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Japanese prank show--insanely large gunge machine male messy page 1 2

In a recent Japanese prank show, Fuma Kikuchi of timelesz was turned into a golden "oscar" statue by an insanely large gunge machine, screenshots below

9/24/259/24/25

by uyt

10/6/2510/6/25 by Messygay88

Replies: 32
Views: 3384

Looking For Guys willing to Get Messy! coed personals page 1 2

6/26/256/26/25

by Splat Network

9/30/259/30/25 by messyslave4711

Replies: 43
Views: 5596

Messy Chat request coed personals

Hi Looking for people either Male or Female who are wanting a bit of filthy wam chat via message. I love a little of back and forth and the anticipation of a new message adds to the excitement. If in...

8/21/258/21/25

8/21/258/21/25 by Brazza666

Replies: 0
Views: 381

Wet Denim Fun in NJ/Nyc Area male personals

Hey everyone ;-) New to UMD. Here to meet guys in the NJ/NYC area (or anywhere!) for wet denim fun. I get SO turned on wearing tight jeans and overalls. Frotting, grinding, humping, getting wet and...

GayLatinoIntoDenim

8/16/258/16/25

by GayLatinoIntoDenim

8/16/258/16/25 by Allpiedup

Replies: 1
Views: 173

Cocky Gym Bro Gets Turned Into a Human Donut on Game Show male messy

This cocky gym bro jock thought he could handle anything... but when he's called onto the stage for a game of 'Higher or Lower' with his hands tied behind his back, things take a messy turn. Every wro...

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5/31/255/31/25 by Allpiedup

Replies: 15
Views: 2159

Are you WAM dominant or submissive? messy minds

I think there might be a parrel between allowing yourself to be covered in something considered dirty, and, say, allowing yourself to be tied up. Both, in my eyes, are submissive in nature but when ha...

2/5/252/5/25

2/14/252/14/25 by Gunge_is_great

Replies: 18
Views: 812

North NJ Motel Mess Feb 22-23 male personals

Planning a large messy meetup in North NJ for the Feb 22-23 weekend. Looking to play messy games with 30+ pies, bowls of slime/chocolate, and other potential punishment. DM me for details.

1/25/251/25/25

2/14/252/14/25 by Jeopardy

Replies: 3
Views: 457

How long have you participated in WAM in person? messy minds

Longevity... As we approach another new year, which obviously means everyone is automagically a year older simultaneously as they have to wait for their birthday for that to happen, it got me wonder...

12/11/2412/11/24

1/7/251/7/25 by PotatomanK

Replies: 24
Views: 1393

Pieing me in public in nyc? male personals

It's been a while since I've been pied in public and I'm dying to try it again! If anyone with a decent smashing arm is in/near nyc and would be up to pie me in public when the weather warms up, pleas...

12/30/2412/30/24

1/3/251/3/25 by kristykream

Replies: 6
Views: 1229

UK Xmas circus wam clowns

The message from 'Slaps' about the slapstick clown routines in the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus reminded me of the circus TV shows that used to be broadcast in the UK over Xmas and Ne...

12/27/2412/27/24

12/29/2412/29/24 by custardcorrinne

Replies: 4
Views: 1064

Big bearded guy gets pied and slimed male messy

My wife took these pictures for a magazine article. Hope you like them. Merry Christmas to y'all!!

12/25/2412/25/24

12/27/2412/27/24 by Allpiedup

Replies: 5
Views: 723

New york city borough area and long island meet up. meetups

If you're around new york and or long island area i like do to a meet up to either get messy or do the messy

12/4/2412/4/24

12/15/2412/15/24 by starmanteam

Replies: 4
Views: 598

Ideas for Wamguy male personals

WAMguy wants trashing in white tshirt and boxers. Wants to be humiliated in front of a female friend. Anyone got any suggestions? He wants it to as messy and humiliating as possible. Lets see what you...

12/8/2412/8/24

12/11/2412/11/24 by Allpiedup

Replies: 3
Views: 500

Best male Only Fans? male messy

Hey all Anyone want to promote their male WAM onlyfans? Just found gungejock's and it is fire ;P

9/9/249/9/24

9/22/249/22/24 by Barefootgunge

Replies: 20
Views: 2682

Patsy Pastry's wank bank collection is open for business female messy page 1 2

I've added a wank bank photos collection. Check it out. Only rules are don't send my photos or details. Do, love a photo and comment "done" when you've shown your appreciation. Have fun. All welcome...

8/3/248/3/24

by Patsy Pastry

9/10/249/10/24 by Gunge_is_great

Replies: 42
Views: 3971

What do you find funniest/enjoy the most? wam clowns

I think all of them are funny and fun, but I'm curious what everyone's favorite is. Feel free to reply with your reasoning.

Big Bird the Clown

4/28/244/28/24

by Big Bird the Clown

8/30/248/30/24 by Calvin2384

Replies: 13
Views: 1868

Submissive Fantasy? messy page 1 2

I was wondering what your deepest darkest submissive wam fantasy is. Even if you never intend on doing it for real, what is something that you wish would happen to you? Or maybe has already happened,...

5/29/245/29/24

by RubberCartoon

8/17/248/17/24 by Curiouspaints

Replies: 39
Views: 6490

Smoking Hot Patsy Is Punished For Smoking coed messy

7/16/247/16/24

by Patsy Pastry

7/18/247/18/24 by Patsy Pastry

Replies: 8
Views: 1161

What is the most pies you've been nailed by? female messy page 1 2

I have have had eight at one time. How about you?

5/23/245/23/24

7/15/247/15/24 by MaxSenate

Replies: 49
Views: 7254

Lady clown getting plastered today female wam clowns

I'm ready for it, are you?

7/12/247/12/24

by Patsy Pastry

7/13/247/13/24 by Patsy Pastry

Replies: 6
Views: 1408

Have you ever converted someone into a WAM fetishist? female messy page 1 2

Not just convincing them to do it for your sake (which is both sweet and hot in its own right) but actually making someone a true blue (green?) wammer. I sessioned with a domme/switch in New York abo...

7/1/247/1/24

7/12/247/12/24 by Anara Callista

Replies: 30
Views: 4416

Which gender has been pied more? coed messy

I think it's fair to say that over the years on gameshows, TV or in film, if there's a pie scene then more often than not it's a man on the receiving end of the mess. But in the world of WAM and WAM...

7/3/247/3/24

7/4/247/4/24 by Wambassador

Replies: 7
Views: 1047

Does anyone use a tip jar? female messy

I noticed a tip jar option is available. Tipping is not a real part of British culture. Does anyone use it?

7/3/247/3/24

by Patsy Pastry

7/4/247/4/24 by DungeonMasterOne

Replies: 10
Views: 978

Meetup in ny meetups

Anyone interested in meeting up in New York City area?

5/25/245/25/24

7/1/247/1/24 by lenovowam

Replies: 4
Views: 981

Patsy Pastry's Savoury Humiliation Bundle coed messy

6/21/246/21/24

by Patsy Pastry

6/21/246/21/24 by Allpiedup

Replies: 3
Views: 666

Does dressing up count as WAM Fashion? female wam fashion

I'm very big into dressing for messing. Does that count as WAM fashion? 8-|

6/17/246/17/24

by Patsy Pastry

6/18/246/18/24 by Lauren19

Replies: 6
Views: 1531

Patsy in "Peter Kops It at the Bakery" coed messy

6/16/246/16/24

by Patsy Pastry

6/16/246/16/24 by Patsy Pastry

Replies: 8
Views: 1081

Longest on UMD female messy page 1 2 3 4

I've been on UMD for 26 years. I remember the early days when Messy Girl was Leah and her web site had to be accessed via dial up :D Who can beat that? ;P

5/8/245/8/24

by Patsy Pastry

6/11/246/11/24 by Jay

Replies: 111
Views: 7840

Appreciation for Patsy Pastry. #1 Wammer female messy

6/9/246/9/24

6/9/246/9/24 by LeRex

Replies: 2
Views: 617

How would you describe being pied in the face? messy

5/26/245/26/24

5/31/245/31/24 by LIL Photography

Replies: 14
Views: 2739

Thanks for Wammer of the day female messy

Thank you everyone for all the love. I do love being able to share my passion with you all. To get WOTD once is an honour. A second time is a privilege. :hehe: By way of thanks, I've added a free...

5/26/245/26/24

by Patsy Pastry

5/26/245/26/24 by LeRex

Replies: 2
Views: 381

New to Newark ny coed personals

Hello there just moved to Newark ny anyone in the area or close by need a pie target?

4/30/244/30/24

5/1/245/1/24 by slamwam

Replies: 2
Views: 439

Suggestsions for my next video female messy

Can't wait to do my next video and share some pictures with you guys. Any suggestions? My thoughts 1) French Maid costume as per photo? 2) Red nose? Yes or no 3) Less thick cream pies Won't be f...

4/7/244/7/24

by Patsy Pastry

4/7/244/7/24 by Michiganpie

Replies: 6
Views: 1019

Pie Fight Fun Willing TO Travel general personals

I am looking to have a pie fight and messy fun . I am willing to travel and pay for all the costs. My idea is that we have a pie skit--I am a baker and you come in to complain about a sour pie and af...

1/13/241/13/24

1/21/241/21/24 by skintightwetjeans

Replies: 6
Views: 1495

Nyc/New Jersey Gunge male personals

Are there any other guys in NYC/Northern New Jersey area that are interested in getting messy?

chubbygungelover

1/10/241/10/24

by chubbygungelover

1/17/241/17/24 by PieMeGuy

Replies: 6
Views: 682

Looking for folks to film with :) male messy

Looking for sub or dom pie guys to film some scenes with. Preferred in the NYC area. Hit me up if interested! x-D :D

12/24/2312/24/23

12/27/2312/27/23 by MessyFoxPup

Replies: 9
Views: 1279

Who is the best looking male who has been pied? male messy page 1 2 3

Since the ladies had their own thread, I thought we could do a thread on the best looking males to be pied. It could be a celebrity, a model, friend, or someone you know! It could be a mainstream actr...

7/7/237/7/23

by PiesandSplats

9/20/239/20/23 by GUNGEFOXY

Replies: 68
Views: 14427

Who wants to get messy in Philly/South Jersey area? male personals

I used to get messy a bunch pre-pandemic. Had a few meetups and put over 400 pictures up over the years Recently, I've been getting in shape and I'd love to get messy again! Anybody willing to help...

PhillyWAMAddict

8/22/238/22/23

by PhillyWAMAddict

8/30/238/30/23 by piemenow3

Replies: 9
Views: 752

Amazing suited pie in the face skit male messy

From a 90s sketch comedy show called Almost Live, a producer gets beautifully humiliated by a handsome comedian in an opening skit that's based around the Bill Gates pieing https://www.youtube.com/wa...

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8/28/238/28/23 by HappyCamper

Replies: 3
Views: 1446

Sub/dom chat male personals

I'm a novice and pretty vanilla, I really get off on chatting at length with dominate guys that have a lot of truly messy ideas that they would like put a sub through if they got the chance. Hit me u...

8/14/238/14/23

8/16/238/16/23 by Allpiedup

Replies: 1
Views: 530

New Download: 'Chloe's Farewell' female messy

The Man and The Wife

7/28/237/28/23

by The Man and The Wife

7/30/237/30/23 by Allpiedup

Replies: 9
Views: 2072

Question for the Tar and Feather fans female messy

The substance that makes the 'tar' ...does it HAVE to be molasses? Or can it be something such as chocolate syrup? I'm curious if people are a stickler for the substance, or basically if any sticky da...

The Man and The Wife

7/3/237/3/23

by The Man and The Wife

7/11/237/11/23 by Pieman

Replies: 23
Views: 2216

Dom, sub or S/switch when it comes to mess? female messy

When it comes to playing with mess there are a lot of different things that people enjoy, whether it's different substances, textures, colours, smellssweet vs savoury, embarrassment versus enjoymentit...

6/7/236/7/23

6/14/236/14/23 by BarryMcCockiner2

Replies: 5
Views: 829

NY Meet Up general personals

Wondering who is open to a meet up just north of NYC. I have had messages in the past on this topic but starting it up again! Feel free to DM me or reply here!

4/13/234/13/23

4/14/234/14/23 by Allpiedup

Replies: 3
Views: 438

New Download: 'Valerie's First Time' female messy

The Man and The Wife

4/7/234/7/23

by The Man and The Wife

4/11/234/11/23 by The Man and The Wife

Replies: 22
Views: 2942

the man. the wife. scene suggestion female messy

i'm curious to know if i'm the only mackenzie fan Would you like to see mackenzie in a savoury scene? Like table for one or savoury annihilation

12/27/2212/27/22

by messycharlotte

12/30/2212/30/22 by The Man and The Wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1338

Nj meetup male personals

11/12/2211/12/22

11/12/2211/12/22 by Allpied

Replies: 0
Views: 334

When you finally get to pie a woman who has the wam fetish female messy

Flumpster x D-Pies. Full set incoming

9/14/229/14/22

10/30/2210/30/22 by RobbyWLP

Replies: 22
Views: 5958

Pie fight movie find coed messy

Hi all, First if this has already been posted then I apologise for repeating. While browsing I found a movie that contains a huge pie fight scene. The film is called 'The Nutt House' and was releas...

9/5/229/5/22

10/24/2210/24/22 by gopher1

Replies: 9
Views: 3994

Mud wrestling male messy

only a few scenes of four men acting as mud wrestlers, so it is not a real fight, but you do not see things like that on German tv very often ;-) so do not set your expectations too high https://www...

10/21/2210/21/22

10/23/2210/23/22 by stefan2209

Replies: 3
Views: 670

NY Meetup male personals

I just moved into my own place and would love to host a messy session! Who is interested? I have a few messages from a few months back when I asked the same before moving in which I will definitely ci...

6/28/226/28/22

9/20/229/20/22 by mannwhich

Replies: 9
Views: 1170

Men Getting Custard Pied In The Face--Part 5 male messy

Hi everyone! There is a new compilation video of men taking custard pies in their face!! Check it out and let me know what you think! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR1mzGgTTi0 :splosh: :splosh:

custardpiedchef

7/13/227/13/22

by custardpiedchef

7/26/227/26/22 by Holland

Replies: 4
Views: 1739

How Can I Become A Model In Messy Videos? male messy

So I've had a secret desire for a very long time. That desire is to be a model in a WAM scene. It looks like so much fun and something I'd be genuinely willing to try out, especially if the scene invo...

7/7/227/7/22

7/9/227/9/22 by jay852uk

Replies: 8
Views: 1097

UMD history female messy page 1 2 3 4 5

I'm concerned. There are 168 members of UMD that have been here 24 years. I am one. Only 18 are still relatively active. Was I supposed to outgrow this?

5/27/225/27/22

6/19/226/19/22 by Phoenix

Replies: 124
Views: 11892

Using a Guy's Hair (or Pubes) as Part of a Gunge Scene male messy

There's part of me that can sometimes be a twisted bastard, and the past few days that twisted bastard has been wondering if anyone's ever shaved a guy's head (or pubes) and then used his hair (or pub...

5/22/225/22/22

by gingergungeguy

5/23/225/23/22 by nohbdy

Replies: 10
Views: 935

New Download: 'Clean to Creamed 2' female messy

The Man and The Wife

5/6/225/6/22

by The Man and The Wife

5/8/225/8/22 by Allpied

Replies: 5
Views: 3290

nyc Local WAM Fun male personals

Looking for guys local to NYC to have some messy fun with. Have been enjoying some recent meetups but I have some ideas that would require more than two people.

4/25/224/25/22

4/29/224/29/22 by starmanteam

Replies: 6
Views: 1053

What's your favourite outfit for Males to Wear? male messy page 1 2

What's your favourite outfit for Males to Wear? Suits, lycra, casual/joggers, shorts, briefs/boxers..? What's your favourite mess combo? Dream Scene? ;-)

3/4/223/4/22

4/10/224/10/22 by phil022002

Replies: 32
Views: 7960

Me and Daddy need to get messy again asap! coed messy

After the messy weekend I had I'm left wanting more, so much more What should I have him cover me in next (or cover him) Daddy is really into pieing me obviously but what would you like to see happen...

4/5/224/5/22

by PrettyPieEyes

4/6/224/6/22 by Wallster

Replies: 16
Views: 5699

We're Streaming! female messy

The Man and The Wife

4/2/224/2/22

by The Man and The Wife

4/3/224/3/22 by The Man and The Wife

Replies: 8
Views: 2923

Dream setup male messy

What is your dream, yet still realistic, messy set up look like i.e what scenario do you most want to try? tank? pool? games? lemme know!

2/14/222/14/22

3/13/223/13/22 by Latexspandex

Replies: 15
Views: 4900

gif Care Package female messy

The Man and The Wife

3/9/223/9/22

by The Man and The Wife

3/10/223/10/22 by The Man and The Wife

Replies: 10
Views: 4590

Ideas for Gunge Video with Johnathan male messy

Hey, my wrestling buddy Johnathan has been really hounding me lately to use him for more videos, but they aren't selling that well. Any ideas on what to do with him or tips? Let me know! thanks! :D -G...

11/22/2111/22/21

11/24/2111/24/21 by Burg42

Replies: 7
Views: 1836

Pies on "Love American Style" coed messy

10/3/2110/3/21

11/1/2111/1/21 by Labyrinth

Replies: 18
Views: 9803

Back at it! male messy

Finally pieing again, and got together with BizarroBear for an overdue messing! Hit him with some pastel pies we made. Photos posted on our profiles and video on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M...

9/28/219/28/21

9/30/219/30/21 by Allpied

Replies: 7
Views: 3086

Introducing a very special (female) model coming soon to a Hooliham video! coed messy

I see lots of threads here from guys asking how they can meet a woman into getting messy, and the advice almost universally is to find someone IRL and slowly and organically introduce them to it. Let...

8/30/218/30/21

9/7/219/7/21 by AMWorigins

Replies: 18
Views: 9680

Las Vegas Wam!?!? general personals

Hey all! i have 100 gallons of gunge mix with your name on it!! Anyone in the Las Vegas area wanting to get VERY messy?!? I cant host but i can provide the mess!!!

Mr Richard Slick WAMvet

8/3/218/3/21

by Mr Richard Slick WAMvet

8/4/218/4/21 by kinkymilwaukeeguy

Replies: 3
Views: 1091

Las vegas pies male personals

7/31/217/31/21

7/31/217/31/21 by Allpied

Replies: 0
Views: 394

Las Vegas pie session male messy

7/31/217/31/21

7/31/217/31/21 by Allpied

Replies: 0
Views: 570

Who is your favorite Male WAM producer? male messy

I think we are very lucky to have so many producers to create so good male WAM content. Without them, it would be very difficult to see cute guys getting messy! So, a big THANK YOU to all of them !...

6/19/216/19/21

6/29/216/29/21 by sloppedstud

Replies: 20
Views: 2045

Denise Van Outen gives a pie coed messy

Pie-rce Brosnan

1/25/211/25/21

by Pie-rce Brosnan

1/26/211/26/21 by Allpied

Replies: 7
Views: 3406

Are Lesbians Into This? female messy

A question that just occured to me: Are lesbian women into WAM? Of course, many videos posted show girls playing in a substance together. And yes, they are pretty sexual. But let's face it, most of...

12/25/1912/25/19

1/1/201/1/20 by Bobographer

Replies: 18
Views: 2923

Seeking model in New Jersey general personals

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12/16/1712/16/17 by Allpied

Replies: 7
Views: 856

nyc tied and pied general personals

Looking for someone who'd be interested in a session where I'm tied up and get pied all over. Preferably seeking in the NYC area. Also open to other session ideas if bondage isn't your thing!

3/9/173/9/17

3/10/173/10/17 by Allpied

Replies: 1
Views: 779

Question for all the guys. non-wam

Hi. I have a question for all the guys out there that read this post. I would like to know either... a) If you are currently single, how long have you been single for? or b) If you aren't currently...

11/13/1611/13/16

11/25/1611/25/16 by Allpied

Replies: 4
Views: 709

New session photos male messy

Help a fellow wammer pop his gunge and pie fight cherry :P Set here: https://umd.net/profile/i/water13240/section/photos/album/initiation-session-gunge-game

8/16/168/16/16

8/17/168/17/16 by Allpied

Replies: 3
Views: 1481

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