I am looking to have a pie fight and messy fun . I am willing to travel and pay for all the costs.
My idea is that we have a pie skit--I am a baker and you come in to complain about a sour pie and after we trade some insults I agree to give you a new pie but I slip and give you the pie in right in the face and they trade pies---I would like to to have 24 pies 12 each. If you have other ideas I am open to it.

I'd gladly welcome you in the lovely state of Wisconsin. Your skit sounds fun.

Chicago area here

I'm in Northern NJ, and would love to be a part of your skit.

With all due respect, you and I have attempted to make plans twice in the past, and both times you ended up ghosting me.

This sounds good. Im in the DC area, so not too far from each other. Perhaps we could meet somewhere in the middle?

Hi I'm in NY Long Island I would love to argue with you about bad pies and you give me a nice filled new pie right to my face and another then I give you some pies to your face and spread it allover you