I see lots of threads here from guys asking how they can meet a woman into getting messy, and the advice almost universally is to find someone IRL and slowly and organically introduce them to it. Let me say for the record: IT WORKS.

Recently I met a great lady and introduced her to the WAM world. Now she knows she's dating a crazy person whose messy videos are all over the internet, and she somehow didn't dump me. We had a small pie fight a couple of days ago, which was her first time getting pied, and she absolutely loved it. Now she's considering modeling in one of my videos, which I'm very happy to set up.

I have no expertise in shooting male/female content. So which of the following scenarios do you prefer? Comment if you like, the more feedback I get about this the better.

No clean pics of her for now, though I hope you enjoy this absolutely vicious shot to my crotch she gave me, which she has so graciously made my contact photo on her phone. She decided not to create a UMD profile for now, but I hope when the time comes, you'll give Jen a warm welcome!

Holy cow, always thought it would be great to see a girl get the 'hooliham treatment', so to speak, but always thought it was a bit of an impossible dream. Very much looking forward to the potential of it becoming a reality!

I like all 3 scenarios, but actually my favorite is when the girl gets the guy messy 1st, and then he gets her messy.

None of the above.

I'm "old school" (or maybe just "old"), but to me in a co-ed pie fight (or other WAMming) the only way a guy can "get" a girl is if she started it.

This scenario has my vote as well! She should be clean when she trashes you but ultimately you get your revenge

First congrats. For the scene for me it should be a fun game with messy forfeits. Makes for a uncertain end result but if I have learned from anything the end would be a messy fun anyway. Sometimes the guy gets a few in a row sometimes he gal but in the end it was fun and the mess will be spread out.

I too want to cast a write-in vote for this 4th option. Let her start it and make sure everyone sees how much she is enjoying herself. That will make your disproportionate responses all the more satisfying!

I actually like this idea also! Make it feel like a normal Hooliham video where you're getting clobbered yet again, the girl is getting cocky... But then you finally succeed in turning the tables. Could be superb stuff!

I'll second this! You're living the dream!

Wonderful pic - I love the thought that this is what flashes up on her phone whenever you call!

Wow wow wow, thank you all for the feedback and the votes! We have a lot to think about before the shoot. Which, to be transparent, probably won't be until October. But Jen and I are so flattered by all the encouragement. Both of us are constantly refreshing this post to see all the kind things you're all saying.

She's getting a little more comfortable with being on here, so while we still don't want to share a face pic, here's a zoomed out shot of the original pic I posted. Many of you voted for her to get revenge on me. She was happy to get me where it hurts. And I don't know if you can tell by my expression, it really hurt!

The perfect pie couple!

Lovely to see a little bit more of the lovely Jen. You can really tell in that zoomed out pic that you're both having a blast.

I hate to be a party pooper, but I prefer you stick to male on male.

Any updates hooliham? Can't wait!

Nothing new -- still aiming for October for us to do something!

Living the dream! Congrats!