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If you want to see my head like this except total head and shoulder coverage, then give me a done. Imagine that totally stinky Brown with a massive pickle mound on top x
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Photo: More of this tonight extreme coverage x11/16/24report
Going for the complete head covering look. Going to stink of vinegar and onion. Salad cream first with egg mayo. Then ketchup with tuna sweetcorn. Finally, a brown sauce look with Pickle piled high into a mound, until it slowly slides down the face, with cap placed back on top as a final humiliation. Maybe some tuna filling saved for a knicker filling. Left looking like that for loads of photos. Knickers full of tuna, but soaked through. If I post photos of the stinky creation, I expect loads of you to wank over them and comment done! x
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Photo: Coming this weekend, will you be? 😉 x11/15/24report
I'm thinking of making some dough pies to be pied with, mixing with sauces instead of water. Maybe a bowl of thick dough to be gunged with to x
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Photo: Coming this weekend, will you be? 😉 x11/15/24report
Coming this weekend, me gagged as a waitress. My head will receive bottles of cheap salad cream, brown sauce and ketchup. Topped with egg mayo, tuna sweetcorn and a large mound of Branston pickle. Who can't wait to see the end result? Loads of free pics will be posted of the rancid messy result x
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Photo: Coming this weekend, will you be? 😉 x11/15/24report
I'm thinking a complete head and shoulder covering in ketchup x
Photo: Who wants to see me gunged wearing this?11/14/24report
How good is this. On the list for my next humiliation. Four bottles of stinky onion small bit Branston pickle ready to cover my head x
Photo: 170. Complete humiliation x11/10/24report
Come on. My head and shoulders needs a complete covering next weekend. This convict needs ideas x
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Photo: Who wants wanking instructions? 11/10/24report
Inbox me, telling me how'd you cover my entire face, head and shoulders. Give me ideas for my next shoot this weekend coming. I'll reply and have you coming! Male or female x
Photo: Who wants wanking instructions? 11/10/24report
Nope x
Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours11/3/24report
Any others in need of help? Male or female. Closes soon x
Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours11/3/24report
Message me telling me how much ketchup my head needs and I'll send you instructions x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours11/2/24report
Comment in
Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours11/2/24report
Agreed. I was soaked with excitement at that point x
Photo: 162. Which look do you prefer? 11/2/24report
I need a new level of smelly humiliation. Head and shoulders, bra filled, knickers filled with tuna. Stockings filled. Stilettos filled. I really want a catering size tub of Branston pickle on top of my head x
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Photo: 157. This girl loves humiliation x10/30/24report
A nice and onion smelling Branston Pickle covering. Piled up on top of the head, so it forms into a hat. Just how I like it. Give me a nice "done" for my masterpiece x
Photo: 153. A lovely smelly Pickle hair style 😍 10/29/24report
My very first publicly available video. This is me, literally a second before I took a pie. The rest is history. Glad I done it. Are you? x
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Photo: 152. A second before I took my first UMD pie10/29/24report
Very messy and extremely humiliating and smelly x
Photo: 127. I'm in a pickle 🙃 10/28/24report
Now closed. Watch out for another one soon x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/28/24report
Inbox me then. Instructions below
Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/27/24report
I love my head being covered in Branston pickle until they slide down and give me a stinky onion facial. Do I deserve it?
Photo: 127. I'm in a pickle 🙃 10/27/24report
Last call to get those unique instructions sent to you.
Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/27/24report
I deserved it looking so stupid and stinky. Next time going to get tuna chunks added to my panties. Seemed apt
Photo: 138. Humiliated, stinky woman needs a done10/27/24report
Four now. Tell me how much I deserve that pretty head to be plastered in ketchup, salad cream, brown sauce and plenty of Branston pickle. In return I'll make you wank for me x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/27/24report
Three satisfied members. Who will be next?
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/27/24report
I deserve one final humiliation to my stinky stupid looking creation. Give me your load girls and guys
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Photo: 127. I'm in a pickle 🙃 10/27/24report
Two sent already. Remember I only like smelly condiments such as pickle, ketchup and salad cream. How would you mess up my pretty head?
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/27/24report
Message me telling me how much I deserve to have my head and shoulders covered in my favourite stinky condiments and how you'd do it. Absolutely no sweet!In return I'll reply with a free and personal wanking instruction
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/27/24report
Sure was. Ketchup, brown sauce, branston pickle and salad cream. I stank of vinegar and onion
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Photo: 112. Give this stinky bitch a load10/24/24report
Its been too long. I need my head and shoulders plastered in smelly brown sauce, ketchup and loads of salad cream. Then topped off with egg salad and loads of Branston pickle. I need to be an unrecognisable, stinking blob. Not one bit of skin or hair visible. Who'd do it? x
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Photo: 113. Female in need of smelly humiliation x10/22/24report
One of my favourite photos. A stupid looking clown who deserve a load right in her face!. Click Love and comment done when I'm creamed
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Photo: 105. Patsy The Clown x9/12/24report
Only sweet this time x
Photo9/10/24report
So, need to do this without destroying my hair x
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Photo: Frogman getting more covered8/29/24report
Who loves my Branston Pickle beehive? Comment "in" for wanking instructions x
Photo: Picklehead stinky clown collecting wanks8/25/24report
Royally, sent x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/25/24report
Texas bbw lover2, sent x
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Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/25/24report
I always wanted a total brown coverage. This is two bottles of brown sauce, topped with Branston Pickle small chunk squuezy. It gave me both wet knickers and a lovely onion pickle and vinegar smell. Give me a "done" x
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Photo: 103. Lovely stinky Brown combination 🤢 x8/25/24report
kristykream, sent x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
RSR, sent x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
Allpiedup, sent x
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Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
EternalMac, sent x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
shots29, you have a message x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
Gunge_is_great check your messages x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
I'm in the mood to make sure my fans are pleased tonight. If you need your sack emptying, or a session with your dildo, then comment "in" below and I'll message you! x
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Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/22/24report
That's me after

2 x bottles of ketchup
2 x bottles of brown sauce
2 x bottles of Branston pickle
5 x bottles of cheap salad cream.
1 x tub of Egg mayonnaise and salad cream sandwich filler.

How good do I look? I was soaking.

Show your appreciation by wanking over me and commenting "done" x
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Photo: 101. Salad Cream special x8/22/24report
It had been a few weeks. Normal days, where I am a Mum, daughter, wife and Nan. Now, it was my time. I'm Patsy, a slapstick loving clown, who loves being made to stink. I always wanted to go brown with brown sauce, topped with Branston Pickle. First, I wanted to go fully red. Ketchup is not that smelly, but wasn't really designed to go on chips. It was meant to be worn. I think I wear it well. Comment "done" if you agree x
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Photo: 100. Ketchup covering. Comment "done" x8/20/24report
One stinky clown x
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Allpiedup, sent x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
Thepiedguy, sent by Mrs Picklehead x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
Final indignity, five bottles of cheap salad cream, all over my head. I use cheap brand, as the smell is more potent. I look sad, but was like a dog on heat in that photo ;) x
Photo: 99. Five bottles of cheap salad cream x8/20/24report
My once beautiful head and new hair colour turned stinky Brown with brown sauce, over red ketchup. A small sprinkling of Branston pickle chunky, another bottle about to be administered. My panties soaked, I couldn't wait x
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Photo: 97. More pickle for Patsy x8/20/24report
Messyxdresser, sent x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/20/24report
Darkrooo, sent x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
MaureenCrossDress, sent x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
If anyone else wants to be talked through wanking over this onion smelling, plastered, humiliated clown, comment "in" x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
Piedboy81, sent x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
Eternal Mac, sent x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
If you want this Pickle Head to give you free wanking instructions, comment "in" x
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Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/19/24report
One down. Come on wankers, let this stinky blob have it! x
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Photo: 96. Wearing a Branston Pickle hat x8/19/24report
Give me a "done" I'm coated in brown sauce, topped with Branston Pickle. It absolutely stank. All for your wanking pleasure x
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Photo: 96. Wearing a Branston Pickle hat x8/19/24report
All sent. Remember to say thanks! x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/18/24report
Bonus free photo from my new video. I got a nice head covering of stinky Brown Sauce. It has its own rank smell, which I loved, especially when topped off with Branston Pickle. Available soon in store x
Photo: 95. Brown sauce. Comment "done"8/18/24report
Messyfun15, sent x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/18/24report
Chadwick, sent x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/18/24report
Splosh Piggy, sent x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/18/24report
I'll send some later. Watch your inbox for special instructions x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/18/24report
Sent x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/18/24report
5 bottles of cheap salad cream, topped off with egg mayonnaise and salad cream sandwich filler x
Photo: Salad cream and Egg Mayo8/18/24report
I loved getting a slow head covering of onion pickle. I was soaked through with excitement as it was piled up on top of my head to a new height. Before the brown slurry chunks slide down and engulfed my face. I spluttered as the disgusting smell covered my nose, but loved it at the same time. Patsy was a true Picklehead after x
Photo: New Pickle record TEASER8/18/24report
I have loads of photos ready to post of my entire head being covered in all sorts of foul smelling goodness. It includes a new mass Branston pickle covering that had me reeling due to the smell.

I need 5 more donations to make this content available, or I will sell the whole thing in my store. Up to you guys! x

Just go to my video section and donate via the tip jar x
Photo: Who wants to see new pics?8/18/24report
Hippy Patsy gets a full head plastering.

Bottles of ketchup.
Bottles of brown sauce
Bottles of Branston pickle
Bottles of salad cream
Egg mayonnaise and salad cream sandwich filler.

All over my natural hair.

A new level of Branston pickle covering as per photo x
Photo: New video in store soon8/18/24report
Guys, last chance to keep the wank bank free. I normally charge 9.99 for a new video. So far I've posted 90 photos for free. If you want to see my new material, then I need more donations. Choose any free video of mine and donate via the tip jar. Not after making a fortune, but all these photos and videos cost me a fortune to make. I'll take a recap on donations before deciding whether to release as a video, or continue with the wank bank photos x
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Photo: Help keep The Wank Bank free x8/14/24report
Sent Rodders! x
Photo: Who wants wanking instructions sent to them today?8/14/24report
Me covered in fresh dough, ketchup, brown sauce, with a Branston Pickle hairdo, made to wear tomato slices as eyes. Oh and soaking panties x
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Photo: 89. Patsy in a pickle x8/14/24report
I so need to stink of vinegar and pickle! x
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Photo: This head plastered today or tomorrow x8/13/24report
Love it x
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Photo: More dough my head 8/13/24report
Oh and Branston pickle. How could I forget the brown slurry of chunky onion pickle smelling goodness x
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Photo: This head plastered today or tomorrow x8/13/24report
Salad cream, ketchup, brown sauce and baked beans is going to cover every inch of what you see. Click on Love and comment if you think I deserve it! x
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Photo: This head plastered today or tomorrow x8/13/24report
No flour or dough with my real hair. It wouldn't survive x
Photo: Who wants to see this head covered in Salad Cream?8/10/24report
No brown messy stuff. Going brown colour x
Photo: Stay blonde, or go brown? x8/10/24report
It will be another total ketchup covering followed by salad cream. May even not wear a wig this time x
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Photo: Who wants to see this head covered in Salad Cream?8/10/24report
I've bought the real cheap salad cream as it's mostly vinegar. Everything you see in that photo is going to get a covering x
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Photo: Who wants to see this head covered in Salad Cream?8/10/24report
Sent to one lucky guy x
Photo: Who wants wanking instructions sent to them?8/10/24report
I definitely need another dough covering x
Photo: What mess should the twins get next time? x8/10/24report
New shoot next week, which means new video and new photos. You know me by now, I love my entire head coated in stinky ketchup, brown sauce, salad cream and egg mayonnaise. Comment, or message me telling me how much you want to see it and make me smell of vinegar, pickle and egg. Oh and wank over my tits! x
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Photo: Calling all wankers!8/9/24report
Foamslave is winning so far. I'm ready to give you wankers my special wank back. Can anyone else beat what he put. Next week I will do another stinking humiliation video. My whole head, shoulders and boobs getting covered, leaving me a stinking blob. Over to you guys and girls. Message me privately if you want x
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Photo: Who wants me to give one back? x8/9/24report
You know I love my pretty head to be made to stink. Comment here telling me how much I deserve ketchup, egg mayo, salad cream and my new favourite Branston Pickle. In return I'll comment "done" and give all you wankers one back x
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Photo: Who wants me to give one back? x8/9/24report
Officer Patsy has heard from her informant that there are a few naughty horny men and ladies who need punishing. Choose any of my free videos and tip me. The next one to do it, will get a message from me with instructions on easing your load x
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Photo: Who wants wanking instructions sent to them?8/9/24report
Me clean and after receiving a head covering of cheap, vinegary, salad cream x
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I just love smelly humiliation x
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Photo: 58. I looked and smelt great x8/8/24report
Have you seen how I do ketchup? x
Photo: Who thinks I should get a face covering of this? x8/7/24report
This is one of my favourite photos and things to say. I love smelling rank. Hit love and comment when you've wanked for me and I'll give you one back x
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Photo: 58. I looked and smelt great x8/7/24report
Thanks for those who have tipped me. You can tip me using one of my free videos from as little as 5 Dollars. It helps keep my content free.

I'll be choosing my favourite photo as voted for by you wankers and giving you one back later. Happy masterbating everyone and don't forget to not only Love a photo, but to comment "done" after you've come for me! x
Photo: Thanks for the tips x8/6/24report
No one then. OK.
Photo: Who wants me to give one back? x8/6/24report
Post your favourite photo of me. I'll chose one and give you a wank bank x
Photo: Who wants me to give one back? x8/5/24report
I done a video and loads of photos, bit the only one I was happy to use. Tell me what to wear and squelch in next time and I'll do it guys x
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One lucky guy just got personal instructions. Check your messages, it could be you! ;)
Photo: Who needs some wanking instructions? x8/5/24report
Use salad cream he he x
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Photo: 36. Who likes this? Give me a "done"8/5/24report
There's some ideas x
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Photo: 9. Sexy secretary 8/5/24report
Special instructions just sent to a top wanker. Check your messages, it might be you! x
Photo: Who wants special wanking instructions? x8/4/24report
Come on you naughty boy, cover my entire head and tits in stinky ketchup. Make me a stinking, vinegary red mess for your wanking pleasure x
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Photo: 24. Don't forget to tip x8/4/24report
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