I'm Dreaming of a White Pi Day
(song: White Christmas)
(with apologies to Irving Berlin)

I'm dreaming of a white Pi Day
Just like the one I had last year,
With the cream pies smooshing
Into faces smiling
And goo dripping onto clothes

I'm dreaming of a white Pi Day
With every cream pie that I buy
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Pi Days be white