbeat! "Mira, to avoid something like what happened to your friend, please tell me which group recorded t...
"Mess or Glory" Pilot show--Part 1
Story by Messy Irina12/3/25 368 viewsfemale, synthetic
It's late in the working day and Ira comes out to reception to talk to both the receptionists Mira and Yana. "I am not sure you two will be interested in this but a contact of mine in TV is launching a new simple quiz show that is very social media...
The Charity Show--Sketch 7
Story by Messy Irina11/2/25 262 viewsfemale, synthetic
At this moment Ira arrives back on the stage in a pair of white trousers white high heels, and a tight red long sleeved t-shirt with a slight sheen. It's clear Ira is fresh from cleaning up, her hair has that just blow dried look and her make is very...
Ambush Tales--Messy Mayhem in the Cyprus Office Part 3
Story by Messy Irina10/19/25 243 viewsfemale, synthetic
Vanessa freezes in place afraid to look up, there is a terribly familiar feel to the moment. Then the thick stream of bright yellow custard hits Vanessa right on the top of her head. Vanessa manages a groan as the sticky liquid envelopes her head a...
Ambush Tales--Messy Mayhem in the Cyprus Office Part 2
Story by Messy Irina10/19/25 179 viewsfemale, synthetic
After lunch Marianna returned to the office, freshly showered and in a fresh pair of jeans and a new blue blouse and she joked with Vanessa about the pie sandwich prank when she arrived. Vanessa in the meantime has managed to clean the few blobs of c...
Ambush Tales--Messy Mayhem in the Cyprus Office Part 1
Story by Messy Irina10/14/25 311 viewsfemale, synthetic
It is a fairly normal morning in the Cyprus Office. The office seems busy but not frantic, there seems a relaxed air to the place. This suits Vanessa the receptionist and office manager for the smallish Robin operation. Vanessa is at her desk on rec...
Ambush Tales--Daria's leaving Party--Part 2
Story by Messy Irina10/5/25 317 viewsfemale, synthetic
"And now I am leaving and I have never set you up for a messy prank!" Exclaims Daria. "You mean that time you tripped and pushed that cherry flan in my face really was an accident?" "Yes! Totally!" "Wow." Murmurs Ira wondering at her own bad luck....
Ambush Tales--Daria's leaving Party--Part 1
Story by Messy Irina10/5/25 341 viewsfemale
It is a leaving party for a Daria as she leaves the Robin Office for a new job. Daria is a quiet girls and has never really taken part in the pranks and jokes of the office. But her leaving do is a lively affair and has been going on for a while. N...
The Charity Show--Sketch 6
Story by Messy Irina9/17/25 368 viewsfemale
"Ok!" Says Natalia "We now have a live link to our Cyprus Office where we have a number of friends and supporters" "Oh great" cries Irina. The huge video screen comes to life and on it are Marianna and Vanessa! Marianna is wearing a green blouse an...
Ambush Tales--Pies at the National Hotel Part 2
Story by Messy Irina7/18/25 325 viewsfemale, synthetic
"These are great looking pies Ira" says Anna "Yes, soft chocolate pudding with a caramel sauce centre I think. Nice and deep" adds Elena. Ira finds it difficult to speak, she knows where this is going but can only stand there in shock and denial....
Ambush Tales--Pies at the National Hotel Part 1
Story by Messy Irina7/17/25 364 viewsfemale, synthetic
Ira was pleased to have been invited to the drinks party at the National Hotel a very central Hotel, a little old and tired institution. The event was just an industry networking event but it would be a nice end to the week. However on the actual Fr...
The Charity Show--Sketch 5
Story by Messy Irina7/4/25 425 viewsfemale
After a moment or two a different set of tables are pushed on the other side of the stage and onto the stage comes a slightly nervous looking Irina N! Irina looks cute in her black leather mini-skirt and her light tan tight long sleeved t-shirt, toge...
Ambush Tales--The Banking Meeting Part 2
Story by Messy Irina6/29/25 492 viewsfemale
"Oh that looks great" says the banker. "Thank you," says Maria "Ira here is as you know the latest member of our finance team so will be making the forfeit for us." Suddenly Ira understands her elevation to the finance team and why she is in the me...
Ambush Tales--The Banking Meeting Part 1
Story by Messy Irina6/29/25 451 viewsfemale, synthetic
Ira is feeling very pleased with herself on this Wednesday morning! Yesterday Maria from the banking and finance team had asked her to join the team for experience and development. Maria said Ira would join her for a monitoring zoom call with one of...
The Charity Show--Sketch 4
Story by Messy Irina6/29/25 410 viewsfemale
And as the applause dies down Ira walks back onto the stage looking a bit flustered. However she has freshly blown dry hair and new makeup. Ira is wearing a glamours outfit, some red matt leggings, matching red high heeled ankle boots and a red satin...

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