Tanya picked up a large and deep custard tart.

"Oh no.." I muttered looking at this huge dessert.

"Now Ira" said Tanya with a broad grin "Katya wanted me to mention the importance of financial controls and thought something like this" Tanya glanced at the tart "would be a great reminder"

"Oh no. " I moaned again.

"Oh yes!" Laughed Tanya and with a heavy Splat she thrust the custard tray into my face. Tanya took her time rubbing the tart around in my face making sure it was thickly covered. Loads of lumpy custard splattered down the front of my dress, I could feel the accumulated mess soaking through my dress. Tanya took the time to rub all the accumulated mess into my hair.

Tanya stood back and admired the mess she had made of me.

"Let's give the video a wave Ira!" Said Tanya and to my surprise I actually join her in waving for the camera.