Walking home through town, after finishing her shift for the night as a waitress at her Auntie's Chinese restaurant, Feifei's interest was piqued by a sign outside the local comedy club. 'Hazel and Abigail's comedy slapstick spectacular', the placard... |
All her life, Hazel was certain that she would never become a masseuse. It was unequivocal that she wouldn't follow in her mother's footsteps, who had risen to become the manager at the local Health Spa. Throughout her childhood, strangers would trai... |
"Welcome everyone, it's time for another game of 'Challenge Laura'", beamed Ivy, to camera, before kissing her girlfriend lightly on the cheek. Continuing, the eighteen-year-old blonde explained, 'On order to win the challenge, all Laura has to do is... |
Stepping under the cool flow of her shower, Merry, began to massage shampoo and conditioner into her bedraggled, knotted and bespattered hair. Scraping ketchup from her chest, she noticed Yulia's naked silhouette through the Perspex cubicle dividing... |
A Merry Adventure (Part 3)
Back in the practice studio, Lijsbeth's demise had led Merry to fondly recollect her first time with Josh. She could never have imagined that making out in the shower, whilst covered in cream and custard, would have been t... |
A Merry Adventure (Part 2)
After Lijsbeth's dunking during the rehearsal for 'Singin in the Rain', though cheered by Freya's deserved, messy misfortune, a blushing, sore Yulia wasn't the only one who felt that fate and her friends had conspired agai... |
A Merry Adventure (Part 1)
"Lijsbeth, you stand charged of ruining our dance. How do you plead?" gibed her housemate, Isabel, as the feisty blonde squirmed above the four-foot deep dunk tank. Her haughty hubris betrayed by her perilous position; th... |
Parvati was feeling stressed; she felt haggard and harassed. Pitch black outside, it was one thirty in the morning and the young, exhausted director was finding it impossible to fall back asleep. For the past two months this sorry existence had bee... |
Nemesis: Chapter 41
Having spent longer than expected having a heart to heart with her girlfriend in the showers, Ava, with her dark auburn hair flowing loosely behind her, slapped Mia playfully on the bum. This gesture was warmly reciprocated by h... |
Nemesis: Chapter 40
Mia ran panting into the changing rooms to find Sophie, Ava and Rosie waiting impatiently for her. "Where have you been silly?" asked Rosie, failing to hide a slight hint of irritation. "Sorry, I overslept" admitted Mia truth... |
Nemesis: Chapter 39
Wanting to beat the rush, Bea was the first to strip off and head to the showers. Back in the changing room, Gabriella introduced her sister to Leanne and Anais. "I feel that I must apologise on Bea's behalf" quipped Leanne. "... |
Nemesis: Chapter 38
Gabriella, Bea, Leanne and Anais arrived at the TV studios early on the Friday morning. Bea was particularly nervous about appearing on the TV, her half-sister was going to be there, albeit cheering on her friend Mia and she wan... |
Nemesis: Chapter 37
Luke badgered Jessica into letting him meet her parents for the first time. Jessica took this as a good sign, that Luke was serious about their relationship. She didn't realise that he had an ulterior motive. Towards the end o... |
Nemesis Chapter 36
When she left school, the first thing that platinum blonde Anais Dumont wanted to do was to move in with her older sister. Anais's problem however, was that whilst she currently lived in France her sister Camille, a French teache... |
Nemesis: Chapter 35
"Wow, I didn't know that Tori was going to be at the gameshow with us next week, I love her!" Exclaimed Mia when Ava finished telling the story. "She's hot isn't she" added Ava, "though for me, she reminds me too much of Alex, b... |
Nemesis: Chapter 34
Bella paused having finished giving the backstory to the video of the third Red Nose day competition between Anna and Pippa. "If this wasn't real, I wouldn't believe it" chirped Mia. "Time after time Anna, Taylor and Marie keep... |
Nemesis: Chapter 33
Ava finished telling her story and kissed Mia on the cheek. "Wow, poor Anna, poor Marie. I can't believe how messy they got, especially compared to everyone else." Mia gushed. "I was really expecting Pippa to lose this time."... |
Nemesis: Chapter 32
The night before the big game, Gavin asked Anna out for their first date since his return from abroad. She bounded into Pippa's bedroom in her underwear carrying a few dresses that she wanted to try on. The first one was very t... |
Nemesis: Chapter 31
Just then Ava came barging through the front door. "Hiya, Darren told me that you had guests, I hope you don't mind me just popping round." Ava simply invited herself in, clearly annoyed that her sister had invited Bella and Mi... |
Nemesis: Chapter 30
Sophie paused telling her story and went to get a glass of water. Bella nudged up to Mia and asked her "Do you notice any of the faces in the assembly crowd?" "I'm not sure" Mia replied honestly. Bella rewound the video clip a... |
Nemesis: Chapter 29
"Now the second video requires some explaining which thankfully wasn't caught on camera. Four days after the first video was filmed, Emily, on a rebound from a recently failed relationship decided to flirt with Kyle. She knew t... |
Nemesis Chapter 28
Bella then interrupted her sister in law. "Hearing that story back again, I can't help but think how strange that just two weeks later Ava and Alex were finished as a pair. From my point of view, there was no inclination that the... |
1 Nemesis: Chapter 27 The Blackening
The next morning, we gathered around the hotel breakfast table. Bella and Jasmine had massive hangovers and Tiffany was looking decidedly blue. The girls all came down to breakfast wearing the next day's attire.... |
Nemesis: Chapter 26
Rummaging around in her chaotic wardrobe, Sophie finally found her spare, royal blue, halter bikini and handed it to Mia. Enraptured by her hostess' story, the dainty teenager barely even noticed, until the tall blonde, balanced... |
Nemesis: Chapter 25
Moments after Sophie had finished her story, her sister-in-law Bella knocked loudly on the front door. Giddy with excitement, as her sister-in-law opened the front door, the teenager jumped up at Sophie and wrapped her arms arou... |
Nemesis: Chapter 24
Two days after being pied and coated in buckets of chocolate sauce at 'Blythe & Reeds', the high-end clothes store, Mia still hadn't heard from Ava. This upset her, considering how intimate they had become. Mia had stripped... |
Nemesis: Chapter 23
Jessica wiped the banoffee pie from her face. "There's no point gunging me now, I'm already pretty messy", she complained. Just then, Carl walked in to the kitchen. "Well we can clean you up easily enough", he laughed. Mike t... |
kiwimayotte nemesis human sundae sports bra gunge tank cream pies buckets water trough threelegged race egged Nemesis: Chapter 22
It was only a few days before Rosie and Mia were due to appear on the gameshow. Filming would last over three days and the entire gang had to book time off work. Rosie ensured that Lavender, Georgia, Jessica, Carl, Mike and Luk... |
Mia arrived at 'Blythe & Reeds', the upmarket dress store that was owned by Pauline, Barney's mum. The forty-five-year-old, five-foot-ten blonde was clearly expecting her and was waiting for Mia by the changing rooms. "You must be Mia", Pauline... |
Nemesis: Chapter 20
Towelled off, after having milkshake poured all over her, Jessica was relieved when a bowling lane finally became free. Sitting down next to Lavender, as they put their bowling shoes on, her friend turned to her and said, "We're... |
Nemesis: Chapter 19
Since the day of the barbecue both Lavender and Jessica had been feeling pretty great about themselves. Carl had invited Lavender out on a date to the cinema followed by a late-night trip to a tapas bar. Their chemistry was ama... |
Nemesis: Chapter 18
Abi was petrified that her TV bosses would find out that she had humiliated and stripped a teenager semi-naked in the gunge tank. They would be sure to fire her if they found out. Fortunately, she discovered that no one seemed... |
Nemesis: Chapter 17
The next morning Mia was woken up by a loud knock on her bedroom door. Without waiting for a reply, Rosie sauntered in, carrying her laptop and a very wide grin. Mia, wearing just a white t-shirt and knickers, crawled out from... |
Nemesis: Chapter 16
It was mid-afternoon by the time Mia sat down with Emily at a small caf a short five minutes' walk from the TV studios. Mia was wearing a short white miniskirt and a low-cut pink top. Emily was wearing a long pleated blue skirt... |
Nemesis: Chapter 15
Whilst the contestants were getting changed, Abi finally managed to corner Aiko for a brief interview. "Aiko, you're an up and coming star, why did you decide to introduce yourself to British audiences through a gunge-centric ga... |
Nemesis: Chapter 13
Mia had finally got her messy revenge over Lavender at Mike's barbecue. She'd also had the blissful pleasure of gunging Jessica twice recently too. Rosie, meanwhile, was sure to get horrifically gunged on the TV in a few weeks'... |
Nemesis: Chapter 14
The cameras began rolling with Mia stood behind the witness stand and Georgia in the dock. Aiko did a short introduction before the camera cut to a pristine Sophie, standing by the dishevelled Emily, still in the stocks. "So,... |
Nemesis: Chapter 12
Mia was horrified when she heard from her sister what had happened at the lake. Rosie had thought that she had better tell her sister quickly, before Jessica had the chance to tell Mia her version of events. Sure enough, both g... |
Nemesis: Chapter 11
The next day, Rosie had planned to go on a date with Mike to the local park. She put on her light blue strapless dress and waited impatiently for Mike to pick her up. Mike had insisted on packing the picnic hamper as he wanted... |
Nemesis: Chapter 10
Rosie, a beguiling blonde, was hurt by her younger sister's assertion that she was purposely avoiding getting gunged. She had genuinely intended to play 'Guess the Mess' against Mia and Jessica when she had a call from the hospi... |
Gingerly, Mia closed the door behind her. Wearing nothing but her red sexy lingerie, she was glad to escape from the braying eyes of the lascivious audience and the scornful glances of the imperious backstage crew. Mia had found the past hour utter... |
"Ro, sham, bo, sho!" Sisters Penny and Bonnie bellowed in unison at one another. "Oh yes! Scissors rule. Paper is for losers", exclaimed Penny excitedly, before adding "In you go!" A large grin, wider than that of the Cheshire cat, spread across... |
Nervous, yet excited, Yasmin, a shy eighteen-year-old beach blonde, stared in open disbelief at her best friend Ariah, who blindfolded, was sitting obliviously in the centre of a large gunge tank. All evening, Yasmin had been certain that their frie... |
It was the early evening and Yasmin had already spent hours in careful, meticulous preparation preening herself ready for her night out. Not long eighteen, an evening spent cavorting around the local bars and clubs in town still made her feel giddy... |
1 Nemesis Chapter 9
Despite her best efforts, Molly's opportunity to impress had turned into the worst possible nightmare. It was her boss, Trevor's, weekend off and as the assistant manager, the elegant blonde had been left in charge, only for disas... |
Breathing heavily, Floriana wheezed as she gingerly lifted herself up from off the marshy, flood ravaged ground. Stumbling as she rose, the Florentine beauty sullenly dug her studs into the turf for support, as the relentless rainfall continued to c... |
Breathing heavily, Floriana wheezed as she gingerly lifted herself up from off the marshy, flood ravaged ground. Stumbling as she rose, the Florentine beauty sullenly dug her studs into the turf for support, as the relentless rainfall continued to c... |
Mia uncurled herself from her foetal position, as she groggily awoke from her early morning slumber, on her girlfriend's snug, velvety and toasty King size bed. The brunette eighteen-year-old, whose feathery hair reached down below her chest, yawned... |
Nemesis Chapter 8
The next day, Mia changed into the white blouse, navy skirt and black tights that Bianca had chosen for her at the TV studios. Then, as instructed, she walked around to Jessica's feverish for her planned surprise. Impatiently awa... |
Nemesis Chapter 7
Twenty minutes after being engulfed by a deluge of slime, Mia stood gingerly in the changing room showers, desperately trying to wash the viscous, grimy gunge from her hair. To her great surprise, the studio had plumped for a walk... |