Comments by Patsy Pastry Stinky Clown

Who wants to smell me? ;) he he x

Photo: Tuna mayo complete fishy plasteringthursdayreport

No so much fucked up or depraved, just like being told how smelly and plastered I look x

Photo: Tuna mayo complete fishy plasteringthursdayreport

A very smelly one! x

Photo: I can smell egg....thursdayreport

It's more of a need. To have my head, especially my face plastered unrecognisable and smell bad of fish, pickle, vinegar, egg and onion. Then be told how bad I look and smell. Some fans wank over my photos and send them to me at Patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com for me to see or post on here x

Photo: Tuna mayo complete fishy plastering6 days agoreport

So much tuna mayo. Very heavy, very fishy. Like a dog on heat lol x

Photo: Tuna plastered fishy bitch x6 days agoreport

I hate it with a passion. So I have to be humiliated with it. Was gagging so much with the stench x

Photo: Tuna mayo complete fishy plastering6 days agoreport

I was made into a work of art. A very smelly one. My panties were soaked through x

Photo: Smelling of stinky egg 6 days agoreport

Who thinks this smelly bitch deserved to be plastered stinky with tuna mayo?

Photo: Tuna mayo complete fishy plastering6 days agoreport

No more than I deserved x

Photo: + pickled onions and beetroot6 days agoreport

Saw the tubs and had to buy them. Smelling of egg is so humiliating x

Photo: I can smell egg....6 days agoreport

I like to smell what a disgusting smelly mess I've become. The smell of onion pickle and vinegar was soooo strong. Made me wet though x

Photo: + pickled onions and beetroot7 days agoreport

Was concentrating on stinking of strong onion pickle and vinegar

Photo: Add more Branston pickle 7 days agoreport

Thanks. The real me gets covered in perfume. Patsy gets covered in stinky, lumpy brown Pickle. She deserves it, I don't ;)

Photo: Not Patsy, but the real me12 days agoreport

Maybe one day. Its Patsy who gets humiliated though, not the real me x

Photo: Not Patsy, but the real me12 days agoreport

This is the real me everyone gets to see. Always glamorous, smelling lovely clean and well behaved.

Then you have Patsy....

Photo: Not Patsy, but the real me13 days agoreport

Free video still to come x

Photo: Patsy Pastry Stinky Clown13 days agoreport

Total head plastering in very smelly different salad cream brands. The stench was over whelming. Total head humiliation, but it wasn't finished there! Give me a love and comment when you've wanked to my photo. Message me if you don't want to comment. Even better, send me proof to patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com x

Photo: Side profile of my plastering 14 days agoreport

How stupid do I look? How humiliated and stinking like a trash can. No more than I deserve x

Photo: Tribute for my worst humiliation to date14 days agoreport

More layers of salad cream photos. A lovely side profile photo. Free video tour of my stinky head after.

Coming soon. Will you be?

Photo: More plastering to come!15 days agoreport

More layers of salad cream plastering photos to come. I'm not called Patsy Pastry Stinky Clown for nothing! x

Photo: More plastering to come!15 days agoreport

Head as yellow as my teeth. Smell so bad x

Photo: Co-op Salad cream15 days agoreport

Just imagine the stench by now!

Photo: Crucials salad cream 15 days agoreport

That's two layers of different salad salad cream. A litre of each. Sainsburys smelt so bad, but I deserved to be plastered and made to smell x

Photo: Sainsburys salad cream15 days agoreport

I smelt so bad of vinegar, egg and mustard. Could still smell it after multiple washes, but I deserved it x

Photo: Heinz salad cream15 days agoreport

Next a layer of Heinz Salad Cream. So smelly and more humiliation for my clown head.

Photo: Heinz salad cream15 days agoreport

And a special food decoration for my most humiliating set of end photos ever involving raw onion among others x

Photo: It gets much worse!16 days agoreport

I'm already plastered unrecognisable.

I deserve more humiliation though.

Please tell me via message or comment how bad I smell and look so I can post more photos.

More layers, more stench.

A full tour video of my head after.

Photos from all angles

Photo: It gets much worse!16 days agoreport

More brighter yellow in colour. Smell wasn't so bad. Some vinegar, but nowhere near as smelly as this clown deserved x

Photo: Cheap Asda and Sainsburys 16 days agoreport

Give this smelly, humiliated clown a done x

Photo: Sainsburys salad cream16 days agoreport

For a small bottle, Sainsburys brand was very smelly. The vinegary, eggy stench hit my nostrils long before the salad cream did. Made me gag, but I deserved it!

Photo: Sainsburys salad cream16 days agoreport

Two litres of Chefs Larder salad cream

Photo: Just the face to go!17 days agoreport

If you want to see how my entire head got turned into an unrecognisable and very very smelly blob comment below x

Photo: Smell ratings below17 days agoreport

If you to see more photos, hit love and tell me how much you need to see me humiliated x

Photo: Hit love and comment17 days agoreport

Heinz 8
Chef Larder 7
Sainsburys 7
Crucials 6
Asda 5
Cheap Sainsburys 5
Coop 4
Cheap Asda 4

I smelt so so bad after. Give me a done x

Photo: Smell ratings below17 days agoreport

Send me proof to patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com

Photo: Stinky clown plastered in cum x22 days agoreport

I'll upload a free video later. Already plastered in Heinz salad cream and Heinz tomato ketchup, I'm plastered in very, very smelly HP sauce. Turned all brown, my hat is balanced on top of my head as a final humiliation

Photo: Free video coming later 24 days agoreport

Could this clown get any more humiliated?

Photo: Stinky clown plastered in cum 25 days agoreport

The ultimate humiliation

Photo: A perfectly aimed load x25 days agoreport

Come on wankers this stinky clown needs your best humiliating shot

Photo: Another deserving tribute25 days agoreport

Still looking for more tributes. Cum on wankers, Patsy needs your hot, full load x

Photo25 days agoreport

A head plastering of every UK salad cream brand

Photo: Shower time 26 days agoreport

Three of you have so far, who is next? x

Photo28 days agoreport

This is my favourite photo of me for my collection. Patsy begs for you naughty boys to give me a full load over my face and send your tributes to patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com come on wankers give this stupid stinky clown bitch your best load! x

Photo28 days agoreport

Think you can do better? Email me at Patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com

Photo: Stinky clown plastered in cum 28 days agoreport

Exactly what this stinky clown deserves x

Photo: A perfectly aimed load x28 days agoreport

Who is next for this stinky clown?

Photo: Another deserving tribute28 days agoreport

Think you can do better and plaster me in hot cum? Send you tribute to patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com. Discretion assured. Nothing will be posted without consent. Just choose a photo of me, shoot your load and send me the result. If you're female, just tell me you are done x

Photo: Another load right in my clown face 29 days agoreport

I hated the smell of HP sauce. There is another video to come later in the week, of a tour of my plastered head again. In it I mention that HP is stinging my lips. I look disgusting, smelly and unrecognisable. It made me so wet LOL x

Photo: Add HP sauce. Smelliest yet 29 days agoreport

Which bit? I smelt so bad

Photo: Add HP sauce. Smelliest yet 30 days agoreport

HP sauce, although fruity, smells so bad and vinegary. Absolutely hated the smell, but strangely turned on by being plastered in it

Photo: Add HP sauce. Smelliest yet 6/7/26report

I've been humiliated totally this weekend. If you want special instructions on which of my photos to wank over then inbox me. Today only! I deserve to be coated in cum so let me have it! x

Photo: Inbox me for wanking instructions. Cum on boys!6/7/26report

HP Brown sauce followed x

Photo: Give this stinky clown a done!6/6/26report

I have a video tour of my salad creamed head to post soon x

Photo: How do I look? 🤢6/6/26report

Smelling like an egg sandwich. Give me a done

Photo: Full Heinz Salad Cream coverage 6/6/26report

I get a complete unrecognisable head plastering in salad cream, ketchup and brown sauce.

Photo: That's my neck plastered6/5/26report

Hit love and comment if you want more x

Photo: That's my neck plastered6/5/26report

I need two of you to shoot your load over my photo and send it to me. I'll post the pics after and send a special one to you two x

Photo: Patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com6/5/26report

Send me proof to patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com. One of my photos!

Photo: A full load in my clown face!5/10/26report

Thank you x

Photo: Another unflattering photo lol x4/4/26report

I totally stank. Like a sandwich platter left out in the midday sun x

Forum pic4/3/26report

What total plastered, humiliating and very smelly degradation looks like. Use your imagination for the stench x

Photo: Further stinky humiliation 4/1/26report

Any other wankers? Message me if you don't want to comment here. Come on, I'm plastered and stinking like an old buffet, twice!

Photo: Wank for me x3/30/26report

I did in a recent shoot. Have a look

Photo3/30/26report

Thank you x

Photo: Just me3/30/26report

Everyone. Comment done here if you've wanked to this double stinky salad cream plastering x

Photo: Wank for me x3/30/26report

The way I love it. The stench is overwhelming x

Photo: Wank for me x3/30/26report

What would you do to my head and face?

Photo: Unflattering photo lol3/30/26report

I was challenged to post my worst photo so here goes x

Photo: Unflattering photo lol3/30/26report

Give this totally smelly plastered clown a done. Send your cum covered photos to me at Patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com

Photo: Wank for me x3/30/26report

I want to try HP original and Lidl's Batts brown sauce topped with original Branston pickle x

Photo: Clown available for stinky plasterings3/29/26report

I need my head totally plastered leaving me smelling. Who wants to do it? What would you use? x

Photo: Clown available for stinky plasterings3/29/26report

Wanking to my photos, message me to let me know x

Photo: Egg head3/22/26report

No one wants to tell Patsy? x

Photo: Photos on Messy Humiliation forum. Who wants to se3/22/26report

Need more comments! x

Photo: Plastered unrecognisable 3/22/26report

I'm plastered unrecognisable and stink so bad. Wank over my photos and comment done after. I'm a pathetic stinky plastered clown that deserves it x

Photo: Plastered unrecognisable 3/21/26report

Who wants to see my silly clown face plastered unrecognisable in the smelliest salad cream available? Hit love and comment if you do! x

Photo: Who wants to see this plastered?3/21/26report

I was made to beg to be plastered. I happily done it as I wanted to smell and be plastered pale yellow. I need you all to also tell me how I so deserved it. Come on guys x

Photo: Photos on Messy Humiliation forum. Who wants to se3/21/26report

I was totally plastered and turned pale yellow. The smell was over powering, but I so deserved it. One stinky clown x

Photo: Everything here gets plastered 3/21/26report

Everything in this photo gets totally plastered unrecognisable in very stinky salad cream. Who wants to see it? Tell me how much I deserved it x

Photo: Everything here gets plastered 3/21/26report

It does sting the eyes so you need to keep them closed, but it absolutely stinks and the photos speak for themselves. Similar posted later tonight x

Photo: Final humiliating decorations 3/20/26report

Heinz Salad Cream is so smelly. This is the outcome after 7 litres. Imagine the coverage double could do. I can't wait to be plastered unrecognisable by my fan. Every part of my head and should squirted a pale yellow vinegary smell. My clown face can received at least four layers of it. Very exciting for me x

Photo3/18/26report

Coming next week, Patsy Pastry as Red Riding Hood. I'll be in full Patsy Pastry Clown make up, red riding hood costume and red bob wig. My entire head, neck and shoulders will he 100% plastered unrecognisable in 7, yes SEVEN litres of thick vinegary Heinz tomato ketchup. My head will be topped with a fishy family sized tub of tuna mayo and sweetcorn sandwich filler. My eyes will be covered with a tomato slice each. My neck will be decorated with cherry tomatoes. Then photos taken from all angles will ONLY be available to fans who join my WAM Humiliation forum x

Photo: Coming next week only to WAM Humiliation 3/13/26report

Everything in this photo will be totally humiliated and plastered unrecognisable in tomato ketchup. No dipping me with your chicken nuggets! x

Forum pic3/13/26report

Slow pour to cover both sides of my head. Slow pour to give me a total facial, covering every inch of my Patsy Clown make up. The idea is I'm unrecognisable after stinking of vinegar x

Forum pic3/13/26report

Head topper to complete the humiliated fishy look. Topped with a tomato slice.

Forum pic3/13/26report

4 x of these large bottles:

1 x Left shoulder
1 x Right shoulder
1 x Neck
1 x to squirt and cover any gaps to complete the total plastered unrecognisable look.

Forum pic3/13/26report

HP sauce and Branston pickle are in the lead. If it wins I'll have a pepperami shoved up each nostril as well. Patsy needs to be a proper stinky brown blob after x

Photo: You choose my next plastering x2/27/26report

Whichever it is, will be like my last session. A completely unrecognisable stinky plastering with either Salad cream, ketchup or brown sauce, followed by a stinky head topper and face decorations x

Photo: You choose my next plastering x2/27/26report

I'll choose a fan from the winners and will hold up a dedication when plastered. You can even choose the words x

Photo: You choose my next plastering x2/27/26report

I'm letting my fans choose what I wear and get plastered in next.

Love and comment from my costume section what you want me to wear.

I'll get a complete shoulder, neck and head plastering in one of the following

1) Heinz salad cream topped with egg mayo. Boiled egg slices over my eyes and necklace
2) Heinz tomato ketchup. Topped with tuna mayo. Tomato slices over my eyes and necklace
3) HP brown sauce topped with Branston brown pickle. Boiled egg slices for eyes and necklace.

Love my photos and comment below the costume and plastering you want to see. Most votes wins.

Photo: You choose my next plastering x2/27/26report

Just two more comments. Have to be telling me how I look and smell. I'll post the video x

Photo: Who wants to see the video?2/26/26report

Waiting on more loves, comments and donations. It's a very smelly tour of my salad creamed head and shoulders x

Photo: Who wants to see the video?2/25/26report

I smelt like a bucket of egg salad that expired last week

Photo: Still from the free video x2/24/26report

Stinky, smelly, full head plastering, smelling like an old buffet, decorated, unrecognisable all for my fans wanking pleasure. Give me a massive "done" x

Photo: Final humiliating decorations 2/24/26report

Three head and hair washes that night. Could still smell it in the morning so another bath x

Photo: Comment "done" after x2/24/26report

Or just one more donation photo for me to add to my collection x

Photo: Still from the free video x2/24/26report

Tell me how I look and smell and I'll post the video tour of my plastered head x

Photo: Still from the free video x2/24/26report

Do I get your stinky approval. I'm unrecognisable totally smelly humiliated. Stinking like a sandwich buffet platter left outside at the height of Summer. A disgustingly very very very smelly plastered blob x

Photo2/24/26report

No, it stays in place as a stinky humiliation reminder for the photos. My knickers get filled with tuna chunks or similar fishy nastiness as its what I deserve x

Photo: Decorating the plastered blob x2/24/26report

Who wants to see the video of my totally plastered head? It's a view from all angles of my head, neck and shoulders fully plastered in stinky Heinz salad cream. Unfortunately no smell a vision, so you will have to imagine the off buffet effect. 10 loves and 5 comments here telling me how I look and smelt and I will post it! x

Photo: Who wants to see the video?2/24/26report