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The Charity Show--Sketch 7
Story by Messy Irina     synthetic
Posted 7 days ago     143 views
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At this moment Ira arrives back on the stage in a pair of white trousers white high heels, and a tight red long sleeved t-shirt with a slight sheen. It's clear Ira is fresh from cleaning up, her hair has that just blow dried look and her make is very fresh.

"Hello everyone!" Says Ira. "I'm back again!" Cheers from the crowd.

"Hi Ira" both Irina and Natalia say.

"Hello you two" says Ira. "We have a treat for the audience now especially the more nostalgic ones"

And with that the curtains at the back of the hall open and behind them is a slide which is about 3m high at its start which leads down into what appears to be a huge pie! This a pool filled with custard and then covered with whipped cream. This is of course a recreation of the pie slide from the "what would you do?" show of many years ago. The crowd cheer at the appearance of such a classic.

"Wow!" Says Irina.

"Who is going down that slide Ira? You?" Asks Natalia.

"Not me! But the audience is going to get to vote which of you two go down it!" Huge cheers. "Of course I want to give you the chance to persuade the audience to vote for the other girl here! So Irina - why should Natalia be the one to go down the slide? By the way you have to go down headfirst!"

Irina looks a bit panicked but manages "Well, of course it should be Natalia! She is a classic Russian beauty and I am sure we all want to see that long blonde hair after she has ploughed into that pie! And that lovely green dress she is wearing! Of course we want to see that trashed as well!"

"Seems very compelling" cries Ira "Natalia - why should we see Irina whizz down that slide?"

"Oh" says Natalia who seems more composed "Irina has those super Asian looks we all love to see get messy. That super sexy outfit she has on! Mess will get up that leather mini skirt. Her nice boots will be filled. It's obvious it should be Irina!"

"Ok! Well can the audience please use their voting pads - Blue Natalia goes down the slide and looses all her elegance or Red and Irina here is just completely humiliated! It is your choice!!"

The voting takes only a few moments but in the end it's a narrow vote for Irina to go down the slide! Irina herself looks shocked, Natalia cheers and gives a fist pump!

"Ok, come on Irina" Ira says as she and Natalia guide the still shocked Irina to the bottom of the steps of the slide. Irina gives a nervous laugh of disbelief but starts to climb up the steps! Irina looks good going up the steps with a lot of her legs on show because of her short leather mini skirt. Her tight tan top showed off her impressive figure.

Irina reaches the top of the slide and clasps her hand to her mouth as she looks down the slide to the waiting mess!

"Let's give Irina a countdown!" Says Irina

The crowd follow Ira's lead and call out "5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. Go!"

After a moment of pause Irina launches herself down the slide! Irina screams all the way down the slide until she plunges into the huge pool pie! Irina's progress through the pie can be seen by the bow way of the whipped cream. The crowd cheer as Irina's head comes back up out of the pool, Her head and hair is completely covered in custard and whipped cream is all over the top of her head. Slowly Irina gets to her feet! Irina is drenched in custard with steaks of whipped cream down her whole body. Irina's boots had e clearly filled with custard as custard can be seen oozing out of them as she stands. Irina tries to walk toward the edge of the pool but she looses balance and sits back down in the pie! Irina just sits there waist deep in the mess laughing.

"A big round of applause for Irina please" says Ira. The crowd do indeed applaud.

The curtain closes over the section of the stage with the pie apparatus and a very pleased looking Natalia walks off leaving just Ira on the stage.
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Comments:
theoldmanandthepie:
Monday
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i would have pushed the purple button so that there would have been at least one vote for both of them to go down the slide. I would also have pushed some other color button so that there would have been at least one vote for Ira to go down the slide.
vols4everus:
Monday
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Ha! I like your idea. I vote that Ira has to go down the pie slide next time. But it will be a chocolate pudding pie, without whipped cream. LOL! What do you say, guys. Let's vote Ira next!
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