There's nothing better than indulging in the hilarity of a good old fashioned custard pie in the face. It's not just about the comedic element or the sweet taste of humiliation, I love the exhilarating sensation of taking a pie straight to the kisser, especially when it's forcefully rubbed in. Watching guys succumb to a custard pie in the face, imagining myself as that hapless stooge, bravely taking my just desserts with pride and gusto has always been exciting for me. I particularly enjoy the camaraderie that comes with a pie splatted in my face, whether with my mates, teammates, other guys in chef whites and of course, basking in the spotlight of a live audience on a TV show or stage, where they can witness my messy fate.

I enjoy making people laugh by clowning around and acting the fool. Dressed in my pristine chef whites, I masterfully concoct scrumptious pies filled with gooey cream, waiting for the moment they will be shoved in my deserving face with a satisfying splat, followed by a bowl of cream being poured down my baggy chef pants and some thick custard being poured into my tall chef hat and splatted onto my head for good measure.

As a rugby and football player, I have a strong physique that fills out my chef whites nicely. I like to play hard and work hard, and I have a sense of humour that matches my muscles.

If you enjoy role-play over message, send me a message, bonus points if I'm wearing chef whites.
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