Name:
Kelsey
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7 ½ years
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About Me:
Slime Siren | Perverted Princess | Hedonist With A Heart Of Gold

For as long as I can remember, I've been turned on by seeing horrible messy humiliating things happen to other women.

The pinnacle of that for me is green slime from on You Can't Do That On Television. It's my oldest and strongest fantasy (thx Nickelodeon) and a borderline obsession.

I also *occasionally* like to be one of those women that gets green slimed and humiliated like on You Can't Do That On Television. But that's a little more complicated...

I lurked here for years but finally started being more 'public' about my kinks because it was a necessary step (for me at least) in fully accepting them, and thus fully accepting myself.

And now I even produce slime videos!

But make no mistake, I am here to jerk off, not to be jerked off to (although I ain't gonna stop ya )


**Some faq (to avoid the small talk):**

"Have you ever been slimed?": Of course. It wouldn't be much of a slime fetish if I hadn't lol.

"Can I see pictures/videos?": No. And no there aren't any for sale either (...yet).

"Can you come get messy with me?": No. But I hope you find a partner to play with and share your kinks with!

"A girl...who likes slime??....Really?!?": Yup. And as a bi-girl that's a total degenerate pervert, I can tell you from personal experience that there are a lot more women into this than you'd think.

"When was the last time you were slimed?": ...I don't know It's probably a while ago though, as getting slimed is both my least favorite and most favorite thing.

"Wait what? I thought you liked being slimed?": It's complicated. This pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter; https://www.reddit.com/r/wetandmessy/comments/ibr57g/oc_illustration_of_me_slimed_on_ycdtotv/g1y1wie/

"How do I find someone like you that has my fetish?": You don't. You find someone who loves you for you, and then you share your specific fetish with them. And if they're a good partner and truly love you, they'll be excited to learn about it and explore a new part of you. Communication is everything.
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JBweld  3/4/24
Hey sent you a message Report
WildThang  2/9/24
2
Welcome back!Report
Stealthman  1/21/24
5
Will you be uploading more videos to your store anytime soon?Report
Hazardousmessyman  12/29/23
1
Congrats on WOD! Thanks for the slime!Report
Perdi  12/29/23
1
Felicitaciones por tu WODReport
PieWriter  12/29/23
1
Waaaat Congrats!!!! Mah hero! *Sends a 5gal bucket of crazy thick slime for your arsenal*Report
LeRex  12/29/23
1
A huge congratulations on WOTD. Kelsey, super stuff. Enjoy your day Report
JoeYoung  12/29/23
1
KEL-SEY! KEL-SEY! KEL-SEY!Report
Pie me gently  12/29/23
2
Congratulations on WOTD slime siren, love your content!Report
Alex Giron Sanchez  12/29/23
1
Congrats on being WOTD.Report
PieWriter  9/12/23
1
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DuckDuckWam  4/18/23
1
Thank you so much for all the support <3Report
MasterHawthorne  4/5/23
3
Where has the goth do-not-slime misstress slimer of snobby hotties been? ...and WHEN is the Brad Santa dress-filling slime scene EvER coming out? Report
umd105790  3/11/23
1
sending you good vibes hope you're well and lurkin' umd anon-style Report
CalypsoJuneQueen  12/26/22
Thank you for the love xxxReport
Piggy slopp Slutt  10/14/22
@kelseyrose, pm meReport
Gurph Morlicks  10/14/22
2
I think he probably wants to discuss the price of pork bellies. Report
Kelsey Rose  10/14/22
1
@slopslaveman ...About what?Report
Piggy slopp Slutt  10/13/22
Let's chat!!!!Report
Wanja  6/19/22
2
In the intro I see clips that arent on the store? Love the intro!Report
Messtival  5/15/22
1
Hi Kelsey, been trying to contact you regarding your nominations for the Messtival Awards 2022. Could you send us a message as soon as poss please?Report
GreenRanger89  1/11/22
1
Oh damn I've fallen behind I bought the first video awhile ago and didn't even see you dropped more! Definitely gonna have to make a couple purchases soon, always quality KelseyReport
Potatoman-J  1/5/22
1
Also, site rank #1 DAMN!Report
Potatoman-J  1/5/22
1
Damn, congrats again! You have become quite a reigning champion!Report
JoeYoung  1/5/22
1
You may be the Princess, but you'll always be the Queen.... WOTD: FUCK YEAH!Report
Jayce  1/5/22
2
HELL YES! SITE NUMBER ONE AND WAMMER OF THE DAY?! WELL DESERVED, LOVE! XOXOXOReport
deadpool  1/4/22
1
You were the party animal! Congrats! The party was BYOB (bring your own buckets)Report
JoeYoung  12/24/21
1
WAMMER OF THE DAYYYYYYYYY! YayReport
Taiko  11/30/21
1
Hi Kelsey, actually wondering if I could get your help on something, or a custom producer recommendation from you as I know you don't offer them yourself. The idea is quite specific, I've not seen anywhere else offering similar at the moment, but probably aligns closely with your own tastes. Oh, and in exchange for your help, I'd be happy to repay either in monetary form or with some content from my own personal collection that, knowing your other kinks, may be of interest.Report
nashvilleslime  10/21/21
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Ummm you know it's ok share wotd lol congratsReport
JoeYoung  10/21/21
1
TWO-PEAAAAAT! K-RO! K-RO! K-RO!Report
PieWriter  10/20/21
1
Congrats, fellow degenerate pervert!Report
JoeYoung  10/20/21
1
On top again! AMERICA: FUCK YEAHHHH! Also, you.Report
Potatoman-J  10/17/21
1
Amazing new releases Kelsey. Some of the ingredients are a little too yucky for me , but you end up with the best color and consistency possible. It's truly remarkable! Report
nashvilleslime  10/15/21
2
Congrats on Warner of dayReport
JoeYoung  10/15/21
2
#Legend. Back on top!Report
James And Cate Splat  8/6/21
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Thanks for all the loves and the friend request! Cate is indeed awesome and takes a lot now hurry up and upload some pics of you getting that yucky slime!Report
newpieguy09  7/31/21
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Hey, I just wanted to say its' really cool how you talked on that "acceptance" post. You really go above and beyond, and I'm sure it meant the world to him. ...even if I didn't understand all of it.Report
Dawamman  7/16/21
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love your work, great pics, I've sent a friend requestReport
  6/25/21
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I like the models you get to shoot for you, but I'm still holding out hope you somehow end up getting slimed for you site yourselfReport
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