Three Stoogettes and a Bridezilla I told you I'd finally get around to this. Hell! I'd better say this is Darcie since my name isn't in the title! The weekend after Labor Day, Beth, Steven, Debbie, Robert, Jim and I all headed over to Texarkana...

Bridezilla vs. Momzilla When we last left Darcie, she, Beth and Debbie were helping Olivia teach her sister a wet and messy lesson about being a bridezilla Sylvia threw her head back and groaned, Argh! but trudged right back to the slime machine...

Darcie Breaks Down Hi, everyone! I know it's been a long time since I've done a story. Well, as long as you don't count that crazy Captain Darcie thing. I mean seriously: Like I would ever get stripped naked in front of friends! Oh yeah; I did t...

Darcie Breaks Down Part 2 Let's recap Part 1. Beth, Debbie, Kellie and I were all dressed up and heading home from a business lunch with a prospective Trash the Dress client. Something in my car broke, leaving us stuck in a big mud puddle next to...

Kellie's Big Date (Or What Happens When You Give a Guy Your Number Covered in Mud) Hi, Guys! Darcie here! Yes, I know the story is supposed to be about Kellie but remember whose series this is! Anyway, Kellie and Johnny did go out that evening af...

Trash the MILF Darcie's mom finally gives in. It's Darcie again. I know some of you want to see some other stories, but I can't help it if I'm Wetgalfan's favorite character. I think he may finally be ready to go back and visit Amber's universe,...

Darcie Celebrates an Anniversary Hi, ya'll! It's Darcie back again. You know how we ladies love to celebrate all kinds of anniversaries, right? Well I am no exception. It's no secret that on our wedding anniversary, Jim takes me out under that...

Darcie's Wardrobe Malfunction Or Countdown to Clutch Hi, guys! I promise that subtitle will make more sense by the time this story arc is done. I'll give you a hint: If you recall, at the end of the last story I mentioned that Jim was going to H...

Me: So, where were we? I think I was going to show you my back yard, MM. Muddymudder: oh yep I was waiting a longg time to see it Me: *Putting arm around your shoulder and guiding you to the back door. Me: *As I lean down to turn the knob, my arm...

Darcie Takes a Trip Or Countdown to Clutch Part 2 Hi, guys and gals! I promise that the reference to Clutch will eventually make sense. Ok, now where are my vacation photos? Just kidding! To tell the truth, I probably could have left this and t...

Darcie and the Mouse Or Countdown to Clutch Part 3 I suggested to Wetgalfan that he call this Darcie and the Messiest Place on Earth. He said no but thanked me for giving him an idea for a Parallel Universe story. It's just as well. You can find...

It was late on Friday night and I was laying on my sisters sofa watching the movie Elf in a tiny village in the North of England, when I heard a knock at the window. I've been texting you nonstop for three days and am shocked to see your face, giggli...

Darcie's Messy Vacation Or Countdown to Clutch Part 4 Hi, y'all! When I last left you, I was in the penalty booth during a game at our Disney World resort hotel. I'd already been drenched and pied with whipped cream pies in my brand new sundress...

Kellie's Big Day Or Countdown to Clutch Part 5 Hi, everybody! Darcie here! Yeah, I know the Clutch thing was only supposed to be three parts but I made it longer. So sue me. Better yet, pie me! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! S...

Kellie's Big Day (For REAL This Time!) Or Countdown to Clutch Part 6 Hey, everybody! Now this time I promise that I'm actually going to tell the story that I set out to tell, mainly because a certain blue-eyed Yankee wasn't exactly excited about h...

The following is a little story I wrote last year around Hallowe'en time - involving Cat Chaos and Charm Agony in a typical scenario. I've never published this anywhere before now - and to jazz it up a bit, I've illustrated it with some stills from m...

A year after my incident with the teacher I became aware of my love for dressing as a woman, months later one of my friends came out to me as bi and I witnessed there WAM fetish. I gave it a go and it felt good. The same sensation I felt back when I...

The Emergence of Cake Girl At school they called me Cake Girl. Not a name of a superhero but a way of teasing a plump girl who enjoyed a cake now and again. But now I have it for a new reason. When I was 30 my best friend from school threw a party...

I went over to Helen's to meet a couple of her friends.She opened the door and led me to the kitchen calling to dadelyne a crossdresser"Put the kettle on." Madelyne was dressed in purple patterned cold shoulder tunic top with a grey skirt and nude ti...

Kellie's Big Day: The Conclusion Or Countdown to Clutch Part 7 Hi, everyone! Darcie here! Who else would it be? Well I am going to get all the way through Kellie's wedding story so we can move on to Clutch with this installment even if it kills...

Kellie's Big Day: The Conclusion (Again?) Or Countdown to Clutch Part 8 (We find Darcie sitting in a meeting with the twelve members of the board of directors of The WAM Story Archive.) Chairman: Darcie, we are very proud that this is the fortieth...

Staring Mrs Bee, Kaydens and messy girl Amy. Mrs Bee has two weeks off work. Her job is a work from home web developer. She loved her job, but like everyone, she needs to take a rest away from the screen. She is at home having a lazy day and doing s...

Kellie's Big Day: The Adventure Continues Or Countdown to Clutch Part 9 Hi guys! It's me again. Wasn't this just supposed to have three parts when I started it? SPLAT! I deserved that one. SPLAT! And that one. SPLAT! And probably that...

Darcie Meets Clutch Hey, guys! Well after my epic-length prelude, how about a story that after just a little lead in gets right to the messy, sexy part and you get to see just how far my fellow stoogettes and I are willing to go to entertain the b...

Authors note: This series is s fictional story based on first hand accounts and interviews. Names have been changed and details altered to protect identities. Many thanks to members of the WAM community for helping me to research this series. Thi...