Splosh 'n' Go: a delightfully simple service for girls who enjoy the thrill of being on the receiving end of pies, paint, gunge and mess.

A mobile, pop-up 'splosh salon', providing a session that meets your needs. I travel the UK regularly; location's rarely an issue. Sessions usually take place at a hotel so you just turn up, splosh - and go!

Here's what some satisfied customers had to say about their bookings:

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"From the moment I arrived at the SploshnGo mobile salon, I knew I was in the right hands. Sit back to be pampered the SploshNgo way. All treatments are tailored to the customer, nothing is too much trouble: from a full head of margarine, to having your shoes filled, the list is endless. I will be booking in for another treatment very soon. It was bloody wonderful." - Aug 2021.

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"Just to say a huge thank you for tonight, it's still sinking in what actually happened! Wow, I certainly got it, didn't I ? The Sploshngo salon experience is first class. I really do appreciate all your time and effort and brilliant ideas, and probably going out of your way to actually make it happen, where did that time go? Another thing thanks for just accepting me as me, you really are lovely and a gentleman." - Aug 2021

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"Let the mind boggle as it processes the last few hours. It felt completely in the moment, once the door shut nothing mattered in the outside world! Thank you for being a gentleman, gracious and a lot of fun! Should an opportunity arise to ruin me further, keep me posted...anyone would think I enjoyed Monday night rather too much!" - Oct 2023.

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My history: I've been getting messy since my teens. It's a fetish, it's fun and life is too short to worry otherwise. I can't turn off what turns me on.

For me, a messy session is this: down-to-earth fun with a like-minded, open-minded soul. A few playful pies, a messy shampooing, knickers filled to the brim...to a full-on, head-to-toe, 'make me unrecognisable' trashing, or the ultimate bodypaint!

I love the element of humiliation in getting messy. It's fun to incorporate this into salon bookings for those who share the enjoyment.

I'm also happy to have the tables turned: put me on the receiving end if you've never had the chance to mess someone yourself. Check out my albums for an example.

As a tall, dark and handsome (at least in custard!) guy, my ideal session is with a long-haired girl who revels in messy stockings (and loves heels), adores extreme hair treatments, goes wild for firmly planted pies and loves the thrill of applying chance (with dice) to a session.

Splosh N Go salon sessions don't feature sex; this is all about the mess. Be as clothed or as unclothed as you like...or follow other customers and leave it to the dice to decide.

Now, I'm always happy to make new friends but I'm not interested in simply boosting friend counts, whether for you or me. Which means...if your profile doesn't tell me anything about you, we've not messaged or chatted, and you send a blank friend request, I'm likely to ignore it...