Me: So, where were we? I think I was going to show you my back yard, MM.
Muddymudder: oh yep I was waiting a longg time to see it
Me: *Putting arm around your shoulder and guiding you to the back door.
Me: *As I lean down to turn the knob, my arm slides down. As I come back up, my hand reaches your armpit and starts tickling you.
Muddymudder: *hand going on his buttock
Muddymudder: *ive got smile in the corner of my lips
Muddymudder: So ....
Muddymudder: How does it look like icanyt wait anymore
Me: *Opening door. Medium sized wooden deck with large back yard.
Me: *Mud pit just a few feet beyond the deck.
Me: Picnic table laden with pies, covered in plastic to preserve them until we "eat" them.
Muddymudder: Mmmm it looks nice
Muddymudder: is it deep enough?
Muddymudder: As always you take care of everything
Me: And a neighbor, GH, seems to have joined us in the back. Hey, GH!
Muddymudder: Hey GH!
Me: Nice hair. How're you doing?
gungyhair: Hey guys
gungyhair: im great thanks. Just had my hair done
gungyhair: how you guys
Me: Doing well. Come here, let me see your new hairdo *hiding hands so he won't see the frosting that is still on them.
gungyhair: Cool ok
Muddymudder: Yep dude your haira got awesome look
gungyhair: Why thank you
gungyhair: ur both looking good
Me: And a great feel *running frosted fingers through GH's hair.
Muddymudder: You should definetly came earlier to BFP
Muddymudder: Cake 'tasted' great
gungyhair: Bfp?
gungyhair: i missed cake - damn!
Muddymudder: yeep
Muddymudder: It ws really creamy I must say
gungyhair: Hey watch u don't mess my lovely hair bashful! Lol
Me: We still have some, but most of it is on the floor, and on MM's chest.
gungyhair: I love creamy cake lol
Me: Ooops, sorry. Hey, come over to the picnic table. We have some creamy pies.
gungyhair: Cool
Muddymudder: yep that will be nice spended time
Me: Except, we both lost our shirts. We need to get yours off too. MM, do the honors?
Muddymudder: Thanks bro
gungyhair: Why does my shirt need to go?
Muddymudder: lets say it will be much comfy for you
Muddymudder: teres to hot today
Me: Maybe if you rip it, then GH's hair will stay nice.
Muddymudder: before that
Muddymudder: i must do something
gungyhair: Oh ok
Muddymudder: *taking some mud from the pit
gungyhair: What are you doing?
Muddymudder: Thats for you GH!
Me: Yeah, where are you going with that?
Muddymudder: smearing all mud on the football shirt
Muddymudder: I must say, the mud feels awesome
gungyhair: Well that's thick
Muddymudder: I apologize for that
Muddymudder: *rip not white yet shirt, and smearing e hairy chest with another amout of mud
Me: Careful, if you pull the shirt up, mud will get on his great hair.
gungyhair: Well I needn't have showered this morning lol
Muddymudder: thats why that creamy mud smells great!
Muddymudder: Guys, lets go to mud pit
gungyhair: Yeh so earthy
gungyhair: erm ok
Me: *Walking past the pies, I spent so much time making, hangdog expression on my face.
Muddymudder: *his hands goes at theirs backs, then they fall directly to the pit
Me: Hey!
gungyhair: Hey
gungyhair: that nearly splashed in my nice hair!
Me: *Arms flailing
Muddymudder: *taking good amout of smelly mud and smearing it through the hair
Muddymudder: I must say no it looks even better, dont you think that, BFP?
Me: *smirking at GH and MM.
Me: *Reaching for MM's jeans pocket.
Me: Umm, absolutely! What do you think, GH?
gungyhair: Oh my god! My hair!
Muddymudder: BFP i see a clean spot on GH hairs
gungyhair: its ruined! But feels so heavy and creamy
Me: Not for long - *reaching over and mixing mud more thoroughly in GH's hair.
Me: *While at sneakily getting hold of MM's jeans pocket.
Muddymudder: *started to smearing with mud the BFP back
gungyhair: Hmmmmm
gungyhair: feels quite good actually
Muddymudder: *second hand going on GH head, full of sticky mud
gungyhair: i think you twos hair is too clean
Me: *I jerk my hand, and MM falls forward, on top of GH.
Me: Excuse me? I think my hair is just the way it ought to be.
Muddymudder: I know, that mine doesnt looks good
gungyhair: Well I'll start with mm. sneering mud all over his head
gungyhair: now bp
gungyhair: massage it in as you do the same with mine
gungyhair: quite smelly isn't it!
Me: Hey, don't do , ummmm, that, ummm - mmmmm!
Muddymudder: That sooo nice
Muddymudder: *i close my eyes
Muddymudder: Mmmmm
Muddymudder: *taking mud and throw at BFP chest, do the same with BFP
Muddymudder: Sound great
Me: Wait, GH still has his shirt on. We need to fix that *ripping it off.
Muddymudder: You were right BFP, your mudpit is great and its qute deep
gungyhair: Good job that was an old shirt lol
Me: Thanks. *Trying to climb out by grabbing shoulders of each of you and pushing down.
gungyhair: This is my first muddy shampoo and mud bath - I like it!
Me: Yeah, GH, you seem to only wear old shirts when you visit me. Starting to get offended Tongue
Muddymudder: You guys deserve for more
gungyhair: I'll wear something nice next time
gungyhair: the shorts were new!!
gungyhair: Do you think mud suits my hair??
Me: Really? Are you wearing a belt? I can't see through the mud.
Muddymudder: Their never looks better GH
Muddymudder: *im laying at my back in full of mud
Muddymudder: *starting smearing all mud on my chest
Muddymudder: So nice feeling! Mmmm
Me: *Finally got out of the pit, and looking a GH &, trying to decide who to jump on.
Muddymudder: *taking mud fro above my head and smearing it on my face
Me: GH, from this perspective, the mud look is great on your hair.
gungyhair: Why thank you - I've only used food before when getting messy
gungyhair: u2 have massaged it in good. Feels very heavy
Muddymudder: *taking mud from my eyes to see them
gungyhair: Can't get used to the smell though
Muddymudder: I must say the same
Me: Will this help? *Grabbing handful of mud and smearing it on GH's facde.
Me: *face
gungyhair: Ewwwwww thanks
Muddymudder: But we used to dont you BFP?
Muddymudder: Thats for you GH
Muddymudder: throw mud directly on his face
gungyhair: Thank you
gungyhair: throws mud right back
Me: mmmmph!!!!
Me: Umm, yeah! *coughing up extra mud
Muddymudder: mmmm but i nedd to feel much more mud
gungyhair has joined the hangout
Me: We can accommodate.
Me: *Pushing MM on his chest, so he sinks into the mud.
Me: Shoving mud down the front of MM"s tight jeans.
Muddymudder: *htrowing air out so ud giving nice bubbly sound
Muddymudder: *mud
Muddymudder: mmmm
Me: You two have fun in my backyard. I've got to go. Join me again any time.
gungyhair: Hehe cool
Muddymudder: Thanks guys for messy muddy fun
Muddymudder: I also need to go
Muddymudder: Hope to see you next time in that messy mudpit