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I'm having a test plastering this weekend. Looking to be poured and squirted unrecognisable with very smelly Heinz salad cream. Opened one of the bottles today and it smells really bad. Hit love if you can't wait to see the photos. Comment below as to why I deserve it and how I'd look and smell and I may DM you back in person. Best comments gets a personal Patsy message x
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Heinz salad cream has a strong and unique awful smell to it. It also is thick and a pale yellow in colour. When used to totally plaster my face it's a very humiliating combination and the ultimate stinky covering that Patsy deserves
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What I need is others to choose their favourite Patsy photo and send it to me at patsypastrysmellyclown@gmail.com for posting here x
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Send me your cum covered Patsy photos to pastypastrystinkyclown@gmail. com so I can post them here. You can be tagged or they can be posted anon. Come on you naughty boys I need to see them! x
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One of my favourite photos. Looking so silly. Imagine everything in this photo totally covered in 14 litres of Heinz salad cream. How unrecognisable I will look. How bad I'll smell. Vinegary, mustards and egg. Hit love and comment if you want to see me like this and the photos.
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Slow pour over my beautiful clown face until the grease paint is totally covered and I'm recognisable under a pale yellow and stinking like an off Sandwich platter
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Can't have any gaps on my clown face. Each bit of grease paint must be covered in stinky pale yellow.
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Who'd want to see the photos after? Everything in this photo plastered under a very smelly and total pale yellow vinegary layer of Heinz salad cream. It would be a dream come true for me. 14 bottles will definitely do it x
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For the first time, a Patsy fan has the chance to plaster me in person. The deal is he has just an hour to completely plaster my shoulders, neck and head front and back in Heinz salad cream. No gaps, no skin, nothing must be on show after. He says 14 litres (14 bottles) will do the task. I'll be unrecognisable after, total covered and everything in this photo will be pale yellow and I'll stink like an old buffet that's been left out all Summer. Photos will be taken from all angles and posted for your viewing pleasure after. If it works out it will be my most extreme and by far my smelliest head plastering to date.
Yes it's fresh dough. Not me on the right, it's Finflyer. It's next on my session list though. I've tried once and didn't get it thick enough and nowhere near the right quatity. One fan though will get go humiliate me exactly like that in person
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If you had a chance, who'd Salad Cream my head? I'd need 100% head and neck coverage to be truly stinky plastered. No skin or head not covered. Totally unrecognisable after. Stinking bad.
I've yet to achieve 100% complete coverage in the smelliest salad cream available.
Who'd do it?
Message me how'd you arrange to do this to me and it may happen for one person.
Patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com
I've yet to achieve 100% complete coverage in the smelliest salad cream available.
Who'd do it?
Message me how'd you arrange to do this to me and it may happen for one person.
Patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com
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Get hold of a salad cream bottle. Smell it with one hand and wank with the other. That's how bad I smelt and look how plastered I am in it. Them cum over this photo. Comment "done" below when you've completed these instructions x
Any other wankers? All welcome. Just message me
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Total head smelly humiliation. 12 litres of condiments. Ketchup on Brown sauce on salad cream. Smelling of vinegar and egg. Unable to see, left with a red face after washing off. I'm totally humiliated for your wanking pleasure. Tell me how I look and smell. Give me a done.
Look at me. My once clean head plastered in 4 litres of the cheapest salad cream. I stank of egg and vinegar. How humiliated do I look. How bad did I smell. Only thing missing is for you to cum whilst looking at me. Give me a done. If you do it more than once, keeping commenting done. I'll continue updating.
I hate brown sauce. A fruity vinegary smell. Was missing pickle, but clean up had to be quick. Maybe a layer of Branston smooth pickle on top next time
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I deserve you to wank for me. Comment done.
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Coming soon, after an enforced break, dressed as a baker, my head is going to be plastered in salad cream, ketchup, brown sauce, topped with egg mayo, tuna sweetcorn and Branston pickle. Things shoved in my mouth such as celery, sausage and a pickled onion x
Comment below for Peter or I. This Saturday one of us will
1) Get an entire head and shoulder dough covering
2) Heinz salad cream topped with egg salad
3) Ketchup topped with tuna sweetcorn
4) Brown sauce topped with large chunk Branston Pickle
The messiest and smelliest humiliation to date.
Comment below to choose your victim!
1) Get an entire head and shoulder dough covering
2) Heinz salad cream topped with egg salad
3) Ketchup topped with tuna sweetcorn
4) Brown sauce topped with large chunk Branston Pickle
The messiest and smelliest humiliation to date.
Comment below to choose your victim!
Do you like it when tuna sweetcorn sandwich filler tops off a ketchup facial. Adds to my humiliation x
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Has to be Heinz. Absolutely stinks. All you can smell is vinegar afterwards. Total humiliation
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I love ketchup, although not as smelly as salad cream or pickle
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1. Get the victim to be dressed in white clothing, with a spray of perfume, after taking ages preparing their hair and applying make-up.
2. Get them to beg to be humiliated
3. Apply bottles of brown sauce to their head until its completely covered
4. Make sure they get to smell how rank the sauce is.
5. Get them to say thank you.
6. Take photos and post them online, so people can wank over the resulting mess
2. Get them to beg to be humiliated
3. Apply bottles of brown sauce to their head until its completely covered
4. Make sure they get to smell how rank the sauce is.
5. Get them to say thank you.
6. Take photos and post them online, so people can wank over the resulting mess
1. Mix 7kg of flour with 3l of water. Add water as required. Mix and need until dough is in a ball.
2. Apply to victims top of the head and stretch down until the entire head and shoulders is covered. Make a small whole to enable them to breath.
3. Take loads of photos
4. Top off with at least one smelly condiment, such as Branston Pickle.
5. Take more photos of the resulting doughy creation and post online so others can wank over the spectacle.
2. Apply to victims top of the head and stretch down until the entire head and shoulders is covered. Make a small whole to enable them to breath.
3. Take loads of photos
4. Top off with at least one smelly condiment, such as Branston Pickle.
5. Take more photos of the resulting doughy creation and post online so others can wank over the spectacle.
1. Have your victim dressed in smart clothing. Hair and make up just right. Hint of perfume.
2. Liberally apply bottles of ketchup to their head until it's totally covered.
3. Make sure they get a squirt near the nostrils, so they get a nice whiff of vinegary ketchup.
4. Take loads of photos, as they are made to thank the giver.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the humiliation
2. Liberally apply bottles of ketchup to their head until it's totally covered.
3. Make sure they get a squirt near the nostrils, so they get a nice whiff of vinegary ketchup.
4. Take loads of photos, as they are made to thank the giver.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the humiliation
1. Empty the bottles over the head, giving the victim a whiff of vinegar. Heinz absolutely stinks.
2. Allow the vinegary stench to fill their nostrils
3. Take loads of photos.
4. Post them on-line so people can wank over the stinky victim.
2. Allow the vinegary stench to fill their nostrils
3. Take loads of photos.
4. Post them on-line so people can wank over the stinky victim.
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1. Make sure the victims entire head is already covered in brown sauce condiment
2. Empty the bottles of pickle onto the top of the head, giving the victim a whiff of onion.
3. Allow the brown onion chunks to slide down their face
4. Take loads of photos.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the disgusting blob.
2. Empty the bottles of pickle onto the top of the head, giving the victim a whiff of onion.
3. Allow the brown onion chunks to slide down their face
4. Take loads of photos.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the disgusting blob.
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1. Make sure the victims head is already covered in smelly condiments. The smellier, the better.
2. Empty the tuna filler on top of the head, giving the victim a whiff of fish.
3. Allow the contents to slide down the face
4. Take loads of photos.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the end result.
2. Empty the tuna filler on top of the head, giving the victim a whiff of fish.
3. Allow the contents to slide down the face
4. Take loads of photos.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the end result.
The apron will be making a come back for my next humiliation x
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I've so got to do this. Will just take some planning. Of course, it will need to be topped with layers of smelly condiments which also get squirted through the mouth hole so I can taste them. I'm weird, but horny as well x
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I'm getting my head painted with stinky pickle this weekend
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Large pickle onion in my mouth on show
Four bottles of stinky vinegary BrownSauce
Eight bottles of small chunk brown onion smelling Branston pickle to follow
Entire hair face and neck covering. No hair or skin left untouched x
Four bottles of stinky vinegary BrownSauce
Eight bottles of small chunk brown onion smelling Branston pickle to follow
Entire hair face and neck covering. No hair or skin left untouched x
Seemed right to wear something brown. Total head gunging of brown sauce, then Branston Pickle, whilst holding a large Pickled onion in my mouth. Any preference for head wear? Brown bakers hat to plant on top after? Holding up a sign? x
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Everyone has their instructions x
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Michiganpie, fluffer and MessyMac sent x
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Comment "in" and I will send you personal wanking instructions to you, guy or girl. Unique to you. This weekend only. Patsy x
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Going for just loads of Branston Pickle next time x
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Not so pretty there, but gorgeous all the same
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My most extreme to date. I needed my entire head covered in stinky condiments. No clown make up either which is why it's selected photos x
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No one else? Closing today x
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And mine. It had been far too long. I stank of vinegar and onion x
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Cheap salad cream, topped with egg salad cream mayo. Ketchup next, topped with tuna and sweetcorn. Followed by hp sauce, topped with Branston Pickle. Entire head covering x
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Photos coming later. Best smelly head humiliation to date. Had hubby gagging as he took photos x
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