Comments by Patsy Pastry Stinky Clown

Salad Cream monster stinking of vinegar, topped with egg mayonnaise. Comment "done" when you've shown your appreciation x

Photo: 4. Hit love and comment "done" x8/3/24report

On the left, I'm clean, tits out, teasing you whilst smoking. On the right, I'm teasing you again, totally covered in red ketchup, stinking of vinegar. Comment "done" after you've shown your appreciation x

Photo: 2. Hit love and comment "done" only after 8/3/24report

Look at the beautiful clown on the left. Then look at the right. The same clown, plastered beyond recognition, stinking of vinegar, onion pickle and egg. Hit love and comment "done" when you've shown your appreciation x

Photo: 1. Hit love and comment "done" only when finished8/3/24report

Need instructions and I'll do it this weekend x

Photo: Jabba The Dough 028/2/24report

I definitely need to try this! x

Photo: Jabba The Dough 028/2/24report

I may have to go and get some bags of flour. Definitely getting a head encasement of smelly sauces. Really can't wait for a Pickle encasement. Patsy Picklehead x

User: Patsy Pastry Stinky Clown8/2/24report

Dough is the best, but my blonde curly hair doesn't like it x

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Definitely. He's get far more next time and made to keep it there! x

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He did to. I laced the pies with stinky sauce. I'm evil

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Only in making my undies soaked with excitement x

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Smelt even better x

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Love it x

Scene: FrodoBeans Shower Fun7/26/24report

Of course. Offer is all finished now

Photo: Choose were I get pied and how 😲7/18/24report

Unrecognisable and stinky = job done

Photo: Spot the difference 🤢💛7/18/24report

Definitely messy hun x

Photo: Black jeans on.....wet or messy? 7/17/24report

Its not mayo, its salad cream. Mayo is more oily. Cheap salad cream is far more vinegary that leaves a very potent stench to my poor head

Photo: First topping of pickle7/17/24report

No skin or hair on show after. Just a multiple layer of salad cream. Every pore stinking of vinegar. Yes, this was beyond encasement

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No, real whipped cream pie. Whipped into a thick cream in the blender. Place into a proper crust. Normally topped with a cherry, but I forgot this time. If you whip into without getting too thick, it sticks like glue

Photo: Nice face crust 👌 7/16/24report

Definitely need a pie or two in that wig! x

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Still just the one left. Amazed it hasn't gone!

Photo: Choose were I get pied and how 😲7/16/24report

Last one!

Photo: Choose were I get pied and how 😲7/16/24report

I think brown gunge on brown gunge with chunks would look awesome. Of course it would also be super stinky

Photo: First topping of pickle7/16/24report

3 left!

Photo: Choose were I get pied and how 😲7/16/24report

Next time, I'm thinking the same look with brown sauce and the same again on top with Chunky Branston Pickle. Hit like and comment if you agree or your ideas to stink me up

Photo: First topping of pickle7/16/24report

Definitely need more pickle next time. The stinky chunky brown slurry look is definitely becoming a favourite of mine. Needs the full head, shoulder and cleavage treatment

Photo: Patsy Picklehead 🤎7/16/24report

Next 5 to buy my latest video get to choose for my sexy secretary shoot

1) Pie filling of your choice
2) Where I receive the pie
3) How I receive it

E.g. shaving cream pie square into the face and rubbed in.

Photo: Choose were I get pied and how 😲7/16/24report

All stinky salad cream, with smelly egg to top it off. I smelt lovely

Photo: Nice smelly egg topper 🧡7/16/24report

From the cleavage up!

Photo: How I love to look and smell 🧡7/16/24report

About 6 bottles of cheap, stinking 80p salad cream in. Look how covered I am. I stank of vinegar. You wouldn't even know its ickle old me. My face is unrecognisable. Like and comment if you think I look brilliant

Photo: Mrs Salad Cream Queen7/16/24report

I was in vinegary and pickle ecstasy

Photo: And they were. Now in my store ❤️7/16/24report

By this point I was in stinky heaven. My head as a masterpiece was complete

Photo: Nice smelly egg topper 🧡7/16/24report

It happened. Check out my new video, how looking and smelling like this made my panties soaking

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Video now available in my store

Photo: Patsy Picklehead 🤎7/16/24report

Courtesy of a good pickling

Photo: When i became Mrs Pickled 🤎7/15/24report

I'll put the full versions up when I hit my video sales target

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Cleavage, shoulders, legs, feet, but mainly that sexy head. An entire head multiple covering. No skin or hair spared. I stank!

Photo: Guess where these went? 💛7/15/24report

I had two large bottles for total head coverage. No skin or hair was untouched

Photo: TEASER Humiliated with ketchup 😍7/15/24report

I love the stink though. Adds to the fun for me

Photo: TEASER Total stinky humiliation 7/15/24report

I love looking and stinking like that. The total salad cream look is here to stay. More egg mayo needed next time. It absolutely stinks. I wear it well though

Photo: TEASER Total stinky humiliation 7/14/24report

This was total humiliation with ketchup, pickle, salad cream and egg mayo. My entire shoulders up was like that. No skin or hair visible.

Photo: TEASER Total stinky humiliation 7/14/24report

I like to be totally humiliated, when it comes to stinky salad cream

Photo: TEASER Total stinky humiliation 7/14/24report

Yeah the twins got a through red covering. A bottle of salad cream was used to coat them to and squeezed down the cleavage

Photo: Ketchup boobies ❤️7/14/24report

For a new hair covering

Photo: Tuna and sweetcorn sandwich filler 7/14/24report

Wet, they were soaked!

Photo: Ingredients, vinegar = wet panties 😋7/14/24report

By this point, I'd given up. Couldn't open my eyes, but my entire body was slimey, especially my head. All i could smell was vinegar, pickle, and egg. My panties were soaked through with excitement

Photo: TEASER. Who can't wait and is getting horny? 7/14/24report

Very exciting and messy. I got truly plastered and stinked up!

Photo: A whole head covering made me red ❤️7/14/24report

Wearing a full face of brown, slimey, chunky onion, stinky mask

Photo: TEASER smoking plastered in Pickle 🤎7/13/24report

If it sales enough there are plenty full pics to post

Photo: TEASER Clown wearing a crust 🤍7/13/24report

If I get enough buy it to help fund future shoots, I'll post the 4K up close photos taken of me at the end. A new level of extreme stinky mess

Photo: In store later7/13/24report

No point if you leave skin and hair untouched. I like to stink up in the extreme

Photo: TEASER Ketchup head. No skin or hair left ❤7/13/24report

When I say an entire head covering I mean it! Entire head, neck, shoulders, cleavage covered in vinegary heaven. No hair or skin spared. I literally stank. Video released today or tomorrow

Photo: TEASER 10 bottles of salad cream 💛7/13/24report

I took five. All crusts stuck to my face

Photo: 7. Black Lingerie 7/13/24report

I looked and smelt amazing

Photo: 10 of these made me stink of vinegar 💛7/13/24report

I got them 2, 10 in total :)

Photo: Should I get this?7/13/24report

You've got to see the video. I'm standing like that for ages, salad cream and egg mayo dripping off me whilst Peter pisses himself laughing. I'm unrecognisable, stinking of vinegar and egg, with slightly wet panties :)

Photo: Me totally plastered7/3/24report

Or being filled to the brim with egg mayo ;)

Photo: Direct hit Officer7/2/24report

Do you though ;)

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That's nothing to how I looked at the end :)

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Nope. 6 bottles of salad cream and tubs of egg mayo followed ;)

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Six bottles of cheap yellow, vinegary salad cream and two large tubs of egg mayonnaise sandwich filler. How good I looked. How rank I smelt. How excited I was. My goal was finally achieved. My entire beautiful head, including my neck was layered. Not one bit of hair or face showing. Hit love and comment and may post more evidence;)

Photo: Finally a full stinky salad cream head plastering 7/2/24report

Yeah, will definitely post if I hit my target for sales :) I'm totally unrecognisable finally

Photo: Extreme coverage7/1/24report

Nope. Just stood there and let it drip down. He took loads of photos after. They are brilliant ;)

Photo: Extreme coverage7/1/24report

Definitely will use them again. Look good.

Photo: I've BEAN gunged :)7/1/24report

First of six, followed by baked beans, custard, salad cream and egg mayo :)

Photo: When you get pied so hard, your hat flies off 7/1/24report

About 15 minutes normally

Photo: Put that pie down7/1/24report

That's it. Video will be out tomorrow. If it sells enough, I'll post more.

Photo: Put that pie down7/1/24report

What six bottles of salad cream, topped off with three large tubs of egg mayo done to my pretty head. I stank!

Photo: Extreme coverage7/1/24report

They got one of them ;)

Photo: Ready for my face7/1/24report

Careful that would get you arrested! ;)

Photo: Evening all7/1/24report

They got custard and salad creamed

Photo: Put that pie down7/1/24report

You know me. There is always mess to the extreme!

Photo: Who wants to see a lingerie photo?6/29/24report

If you want to see a mature lady in black lingerie with stockings and suspenders before a plastering then hit love and comment

Photo: Who wants to see a lingerie photo?6/29/24report

Thanks, but you know me. Total facial coverage and smelling rank is my definition of sexy

Photo: Can't wait to be pied again6/28/24report

Recognisable though. That face needs to be plastered so no one knows it's me. Oh and smell rank

Photo: Can't wait to be pied again6/28/24report

I'll try. Salad Cream is very acidity so stings the eyes. What a girl goes through to look and smell beautiful

Photo: I want to look like this6/28/24report

I'm looking to copy Peter here. After numerous custard pies to the face and a baked bean gunge. Next I want my entire head to be coated in cheap stinky yellow salad cream until I turn smelly yellow. Remember my Branston Pickle hat? This time it will be an egg mayonnaise sandwich filler hat. My new hat will be stinky eggs yellow.

Photo: I want to look like this6/28/24report

Been out buying Pastry cases and cheap salad cream today. I worked out the cheaper the salad cream, the more it stinks of vinegar. Can't wait for my head to be stinky yellow and my hair to be turned into yellow stinky egg. I love having my pretty head plastered until unrecognisable and smelling rank. Hit love and comment with how much you want to see me like that and how good I look!

Photo: Can't wait to be pied again6/28/24report

Bra definitely, will dig out suspenders and tights as well as some shoe filling

Photo: New shoot on Tuesday. The return of PC Patsy6/27/24report

My return to messy slapstick and whipped cream pastries. Introduction to baked beans, boobies getting the custard treatment. An upper body coating of salad cream and a new egg mayo hairdo. Hit love and comment

Photo: New shoot on Tuesday. The return of PC Patsy6/27/24report

You missed my head!

Photo: You'd better have salad cream left 6/20/24report

That still is from my Bathing Beauty video :)

Forum pic6/19/24report

He got his own back with Heinz. Stronger vinegary smell. I absolutely stank and got maximum humiliation. My face and head was a mass of yellow, dough and stinky mess. Wish I could look like it all day, everyday