Ira was pleased to have been invited to the drinks party at the National Hotel a very central Hotel, a little old and tired institution. The event was just an industry networking event but it would be a nice end to the week.

However on the actual Friday of the event Ira discovered something exciting! It turned out that two of her Moscow Socialite friends were also going to be there, doubtless invited to add some glamour to the event. Ira just loved being able to messily prank her glamorous friends but she had not been able to do it for a while. It had been months since she had been able to give Anna, her glamorous fashion industry blonde friend that pie sandwich at that breakfast event and as for Elena her 'rich lady around town' friend it had been nearly as long since she had managed to put that cream cake on her chair when she was in that super smart black business suit. And ages since she had given Elena that huge pie sandwich at that simple beach restaurant.

Ira immediately started to put together a plan to get a messy humiliating prank organised for both Elena and Anna!

The big factor in Ira's favour was that she was sure that the two power socialites would not know Ira was attending and while Ira did occasionally get to mix with and hence prank these two they were together very often and were always looking for a chance to humiliate each other!

Quickly a plan came together for Ira and she rang Moscow Central Desserts to place an order!


A few hours later and Ira is arriving at the venerable hotel in central Moscow. Ira has on a metallic silver full length dress with lace thickness shoulder straps and two deep slits in the long tight dress. Ira has matching shoes and the only underwear that really works with this dress a white thong. Ira is excited about the evening ahead especially the prank she is sure will work on Anna and Elena. To this end Ira heads up to a smallish conference room that she had established was not in use with a contact she had at the hotel.

Ira arrives in the room and is pleased to see the boxes with "Moscow Central Desserts' on the side delivered as arranged only hours before. Ira open the boxes to find 7 super looking chocolate pudding pies with impressive decoration. Ira arranges the sumptuous looking pies on a small table and then lays the note from the Dessert shop next to the pies. The note is a delivery note for the pies but instead of being in Ira's name it is Anna's!

Ira takes a few pictures of the sumptuous pies and of the delivery note. After a moment to consider Ira heads for the stairs, it is only one floor down to the ground floor where the main event is happening.

As Ira steps off the stairs onto the ground floor she is recognised, not by one of her friends or work colleagues but by Tanya Piemeallova a media executive at the social network 'Splat!", which specialised in the posting and sharing of messy humiliations. Everyone Ira knew had an account on the network and she did as well for her messy triumphs over her friends but Ira had been tagged in many photos on the network when she was the one getting some mess. Indeed these tags made Ira one of the most mentioned on the network in the Moscow area. This fame was why Tanya recognised Ira.

"Hello," ventures Tanya, "but are you Ira, know as IraIsa on Splat?"

Ira is a bit taken aback as she does not recognise this woman. "Well, yes I am. Do I know you?"

"No but I work for Splat and I have admired your account on there. My name is Tanya Piemeallova." Explains Tanya

Ira is not sure if this woman is a fan of her profile or all the mishaps that happen to her recorded in others accounts but still she smiles and says "Oh thank you"

"Are you here with any friends?" Asks Tanya

Ira senses Tanya wants to find fresh content for her network. "No, sorry. Just here for work connections."

"Well it was lovely to meet you! I think the pie sandwiches you deliver are some of the best I have seen"

"Ah thank you!" Says Ira. "It was nice to meet you as well. Ira went off to make contacts. Tanya looked after Ira for a moment and then decided it might be worth knowing what Ira had been doing on the floor above. Tanya steps up the stairs quickly despite her very high heels. Within moments Tanya finds the small room with the pies on the table and the fake delivery note. Tanya is sure Ira is up to something and these pies are destined to mess someone. Tanya photos the pies and the delivery note with Anna's name on it and goes downstairs.

Tanta runs Anna's name through 'Splat' and comes up with her user profile, a further moment and the photo of Anna getting a pie sandwich from Ira pops up. Tanya does not fully see it yet but she is sure Ira is up to mischief, the sort of mischief that makes great content!

Moments later Elena and Anna arrive at the hotel main entrance. Both are looking glamorous, Elena in an elegant dark red wraparound dress and Anna in a white mini dress with a golden shimmer to it. Their outfits complete as ever with expensive shoes and jewellery.

"There are just a few people I need to see Elena and we can leave if you like" says Anna.

"Oh, no problem, no rush" replies Elena in a relaxed tone.

Soon Anna has found one of the media contacts she wanted to talk to about her fashion business and how to raise its profile. Elena is tertiary to the conversation and gazes round the rather old fashioned hotel. She has not been here in ages.

As Anna is wrapping up her discussion she is conscious there is a blonde in a red satin mini dress waiting to speak to her.

"Hi, my name is Tanya," says Tanya Piemeallova by way of introduction "you must be Anna"

Anna is a bit taken aback since she is sure she does not know this young lady.

"I am! But I am afraid I cannot recall you"

"It's Ok we have never met" laughs Tanya trying to be at ease with these two. "I came over because I met a friend of yours here, Ira?"

"Ira who works at Robin?"

"Yes, yes. I only know of her because she ends up on Splat so often, who I work for"

"Oh I see" says Anna who cannot deny the power of this platform and loves it when her clothes line is tagged on the site.

"Yes, well" Tanya pauses "I think I ought to mention I think Ira knows about the pie stash you have upstairs. I saw her come down from the room where it is."

Anna stares at Tanya agog for a moment. Elena on the other hand starts to pay more attention to the conversation.

"These pies" explains Tanya as Anna seems unable to speak, showing the two girls the picture of the 7 pies "are upstairs and were ordered by you" Tanya switches to a photo of the delivery note.

A suspicions expression comes over Elena's face "And who were you going to hit with those pies Anna?"

"No, no!" Protests Anna "I know nothing about those pies!" There is a moment of pause while Anna thinks "Wait, so Ira is here and you saw her coming away from those pies?"

"Yes, yes. Ira is here and she was up there where the pies are."

"I bet Ira got those pies and is trying to make us fight with them!" Says Anna to Elena.

Elena looks unsure as she very often ends up the messy one in these situations. At this very moment Elena gets a message from Ira on her phone showing the pies and the delivery note with the text "I saw these upstairs. Is Anna going to let you have these?"

Elena gasps and shows the others the message.

"Let's get up there and make sure we have control over those pies!" Says Anna and sets off for the stairs. Elena follows, if slightly reluctantly.

Tanya spots Ira across the room in conversation and wanders over to her.

Once Ira is free Tanya says "You know I just saw two of your friends heading upstairs."

"Oh great" says Ira "With a bit of luck they will be pieing each other shortly!"

"Oh good news! Can we go up and see how it went?" Tanya is not sure who is going to get those pies but she is sure one of these three is and she wants to see it - and post it"

Ira cannot resist. "Yes lets!" The two of them head for the stairs!

Meanwhile upstairs Elena and Anna have found the pies. Elena is wondering if she should be proactive for once and pie Anna rather than wait to see what happens.

Anna says "This is definitely Ira trying to set us up! We have to get her up here and pie her instead!"

"But how?" Asks Elena edging closer to the pie laden table.

At that very moment Ira and Tanya come into the room.

"Look, here they are" says Tanya to Ira. Ira is slightly concerned that the pies are not being used.

"Let's get a picture of the four of us" says Tanya and sets up her phone on a shelf I but actually puts it n video mode. The four women line up not far from the pies with Ira between Anna and Elena.

"Ira!" Says Anna "we didn't know you were here."

"But now it all makes sense" adds Elena.

Without further comment both Anna and Elena reach back to pick up one of the pies each!