HFG comes wearing short jorts, yellow tennis t-shirt, sweat bands on your head and wrists, sneakers, and those awful white athletic shoes with a pair of wide yellow stripes across his calves. I come dressed in white disco, with bell bottoms (rather c...

Me: What are you wearing? PaintedDeer: I'm wearing a gray t shirt with a pocket, a blue and white fleece pullover, blue jeans, boxer shorts, wool socks, and Nike Air Trainer sneakers. You? Me: Hold on. Let me reach inside your pullover and put an...

Me: So, where were we? I think I was going to show you my back yard, MM. Muddymudder: oh yep I was waiting a longg time to see it Me: *Putting arm around your shoulder and guiding you to the back door. Me: *As I lean down to turn the knob, my arm...

Me: So, where were we? I think I was going to show you my back yard, MM. Muddymudder: oh yep I was waiting a longg time to see it Me: *Putting arm around your shoulder and guiding you to the back door. Me: *As I lean down to turn the knob, my arm...

Me: So, where were we? I think I was going to show you my back yard, MM. Muddymudder: oh yep I was waiting a longg time to see it Me: *Putting arm around your shoulder and guiding you to the back door. Me: *As I lean down to turn the knob, my arm...

Me: Hey, MM, thanks for coming over. Can I get you anything to drink?(6:00pm) Muddymudder: hi, yep(6:01pm) Muddymudder: what you suggest?(6:01pm) Me: I have some water, milk, ice tea, cheap beer.(6:02pm) Me: Also, I knew you were coming, so I ba...

Me: Hey, MM, thanks for coming over. Can I get you anything to drink?(6:00pm) Muddymudder: hi, yep(6:01pm) Muddymudder: what you suggest?(6:01pm) Me: I have some water, milk, ice tea, cheap beer.(6:02pm) Me: Also, I knew you were coming, so I ba...

Me: He, PD, you are late! They are expecting food in just a few minutes. What did you remember to bring?(10:13pm) Me: And you aren't dressed right. You're not supposed to wear pants.(10:16pm) PaintedDeer: Hey! Sorry I'm late. The kitchen was runni...