Kellie's Big Day: The Adventure Continues
Or Countdown to Clutch Part 9

Hi guys! It's me again. Wasn't this just supposed to have three parts when I started it?

SPLAT!

I deserved that one.

SPLAT!

And that one.

SPLAT!

And probably that one.

SPLAT!

Ok, now you're just being silly. Jim doesn't have too many jealousy issues, but seeing me pied by somebody else is one of them. Anyway, when we left off, I'd just been talking to Bobbi and went back inside to catch up with Jim and the girls at the tree house. They were already upstairs and made sure I got hammered but good by the water cannons. We went on the water coaster again and ran into Hal and Monica there who proudly stated that they'd ridden it fifteen times.

We rode the slides again and decided to try the wave pool out. We ran into Beth, Steven and Ian. Like so many other little kids we'd seen, Beth had stripped him down to a pair of SpongeBob underpants.

He said swimming in his costume was wearing him out, Beth said.

I looked at how the water in the wave pool churned and that it was eight feet at its deepest. Ok, Bailey, I said, arms up.

She knew exactly what I meant and let me pull the now ragged and stained Cinderella costume, that more resembled Cindy before the fairy godmother, over her head and leave her in her light green undershirt and underpants.

All right, I began, addressing Carly and Paula, it's your choice. You can either strip down like your sister or you can cut your dresses off.

MOM! Paula cried. What are you thinking?

I knew what the answer would be. I just wanted to get a rise out of them. Finding something sharp or a pair of scissors was impossible, though. Luckily, the costumes were all getting ragged anyway so all we had to do was rip up from the hem to just above the knee and then tear it around each girl's legs. It seemed like such a shame after what we paid for them, but fun family memories have no price tag. Paula and Carly took Bailey and ran into the wave pool to commandeer inner tubes.

What should I do with Bailey's I asked Jim. I was still holding her tattered costume.

Pitch it, Jim said. She can go back to the room like that. Take advantage of her being a little kid.

I tossed the costume in a trash can. It's funny how mine which wasn't nearly as expensive still held together pretty well and with all of the time in the water, most of the stains were gone too. The Disney costumes of course were not run-of-the-mill Halloween costumes and were made of finer material material that wasn't made for dunk tanks, pie fights and a couple of hours getting dunked and splashed with chlorinated water. If the older girls weren't lucky, they could end up in their underwear anyway when the dresses fall apart.

We bobbed on the wave pool and got out when we saw Pete and Ashley go by. I hadn't seen them at all since the water park opened for us. I wonder what they were doing. (Wink!)

Hey, guys! I called to them.

What, sis? Ashley called back, wheeling around. Both of them were relatively dry compared to everyone else.

You might want to get really wet before you run into Dad so it's not so obvious that you haven't been here.

They both looked at each other as if to say, How the hell did she know that?

See ya Darc! Ashley said and dragged Batman into the wave pool with her.

We headed outside to let the girls jump off the tower a few more times before the curfew of twelve-thirty for anyone under the age of eighteen. Kellie wanted part of the evening to be adults only. Karen, Jami and Karen's escort met us at the door. Jami's Rapunzel outfit looked as tattered as Carly's Snow White and was cut off about as high too.

I tried to get her to just take it off, Karen said. No one was gonna care.

MOM! Jami exclaimed.

I got the same reaction when I suggested it, I said.

I wonder if it had been nothing but kids their own age if they would have cared so much. Jami headed up with the girls to jump off. We sat in the pool and listened to the music as the D.J. had brought his equipment outside. I wasn't in any hurry to tackle the 10 meter platform again although I knew the girls would want us up there before they went in. I'd done it twice already though. It didn't seem so scary anymore.

We watched the girls come flying off the tower and hit the water. They came up squealing and giggling every time. About ten minutes until curfew, they swam over to us.

Mom, Dad, you've got to come up with us again, Carly said. We have to go in soon!

You, too, Mom! Jami echoed, grabbing Karen's arm.

I rolled my eyes and took a deep breath. Let's go then, I said.

Now we've been going up that tower all night in clusters. But you say, Darcie, don't they just allow one person up there at a time? Ordinarily yes, but during private affairs such as weddings, they have everyone sign waivers of liability. Sure, we were taking a risk jumping off five and six at a time, but it was our risk.

Karen and Jami jumped in just before us and when they cleared the pool, we got on the platform.

Count us off, Bailey! Jim said. On three we ran. I was as excited as the other two times, but I wasn't as scared. I didn't have time to be scared. I was laughing at my skirt flying up and showing off my underwear again! I still screamed all the way down though. Screaming is the fun part. People laugh when you scream.

We gave Paula my key to take the girls back.

Mom, can I sleep over with Carly? Jami begged.

Karen looked at me. It's fine with us. We got a double suite with four bunk beds in the other room. Give her your key to pick her stuff up and then you can pick it up in our room.

What about your privacy? she asked, looking at her escort. (Be patient. You will learn all about him soon enough. Telling you about him now spoils that story.)

We have a double suite. The kids are in a separate room, I said. In fact, just let Jami stay with us tomorrow night and we'll drop her off on Monday. That way she can stay and go to the water park another day.

What about school? Karen asked. She seemed taken aback that we were going to let them miss a day.

Just call her in. That's what we're doing.

Yes, horror of horrors, we're going to let our kids play hooky on Monday so they can stay over at the water park resort another night. I know! Somebody call CPS!

Mmmmm. Karen groaned and then relented, Fine! Then she looked at her escort and said, I'm sure we can find something to do with the time.

Jami didn't catch that last part because she and our girls were already off like a shot to gather her stuff as soon as she heard, Fine.

I saw Steven's mother who really didn't know Kellie and had come as a baby-sitter telling Beth not to worry about putting Ian's costume back on him.

Nobody's gonna care if he's running around in his SpongeBob underpants, she said. I'm going to wrap him up in a towel anyway!

Colleen had at least come in the spirit of things and wore a costume that went along with Beth, Steven and Ian's.

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However she had been dry as a bone all evening sitting on the sidelines. They must have finally convinced her to get wet because she was missing her hat and shoes and her cute little cop costume that hugged her full figure very nicely had water dripping from the skirt hem and the ruffle on her top and the top was plastered to her skin, showing off the outline of a fancy bra. Her drenched brunette hair (Does she color? She'll never tell!) lay flattened down against her head.

Can we ride the roller coaster again? little Ian asked.

Yes, I think we have time to ride the 'roller coaster' one more time, Colleen answered.

Well you guys wouldn't let me keep my clothes dry, she then said smiling at her laughing daughter-in-law. I may as well have fun!

Getting wet was the whole idea, Mom, Steven said.

Colleen took Ian and headed inside, presumably for one more ride on the water coaster. It seemed to be everyone's favorite tonight. I had to laugh. They looked so funny walking holding hands, Ian in nothing but pair of underwear with a waving SpongeBob Squarepants on his little rear end and her in her wet cop costume walking in soaked fishnets. However I'm glad she was a good sport.

It's after twelve-thirty, teased the D.J. over the sound system several minutes later. Do you know where your children are?

Yeah! a now very familiar voice yelled from behind me. Up in her room being a stick-in-the mud!

I turned and saw Monica at the far end of one of the two diving boards, hose, red skirt, transparent pink blouse, proper Bali bra and all. Every time I saw her was bringing a smile to my face. She took off on a run down the board, jumped up and took one bounce and did a flip in mid-air to come down feet first into the pool. Hal cheered is wet wife from the shallow end. He was standing there with Rich.

Show your sister how it's done, Ally! Rich yelled.

Ally climbed up on the board and ran down too. She stepped up, turned in mid-hop and landed facing backwards to take her spring and did a back flip into the pool. The sisters swam over to their husbands.

Are we gonna let them show us up like that? Debbie asked. She was right behind me and had just stepped up in time to see Monica and Ally's aquabatics.

Let's school 'em, I replied. You guys comin'? I asked Jim and Robert.

Nah, we'll just watch, Robert replied. He and Jim jumped into the pool and took up a spot with a good view of the board.

Now, if you take Jim's word for it, one of the hottest things a woman involved with a man who likes wetlook can do is to do serious dives into the pool fully clothed, or in our case, in Halloween costumes. There is something about the irreverence of simply treating your outfit as swimwear that just drives them wild. Don't believe me? Watch this You Tube of a wedding reception pool party and tell me your pants don't get tight:






Debbie and I headed for the diving board. Debbie ran down the board and launched herself into a forward flip. I did a standing back flip. We both flashed our panties. At this point, I was used to it and had stopped trying to avoid it.

Beth, Olivia, Ashley and Kellie saw what we were doing and joined in. Steven was doing camera duty so from here on out, it was going on the official video. (Technically, the official video came as part of the wedding package and was being shot by a Mystic Springs videographer. However we had also brought our waterproof equipment to put our own version together for our friend and business partner.) Monica and Ally joined us and then my mom and Maria got into the act. It wasn't officially a competition but after a while, nearly every female who was there was lined up showing off her best diving skills. Most of us did the same two or three things over and over since none of us was a real competitor. But it was sort of like a wet t-shirt contest. It didn't matter who won. They guys just liked watching us and we liked showing off for them.

Oh and the skirts flying up became part of the show if any of us did anything where we splashed down feet first. Ashley had climbed up to take a turn. Pete stood with the guys in the pool. He was so funny. While the other guys had sort of let their costumes dwindle down, Pete still had everything on but the boots. That included Batman's utility belt and cowl.

Ashley came off the board, did the splits in the air and flashed all of us her Batman underwear. Way to be subtle there, Ash!

Skimpy little costumes flying up were a hit, but who got the most laughs, cheers and whistles was Monica. She jumped off the board and did the splits in the air herself, grabbing the hem of her skirt to make sure it got plenty of air underneath it. It flew up and she flashed everyone her Bali panties. She was such a card!

When her turn came around again, she skipped the board and climbed up to the two meter platform. I guess she still didn't think that gave us a good enough view because on her next turn, she made the first trip I'd seen her make to the 10 meter platform. She came running off the end with her skirt hiked up in both hands and then let go to throw her arms over her head as she fell. She hit the water with her skirt nearly covering her face and didn't get it pulled back down until she'd climbed the ladder to get out of the pool. I'd already decided that I needed to get to know Monica better, but she would surprise me even more before the evening was over.

I've never seen so many women so proud of their underwear before! the D.J. said.

Kellie and her mom, Ally, decided to do some synchronized diving. They both climbed to the five meter platform and cart wheeled off together. Wedding dress and witch costumes were both riding their waistline as they hit the water. Ally was wearing proper gray panties in case you're wondering.

It was late and the crowd had dwindled. Most of the people in swimwear had come down with their kids and left when curfew was called. A few others besides Monica and Hal had been swimming and sliding in their clothes, but they were the only two left and they showed no sign of slowing down. Monica would either go off one of the boards or a platform, sometimes doing flips, hit the water hard, usually flashing those big panties, (I haven't shown them to you yet for a reason. Be patient.), climbing out and getting back in line to do it again. Hal would cheer her and egg her on every time. I don't care how old you are. Girls like to show off for boys and the boys love it!

Monica's turn came up again and she grabbed Ally and headed for the 10 meter platform. They repeated Monica's stunt, running off the tower with their skirts pulled out and letting the air catch them and blow them right up.

Maria grabbed Mom's arm and hauled her up there. They jumped off together and Maria let us all see her bright red bikinis. Mom had one of the few costumes that had shorts instead of a skirt, but her wet top exiting the pool more than made up for it. Dad, who usually liked that sort of thing kept in the family, was in the pool with the rest of the guys and laughing his ass off as her.

C'mon, girls, Kellie instructed. The over-the-hill gang is showing us up!

Beth, Olivia, Debbie, Sherry and I followed her up the tower.

Liv, unbuckle those garters, Kellie commanded when we got to the top. Olivia snickered and undid the buckles that were supposed to hold up her fishnets but more recently gave her the only skirt that had been kept down.

Ok, skirts out! Kellie said.

We lined up with our skirts held out to the side and Kellie counted to three for us to take off. I'd been up there so many times tonight that I wasn't even scared of it anymore. I was enjoying plummeting to the water with my panties exposed. We really all let them out this time. All of our skirts rode up over our stomachs as soon as we caught air. Olivia finally let everyone see her bronze panties that would have passed for nude except they were darker soaking wet.

Usually the bride only lets the groom see her underwear on the wedding night, the D.J. teased when we were climbing out. Kellie wants us all to be familiar with them!

Kellie stood up from the ladder and threw her arms out to highlight her wedding dress's transparency.

I've got a fun idea! Sherry declared. Come on, everybody!

We followed Sherry and Kellie over to the D.J. booth. Call all ladies over here. she told him.

Attention all lovely wet ladies, the D. J. said. We need all of you over here right now. Oh, except for the twins, you can continue what you were doing first.

The twins laughed. They were each standing on one of the diving boards. They ran forward, sprung off the end and did a tandem forward flip to dunk their cop costumes into the pool.

There were a few people inside on rides, but ever since the diving competition, most of the activity had been outside. It was chilly, but it made going off the board or the tower into the pool all the better.

We're going to line up all the way around the deep end and go in like dominoes, Sherry explained.

Hey! Where's Michelle? She needs to be in this! Kellie interrupted. She turned toward the pool and called to Michelle who was in the water in her soldier's costume but just taking pictures of the guys, Hey, Michelle! Give that camera to Jim or Robert and get your butt over here!

While Michelle had been in the water a lot, it was only to take candid shots of people in the pool or on rides. It almost hadn't dawned on Kellie that she hadn't really done anything with her.

Sherry explained what she wanted. None of us here had ever been in a Bathing Beauty Musical or even done any synchronized swimming, but we were willing to give it a shot for our friend. Besides, who cared if it wasn't totally perfect? We were diving in wearing Halloween costumes. It was going to be funny no matter what.

Wait! I said. We shouldn't do this without Bobbi! Anyone know where she went?

Rich asked her something and she wrapped up in a towel and ran inside, Ally replied. I'm not sure what for. Rich wouldn't say.

I bet I know what for, my mom blurted out.

What then? I asked starting to sound frustrated.

Mom came over and whispered in my ear. Let's just say I told Rich what we did to you and Jim instead of throwing rice when the reception was over. He thought that sounded so funny!

That meant I had to keep it to myself. Kellie had been there and knew that instead of rice, or bird seed, Jim and I got pasted with all of the leftover cake. We had a ton of it too because a lot of the guests who had rods stuck up theiruh, didn't want to get wet in the rain left early plus we overestimated what we needed in the first place. Now Kellie and Johnny's cake was all gone but this was a resort and they did have a kitchen and Rich apparently had the means to get what he wanted. If it all worked out the way Mom suspected, it was going to be a really fun send off for Kellie and Johnny.

There's Bobbi! Beth shouted. Bobbi, get over here!

What's going on? she asked, dropping a wet towel she used to hide her transparent top in the main part of the hotel. Is something wrong?

No, no! Sherry replied and filled her in on our plans.

Now like I said, a lot of the crowd had gone already. This was a pretty late party after all. Also a handful was still inside on water rides. We lined up facing the cameras' right. We had Steven running our video camera and we also had the hotel's wedding videographer in the pool with his waterproof camera. The line started with four girls I did not know. (Get ready for pictures!) One was a cute sopping wet school girl. The second was a devil in a dress that barely covered her ass. I'm sure if she had any underwear on at all, it was just a thong or a g-string. I should talk. I've worn dresses that short before. Was it slutty? Of course it was! But if anyone asked Kellie what kind of costume she wanted them to get, her answer was, The sluttier, the better!

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Next was another office slut, but not like Bobbi's. Her top was like plastic wrap over her tits when it was wet. I thought I had seen her with a jacket earlier but all she had now was the skirt and halter top. Office slut was popular as we had yet a third one. This was another costume that seemed to mandate a thong or g-string. Her black hose really shined when wet under the outside lights.

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Connie, Kellie's Uncle Daryl's girlfriend was next. Then came the twins, who I finally found out were friends of Johnny's family. And next was Karen.

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Moving on around were Michelle, Bobbi and two more I didn't know dressed as pirates.

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Next came Ashley, Monica, my mom and getting into the real wedding party, Maria. Sorry, no pictures for Monica, just the mental image of her transparent pink blouse with her bra behind it, red skirt and hose, now beginning to run.

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Then we had Ally, me, Beth and Liv.

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Finally, it was Debbie, Sherry and Kellie.

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Someone yelled, Now, and the school girl put her arms up over her head and arced her body over to her right. Just as she hopped off the side to turn into a dive, the cute little devil put her hands up and started to arc over and then hop off and so on down the line. We actually didn't do badly and got it in one take. I was sort of getting excited in anticipation as the diving moved down the line. I waited until Ally's left foot started to leave the pool deck and I threw my hands up. Over I arced and hopped off to complete my dive. I went deep and swam away from the side like we had planned and stayed under for a few seconds to give the camera time to move on down the line. Kellie was already in the water by the time I popped up for air, but I saw the video and we could have been in a Bathing Beauty Musical with a little practice.

Hey! We didn't get to see any underwear that time! Daryl yelled, getting a laugh from all the guys.

Oh, so you want underwear? Kellie mocked. Come on, Johnny! Kellie climbed out of the pool and waited for her new hubby to join her. She led him to the top of the diving tower where we couldn't see exactly what was going on.

Then we heard Kellie yell, Here you go, boys! and she came running off the end of the platform alone. She had her skirt held out so it would catch air, but as soon as she started falling, she put both hands straight up over her head. I only had a second or two to perceive it, but her dress looked really loose to me. She hit the water and went under and when the bubbles cleared, her dress was floating free and starting to sink. Kellie popped up near the ladder in just her red strapless bra and boy shorts. Johnny must have unzipped her dress on the platform and she came down with her arms up so the water would push it over her head.

How do you like me now? she shouted to the guys in the pool standing at the top of the ladder in her underwear. It's not a party with Kellie until someone's clothes come off.

Johnny leaped off the tower. His shirt was in one hand and he had his pants on his head to expose his blue boxer briefs. He dove down and rescued the dress before it made it all the way to the bottom of the 18-foot deep diving pool. Kelly dove back in and swam to meet him. They tossed her dress onto the side of the pool and went to stand together in the shallow end's viewing area as we were calling it now.

Olivia and Jared were watching right by us. Too bad this isn't your pond, Olivia said. She could have just left it down there with mine! Liv's shredded gown was just one of many articles of clothing sitting in the silty muck on the bottom of the pond. Come to think of it, all five of us stoogettes have our share of clothing down there.

Sherry had quietly slipped away and was making her way up the steps. Except for her missing crown and shoes, Sherry was the very picture of a bedraggled soaking wet queen of hearts. She even still had her black gloves on.

She made her way to the 10 meter platform and disappeared. After a few minutes I heard Sherry scream, Geronimo! and come flying off the edge, her dress in one hand and fishnets in the other. She was wearing the matching bra top to her Miley Cyrus boy shorts. She swam over and tossed her clothes up before climbing the ladder and doing a little twerk for us.

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I'm not so sure if she qualifies for being in her underwear though. Yandy lists this set both under bra sets in lingerie and sexy swimwear. However I'm still glad she caught the infectious insanity anyway.

What are we gonna do? Beth asked. We bridesmaids all looked at each other and snickered. Except for Debbie, none of us had a bra on. If we stripped, we were really committed!

Well if you three go for it, I'll be right there with you! Debbie said. All four of us may as well let it all hang out!

I was about to make a silly remark back when the D.J. got our attention. Ladies and gentlemen! The bride's Aunt Monica wants to perform a tribute to the bride's fearlessness! She would also like the mother of the bride to help her!

We looked and Monica made us laugh again. She was standing in the middle of the splash pad with water gushing over her from all directions. Her sopping hair was falling over her face and at this point I couldn't even tell you what the mom hairdo she wore to the wedding looked like nor even remember her clothes ever being dry. It's so much fun to just give in and treat your good clothes like swimwear once in a while (or all the time in my case). I was convinced by now that Monica was a lot wilder than she let on, judging by how unsurprised and happy Hal seemed with her behavior, and that this probably wasn't the first wet party she'd ever been to. I sure had her pegged wrong when I saw her in the receiving line.

Get out here Ally! she shouted. This is a dance for two!

Allison laughed but shook her head. Rich gave her a nudge.

You get over there and make a fool of yourself with your sister right now! he said.

Then the chant started up, ALLY! ALLY!

Rich nudged her again, and then again and each time Allison would laugh even harder. Finally she let out an exaggerated sigh and stepped out of the crowd to join her sister getting drenched from all directions on the splash pad. Monica had a quick conversation with her, pointing and acting things out and Allison started laughing even harder. They each grabbed hold off one of the poles holding up the most drenching shower in the thing and stood under the deluge. (Hmmm, didn't I mention poles might be foreshadow earlier?)

Monica pointed at the D.J. who laughed hard and fired up Pat Benatar's Hit Me With Your Best Shot. (Wow! More foreshadow!) Monica grabbed the pole and started swinging around it under the water. She stopped and looked over at Allison who was standing and watching her. She shot Ally an I'm waiting! expression and Ally bowed her head and started to laugh. Her whole body said, You win, without her saying a word and she joined Monica dancing and swinging around the poles in the water.

The guys started going nuts, even the younger ones. I would have never in my life believed what happened next based solely upon my first impressions of both of them, especially Ally, but insanity is infectious. Monica started it. She began by unbuttoning her pink blouse slowly. She made it to the last one and threw her head and shoulders back letting the blouse fall onto the wet concrete. Of course the sopping, sheer blouse had long ago given up the fight of hiding anything so we were simply treated to a completely unobstructed view of the proper Bali bra. She looked over at Ally.

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Ally simply pulled the fake sleeves of her witch's costume off. Monica shook her head in mock disgust and hiked up her skirt to slide off each of her run-filled nylon hose.
You better give us something more this time! she shouted at Ally.
Ally looked at her sideways with a grin and pulled the top off the witch's costume off her shoulders and shoved it down to her waist. This showed off a gray proper bra nearly identical to Monica's white one that matched Ally's gray panties she'd flashed us during the diving competition.
That's better! Monica called to her sister. However she went right back to work on herself and slowly pulled down the zipper on the right side of her skirt and let it fall to the ground before kicking it away. I knew I liked Monica. Any gal ready to strip to her underwear at a party is ok in my book!

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She turned to her sister and made a sweeping gesture to her half-dressed appearance. Ally laughed, shaking her bowed head and then reached for the ragged hem of her costume and pulled the whole thing over her head and tossed it aside.

The crowd laughed, cheered, clapped and whistled as the two of them finished the song in their bras and panties, swinging around the poles under the falling water.

Take it all off! Daryl yelled, getting a punch in the arm from Connie. Monica acted like she was going to do it and grabbed for her bra clasp, but she snickered and waved him off.

I don't care if both of them were in their fifties. Neither one looked bad, even though they looked their age more than Mom does. It was sexy watching them, especially for Hal and Rich. Monica ran over to Hal when they were done and grabbed his hand to pull him toward the pool and they both jumped in. Hal planted such a hard kiss on his undie-clad wife that I wasn't sure if he might just rip the rest off and go for it right there! Rich reacted to Ally about the same way and neither lady was in any hurry to put her clothes back on. Hey, if everyone has seen your underwear, what's the point, right?

Ashley had joined us watching Ally and Monica. Crap! I thought Mom was crazy sometimes! she said.

Well now what are we gonna do? Beth pondered. The over-the-hill gang has one-upped us again!

There's only one thing we can do, I offered with a grin and a look down at my top that by this point was simply a wet dark outline of my assets anyway.

I said I was with you guys, Debbie, our only bra-clad bridesmaid said. Let's go for it!
Beth and Olivia nodded in agreement. Ashley wasn't actually a bridesmaid, but she and Pete had played such an integral part of our little game, so I turned to her. You in, sis?

In what? she asked, not yet understanding our plan. Oh! You guys are going to The realization hit her along with the fact that Robin wasn't wearing a bra either. Oh fuck! Why not? Pete'll love it!

Anybody else going to provide some entertainment? the D.J. called out.

I raised my hand and we turned for the tower.

It looks like Robin and the bridesmaids are up to something! he said.

We made it up to the eight meter tower and suddenly Ashley said, Oh, shit! Mom and Dad are down there!

I thought about that too, I told her. Dad is down there in the cheering section with the rest of the guys and Mom is wearing something she could win a wet t-shirt contest in. Neither one of them can talk.

Ashley pursed her lips and then laughed and said, Works for me! We resumed our climb to the top.

We arrived at the 10 meter level and huddled toward the back sitting down so no one could see us. The platform had solid sides instead of rails so we were well-hidden. Let's do it, Beth said.

I yanked the crop top over my head and freed the twins into the chilly night air. Then I yanked my skirt down. I had only my blue boy shorts left. Beth untied her top and took off her skirt and left herself in nothing but her neon green bikinis. Debbie stripped to just her fuchsia bikinis, discarding her bra and only chance for any modesty into the pile with the rest of our clothes. Olivia was left in just her bronze bikinis and Ashley her Batman briefs.

It's not very windy, Olivia said. I bet if we dropped these wet clothes they'd fall straight down and wouldn't blow away.

As if on cue, the D.J. called out, What are y'all girls doin' up there?

We crawled to the side and tossed all of our clothes over far enough so that they would clear the other platforms and the stairs wrapping around the tower. As soon as we heard them hit with a wet fwump, we lined up bent over so they still couldn't see us and joined hands.

Let's go! Debbie shouted. Screaming like idiots, we ran for the edge and stayed bent over until the last second. Still screaming, we leaped off the edge and screamed all the way down waving our arms and legs. I could hear the cheers and whistles begin even before we hit the water. They were still going on when we popped up.

Well, I think they're now in the lead, the D.J. said.

I snuggled up to Jim and gave him a kiss. Then as we climbed out of the pool to retrieve our clothes, I saw Dad looking toward Ashley and me. I snickered. He gave me a Dad look and then just shook his head and laughed. However we just got the ball rolling he would soon see.

We found our clothes and sorted them back to their owners, but none of us was in a hurry to get dressed. We'd rather watch what we might have inspired so we jumped back in the pool and found our men and coaxed them down to their briefs and boxers. It didn't take much coaxing, though. I backed up to my blue-eyed Yankee and he put his arms around my front. The water surface was just at boob level so he could get away with slipping his hands up and rubbing the bottom of my tits. I put my hands behind my back and started pulled his cock out through one leg of his knit boxers. It didn't require much coaxing either.

I can't wait to get up to the room and play with this for the rest of the night, I purred while he gently kissed my neck.

We weren't the only ones getting frisky. I looked down to see Kellie's red strapless bra float by and looked up to see her in full make out mode with her new hubby. Kellie's exhibitionist doesn't really even stay in the closet like mine does most of the time; I've learned. Hell, I bet if she thought she could get away with it, she would have had him sitting on the side of the pool and would have been playing her version of Mermaids with him. (See Darcie's Wardrobe Malfunction)

Nearly every woman who was left found some way to either use the splash pad, diving boards or tower to lose her costume. The twins did just like us except they jumped holding their cop costumes and fishnets over their heads. They really did have matching underwear.

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The only difference was the color. I'm going to assume for my own piece of mind that it was simply all in fun for the wedding and not some creepy twin thing. Though I'm pretty sure somewhere there's a guy who would be into that sort of stuff!

Ashley finally got Pete out of the Batman suit. He was standing in the water wearing a pair of boxer briefs floating Ashley on her back with her tits sticking out of the water. I saw Dad's brow furl a little, but Mom saw them too and she grabbed Dad's chin and focused his gaze on her.

Now I've told you in the past how I've found evidence that my parents had both a healthy sex and fantasy life, but they had always managed to conduct themselves behind closed doors. Maybe it's the closeness that Ashley and I have with Mom since her trash the dress video, but for the first time, she let us see the power she had over him. She unfastened her costume's suspenders in the front and flipped them over her shoulders. She took both of Dad's hands and placed them where her top tied together. She gestured over her shoulder at Pete and Ashley and said, They're both old enough. This is a once-in-a-lifetime moment. So why don't you stop worrying about them and I'll let you do that to me?

Dad chuckled. Mom smiled triumphantly when Dad started to undo the knot holding her top together and freed her tits from their transparent captivity. He unbuttoned her shorts and she took them off and then took off the knee socks. All Dad had left of his costume at this point was the nerd pants and Mom undid them for him. He waded over to the side in his boxers and dropped off the bundle of wet clothes and then came back to Mom. He kissed her and lifted her up to float on her back, just like Ashley, and let everyone see her tits and her pink low-rise briefs.

In another spot in the pool, a topless Maria was making out with John. Bobbi dove deep and came up in only a pink thong.

But the best part of this was of course, Hal and Monica. You don't see many fifty-somethings climbing to the 10 meter platform, but that is just what they did. Hal still had his slacks and dress shirt on. They vanished onto the platform and a minute later, Monica came running off the end with Hal's shirt and slacks yelling, HA-HA, HA-HA! Hal came off right behind her like he was chasing her in just his tiny-whities and wife beater undershirt. Now that was funny! Monica swam away with Hal right behind her, making sure not to catch her. She made it to the side and tossed his clothes out of reach and turned to face him with a triumphant look on her face. He grabbed her and locked his lips with hers and it looked like they were trying to shove their tongues down each other's throats. Now, it was Hal's turn to get the better of her. He grabbed her bra clasp and undid the bottom one of the four eyelets with one hand. (Apparently Jim's not the only one who can do that!) Still kissing him, Monica reached back and slapped his hand away. He reached right back up and undid the next one, and then she slapped his hand away again. Notice how she waits until he succeeds each time?

He undid the third and she slapped him away. He reached back up for the fourth and she stopped him, but as soon as her hand was gone, he went after it again and got it. Monica stepped back, cocked her head and tried to look annoyed with her hands on her hips and Hal grabbed both bra straps and flipped the bra off her into the water in front of her, hanging by her arms. Monica sighed a huge sigh which highlighted her ample tits and let him pull the bra off her arms and toss it onto the pile of his stuff. Her loving expression as she pulled his lips back into hers said it all, Boys will be boys, and every woman knows, at least the happy ones do, that if you love them it's usually a lot more fun to let them win.

Even with the heated pool, the night air was getting too chilly so the forty or so of us left headed back into the water park. Every ride was still up and operating even though nearly everyone had been outside for over an hour. The female lifeguards wore two-piece suits and soon their tops were missing.

Just before they shut down the water rides at three a.m., we all found our clothes and clustered under the dump bucket for another sequence of pictures. We got dumped on twice before we got everyone lined up, but it wasn't like it mattered by then! Johnny and Kellie were in front with all of us clustered behind them. Just as the bucket started to tip, the lifeguard Bobbi had take the shot to let Michelle be in the picture said, Say 'drenched'! She got another whole sequence just like Michelle did of the wedding party earlier.

Then it was time to say goodbye to Kellie and Johnny, at least for them to go to their room. It was also time for Rich's little surprise. We blindfolded both of them and lined up in two lines facing them. There would be no dessert tomorrow in the restaurant because Rich had Bobbi clean out all of the cream pies they had, mostly chocolate, peanut butter and key lime. Everyone got a pie and Rich told his daughter and new son-in-law to take off their blindfolds and stand still. As soon as they did, the two lines moved forward and every one of us plastered one of them with a pie. Johnny mostly got it in the face, but Kellie got it in the face, tits, ass, crotch you name it. The stains from her massive pieing and sliming earlier were very faint from swimming in her dress all evening, but we made sure they were renewed.

They gave some to the happy couple so they could at least get revenge on the wedding party. I stood and smiled while Kellie plastered me good in the face with a chocolate cream.

We all ended up covered anyway because no one was going to let them go without lots of hugs. Kellie and Johnny left to great fanfare and then we all started going around trying to find everyone we knew and the new friends we'd made.

If I ever get married again, this is what I'm doing! Karen said as we shared a messy hug. Maybe not on Halloween, but my invitations are going to say, 'You will get wet. You may get soaked!' just like Six Flags!

I haven't had this much fun in forever! Monica said. She was back in her skirt and blouse, but without the hose which I figured were in the trash by now. I ruined this outfit, but it was worth it! I had no idea it was going to be like this or we would have come in costume like everyone else.

Don't worry, her sister Ally said. You two were definitely a couple of characters anyway.

You don't know this, Rich said, but we were married in a double ceremony and next June will be our thirtieth. We've already discussed it and we're going to have our engagement party here, semi-formal, and you can all consider yourselves already invited. Rich winked when he said semi-formal.

Right! Monica said. Gesturing to herself, she added, Then I can watch you ruin an outfit like mine instead of your skimpy little pirate suit! If only she knew

You made the party, Monica, I said. Kellie is going to have to bring you by our house sometime, both of you.

Now, in the past several years, I have attended or been part of five weddings: Beth's, Debbie's, mine, Sylvia's and now this one. Beth's and Debbie's were both traditional no funny business weddings. Sylvia's for the most part was too, although we did do a photo and video session in the hotel swimming pool. That leaves mine and this one. Mine was accidentally a wet wedding starting out with us soaked during the ceremony, and leading to a big swim party. This one was intentionally a wet wedding. They both have gotten nothing but excited comments about how they were the most fun wedding that people have every been too. So why don't more people have wet weddings? Maybe they will! They just need to read my stories.

Jim and I finally made it up to our room, but the story doesn't end there. My Yankee sweetheart has watched me get dunked, pied, slimed, soaked in the water park, dive wearing my pirate outfit and stripped topless outdoors. He is just one big bundle of horny bastard right now!

The girls were sound asleep in the adjoining room. Luckily we figured we'd be coming back soaking wet so we had already taken the bed apart and put our waterproof cover over the mattress. We hadn't put all of our costumes back on after stripping, just basically what we'd been swimming in my top and skirt and Jim's trousers and peasant shirt. Honestly, we lost the rest. We had no idea where we left our boots or Jim's coat or vest, or my hat. So what? We bought them for a one-way trip anyway. It was three in the morning. Who cared if we ran around the hotel all wet in our bare feet?

As soon as Karen had left with her key, Jim picked me up and tossed my soaking wet self (we'd rinsed off the pie in the showers again) onto the bed. He ripped his own shirt off and yanked down his pants and leaped onto the bed with me. I felt him grab my boy shorts and for one split second, I thought to stop him from ripping them, but feeling clothes tearing away from my flesh due to my horny Yankee feels so good and this time was no exception.

My top was his next target. He ripped the straps away going over the shoulders and around my arms and then untied the lace holding it closed in the front and yanked the lace out. He buried his face between my tits and went, B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b, making me start to giggle all over again.

I was soaking wet and not just from the swimming pool. Jim felt my pussy with his fingers and gave it a couple of strokes before pulling up my skirt and plunging in face first. He made out with my snatch at first, pretending to French kiss it before opening wide and going for it. He'd suck on my extended clit a little and then go right back to lapping away. I heard him swallowing and knew he was getting lots of juice.

Sorry there's so much, I gasped between labored breaths as he brought me closer.

Are you kidding? he asked, pulling up just long enough to tease me. You are my favorite snack! I wish I could live in there!

Then he dove right back in and wiped his entire face around in it. Usually I'm the submissive one, but when it comes to eating pussy, Jim is my happy glaze-faced servant!

His thorough tongue-fucking paid off and I went over the edge. Jim is talented and coordinated and while I had my hands around his head shoving his face as far into my pussy as it would fit, he was putting on that little cock ring that has allowed him to get away with anything he wants with me ever since he started using it. As soon as I came down, he was climbing up me, impaling me with his cock and shoving his face into mine, pussy juice and all. Anyone who knows me knows that I am used to my own juice in my face. It's just part of him fucking my holy brains out!

Jim took long, deliberate thrusts. I felt myself closing up on him very quickly and felt the reservoir filling. However one went off before the other and I enjoyed my second normal orgasm.

Jim kept pumping me and that feeling of needing to relieve myself got stronger and stronger, as did my closing up on him again. The two suddenly converged and I exploded all over the bed and Jim's already wet boxers.

Well after three orgasms, I was just a submissive little rag doll cum bucket (and DAMN PROUD of it too) so I lay there and giggled at how happy he looked just fucking me like a cheap crack whore. He heard me giggling and opened his eyes.

Face fuck me or lose me forever! I snarled. His face lit up instantly. He loves it when I'm a glutton for punishment.

He pulled out and raised up. I slid down underneath him and got my mouth up under his throbbing cock. I dropped my wet hair right in the puddle I'd made myself. I was a submissive rag doll cum bucket and I didn't care! I opened wide and Jim plunged all the way in, fucking me hard in the mouth just like a pussy. My juice from my explosion covered his knit boxers in the front so now I had it in my hair and all over my face too. Smelling my own pussy on his shorts and tasting it all over his cock made me horny again and I started to play with myself.

Jim kept taking long strokes that put my deep throat skills to the test until he get close. Then he pulled up and took shorter ones so when he came it would all land in my mouth and I wouldn't miss any of it that just ran down m throat. My sweetie is so thoughtful putting me first like that!

Well I wanted a mouthful of hot, sweet cum and I got just that! Jim shot a huge load out that had been building up throughout the entire evening of watching my stoogette antics. He pulled back when he was spent and I clamped my lips around him to wring out every drop. Then I grabbed him before he could get away and swished my tongue around his opening to get any left over. Girls, once you learn to like cum in your mouth, you start milking it for all it's worth to give him a good show.

Jim saw me stroking myself and grabbed Mr. Chubby Extra and inserted it. I quickly took over, unable to resist its power over me. Within ten minutes, I had exploded all over the bed again, and Jim who wanted to experience a female ejaculation up close and personal and had shoved his face down there. I also soaked the bed in another spot because dumb me stayed in the same spot where I got face-fucked.

What is that lovely shampoo you use?

What is that heavenly after shave you have on? We teased each other since we both smelled like my pussy. What's more, we were perfectly content to be that way. We made out a little before we finally collapsed exhausted.

No, I shouldn't say we were exhausted because I was awakened at five in the morning by a certain Yankee pounding away at my pussy with his cock ring again. Yes, I exploded again all over him and the bed, and yes I love sleeping in the big puddle the explosion makes. I was glad we had some water bottles in the fridge though because with all of the alcohol earlier and the sex later, I was beginning to get dehydrated.

We did stay the next day too. It wasn't as much fun in the water park not having it to ourselves and having to follow rules like only one person on the diving tower at a time. Earlier though, we saw Carrie, Hal and Monica in the brunch buffet. Of all the wedding guests, they were the only ones there at the time.

We greeted each other and then Monica waited until I was the only one looking. She mouthed, I can hardly walk! and then gestured at Hal and gave me the universal BJ sign with her tongue shoved into her cheek. God, I love her! Like I said, I was pretty convinced that she was a lot wilder than I imagined her at first, but even if it was just something that night that reignited a spark between her and Hal and moved them back from simply being a couple to being lovers again, I hope they never stop acting that way.

All right! That's it! That is the story of Kellie's Big Day and I got the last chapter done without having to split it up which means you guys won't get to mess up my brand new outfit.

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(Darcie looks among her audience and a sad expression comes over her face.)

Aw, so many disappointed faces, you guys.

(Darcie smiles like a mother would at a little boy who has just talked her into another cookie. She undoes the Velcro holding the neck part of her top together and then reaches behind to untie the bottom lace of the halter top allowing it to fall away. She puts her hands on her hips.)

All right fellas, go ahead!

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I just hate to see grown WAM fans pout! What's another three weeks in kneepads? Come back for Clutch, guys!