After a moment or two a different set of tables are pushed on the other side of the stage and onto the stage comes a slightly nervous looking Irina N! Irina looks cute in her black leather mini-skirt and her light tan tight long sleeved t-shirt, together with her knee high black boots.

"Hello, I'm Irina" Irina waves at the crowd who greet her. "I'm here for a culinary arts demonstration but I thought Ira was going to help out but she seems. busy" Giggles ripple round the auditorium as people recall Ira's undignified exit a few moments ago.

Right then Natalia walks on to the stage, Natalia is looking her professional smart usual self in an elegant green wrap around dress and some expensive looking golden sandals.

"Hi Irina" says Natalia "Don't worry we have it under control."

"Oh good. Are you going to 'help'?"

"No, no not in that way but I have asked someone else to come" explains Natalia. On cue Yana walks onto the stage, still in her tight white dress from earlier.

"Hi Yana, over here!" Calls Natalia. Yana comes over to the other two.

"Hello" says Yana "What is going on? Natalia said you needed help"

"Hi, yes!" Says Irina brightly. "This section I am testing out my view that mess is better when elegantly done"

Yana looks puzzled "I don't really follow"

"Perhaps an example would be a good idea Irina?" Suggests Natalia.

"Oh yes, probably" agrees Irina. "So. This can of vivid pink whipped cream" Irina picks up the can and gives it a shake. "You could just spray this randomly at someone but I think a more careful application is much better."

"I still don't get it" says Yana.

"Hold on" says Irina "Like this." Irina tips up the can and sprays the pink cream onto the middle of the top of Yana's head! Yana looks at Irina in slack jawed amazement but Irina keeps going building a spiral of cream on top of Yana's head and then to build it up layer by layer into a cone of cream!

"And then you finish it off!" Comments Irina carefully putting a cherry on the top of the cone. The audience laughs at Yana.

"Hmmmm.. maybe you are right." Admits Natalia "That does seem more humiliating for Yana"

"Exactly" enthuses Irina "So what is the mess highlight for Yana normally?"

"Oh messing up these huge boobs" says Natalia gesturing at Yana's large breasts.

"Yes! And rather than just dump stuff down her dress or pie them we could be creative"

Yana just looks from one to the other of the girls as they discuss her like an object. The cone of cream on her head is beginning to sag, some running down her long hair, making her look even more ridiculous if that is possible.

"Well, maybe" replies Natalia. "Show me what you mean."

"Ok, well this ridiculously tight dress Yana has on will help." States Irina.

Yana looks a bit put out by this comment on her dress but she soon has bigger problems.

"First we take some maple syrup" Irina picks up a jug and as Yama's eyes widen she pours maple syrup down the front of Yana's dress! Quickly Yana's boobs and bra are soaked and sticky.

Then Irina picks up a bowl of chocolate pudding and says "We add a chocolate base". Irina stuffs chocolate pudding into Yana's bra. The crowd laugh at the hapless Yana.

"And then?" Asks Natalia.

"We add a lighter topping " replies Irina as she takes a bowl of strawberry pudding. This goes down Yana's dress down her cleavage and over the top of Yana's boobs, all held in place by Yana's dress.

"And then" continues Irina "a bit of decoration"

There is more laughter as Irina builds a heap of whipped cream on top of the other mess. Irina then uses a squeezy bottle of chocolate sauce to add some vaguely artistic patterns on Yana's white dress.

"Hmmm it's ok"starts Natalia.

"Wait for the good bit!" Interrupts Irina who then squeezes Yana's boobs together and the mess in her dress wells up before running down the outside of the dress!

"Haha" laughs Natalia along with everyone else, except Yana who looks shocked at what just happened.

"Ok that was good I agree but some simple things can't be made much better." States Natalia. "I mean we all know Yana her has the perfect round face to push pies in. It must be hard to improve on this."

Yana looks indignantly at Natalia but she is just ignored.

"Oh true!" Agrees Irina "But by carefully choosing which pie goes in Yana's face you can improve the experience a lot."

Yana looks from Irina and Natalia but gets no response. The cream cone on her head continues to collapse running into her hair.

"Now this blueberry pudding pie with raspberry cream decoration" says Irina picking up the large pie. "Will make a great companion piece to the mess already on Yana!"

There is a gleeful anticipation in the theatre of the impressive pie going in Yana's face. Yana finally looks on the verge of objecting and opens her mouth to speak but it is this exact moment Irina slaps the pie in Yana's face forestalling any protest from Yana! Thick dark purple streaks radiate down Yana's front from the pie. Then Irina smears the pie up onto the top of Yana's head obliterating the remains of the cream cone but now giving Yana a silly looking pie hat.

"I see what you mean" says Natalia as Yana is left to wipe her eye sockets clear of pie mess. "Anything else to demonstrate?"

"For sure" asserts Irina "Let's get Yana bent over!"

"The pie shocked Yana is bent over so her bottom is facing the audience. Yana's glorious behind is well presented in her tight dress. Irina gathers squeezy bottles of tomato sauce, mustard, and Chocolate sauce. Irina uses these to draw a multi-coloured target on Yana's bottom.

"Oh nice!" Comments Natalia watching carefully.

"Thanks, and now we get a nice colourful collection of pies" Irina brings over a tray of 8 different coloured pudding pies. "And we let her have it!"

"Marvellous" says Natalia picking up a Strawberry pudding pie. Irina picks up a chocolate one. Natalia goes first, slapping her pie on Yana's bottom. Irina then lets Yana have her pie and the two of them work through the entire. Each pie hitting Yana's bottom gets a cheer from the audience. Once the pies are finished Yana is plastered with multi-coloured mess from mid back to mid thigh!

Slowly Yana straightens up.

"Well. Thank you Yana. That was very helpful" comments Natalia.

Yana stands stoically.

"Yes!" I think we are done now" adds Irina. Yana slowly walks off stage to applause, her white dress always showed off her figure but now it's soaked and plastered in mess it is even better.