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Name:

Steve

Last on:

4 hours ago

Time here:

9 ½ years

Gender:

Male

I prefer:

Males

Comments:

196 sent, 73 received

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Followers:

105

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UMD ID:

81983

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Skype:

steven.white1497

About Me:

Hello there!. Small but perfectly formed (!) slapstick/custard pie lover looking for other guys only to meet up and have messy fun with. Friendly and discrete. Can usually accommodate also. Kindness and consideration expected, and always shown: though a cute face and a beard is always a bonus!!!.

Signature: Able to accommodate for custard pie fun.

I'm here to: Chat with friends, roleplay with others, and find others interested in meeting up

My tags: custard, pies, and gunge

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Last Actions

9 days ago

Commented on a photo: "I'm loving the moustache and beard. Congratulations on being Wammer of the day again. Another excellent set of photographs, and thank you for sharing."

28 days ago

Commented on the video Clown Nose Pie Fun, "Nice and messy, and very horny. I liked that you put your clown nose back on; added to the sexiness of the whole scene xx."

8/22/26

Commented on a photo: "The most perfectly executed custard pie sandwich xx."

8/12/26

Commented on a photo: "It would be quite fun to wash the car with you!."

7/29/26

Commented on a photo: "Wonderful"

7/29/26

Commented on a photo: "So sweet and erotic xx"

7/25/26

Commented on a photo: "Loving the new look. And do you even need to ask that question?. I think that you need a few custard pies as well."

7/24/26

Commented on a photo: "Perfection"

7/24/26

Commented on a photo: "Poor Joey. Didn't you even get a chance at some sort of retaliation or retribution?"

7/22/26

Commented on a photo: "Nothing better than seeing a handsome bearded guy covered in blue slime."

7/21/26

Commented on a photo: "Oh poor Joey!. You are such a schmuck!. How could you possibly have fallen for that old trick!."

7/12/26

Commented on the video Black Tie, Cream Pied!, "It's definitely Heaven any time I see a video of you getting messed up xx"

7/7/26

Commented on a photo: "Such beautiful eyes under those pies xx."

7/7/26

Commented on a photo: "An ultimate fantasy. Big sexy hairy guy covered in cream."

7/7/26

Commented on the video Scotland V Brazil Payup: First Pies, "Lovely messy custard pies slowly rubbed in to your face. I think I was enjoying watching this as you were receiving those custard pies xx."

yesterday

Turned TheClownJordi's head into a pie sandwich

13 days ago

Was pied in the face with a real-crust pie by HugoPied

13 days ago

Was pied in the face with a real-crust pie by HugoPied

21 days ago

Covered PieMeFace in cream

21 days ago

Was pied in the face by PieMeFace

Friended 7/1/19

Friended 9/10/17

Friended 2/15/19

Friended 3/4/17

Friended 3/3/17

Friended 11/19/17

Friended 3/10/21

Friended 5/22/20

Friended 3/9/17

Friended 4/15/25

Friended 4/20/17

Friended 4/27/17

Friended 10/27/20

Friended 5/25/20

Friended 3/4/17

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Slappy 6/21/26

Thanks for the loves!!

MrPies 6/11/25

Thanks for the loves!

BlueCheer 12/23/22

Thanks for the loves!

blueypie 12/31/21

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Let's hope for a messier and more fun 2022!

blueypie 12/24/21

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A messy merry Christmas to everyone

blueypie 12/9/21

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Feel free to chat to me about custard pies x

blueypie 8/19/21

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2 sessions this week: would like to make it 3 ...

blueypie 8/13/21

My 1st custard pie in 2 years. Hope more to follow ...

blueypie 4/4/21

Crack an egg over your head for Easter xxx

blueypie 4/1/21

April Fool custard pie in the face for everyone xx

blueypie 3/7/21

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Pie lovers of the world unite x

blueypie 3/6/21

Wish I could think of something witty and original to put he

blueypie 3/6/21

Last pie action, June 2019. Hope lockdown ends soon.

blueypie 3/2/21

I hope to be able to use these pretty soon ...

pie_or_2 2/17/21

blueypie 2/14/21

Roses are red, violets are blue; a pie in the face, looks so

blueypie 2/14/21

Roses are red; violets are blue. A custard pie in the face;

blueypie 2/1/21

Always happy to chat about the joys of custard pie giving/ta

blueypie 12/31/20

Happy New Year to everyone, especially my friends on here. H

blueypie 12/25/20

Hap-pie Christmas and a gunged filled 2021 for everybody x

blueypie 12/25/20

Hao-pie Christmas; and a gunge filled 2021 for everybody.

blueypie 11/17/20

I hope to be able to use these pretty soon ...

blueypie 10/21/20

Need cheering up during self isolation!

blueypie 9/6/20

Finishing work soon, so looking to meet up. Any takers?

blueypie 8/26/20

I wish I could get pied on my birthday ...

blueypie 3/7/20

Any one in the NW of England want some messy fun with custar

blueypie 1/30/20

The ankle is healed, I'm back driving, and looking forward

blueypie 12/25/19

A custard pie Christmas and a gunge filled New Year to all x

blueypie 11/3/19

Always happy to talk custard pies

blueypie 10/28/19

Putting new pictures up: about time.

blueypie 4/6/19

Feel free to chat if you want to talk pies and gunge

blueypie 1/1/19

Here's to a messy 2019 for everybody

blueypie 12/20/18

A merry and messy Christmas and New Year to one and all xxx

blueypie 11/26/18

I'm on my 99th friend. Would love to meet and pie No 100.

blueypie 9/30/18

Finally got some new pictures up.

blueypie 9/30/18

Finally got some new pictures up...

blueypie 7/26/18

Say Hi if you need a custard pie

blueypie 7/22/18

Hello There

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