UK based mature female clown who deserves smelly messy humiliation.

My ideal scenario is having my entire head plastered with smelly condiments. The smellier, the better. Not a patch of skin or hair on my head must be not plastered afterwards! My ideal scenario is 100% head and neck coverage under multiple layers of condiments. My favourites are Heinz Salad Cream, Heinz Ketchup, HP Brown Sauce and small chunk Branston pickle. The smelliest out there. Each condiment has it's own strong aroma, which for me, adds to the overall humiliation.

Then photos are to be taken of my pub humiliation and posted on here for others to wank over. I also love being told after how plastered and humiliated I look and how bad I must smell. Also how much people enjoy wanking over my photos. Both males and females. All are welcome to participate.

I am always open to new ideas for smelly humiliation techniques and food that results in such a stinky plastering. Or costumes I should wear.

Coming this weekend, I will be a full white faced clown as The Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland. My head will be totally plastered in many layers of smelly Heinz salad cream. I'm going to stink of vinegar and look totally plastered just for you.

This time I am after total head, neck and shoulder coverage.

I can't wait for every inch of my head to be plastered in a thick layer of Heinz salad cream, turning pale yellow and stinking strongly.

All you need to do is comment on my photos after you've wanked over them and tell me how smelly and humiliated I look and how much I deserved it.

I am a happily married woman, so won't be meeting up with you in person or doing a Web cam. But, I am happy to talk via message or chat as long as you respect my wishes.