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I'm in the Mood for Wam
Story by theoldmanandthepie
Posted 3/13/25     53 views
I'm in the Mood for Wam
(with apologies to Jimmy McHugh and Dorothy Fields)

I'm in the mood for wam
Simply because you're creamy
Honey, but when you're creamy
I'm in the mood for wam

Chocolate is in your eyes
Dark as the night we're under
Oh, is it any wonder
I'm in the mood for wam

Why stop to think of whe-en
We'll have to clean this mess
We've gunged each other, the-en
We're free to be unstres-sed

When there is a box around
I'll pick it up and pour it
There is no way I'll store it
I'm in the mood for wam.




(I confess--this one was too easy)
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