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Ambush Tales--Messy Mayhem in the Cyprus Office Part 1
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It is a fairly normal morning in the Cyprus Office. The office seems busy but not frantic, there seems a relaxed air to the place.

This suits Vanessa the receptionist and office manager for the smallish Robin operation. Vanessa is at her desk on reception in her black turtleneck top her green pleated skirt and her black knee high boots, one of her smart but sexy outfits she wore to work. This outfit is fresh back from the dry-cleaners following one of Vanesa's all too frequent messy humiliations in the office. These messy humiliations were sometimes as the result of her own carelessness but more often as part of the very prank driven culture in the office. Vanessa was the most frequent victim of these pranks and ambushes. It seems there was just something about her that drove her colleagues to want to mess her up with food! Admittedly this seemed a group wide cultural thing with the larger Moscow office being even more messy humiliation driven than the Cyprus one!

Of course Vanessa enjoyed the moments when she was not the victim of the prank immensely and there were lots of times when this was true it was just that somehow Vanessa always seemed to be the one who got the mess most often.

Given her freshly cleaned clothes, fresh hair and makeup Vanessa was determined to have a mess free day, she checked her chair every time for pies and cakes left for her to sit in. Vanessa kept careful watch for parcel deliveries that might be pie spring traps meant for her - how many of those had gone in her pretty face in her time here? Too many.

The other key warning sign was to keep a watch on the kitchen to ensure not suspicious stockpile of food was there for no good reason. Vanessa passes by the kitchen and all seemed normal. Then by chance she went back to reception through the accounts section of the office and noticed Marianna was not at her desk. Now Marianna was the person who most liked to see Vanessa messed up, so Vanessa peered over the cubicle walls to look at Marianna's desk.

Vanessa's gasps! There on Marianna's desk are two huge pies, made of lashings of thick and runny cream with raspberries! Vanessa is instantly convinced these are meant for her! Where is Marianna? Of course she is on the regular zoom meeting with the Moscow office! She was taking this on the large screen in the other part of the office!

Vanessa considered what to do! She could put one of the pies on Marianna's chair and hope she sat in it! Marianna was in some tight jeans today so that would be fun! But she might spot the pie and come after Vanessa! And what about the other pie?

Suddenly an audacious plan comes to Vanessa! Numerous times she had been ambushed on video calls! Maybe just for once she could manage it and get Marianna. That would be so good! Vanessa acts decisively and picks up the pies as if she has been sent to get them and walks confidently toward the other side of the office!

Vanessa enters the other side of the office and there a few metres away is Marianna with her back to Vanessa sitting on a sofa talking to a group of people in the Moscow office who are being shown on a large TV screen. Marianna is in her tight jeans and a green blouse Vanessa has not seen before! Carefully Vanessa moves toward Marianna who is holding forth about some financial stuff to the Moscow team. Now Vanessa can see it's Ilaria, Natalia and Maria on the call.

Vanessa realises that the Moscow team can see her coming up behind Marianna! Will they warn her? As Vanessa gets closer and closer she sees that all three have noticed her and are now keenly watching her rather than listening to Marianna! Marianna chatters on and Vanessa arrives just behind her and raises the two pies out wide in both hands.

"So do you agree?" asks Marianna of the Moscow team, but there is silence because all three of them are watching Vanessa rapt.

There is just time for a small frown to form on Marianna's face before Vanessa brings the two huge pies together firmly to sandwich Marianna's head! Vanessa loves rubbing the pies around on Marianna's head, making sure to get the creamy mess over all of her long brown hair and her face! The sound of Marianna's muffled protests, the squelching of the cream and the laughter of the three watchers in Moscow is wonderful. The pies are outstanding, containing loads of creamy mess and raspberries that cover Marianna's shoulders and the front of her blouse! It's clear to those watching the mess has gone down her blouse as well to reach her bra!

Finally Vanessa lifts the crushed pie tins off Vanessa's head and drops them behind the sofa. Marianna is really quite messy, in addition to the mess all over her head and front there is quite a lot of sloppy pie mess in her lap soaking into her jeans. Marianna's hands are outsold in a gesture of helplessness. The laughter from Moscow is still happening but after a moment Maria says over the link.

"Oh Vanessa well done! A great prank!"

Vanessa beams with pleasure.

"Such great pies!" Adds Ilaria

"Those were my pies!" Splutters Vanessa with a laugh.

"Ah even better" laughs Maria.

Marianna stands up and the extent of the mess down her is clear. "Wow. You really got me!" she comments.

"Ok, well.. I have to go clean up" adds Marianna "bye to you all"

"Thanks for bringing that call to such an excellent end" says Maria.

Vanessa goes back to her reception desk feeling very pleased with herself, this was a great day!!!
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theoldmanandthepie:
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I love the story and the photos--especially the 4th photo where bits of the pie have splattered onto Vanessa's blouse and chin as well, as this gives the photo a realistic feel. I wonder if I could sneak down to Cyprus to visit that office. I might even be willing to turn my back...
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