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"Who is the best looking male who has been pied?"
Love you, too
It's probably me, to be honest. 
slapstickboi said: Toooo many hotties to mention in the AbsPecsPies vids!
Guy who played Cupid was always one of my faves tho
Guy who played Cupid was always one of my faves tho
Thanks! We did have some really hot guys. I assume you mean this guy.
This guy is my favourite. It's the arrogant look, chest, bad shirt and then what happens to him. Perfect
https://youtu.be/W4g1NbdEGmo
https://youtu.be/W4g1NbdEGmo
Not to toot my own horn or anything but can I vote for myself? 
Late to the party, but there was a user on here with LEGENDARY content called Pie4711. Fit hairy guy with blonde hair and piercing blue eyes. Had the best pies that just completely engulfed his head. Showed his full body and even his clean face (before destroying it with pies, of course). Sometimes he'd get creamed by his wife, sometimes go solo. He also was very verbal while getting trashed. He liked to do this thing where he would smart mouth his wife then she'd just unapologetically cream him like he deserved. He just...hit all the points.
I probably blew more loads with his videos than any other video. There's one video where he starts out tied to a chair and the pies are buttercream crust in all the colors of the rainbow that just DID it for me. He could have sold that shit for $50 and I'd have bought it, as pathetic as that sounds.
Anyway, his stuff was only there for about a month and then he took it down. I had the chance to message him before he left and we managed to spark a small friendship, but he lived across the country. He had just had a young son so I think he decided to do the responsible thing and erase his internet presence on a fetish site for good. Makes sense and I commend him for that. I just wish I'd recorded some of his stuff to save for later. I hope he's doing well with his family, wherever he is. He was a standup guy.
I probably blew more loads with his videos than any other video. There's one video where he starts out tied to a chair and the pies are buttercream crust in all the colors of the rainbow that just DID it for me. He could have sold that shit for $50 and I'd have bought it, as pathetic as that sounds.
Anyway, his stuff was only there for about a month and then he took it down. I had the chance to message him before he left and we managed to spark a small friendship, but he lived across the country. He had just had a young son so I think he decided to do the responsible thing and erase his internet presence on a fetish site for good. Makes sense and I commend him for that. I just wish I'd recorded some of his stuff to save for later. I hope he's doing well with his family, wherever he is. He was a standup guy.
@jay852uk Yeah, those are some of my favorite models from Splatter Island too! I temporarily had the special membership though, so I get to see some stuff early before it's out. There are two models in particular that might have those guys beat, depending on your type. Also a Splatter X of one of my personal faves. I don't want to spoil it for you.
@Demetri Bro, there are so many solid models from uppercrust and abspecs, it's honestly hard to choose a favorite, one of which is the user PieMeLA (who is awesome and still does content here iirc), and then you've got the bearded dude who was in the Christmas who's a big fan fave and there's this bald dude in one of the early videos who has a fantastic body and gets absolutely destroyed. The Tarzan vid is goddammit perfect, too. Oh, and you're up there on my list yourself, haha
@Demetri Bro, there are so many solid models from uppercrust and abspecs, it's honestly hard to choose a favorite, one of which is the user PieMeLA (who is awesome and still does content here iirc), and then you've got the bearded dude who was in the Christmas who's a big fan fave and there's this bald dude in one of the early videos who has a fantastic body and gets absolutely destroyed. The Tarzan vid is goddammit perfect, too. Oh, and you're up there on my list yourself, haha
slimedman said: The Anglefan guys pretty hot
Why thank you
My goal could be to be the hottest man pied
I'm sure I will forget someone, especially after reading through the comments (ha). I'll go with PieMeLA, who was in some of the Uppercrust videos. Also, the guy from Game Show PIElot (Uppercrust) and Peter from Splatter Island.
@ThePieBoy I have a couple of the Bizarre Novelties videos - they are great! He had some short videos on YouTube many years ago which were also great.
@ThePieBoy I have a couple of the Bizarre Novelties videos - they are great! He had some short videos on YouTube many years ago which were also great.
Lurker2022 said: Late to the party, but there was a user on here with LEGENDARY content called Pie4711. Fit hairy guy with blonde hair and piercing blue eyes. Had the best pies that just completely engulfed his head. Showed his full body and even his clean face (before destroying it with pies, of course). Sometimes he'd get creamed by his wife, sometimes go solo. He also was very verbal while getting trashed. He liked to do this thing where he would smart mouth his wife then she'd just unapologetically cream him like he deserved. He just...hit all the points.
I probably blew more loads with his videos than any other video. There's one video where he starts out tied to a chair and the pies are buttercream crust in all the colors of the rainbow that just DID it for me. He could have sold that shit for $50 and I'd have bought it, as pathetic as that sounds.
Anyway, his stuff was only there for about a month and then he took it down. I had the chance to message him before he left and we managed to spark a small friendship, but he lived across the country. He had just had a young son so I think he decided to do the responsible thing and erase his internet presence on a fetish site for good. Makes sense and I commend him for that. I just wish I'd recorded some of his stuff to save for later. I hope he's doing well with his family, wherever he is. He was a standup guy.
I probably blew more loads with his videos than any other video. There's one video where he starts out tied to a chair and the pies are buttercream crust in all the colors of the rainbow that just DID it for me. He could have sold that shit for $50 and I'd have bought it, as pathetic as that sounds.
Anyway, his stuff was only there for about a month and then he took it down. I had the chance to message him before he left and we managed to spark a small friendship, but he lived across the country. He had just had a young son so I think he decided to do the responsible thing and erase his internet presence on a fetish site for good. Makes sense and I commend him for that. I just wish I'd recorded some of his stuff to save for later. I hope he's doing well with his family, wherever he is. He was a standup guy.
ugh this guy sounds incredible. Wish I had been around to see it!
SO MANY gorgeous men who have taken a pie to the face. My criteria here is limited to men who have taken the pies well with complete facial coverage. There should be a separate category/thread for male celebrities but these are my top 4 guys whose beautiful faces got destroyed by WAM producers:
The Rhyming and Sliming/Studs Pies and Gunge model from Abspecspies. Can still hardly believe such a hunk would agree to get his face destroyed with pies
Josh from numerous Uppercrustfilms videos. Beautiful model-esque features and played arrogant very well
Thomas from Cutiepied. LOTS of crazy beautiful guys from this producer but he might just have the cutest face of them all
Yoan from PieZone who got wrecked in a lime-green singlet. Sooo many colorful pies slammed into that face
The Rhyming and Sliming/Studs Pies and Gunge model from Abspecspies. Can still hardly believe such a hunk would agree to get his face destroyed with pies
Josh from numerous Uppercrustfilms videos. Beautiful model-esque features and played arrogant very well
Thomas from Cutiepied. LOTS of crazy beautiful guys from this producer but he might just have the cutest face of them all
Yoan from PieZone who got wrecked in a lime-green singlet. Sooo many colorful pies slammed into that face
parsus153 said: SO MANY gorgeous men who have taken a pie to the face. My criteria here is limited to men who have taken the pies well with complete facial coverage. There should be a separate category/thread for male celebrities but these are my top 4 guys whose beautiful faces got destroyed by WAM producers:
The Rhyming and Sliming/Studs Pies and Gunge model from Abspecspies. Can still hardly believe such a hunk would agree to get his face destroyed with pies
Josh from numerous Uppercrustfilms videos. Beautiful model-esque features and played arrogant very well
Thomas from Cutiepied. LOTS of crazy beautiful guys from this producer but he might just have the cutest face of them all
Yoan from PieZone who got wrecked in a lime-green singlet. Sooo many colorful pies slammed into that face
The Rhyming and Sliming/Studs Pies and Gunge model from Abspecspies. Can still hardly believe such a hunk would agree to get his face destroyed with pies
Josh from numerous Uppercrustfilms videos. Beautiful model-esque features and played arrogant very well
Thomas from Cutiepied. LOTS of crazy beautiful guys from this producer but he might just have the cutest face of them all
Yoan from PieZone who got wrecked in a lime-green singlet. Sooo many colorful pies slammed into that face
Got any footage or screen caps of these guys getting it?
So, we're all agreed it's definitely me, yeah?
There was a really good looking guy who was apparently a soap actor who was obliterated with pies in some photos I saw either here or on Tumblr a couple years ago. He had dark hair, cocky grin, and starts out on a motorcycle before stripping down to a speedo and getting pummeled with pies. Photos looked like they were shot on film in the '90s or early 2000's. I think there were 6 to 8 images in the photo set but they left an impression.
Lurker2022 said:
@Demetri Bro, there are so many solid models from uppercrust and abspecs, it's honestly hard to choose a favorite, one of which is the user PieMeLA (who is awesome and still does content here iirc), and then you've got the bearded dude who was in the Christmas who's a big fan fave and there's this bald dude in one of the early videos who has a fantastic body and gets absolutely destroyed. The Tarzan vid is goddammit perfect, too. Oh, and you're up there on my list yourself, haha
@Demetri Bro, there are so many solid models from uppercrust and abspecs, it's honestly hard to choose a favorite, one of which is the user PieMeLA (who is awesome and still does content here iirc), and then you've got the bearded dude who was in the Christmas who's a big fan fave and there's this bald dude in one of the early videos who has a fantastic body and gets absolutely destroyed. The Tarzan vid is goddammit perfect, too. Oh, and you're up there on my list yourself, haha
Thanks I tried really hard to get the hottest guys I could.
PieMeLA was the perfect model and a nice guy on top of it. I wish he had done more videos. The bearded guy was also a great model. One of my favorites. Very nice guy and up for anything I threw at him and I threw a lot at him! I don't remember the bald guy. Ill have to go back and look and yes the Tarzan model was also a great guy who took all the pies and mess very well..
parsus153 said: SO MANY gorgeous men who have taken a pie to the face. My criteria here is limited to men who have taken the pies well with complete facial coverage. There should be a separate category/thread for male celebrities but these are my top 4 guys whose beautiful faces got destroyed by WAM producers:
The Rhyming and Sliming/Studs Pies and Gunge model from Abspecspies. Can still hardly believe such a hunk would agree to get his face destroyed with pies
Josh from numerous Uppercrustfilms videos. Beautiful model-esque features and played arrogant very well
Thomas from Cutiepied. LOTS of crazy beautiful guys from this producer but he might just have the cutest face of them all
Yoan from PieZone who got wrecked in a lime-green singlet. Sooo many colorful pies slammed into that face
The Rhyming and Sliming/Studs Pies and Gunge model from Abspecspies. Can still hardly believe such a hunk would agree to get his face destroyed with pies
Josh from numerous Uppercrustfilms videos. Beautiful model-esque features and played arrogant very well
Thomas from Cutiepied. LOTS of crazy beautiful guys from this producer but he might just have the cutest face of them all
Yoan from PieZone who got wrecked in a lime-green singlet. Sooo many colorful pies slammed into that face
Glad you like the abs and upper models!
@rodion Bro, Splatter Island Peter is definitely a solid sleeper pick. Love a good stocky corporate type getting his just desserts. I have a huge weakness for Nathan, but I have a huge weakness for hairy guys in general...which reminds me...GungeKing will never not be a delight, and I'd say he's done this long enough I'd label him with "classic" status along with uppercrust/abspecs content. Yummy, yummy otter. Some guys I want to have trap and slime me, but I'd love to trap and slime the squirmy otter!! 
HairyPitSlop is incredible and one of the most in shape guys on here. I see some potential with one of the new musclebear users (I can't remember his name) to usurp him, but iirc he only has four pics atm. PieBuddy is hot too and I'd love if he retaliated against the guys who pie him more since he manages to attract a myriad of outrageously attractive guys to pie him! I don't know how he does it; dude must have a skit memorized or have a magnetic personality or something. I bet he's fun to meet irl.
HairyPitSlop is incredible and one of the most in shape guys on here. I see some potential with one of the new musclebear users (I can't remember his name) to usurp him, but iirc he only has four pics atm. PieBuddy is hot too and I'd love if he retaliated against the guys who pie him more since he manages to attract a myriad of outrageously attractive guys to pie him! I don't know how he does it; dude must have a skit memorized or have a magnetic personality or something. I bet he's fun to meet irl.
Allpiedup said:
Great idea! I wish I could only see male pieings on UMD. I set my settings to strictly male, but the ladies still sneak in. Thanks for this thread.
I've seen a lot of handsome men pied, mostly I look on here. RevSlymsford features some hot young ones.
PiesandSplats said: Since the ladies had their own thread, I thought we could do a thread on the best looking males to be pied. It could be a celebrity, a model, friend, or someone you know! It could be a mainstream actress or a WAM model or your significant other.
Who is the best looking man to take a pie?
Who is the best looking man to take a pie?
Great idea! I wish I could only see male pieings on UMD. I set my settings to strictly male, but the ladies still sneak in. Thanks for this thread.
I've seen a lot of handsome men pied, mostly I look on here. RevSlymsford features some hot young ones.
Thanks very much. I have been quite surprised that Rafa hasn't been mentioned more as I do get lots of messages saying how hot he is.
Personally I have always felt Mortimer is pretty great looking, but I may be biased
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First, Bruce Willis got cream pied in an episode of the 1985 tv show "Moonlighting". Good hit and coverage, but very quick.
I have another from the 1990s... Matthew Lawrence got really creamed with a great, colorful pie in the tv show "Boy Meets World" while wearing a suit. I love the surprise and his reaction.
Also, former teen vampire Robert Pattinson got pied in the 2017 movie "Cosmopolis".
Finally, I liked the pie hit on Adam Scott in an episode of "Parks & Recreation" mentioned above. However, it could have been so much sweeter if Rob Lowe an Chris Pratt got in on it.
I have another from the 1990s... Matthew Lawrence got really creamed with a great, colorful pie in the tv show "Boy Meets World" while wearing a suit. I love the surprise and his reaction.
Also, former teen vampire Robert Pattinson got pied in the 2017 movie "Cosmopolis".
Finally, I liked the pie hit on Adam Scott in an episode of "Parks & Recreation" mentioned above. However, it could have been so much sweeter if Rob Lowe an Chris Pratt got in on it.
otterlymessy said: There was a really good looking guy who was apparently a soap actor who was obliterated with pies in some photos I saw either here or on Tumblr a couple years ago. He had dark hair, cocky grin, and starts out on a motorcycle before stripping down to a speedo and getting pummeled with pies. Photos looked like they were shot on film in the '90s or early 2000's. I think there were 6 to 8 images in the photo set but they left an impression.
I think I remember these photos from one of the old Yahoo groups.
To me it looked like he was on some sort of pie throwing stall at a street fair.
They were amazing photos, and he was a great looking guy.
Would be great to see them again.
@Demetri Bro, there are so many solid models from uppercrust and abspecs, it's honestly hard to choose a favorite, one of which is the user PieMeLA (who is awesome and still does content here iirc), and then you've got the bearded dude who was in the Christmas who's a big fan fave and there's this bald dude in one of the early videos who has a fantastic body and gets absolutely destroyed. The Tarzan vid is goddammit perfect, too. Oh, and you're up there on my list yourself, haha
Thanks bro!
wamguy73 said:
I think I remember these photos from one of the old Yahoo groups.
To me it looked like he was on some sort of pie throwing stall at a street fair.
They were amazing photos, and he was a great looking guy.
Would be great to see them again.
otterlymessy said: There was a really good looking guy who was apparently a soap actor who was obliterated with pies in some photos I saw either here or on Tumblr a couple years ago. He had dark hair, cocky grin, and starts out on a motorcycle before stripping down to a speedo and getting pummeled with pies. Photos looked like they were shot on film in the '90s or early 2000's. I think there were 6 to 8 images in the photo set but they left an impression.
I think I remember these photos from one of the old Yahoo groups.
To me it looked like he was on some sort of pie throwing stall at a street fair.
They were amazing photos, and he was a great looking guy.
Would be great to see them again.
While I'd love to see the rest of the photos, I'm pretty sure that these are 3 of the photos you're talking about. Hoping someone can find the rest!
My all time favorite--Oliver Hardy in the silent short film From Soup to Nuts. Available on You Tube. He trips on banana peels several times while he's carrying these enormous cakes and face plants perfectly. I first saw it when I was a kid, and it's gotten me aroused ever since.
GreysonParker said: Don't hate me for it, but what about Nick Lachey of former 98-degrees/boyband fame?
Total gym stud and recall him taking several pies to the face on some talk show(?)
Total gym stud and recall him taking several pies to the face on some talk show(?)
Yessss. I made some GIFs of that a few years back and posted here: https://www.tumblr.com/piesandgungeguys/167725128114/full-video
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