The Mud Boat (song: The Love Boat theme) (with apologies to Paul Williams and Charlie Fox) Mud Boat Mud--it's creamy and deep Come aboard, and the mud will seep Mud, just water and dirt Mix it up, it sticks onto you The Mud Boat, soon will be making...

(Story for an anonymous requestor) Victoria smiled nervously as she stood behind her podium awaiting her opponent to appear. Usually, she had no fears appearing in public, even when semi-naked, but tonight was different as not only was appearing as...

[aka the proof that I really can both bring in a story more or less below 2k words and also be the main slop stooge myself on occasion! :-P] It is only 8pm in the evening and you are already regretting your life choices. It had seemed like such a s...

The hotel bar was elegant but relaxed, with low lighting that created small pools of intimacy around each table. Rebecca sat at the corner of the bar, nursing a gin and tonic while half-heartedly scrolling through her phone. She was in town for a con...

Her wrists were bound with soft silk rope, arms stretched above her head and secured to the sturdy hook they'd installed in the ceiling months ago. Emma stood naked, her body on full display--slender waist, full breasts, smooth skin that caught the l...

The construction worker left with a huff, not that Joseph and Jasper minded. The two brothers found the worker "ruining" the formal aura in their tailor business. Like what is his deal? They had been at this for weeks since the beginning of their con...

Veta hummed to herself as she arranged the pies on the tables throughout the hotel suite. Her short blonde hair was tucked behind her ears, and her green eyes sparkled with satisfaction at her handiwork. Each pie was a masterpiece--fourteen inches wi...

Messy Irina gave me permission to use the character "Ira" I gave myself permission to use the character "Old Man" All other characters are fictional. The Pie Bridge Game Based on a question from and dedicated to Messy Irina My husband Sam and I st...

A Cure for Cleanliness Laura and I stood together in the hall of our student flat. She turned her head and looked up at me, brown eyes wide in her pretty face, framed by its bob of dark hair, and a catch in her voice betraying both nervousness and...

I knew it was a mistake to date Brad. An even bigger mistake to make it a serious relationship, and a monumental disaster to make house with him. Sure, he was dazzling, the all American smile, the Florida drawl, the tan, and oh, that physique. Brash...

Um', I said, my mind whirring for an answer. I must have elongated the um subconsciously into a long uuuuuuuuum without realising it. You could see the confusion at my reaction. "Your browsing history...UMD... appears to be a password protected...

Kelsey scrolled through her phone, the blue light illuminating her face in the darkness of her bedroom. Another dating site, another parade of boring men with their fishing photos and group shots where you couldn't even tell which one they were. Unt...

"Thank you!" she cried, a malice hidden behind her sparkling eyes and beaming grin. It was not the bus driver that had bothered her, a docile elderly man with a penchant for friendliness, but the stresses of the day coalescing into a contorted ball o...

The two purposes of this story are to entertain the reader and to illustrate my version of a WAM game I call "CluePie". The rules will be listed at the end of the story A Game of CluePie I rang the doorbell of a large mansion. Natwood the butlere...

Advisory: I do make fun of Donald Trump in this story. If you don't want to read that part, skip the first part of the "Scenes From a Cream Pie" section of the story. Whose Pie is it Anyway? (Key: HC = Harry Cruz; WB = Wade Brainy; DJ = Dave Jeffe...

*SPLAT* Matt Bomer took an entire pie to his cute face, gasping in shock (and pleasure) as the pie ran down his attire. He could not do anything against this action due to the fact he was tied to a chair, the rope tighten around his arms and legs wh...

It is a normal Wednesday as Ira arrives at the office in her smart black pencil skirt and her new white sleeveless top. Ira has put on a new white bra to match the top and under her pencil skirt a black thong to ensure as smooth a look over hips as p...

This is a work of fanfiction based on E L James's "Fifty Shares of Grey" series. I do not own the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series, or any of the related characters, which were created by E L James and owned by her and Universal Pictures. This story is...

The Conversation I was sitting at one of park benches in the town park. This bench was in a grove of trees and quite well hidden from the rest of the park. This bench was my favorite part of the park. The bench itself was in the shade so it didn...

Of all the unusual email exchanges in my Inbox, this was probably the most bizarre: 'Jim Would you like to come to the seaside with us next month? I want you to film us walking round the town with filled knickers and maybe more.' Jim's reply was e...

Hi fellow wetlookets, Now that the weather is getting cooler I'm swimming wearing dark olive straight leg corduroy jeans, (My thickly whaled corduroy dress trousers have faded too much & I can't get my hands on new ones.) Over the top of my unde...

We pulled into the parking lot of Bi-Lo and Kristi parked a little ways from the door. She wanted people to notice us as we crossed the parking lot. I was trembling in anticipation so badly my knees were knocking together. We were holding hands and...

STORY - PART ONE I was wondering if I'd got the right address as I drove up the long winding road through the wooded area with a mansion lit up in the distance. Rob and Matt had been going on for ages about a games night they go to with one of thei...

STORY - PART TWO We kissed again before he took my hand and walked me back to the games room. The sofas were clean - handy having that easy to wipe material! We all sat back down, and I felt a bit that he had missed as my arse became all clingy ag...

Curtis felt pretty confident as he entered the meeting room and took a seat at the table. Sitting opposite him was his boss Maxine and a young woman from HR that he didn't recognise. Maxine flashed him a brief smile before formerly starting the inter...