Kellie's Big Day (For REAL This Time!) Or Countdown to Clutch Part 6 Hey, everybody! Now this time I promise that I'm actually going to tell the story that I set out to tell, mainly because a certain blue-eyed Yankee wasn't exactly excited about h...

"It's my year to pick the costumes, remember?" explained Stacy patiently as she stood in our living room with a mischievous smirk. I sighed, one look at her smoky eyes and sexy lips and I knew the debate was lost before it even began. I decided to ri...

From research notes for a book to be called 'A Century of Slapstick' 1937 Rainer Blaumann Rue du Comediens, 13 Bruxelles Belgium...

A Batman '66 Story: Part 2 Batman and Robin Get Their Turn (Wetgalfan's note: I grew up with the Batman TV show. Also the absolute farce of the 1966 series lends itself to the slapstick comedy of this story. I know Harley Quinn wasn't a Batman '6...

Sam was very much looking forward to today's shoot with Lauren and Connie. She'd only met them last month when Lauren had replied to one of her adverts for a fetish model. Their first time had gone incredibly well even if Lauren had taken a while to...

Jinx: "Okay, hear me out on this one." Diana: "Whatcha got in mind?" Jinx: "When I look at Terra, I think she looks like a poodle. Then I remembered how Diana looked earlier on all 4's. Kinda like a dog! I can't be the only one that thought that r...

A Batman '66 Story: Part 1 Batgirl and Harley Feel the Burn (Wetgalfan's note: I grew up with the Batman TV show. Also the absolute farce of the 1966 series lends itself to the slapstick comedy of this story. I know Harley Quinn wasn't a Batman '...

Lauren had been a model for just over twenty years. She started young at just fourteen and been invoked in the business ever since. Initially it has been fashion shows and calendar shoots, she'd certainly travelled to many exotic locations, but recen...

Connie wasn't surprised when Sam rang to arrange another shoot for her and Lauren. If truth be told she'd been expecting the call ever since their last session had ended in such an impassioned manner. She remembered the day fondly, and of course the...

The rental box truck lumbered down the rainy interstate, streetlights reflecting as brightly off the roadway as above it, the windshield wipers the only competition to the growling diesel engine. Both took turns overpowering the feeble FM radio. Sure...

Author's note: As with my last story, I must inform the reader that this wholly unrealistic tale of blueberry pies, while featuring grand humilation and slight titillation, has no graphic sexual content or descriptions. It is simply a comedic pie f...

We set it up at my place. Joe and I decided to play repairmen. We had met over the net and seemed to hit it off. So, we made a date for that Friday night. We had found these great painter's coveralls. They zipped up the front, and were made with slit...

STOOGE by Purplebootsgywr copyright 2009 [LONG! But extremely well written. Could be a whole new genre: erotic, psycho-thriller, WAM, fiction!] Summary: A gay man with a pie-in-the-face fetish asks his hunky friend at the gym to help him live out...

Pirate Booty Some familiar names and faces all together in one fantasy story. Captain Darcie studied Captain Wambeard's treasure map as Crewman Ashley rowed their launch toward the island. https://78.media.tumblr.com/f9f0e6f6ea994cccdbbf544408b2d0...

Per her husband's promise, him and Sarah were heading back up to the farm Saturday morning. The whole ride up there Sarah thought about what was going to happen to her, how it would change her, and if she was really going to go through with it. She w...

Ellie couldn't quite believe that she'd actually agreed to her boyfriend's request. Of course, she had forgotten about his birthday and so she did owe him. However, dressing as a French maid and waiting around in the bakery with a dozen fresh cream c...

(Something different than my usual content) Caroline did her best not to gag in her mouth at the sight next to her: her crush making out with the head cheerleader. The sight alone was enough for Caroline to hurl as she opened her locker for next pe...