Denise had just turned forty and was finally going to experience something she'd always dreamt about. You see ever since she'd been a teenager Denise had a thing, a fetish if you will, about getting messy. She didn't really know where and why this wa...

I used to post my infrequent stories on the WAM Story Archive, figured I might as well post some here now. This is one of my most recent stories. I don't quite remember what I was expecting when I let my friend Kate set me up with a girl named An...

Nemesis Chapter 1 "Can anybody guess why I have invited you guys round to my house tonight?" Lavender growled, with foreboding irritation. In unison, the three sheepish teenagers looked guiltily at the charming brunette, knowing that they had let t...

Nemesis Chapter 3 Still tired and hungover, following her late-night antics playing 'Ring of Fire' the evening before, Mia vowed to spend her entire Saturday afternoon recuperating, by watching TV, curled up on the sofa. Returning home from Lavende...

Nemesis Chapter 4 It had now been a week since Lavender had lured Mia into her messy trap and gunged her in the bathroom. Furthermore, the twenty-year-old brunette had been frilled to discover that her best friend, Rosie, had similarly been inspire...

Licking her lips as she poured herself a glass of Chateau Rahoul Blanc, twenty-eight-year-old, multi-millionairess Kayleigh gazed longingly at her younger lover Aoife (pronounced ee-fa), as she lay naked on her cosy King-sized bed. Raising the cryst...

It was valentines day of 2016, it was also our wedding anniversary of 5 years so we thought we wluld make this one special by booking a special weekend away it the city. Me and the wife arrived at the hotel, checked in and done the usal go to the roo...

This was 1998 around the time when I was 18. I was going to the movies with Fallon later on in the evening and it was about to be 6:00pm we walked home from a whole day of walking around on our feet and were really tired. So we get to my place and I...

The sight of a girl getting her socks wet or messy or muddy is a wonderful sight, probably the most beautiful sight imaginable for as far back as I can remember. I can't recall a time when it didn't carry me to a better world or fill me with a sweet...

This is a story about a female model doing her first ever messy shoot... Enjoy! Amanda arrived at an warehouse. She need some money and a friend suggested this place. Her friend assured her, while there could be nudity, there would be no sex. Th...

*I marked the gender as "Not applicable" with the assumption that even though this is written from my perspective, it could be enjoyed by anyone. Sadly nothing in this story has really happened, this is a pure fantasy from my horny, filth-loving mind...

Heather picked up one last pie for Amanda. She smeared over Amanda's hair. Heather placed the empty tin on top of Amanda's head. Amanda stood a side as another model came on to the set with a sultry walk. She was wearing a black see thou robe,...

'A pie in the face says I'll beat you', Andre boasted, as he pointed towards the Strongman game, flexing his biceps mockingly. A painter and decorator by trade, he wasn't averse to getting messy. Yet, he had never been pied in the face before and n...

"Hold still Ava", joked Skylar as she viciously rubbed the custard pie into the pretty twenty-year-old's vexatious face. "Its about time you got your just deserts", the golden blonde continued, as she splattered the thin pastry into the circus ringm...

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Trembling, eighteen-year-old Harper plucked her teal, heart shaped, pocket mirror from out the inside of her light blue, knee length, skin tight, waitress dress. Squinting, she steadied herself before eagerly applied her pink nouveau lipstick to her...

"A pie in the face says I'll beat you", Andre boasted, as he pointed towards the Strongman game, flexing his biceps mockingly. A painter and decorator by trade, he wasn't averse to getting messy. Yet, he had never been pied in the face before and n...

Nemesis: Chapter 5 The next day, Mia set about writing up their application form for the new gunge gameshow, "Nemesis". The only problem though, was that the young brunette didn't exactly have a very good reason for wanting to gain revenge on her s...

Nemesis: Chapter 6 Mia couldn't get the image of a meringue covered Jessica out of her head. Later that evening, she dreamed that she was peeling off Jessica's tight t-shirt and skirt. The friends, standing together in nothing but skimpy underwear...

Sweet, dainty, eighteen-year-old waitress Harper, giggled as she caught the eye of the pretty redhead sitting on the far corner of the milkshake bar. Peeling a banana, the five-foot-six brunette smiled, before shyly brushing her light, curly, should...

SLAPSTICK FOR THE PROSECUTION by Reynolds Debra Pellegrini was the prototype Yuppie wet dream. She was stylishly dressed in a pin-striped power suit with a skirt short enough to show off a model's legs and with a double-breasted blazer that only serv...

Liz looked amazing in her tight jeans I thought as I watched her walk into the kitchen and her sexy, low cut, figure hugging, t-shirt showed plenty of tanned cleavage. She appeared seconds later, smiling broadly and holding the custard pie. Her long...

*Author's Note: Due to reasons, this story/character has been renamed, but otherwise is unchanged. Sorry for any confusion.* ------ "Oh, hi there! It's nice to see you. Don't get many visitors at my cabin. Who am I? Why my name is Wyatt Atticus Mac...

My good friend Angus McNitt told me this story after we'd known each other a while. I had met him on UMD, and he was just my type--big (6'2",300 pounds), bearded and with a beautiful pot belly (I've always been very partial to guys with big guts.) Ma...

"Wow! Weren't they such great sports? Give it up for Brad and Melanie!" Beamed the Japanese host Aiko, as the latest messy competition of the gunge gameshow 'Nemesis', drew to a close. "Right, we're going to be taking a short break now, but be sur...