The Mud Boat
(song: The Love Boat theme)
(with apologies to Paul Williams and Charlie Fox)

Mud Boat
Mud--it's creamy and deep
Come aboard, and the mud will seep
Mud, just water and dirt
Mix it up, it sticks onto you
The Mud Boat, soon will be making another run
The Mud Boat, promises knee-deep for everyone
Set a course for the mire
Your mind on a grand entrance
Mud, let's everyone bask
It's an open smile, through a muddy mask

It's mud
Welcome aboard it's mud.