UMD Stories

A Sweet Connection (part 1 of 5)
Story by PieWriter
Posted 4/15/25     569 views
Kelsey scrolled through her phone, the blue light illuminating her face in the darkness of her bedroom. Another dating site, another parade of boring men with their fishing photos and group shots where you couldn't even tell which one they were.

Until she saw him.

Asq, 29
Confident in my own skin, adventurous, well-traveled, and never afraid to explore new experiences. Exhibitionist in private. Once posed nude for a video shoot and took a pie to the face while doing it. Looking for someone who matches my energy.

She sat up in bed, suddenly alert. Her thumb hovered over his profile for a moment before she tapped to see more photos. The first was a tasteful portrait--dark eyes, wicked smile, broad shoulders filling out a well-tailored shirt. The second was him on a mountain somewhere, arms spread wide. The third was him in swim trunks on a beach, and Kelsey felt her breath catch.

"Holy shit," she whispered, zooming in slightly. "Look at those abs."

She bit her lower lip, a thrill running through her that she hadn't felt in months, maybe years. Confidence, exhibitionism, and pie play? It was like someone had crafted her perfect match from her deepest fantasies.

Before she could overthink it, she swiped right and sent a message.

You had me at "nude pie to the face." Coffee this weekend?

The café was bustling with Saturday morning patrons when Kelsey arrived. She had debated what to wear for nearly an hour before settling on a thin white t-shirt (no bra, of course--she knew exactly what effect her large, pert nipples had through fabric) and her favorite black jeans that hugged her ass perfectly. She'd styled her short white spiky hair with extra attention, and wore just enough makeup to make her eyes pop.

She scanned the room, looking for anyone matching Asq's photos. Then she spotted him at a corner table, and her stomach did a little flip. He was even more handsome in person, she realized as she approached. When he looked up and saw her, his eyes widened slightly, and a slow smile spread across his face.

"Kelsey?" he asked, standing to greet her.

She nodded, extending her hand. "And you must be Asq."

He took her hand, and she felt a small electric current run up her arm at his touch.

"It's pronounced 'Ask,'" he said, his eyes never leaving hers. "But you can call me James if that's easier."

"I like Asq," she replied, sliding into the seat across from him. "It suits you. Makes me want to ask all sorts of questions."

He chuckled. "Fire away. I'm an open book."

"Dangerous thing to say to someone like me," she warned with a mischievous grin. "I might take advantage."

"I'm counting on it."

The barista came over, and they ordered their drinks. Kelsey was aware of Asq's gaze drifting momentarily to her chest as she reached for her wallet. She pretended not to notice, but a small smile played at her lips. Usually, she'd be irritated by a man's obvious staring, but with Asq, it felt like a game they were both playing.

"So," she said once they were alone again. "Nude pie to the face. You can't just put that in a profile and not explain."

He laughed, leaning back in his chair. "Straight to the good stuff, huh? No small talk first?"

"Life's too short," she shrugged. "And I'm curious what kind of man volunteers for that experience."

"The adventurous kind," he replied with a wink. "It was for an art video installation. A friend of mine is a filmmaker who explores themes of vulnerability and humor. She needed someone comfortable being naked and willing to take a pie to the face on camera."

"And you volunteered?" Kelsey asked, leaning forward slightly.

"I did. It was an experience."

"Good or bad?"

Something flickered in his eyes. "Surprisingly good. There's something liberating about being completely exposed and then covered in whipped cream and filling. It's humbling and freeing at the same time."

Kelsey felt her heart rate quicken. Was he serious? She'd never met someone who understood the appeal so perfectly.

"What about you?" he asked, his voice dropping slightly. "What made you swipe right on a man who admitted to that particular experience?"

She met his gaze steadily. "Maybe I have similar interests."

"Similar how?"

The barista returned with their drinks, breaking the tension momentarily. Kelsey wrapped her hands around her mug, buying herself a moment to consider how much to reveal.

"Let's just say I appreciate a man who's comfortable with his body," she said finally. "And who doesn't take himself too seriously."

"That's me," Asq replied. "Though I do take some things very seriously."

"Like what?"

"Like chemistry," he said. "When it's there, it's undeniable."

Their eyes locked across the table, and Kelsey felt a heat rising in her cheeks that had nothing to do with the coffee. This man was dangerous--matching her wit for wit, flirtation for flirtation. She usually had men wrapped around her finger within minutes, but Asq was different. He wasn't intimidated or overwhelmed by her; he was meeting her exactly where she was.

"I've always believed in following chemistry," she said. "Wherever it leads."

"And where do you think this chemistry is leading?" he asked, his voice a low rumble that sent shivers down her spine.

Kelsey leaned forward, allowing her shirt to pull tight across her chest. "That depends on how adventurous you really are."

His eyes dropped briefly to her breasts before returning to her face. "I think you'll find I'm full of surprises."

"Prove it," she challenged. "Tell me something that would shock me."

He considered for a moment, then leaned in so close that she could smell his cologne--something woodsy with hints of citrus.

"I have a fully stocked dessert pantry at home," he whispered. "Including whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and all the ingredients to make perfect pies from scratch."

Kelsey's breath caught. "And what do you use all that for?"

"Baking, mostly," he said with a perfectly straight face before breaking into a grin. "But I'm open to suggestions."

She laughed, shaking her head. "You're trouble, Asq."

"So are you, Kelsey."

They finished their coffee, talking about safer topics--their jobs, favorite movies, places they'd traveled. But underneath every word was an electric current, a shared understanding that they were circling something bigger.

When they'd drained their cups, Asq glanced at his watch. "I have a confession to make," he said.

"What's that?"

"I've enjoyed talking with you so much that I completely missed my next appointment."

"Oh!" Kelsey felt a stab of disappointment. "Do you need to go?"

"No," he said with a slow smile. "I'd much rather continue this conversation somewhere more private. If you're interested."

Kelsey felt her pulse quicken. "What did you have in mind?"

"My place is nearby," he suggested. "I could show you that dessert pantry I mentioned. Maybe even demonstrate some of my baking skills."

She knew exactly what he was offering, and it wasn't just baked goods. This was moving fast--much faster than she usually allowed--but something about Asq made her want to throw caution to the wind.

"I'd like that," she said. "Lead the way."

Asq's apartment was exactly what she'd expected--sleek, modern, with just enough personal touches to show personality without clutter. Large windows let in the afternoon sun, and a spotless kitchen gleamed with high-end appliances.

"Nice place," she said, walking over to the windows to look out at the city view.

"Thanks," he replied, coming to stand beside her. "Can I get you something to drink? Water, wine, something stronger?"

"Water is fine for now," she said. "I want to keep my wits about me."

He smiled and moved to the kitchen. Kelsey watched him, admiring the way his shoulders moved beneath his shirt. When he returned with two glasses of water, she took hers with a nod of thanks.

"So," she said after taking a sip. "About that dessert pantry you mentioned"

Asq's eyes lit up. "Curious, are you?"

"Very."

He set his glass down on a side table and gestured for her to follow him. In the kitchen, he opened a tall pantry door to reveal shelves stacked with baking supplies. Flour, sugar, vanilla extract, chocolate chips, graham crackers, and cans upon cans of whipped cream.

"Impressive," Kelsey said, reaching past him to pick up a can of whipped cream. Her arm brushed against his chest as she did, and she felt him tense slightly at the contact. "You weren't kidding."

"I never kid about dessert," he replied, his voice lower than before.

She turned to face him, still holding the can. They were standing very close now, close enough that she could feel the heat radiating from his body.

"So," she said, tapping the can against her palm. "That video you mentioned. The nude pie one. Was it just the once, or is that something youenjoy?"

Asq's eyes darkened. "What do you think?"

"I think," Kelsey said, stepping even closer, "that you and I might have more in common than you realize."

His hand came up to brush a strand of hair away from her face. "Is that right?"

"Mmhmm," she murmured. "I've always found something incredibly sexy about seeing a confident man completely exposed and thenhumbled."

"Humbled how?" he asked, though his eyes told her he knew exactly what she meant.

She raised the whipped cream can. "Like this."

Before he could respond, she sprayed a small dollop onto her finger and then, with deliberate slowness, wiped it across his lower lip.

For a moment, neither of them moved. Then Asq's tongue darted out to lick the cream from his lip, his eyes never leaving hers.

"Your turn," he said, gently taking the can from her hands.

Kelsey's heart pounded as he sprayed a small amount onto his own finger and then traced her lips with it, the cold cream a stark contrast to the heat building between them.

She caught his wrist before he could pull away and slowly, deliberately, took his finger into her mouth, sucking the remaining cream from it while holding his gaze.

A low sound escaped from the back of his throat.

"Kelsey," he said, his voice rough. "What are we doing here?"

"I think," she replied, releasing his finger, "we're exploring chemistry."

His hands moved to her waist. "And what else would you like to explore?"

She reached for the hem of his shirt, her fingers brushing against the skin of his stomach. "How about we start with seeing if you're as comfortable in your skin as you claim to be?"

A slow smile spread across his face. "Only if you are too."

"Oh," she said, pulling his shirt up and over his head, revealing the sculpted chest and abs she'd admired in his photos. "I have absolutely no problem with nudity. I've been told it's one of my better qualities."

Asq's hands found the edge of her t-shirt. "May I?"

She nodded, lifting her arms to help him. When the shirt came off, she heard his sharp intake of breath as he saw her bare breasts.

"You're stunning," he said, his eyes darkening with desire.

"And you haven't even seen the rest of me yet," she teased.

His hands moved to the button of her jeans. "I'd like to remedy that."

They undressed each other slowly, each new revelation of skin met with appreciative touches and sounds. When they were both completely naked, Kelsey stepped back slightly to admire him fully.

"Well," she said, her eyes roaming over his body. "You definitely didn't exaggerate about being comfortable naked."

His obvious arousal made her smile, but what she found even more appealing was the confidence with which he stood before her, completely at ease in his nudity.

"Neither did you," he replied, his eyes taking in every inch of her. "You're even more beautiful than I imagined."

She moved toward him again, pressing her body against his. The feeling of skin against skin sent electricity coursing through her.

"So," she said between kisses along his jaw. "About those pies"

He laughed, the sound rumbling through his chest. "Straight to the point, aren't you?"

"Life's too short for subtlety," she replied. "And I've been fantasizing about seeing you covered in whipped cream since I read your profile."

"Is that right?" he murmured, his hands sliding down to cup her ass. "And what exactly did you fantasize about?"

She pulled back slightly to look him in the eyes. "Making you one of those big, dramatic pies--the kind with mountains of whipped cream--and watching your face when I smash it right into that handsome face of yours."

Instead of being shocked or put off, Asq's eyes lit up with mischief. "That could be arranged," he said. "Though I should warn you--I believe in reciprocity."

A thrill ran through Kelsey at his words. "Oh, I'm counting on it."

He kissed her then, deep and hungry, lifting her up so that her legs wrapped around his waist. She could feel him hard against her as he carried her through the apartment to his bedroom.

They fell onto the bed together, a tangle of limbs and kisses and wandering hands. It was only later, when they lay breathless and satisfied beside each other, that Kelsey brought it up again.

"So," she said, tracing patterns on his chest with her fingertip. "About those pies"

Asq turned to look at her, a slow smile spreading across his face. "You're really serious about this, aren't you?"

"Dead serious," she replied. "It's been a fantasy of mine for years, but I've never found someone who understood the appeal."

He propped himself up on one elbow, looking down at her with an expression that made her heart race all over again.

"Then you're in luck," he said, leaning down to kiss her lightly. "Because I understand perfectly. And I happen to have all the ingredients for banana cream pie in my kitchen."

Kelsey grinned up at him, already imagining how it would feel to smash a towering pie into his face, to watch the cream drip down his naked body, to lick it off

"What are we waiting for?" she asked.

Asq laughed, swinging his legs over the side of the bed and standing up in all his naked glory. He extended a hand to her.

"Nothing at all," he said. "Let's go make some pies."

And as Kelsey took his hand, letting him pull her up and into another kiss, she knew she'd found someone truly special--someone who matched her wit for wit, desire for desire, kink for kink.

She couldn't wait to see where this sweet connection would lead.

"You know," Asq said as they entered his spacious kitchen, still gloriously naked, "there's an art to making the perfect pie for this particular purpose."

Kelsey hopped up onto a barstool at the kitchen island, not bothering to cover herself. "Enlighten me, pie master."

He grinned, moving around the kitchen with comfortable familiarity, gathering ingredients. "First, you need a decent crust--not too thick that it hurts when it hits, but sturdy enough to hold the filling."

"You've clearly given this some thought," she teased, watching the play of muscles in his back as he reached for items in the upper cabinets.

"Research and development," he replied with a wink. "For the filling, you want something substantial but smooth. And the whipped cream--" he pulled four cans from the refrigerator, "--should be abundant."

"Four cans?" Kelsey raised an eyebrow. "Are we making one pie or feeding an army?"

"One pie," he said, his eyes glinting with mischief. "But not just any pie--the ultimate pie. The pie to end all pies."

Kelsey felt a thrill run through her. "Show me."

Asq laid out the ingredients--graham crackers, butter, condensed milk, bananas, vanilla pudding mix, and the whipped cream cans. He handed Kelsey a rolling pin.

"You crush the graham crackers," he instructed. "I'll melt the butter."

They worked side by side, their naked bodies occasionally brushing against each other as they moved around the kitchen. Kelsey found herself constantly distracted by the sight of Asq's bare form, especially when he bent over to retrieve a mixing bowl from a lower cabinet.

"Eyes up here," he teased, catching her staring.

"Can't blame a girl for appreciating the view," she replied without shame.

When the crust was ready, Asq pressed it into a wide, shallow tin.

"That's huge," Kelsey commented. "Are you sure that's a pie tin and not a serving platter?"

"Go big or go home," he replied with a wink. "Now for the filling."

They worked together to create a banana pudding mixture, Asq guiding her hands as they stirred. The innocent activity took on a decidedly sensual quality as they moved together, skin against skin.

"Taste," he said, offering her a spoonful of the filling.

Kelsey locked eyes with him as she wrapped her lips around the spoon, making a show of savoring the sweet mixture. "Delicious," she murmured. "But I think it needs more."

"More what?"

"More everything," she said, a challenge in her eyes. "You promised me the ultimate pie. I want it bigger. More decadent."

A slow smile spread across Asq's face. "Is that right?"

"Absolutely. In fact--" she reached for more bananas, "--let's make two. One for you, one for me. And I bet mine will be bigger."

"Challenge accepted," he said, pulling out another pie tin.

What started as pie-making quickly evolved into a competitive game. Asq added an extra layer of vanilla pudding to his creation; Kelsey countered with a drizzle of caramel sauce on hers. He folded in extra whipped cream to his filling; she added a splash of bourbon to hers "for flavor."

By the time they reached the final topping stage, they had four massive pies lined up on the counter--two with banana cream filling, one chocolate mousse, and one coconut cream that Asq had improvised when Kelsey dared him to "get creative."

"These aren't pies anymore," Kelsey observed, surveying their work. "They're weapons of mass deliciousness."

Asq picked up the first can of whipped cream, shaking it vigorously. "Time for the coup de gre. Ladies first?"

"Oh no," Kelsey said, taking the can from him. "I get to decorate yours."

She began piping whipped cream onto his banana cream pie, creating towering peaks that seemed to defy gravity. When the first can emptied, she immediately reached for a second.

"Is all that really necessary?" Asq asked, though his growing arousal suggested he was far from objecting.

"Absolutely," Kelsey insisted, adding even more to the already teetering creation. "I want to make sure you're properly covered." She glanced meaningfully at his naked form. "Every inch of you."

When she finally finished, the pie looked ridiculous--a mountain range of whipped cream atop a lake of banana filling.

"Your turn," she said, handing him the remaining cans.

Asq took them with a determined expression. "Challenge accepted."

He proceeded to create an even more outrageous topping on her pie, the whipped cream piled so high it threatened to topple over at any moment.

"I think that's physically impossible," Kelsey commented as he added yet another swirl.

"Physics doesn't apply to pie fights," he replied solemnly, adding one final flourish.

When all four pies were decorated, they stood back to admire their handiwork.

"They're beautiful," Kelsey said with mock sincerity. "Almost too beautiful to smash into your handsome face."

"Almost," Asq agreed with a grin.

They locked eyes across the kitchen island, the air between them crackling with anticipation.

"So," Kelsey said, slowly reaching for the first pie. "How do we do this?"

"However you want," Asq replied, his voice dropping to that low rumble that sent shivers down her spine.

She lifted the enormous pie, careful to keep it balanced. "You know," she said, moving around the island toward him, "I've been thinking about this moment since I first saw your profile."

Asq stood his ground, watching her approach with dark eyes. "Have you?"

"Mmhmm," she murmured, stepping closer. "The thought of you, all naked and gorgeous, taking a pie right to that perfect face--it's been driving me crazy."

His breath quickened as she drew nearer. "Is that right?"

"Oh yes," she continued, the pie poised in her hands. "There's something so incredibly hot about it--the contrast of seeing someone so confident, so in control, suddenly covered in cream. Helpless. Humbled." She was close enough now that he could probably feel the whipped cream brush against his chest as she held the pie between them.

"Is that what you want?" he asked, his voice rough with desire. "To humble me?"

Kelsey felt her own arousal climbing as she nodded. "I want to see you surrender to it. To me." She lifted the pie higher. "I want to watch your face when it hits you, see that moment of shock before you realize how much you love it."

Asq's eyes never left hers. "Then what are you waiting for?"

"Say it," she whispered. "Tell me you want it."

A slow smile spread across his face. "I want it, Kelsey. I want you to pie me. Hard."

Without hesitation, she slammed the pie into his face, pressing it firmly against him before pulling back the tin. The effect was spectacular--his entire face and much of his hair instantly covered in a thick layer of cream and banana filling, bits of crust clinging to his forehead and cheeks.

For a moment, he stood completely still, then slowly wiped enough cream away from his eyes to open them. A wide grin broke through the mess on his face.

"Holy shit," he laughed, cream flying from his lips as he spoke. "That was even better than I remembered."

Kelsey couldn't help but laugh with him, even as her body thrummed with arousal at the sight of him. "You look ridiculous," she informed him, trailing a finger through the cream on his chest and bringing it to her mouth to taste.

"I think the word you're looking for is 'delicious,'" he corrected, reaching for her.

She danced away. "Ah, ah, ah," she teased. "We're not done yet. That was just round one."

Asq's eyes gleamed through the mask of cream. "By all means, let's continue."

Kelsey reached for the second pie--the chocolate mousse creation. "You know," she said, circling him slowly, "I don't think I got enough coverage with that first one."

"No?" he played along, turning to follow her movement.

"Definitely not." She hefted the pie in her hands. "I think we need to be more thorough."

"Whatever you say."

She stopped in front of him again, close enough to feel the heat radiating from his body. "Do you have any idea how sexy you look right now?" she asked, her voice dropping to a husky whisper.

"Covered in banana cream?"

"Completely exposed. Vulnerable." She leaned in closer, the pie between them. "At my mercy."

His breath hitched. "Show me no mercy, then."

With a wicked grin, Kelsey smashed the second pie into his face, this time smearing it downward over his neck and chest. The chocolate mousse created dark streaks through the white cream already covering him, and when she finally pulled away, he was a complete mess from his head to his waist.

He sputtered, laughing as he wiped his eyes again. "Christ, these pies are enormous."

"Go big or go home, right?" she echoed his earlier words.

Asq shook his head, sending droplets of filling flying. "Now," he said, reaching for one of the remaining pies, "I believe it's your turn."

Kelsey took an instinctive step back. "Wait--"

"What's the matter?" he asked, advancing on her with the coconut cream pie. "You can dish it out, but you can't take it?"

"I didn't say that," she replied, her heart racing with anticipation.

"Good," he said, his voice low and dangerous. "Because you look way too clean right now."

He stalked toward her, and this time she didn't retreat. "You've been driving me crazy all day," he told her, echoing her earlier words. "First at the café with that shirt, showing off those perfect nipples for everyone to see."

Kelsey felt her cheeks flush with heat.

"Then here," he continued, "strutting around my kitchen completely naked, bending over so I could see exactly what I was missing."

"I don't know what you mean," she said innocently.

"Like hell you don't." The pie was between them now, a towering creation of coconut cream and whipped topping. "You're a tease, Kelsey. And teases get what's coming to them."

She licked her lips. "And what's coming to me?"

"This," he said simply, and planted the pie squarely in her face.

The sensation was unlike anything she'd experienced before--cold, wet, smothering cream enveloping her entire face and spilling down over her shoulders. She gasped, inhaling a bit of whipped cream in the process, and felt it slide down her neck and over her breasts.

When Asq pulled the tin away, she was momentarily blinded, the weight of the cream making it impossible to open her eyes.

"Oh my god," she managed, her voice muffled by the cream.

She heard Asq's deep chuckle and felt his finger wiping cream away from her eyes. "You okay in there?"

Blinking, she finally managed to see him--or rather, the cream-covered version of him--grinning at her.

"That," she said, "was incredible."

"Want to experience it again?" he asked, already reaching for the final pie.

"God, yes," she admitted without hesitation.

This time, as he approached with the last banana cream pie, he took his time.

"You know," he said conversationally, "I've never met anyone like you before."

"Covered in coconut cream?" she quipped, trying to maintain her composure even as her body hummed with anticipation.

"Someone who understands this," he clarified. "The fun, the vulnerability, the eroticism of it all." He was close now, the pie held between them just as she had done earlier. "Do you have any idea how rare you are?"

Before she could respond, he continued, "I'm going to enjoy every second of this. Watching your face when it hits you. Seeing you surrender to it." His voice dropped to a whisper. "Seeing you covered from head to toe in cream and knowing that I did that to you."

Kelsey swallowed hard. "What are you waiting for, then?"

With deliberate slowness, he pressed the pie against her face, not smashing it this time but gradually increasing the pressure until the filling and cream enveloped her completely. When he finally removed the tin, she was thoroughly, gloriously covered.

For a moment, they stood facing each other, both of them dripping with cream and filling, their bodies decorated with streaks and globs of dessert.

"Now what?" Kelsey asked, her voice barely more than a whisper.

Asq took a step toward her, closing the distance between them. "Now," he said, "we make an even bigger mess."

He pulled her against him, their cream-covered bodies sliding together as his mouth found hers in a deep, hungry kiss. They tasted of banana and chocolate and coconut, sweet and sticky and decadent.

They sank to the kitchen floor, a tangle of limbs and cream. Kelsey found herself on her back, Asq leaning over her, both of them slippery and sweet.

"I want you," she gasped as his mouth traced a path from her neck to her breast, licking cream from her skin as he went.

"You have me," he promised, positioning himself between her legs.

What followed was unlike any sexual experience Kelsey had ever had--slippery, messy, punctuated with laughter as they slid against each other, but also intensely erotic. The contrast of the cold cream against their heated skin, the sweet taste of filling mixed with the salt of sweat, the visual of their bodies moving together covered in dessert--it was overwhelming in the best possible way.

When they finally collapsed beside each other, both of them breathing heavily and grinning like fools, Kelsey turned her head to look at him.

"That," she declared, "was worth waiting for."

Asq laughed, pulling her close despite their sticky condition. "And to think, that was just our first date."

They lay together on the kitchen floor, letting their heart rates return to normal, occasionally stealing sweet, cream-flavored kisses.

Finally, Asq propped himself up on one elbow. "So," he said, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "Want to see what else I have in store?"

Kelsey raised an eyebrow. "There's more?"

"Oh, Kelsey," he said, standing and pulling her to her feet. "We're just getting started."

He led her through the apartment, both of them leaving cream-covered footprints on the hardwood floors, until they reached a closed door at the end of the hallway.

"Close your eyes," he instructed.

She complied, feeling a mixture of curiosity and anticipation as she heard him open the door.

"Okay," he said after a moment. "Look."

Kelsey opened her eyes and gasped. The room before her appeared to be some sort of home studio, with photography equipment pushed to one side. But what dominated the space was a large, rectangular vat in the center--easily six feet long and four feet wide.

"What is that?" she asked, though she had a suspicion.

"That," Asq said proudly, "is my little project. Remember the film shoot I mentioned? The director loved the concept so much she commissioned me to help with a follow-up. This--" he gestured to the vat, "--is part of it."

Kelsey approached the vat cautiously, peering inside. It was filled almost to the brim with what looked like thick, gooey marshmallow cream.

"Is that?"

"Homemade marshmallow fluff," Asq confirmed. "Non-toxic, edible, and very, very sticky."

A thrill ran through Kelsey as she dipped a finger into the substance. It clung to her skin, stretching in long, gooey strands when she pulled away.

"That's a lot of marshmallow," she commented, her voice slightly breathless.

"Go big or go home," Asq replied with a grin. "Want to try it out?"

Kelsey looked from the vat to him and back again. They were already covered in pie; this would take things to an entirely different level.

"I don't know," she hedged, though her body was already humming with renewed desire. "That looks really sticky."

"It is," he confirmed. "Once you're in, you're committed. No going back."

"Have you?" She gestured to the vat.

"Not yet," he admitted. "Been waiting for the right moment. The right person."

Their eyes locked, and Kelsey felt something shift between them--a deeper connection forming amidst the playfulness and desire.

Asq stepped closer, placing his hands on her cream-covered shoulders. "No pressure," he said softly. "We can save it for another time."

But Kelsey was already shaking her head. "No," she said, her voice stronger than she expected. "I want to try it. I want you to" she hesitated, then plunged ahead. "I want you to put me in there."

His eyes darkened. "Are you sure?"

"Positive," she nodded, then bit her lip. "Actually, I'm more than sure. I'm practically begging you." She pressed her body against his, feeling him respond immediately to her touch. "Please, Asq. I want to feel what it's like to be completely covered, completely at your mercy."

A low sound escaped from his throat as he pulled her into a fierce kiss. When they broke apart, both breathing heavily, he nodded.

"Climb up," he instructed, helping her to the edge of the vat.

Kelsey gazed into the vat, her heart racing at the sight of the thick, gooey marshmallow cream waiting to envelop her. The viscous white substance reminded her of quicksand--inviting and dangerous at the same time.

She turned to Asq, her eyes bright with excitement. "Don't ease me in," she said suddenly.

"What?" he asked, brow furrowed.

"I want you to pick me up and throw me in," she clarified, her voice dropping to that husky whisper that sent shivers down his spine. "I want to feel what it's like to be completely overpowered, completely at your mercy."

Asq's eyes darkened with desire. "Are you sure?"

"Absolutely," she nodded, then bit her lip. "Actually, I'm more than sure. I'm begging you." She pressed her body against his, feeling him respond immediately to her touch. "Please, Asq. Pick me up and toss me in. Face first."

He studied her for a moment, then nodded. "Your wish is my command."

In one fluid motion, he scooped her into his arms, cradling her pie-covered body against his chest. Kelsey wrapped her arms around his neck, her eyes locked with his as he carried her to the edge of the vat.

"Ready?" he asked, his voice rough with anticipation.

She nodded, a thrill of fear and excitement coursing through her. "Do it."

Asq counted softly, "One two three"

Then he launched her forward, releasing her body into the air above the marshmallow cream. Kelsey felt a moment of weightlessness, of complete freedom, before gravity took hold. She instinctively closed her eyes just before impact.

The sensation was unlike anything she'd ever experienced--a cool, thick wall of resistance that gave way as her body plunged into it. Her face hit first, exactly as she'd wanted, the marshmallow instantly engulfing her head, then shoulders, torso, and finally her legs. The sound was muffled immediately, replaced by a strange, pressurized silence as she sank deeper into the sticky mass.

For a moment, Kelsey felt a flash of panic as the marshmallow closed over her completely. She couldn't see, could barely move her limbs in the thick substance, and the air in her lungs suddenly felt precious. But the panic quickly transformed into something else--a profound sense of surrender and liberation.

She was completely covered, completely contained. The marshmallow pressed against every inch of her naked body, filling every curve and crevice. It was in her hair, her ears, between her fingers and toes. The remaining pie cream on her skin mixed with the marshmallow, creating an even stickier amalgamation.

With effort, Kelsey pushed herself upward, breaking the surface with her face. She gasped for air, blinking marshmallow from her eyes, and found Asq watching her with an expression of awe and desire.

"Holy shit," she laughed, the sound thick and gurgly through the marshmallow coating her lips. "That was incredible!"

"You're incredible," he replied, his eyes roaming over what he could see of her--her face and shoulders, the rest of her body still submerged in the white gooey mass. "How does it feel?"

Kelsey tried to move her arms, finding them sluggish and constrained by the thick substance. "Like I'm trapped in the world's stickiest quicksand," she said, grinning. "It's everywhere--in places I didn't even know I had."

She attempted to stand, but the marshmallow held her too firmly. Instead, she managed to roll onto her back, floating on the surface with her body still mostly submerged. The sensation of being held, suspended in the thick goo, was intensely erotic.

"Look at you," Asq murmured, his voice low and appreciative as he circled the vat. "You're like some kind of marshmallow goddess."

Kelsey felt a surge of power despite her restricted state. She was completely exposed, completely vulnerable, yet the way Asq looked at her made her feel like the most desirable woman in the world. She arched her back slightly, knowing how it would push her breasts above the marshmallow surface.

"Like what you see?" she teased, enjoying the hunger in his eyes.

"You know I do," he replied, reaching out to trace a finger through the marshmallow coating her collarbone. "I could look at you like this all day."

She smiled, enjoying this strange new form of exhibitionism. There was something intensely liberating about being completely naked, completely covered in sticky goo, and completely adored for it. No judgment, no shame--just pure appreciation and desire.

With deliberate slowness, she moved her arms through the resistance of the marshmallow, gathering handfuls of the sticky substance and smearing it across her breasts and neck. The motion was sensual, performative, and judging by Asq's expression, highly effective.

"Now who's the tease?" he asked roughly.

She laughed, a sound of pure joy. "Still learning from the master."

Experimentally, she tried to sit up, finding it took far more effort than expected. The marshmallow clung to her, creating resistance with every movement. When she finally managed to get upright, the substance oozed down her body in thick, slow rivulets, like some bizarre second skin.

"I don't think I've ever felt so" she searched for the right word, "contained. It's like being hugged by the stickiest blanket in the world."

Asq chuckled, running his hand along the edge of the vat. "Is it everything you hoped for?"

"More," she admitted, meeting his eyes. "I never knew something could feel this restricting and this freeing at the same time." She gestured to herself, marshmallow stretching between her fingers as she moved. "I mean, look at me--I'm ridiculous. Completely covered in goo, can barely move, totally exposed and I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin."

The truth of her words struck her as she said them. There was something about being with Asq, about the way he embraced her desires without hesitation, that made her feel truly seen for perhaps the first time in her life.

"Come here," she said softly, reaching a marshmallow-covered hand toward him.

He approached the edge of the vat, leaning down to meet her gaze.

"Closer," she urged.

As he leaned in further, she suddenly grabbed his arm and pulled with all her might, using the element of surprise to her advantage. With a yelp of shock, Asq toppled forward, falling face-first into the marshmallow beside her.

His muffled exclamation made her laugh as he struggled to right himself, finally emerging with his face completely coated in thick white goo.

"You little minx," he sputtered, though his eyes sparkled with amusement.

"Couldn't let you miss out on all the fun," she replied innocently.

He moved toward her through the marshmallow, his progress slow but determined. When he reached her, he pulled her against him, their sticky bodies adhering to each other in a way that was both comical and deeply intimate.

"Now we're both stuck," he observed, his lips finding hers in a marshmallow-sweet kiss.

"Together," she agreed when they finally parted.

And as they clung to each other in the vat of marshmallow, both of them sticky and ridiculous and absolutely perfect for each other, Kelsey knew that whatever this was between them--this sweet, gooey connection--was something truly special.

But the romantic moment gave way to a practical concern: actually getting out of the vat.

"So," Kelsey said, marshmallow stretching between her lips as she spoke, "what's the exit strategy here?"

Asq glanced around as if the answer might materialize in the sticky white fluff surrounding them. "Honestly? I didn't think that far ahead."

She snorted, sending a small glob of marshmallow flying from her nose. "Typical man. All action, no planning."

"I didn't hear you complaining about my action a minute ago," he countered with a grin.

Kelsey attempted to stand, pushing against the thick substance with both hands. She managed to rise a few inches before her feet slipped on the slick bottom of the vat, sending her pitching forward directly into Asq.

"Whoa!" he exclaimed as they both went down in a tangle of sticky limbs.

They emerged from the marshmallow like twin sea monsters, covered in white goo and laughing uncontrollably.

"Maybe we should try one at a time," Asq suggested, wiping marshmallow from his eyes.

"Ladies first?" Kelsey offered sweetly.

"Age before beauty," he countered.

She splashed marshmallow at him. "Fine, I'll go first. Just give me a boost."

Asq positioned himself near the edge of the vat, interlacing his fingers to create a step for her foot. Kelsey placed her hands on his shoulders for balance, then raised her leg to place her foot in his hands.

The moment she shifted her weight, disaster struck. Her other foot slid across the bottom of the vat, her leg shooting out from under her. She dropped downward with a yelp, inadvertently catching Asq's face between her thighs as she fell.

There was a moment of stunned silence, broken only by the subtle sound of marshmallow oozing around them. Asq's mouth was pressed directly against her most intimate area, his eyes wide with surprise above the curve of her stomach.

"Well," Kelsey finally managed, her voice strangled with suppressed laughter, "this is one way to get to know each other better."

She felt rather than heard Asq's chuckle, the vibration against her clit sending an unexpected jolt of pleasure through her.

"Mmphrrms," came his muffled reply.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" she teased, making no move to change their position. "I can't quite hear you."

With visible effort, Asq lifted his head, marshmallow stretching between his mouth and her body. "I said, 'Not how I planned our first date to end, but I'm not complaining.'"

"Me neither," she admitted, her voice dropping to a husky whisper.

Their eyes locked, and for a moment, they forgot about escaping the vat entirely. Then Asq cleared his throat.

"As much as I'm enjoying this view," he said, "maybe we should try again?"

With considerably more caution, they repositioned themselves. This time, Asq braced himself firmly against the side of the vat.

"Okay, on three," he instructed. "One, two--"

Before he reached three, Kelsey surged upward with more force than either of them anticipated. She managed to get her upper body over the edge of the vat, but her momentum carried her forward too far. With a squeal, she tumbled over the side, landing on the floor with a wet splat.

"Kelsey!" Asq called, concern in his voice. "Are you okay?"

She rolled onto her back, marshmallow smeared across the floor beneath her, and burst into laughter. "I'm fine! Just very sticky."

"Hold on, I'm coming out too," he said, positioning himself to follow her over the edge.

"Be careful, it's slip--"

Her warning came too late. Asq's hands slipped on the marshmallow-coated rim as he tried to hoist himself up. He fell backward with a surprised shout, splashing down into the sticky substance.

When he emerged, sputtering and wiping marshmallow from his face, Kelsey was laughing so hard tears streamed down her marshmallow-covered cheeks.

"You look," she gasped between peals of laughter, "like the world's sexiest abominable snowman!"

Asq shot her a mock glare. "Just wait until I get out of here. You'll pay for that comment."

"Promises, promises," she teased, still giggling as she watched him make another attempt.

This time, he managed to get his upper body over the edge of the vat. Kelsey, still lying on the floor, had a perfect view as he struggled to pull himself free of the sticky mass.

"Need a hand?" she offered, pushing herself up into a sitting position.

"I've got it," he assured her, pulling one leg over the side.

In his haste, he misjudged the distance to the floor. His foot slipped in the marshmallow Kelsey had already tracked across the surface, and he pitched forward with a startled cry.

Kelsey had just enough time to register what was happening before Asq landed directly on top of her, knocking her back to the floor. The impact sent them sliding across the marshmallow-slick surface until they hit the far wall with a soft thud.

When the world stopped spinning, she found herself on top of him, her body having somehow rotated during their slide. Her face was directly above his groin, while his face was positioned between her legs.

"Well," Asq commented dryly, his voice slightly muffled, "this is convenient."

A laugh bubbled up from deep within Kelsey's chest, but it caught in her throat as she felt his tongue trace a deliberate path through the marshmallow covering her inner thigh.

"Two can play that game," she murmured, lowering her head to run her tongue along the length of his marshmallow-coated erection.

The taste of sugar and the musky scent of his arousal created an intoxicating combination. She felt him grow harder against her tongue, heard his sharp intake of breath as she took him into her mouth.

For several heated moments, they forgot about the mess, about the absurdity of their situation, lost in the pleasure they were giving and receiving.

Finally, Asq pulled back slightly. "As much as I'm enjoying this," he said, his voice rough with desire, "I think we need to clean up before we get too distracted."

Kelsey reluctantly lifted her head. "You're probably right," she agreed. "Though I'm not sure 'clean' is in our immediate future."

With considerable effort and a few more slips and bumps, they managed to stand. From head to toe, they were covered in the sticky white substance, long strings of it stretching as they moved.

"We look ridiculous," Kelsey observed, glancing down at her marshmallow-coated body.

"Ridiculously hot," Asq corrected, his eyes roaming over her with undisguised appreciation.

She reached out to touch his chest, her fingers leaving tracks in the marshmallow coating. "So, shower time?"

"Not quite yet," he said, a mischievous glint in his eye. "There's something else I want to show you first."

Taking her hand, he led her carefully across the room to another door. Every step was an adventure, their feet sticking to the floor and then releasing with soft, squelching sounds.

"Where are we going?" Kelsey asked as they moved through what appeared to be a small storage area.

"You'll see," Asq replied, stopping in front of yet another door. "Close your eyes."

Intrigued, she complied. She heard the door open, felt him guide her forward a few steps, then stop.

"Okay," he said, excitement evident in his voice. "Look."

Kelsey opened her eyes and gasped. Before them was another vat, slightly smaller than the marshmallow one but still impressively large. This one was filled with a rich, golden-brown substance that gleamed under the room's lights.

"Is that?" she began, her eyes wide.

"Caramel," Asq confirmed proudly. "Made with a special formula so it stays soft and doesn't completely harden. It's for the next phase of the art project."

Kelsey approached the vat, trailing marshmallow behind her. She peered into the caramel, watching how it moved with slow, syrupy waves.

"That looks" she searched for the right word, "incredibly sticky."

"Even stickier than the marshmallow," Asq agreed, coming to stand beside her. "Once you're in there, you're really committed."

A wicked idea formed in Kelsey's mind. She turned to him with her most innocent expression.

"I'd love to see what it feels like," she said, batting her eyelashes. "Could you check if it's the right temperature?"

Ever obliging, Asq leaned forward to dip his finger into the caramel. As he bent over the vat, Kelsey saw her opportunity. With a quick push against his marshmallow-slick back, she sent him tumbling forward.

There was a spectacular splash as Asq fell face-first into the caramel. For a moment, the surface was still. Then, with a sputtering gasp, he emerged, his head and shoulders now coated in thick golden caramel that dripped down to blend with the marshmallow already covering him.

The look of utter shock on his face was so comical that Kelsey doubled over with laughter. "You should see your face!" she crowed, clutching her stomach.

Asq blinked caramel from his eyes, his expression morphing from surprise to devious determination. "Oh, you think that's funny, do you?"

"Hilarious!" she confirmed, still laughing too hard to notice him moving toward the edge of the vat.

Her laughter abruptly cut off as his hand shot out, grasping her ankle. "Asq, no--"

With a sharp tug, he pulled her toward him. Her feet, already slippery with marshmallow, offered no traction on the smooth floor. With a shriek that dissolved into more laughter, Kelsey tumbled forward, landing with a sticky splash beside him in the caramel.

The sensation was incredible--warmer than the marshmallow, thicker too, and somehow both smooth and grainy at the same time. It engulfed her instantly, coating her marshmallow-covered body in a second layer of sticky sweetness.

When she surfaced, she found Asq grinning at her, caramel dripping from his chin.

"Now we match," he declared.

Kelsey wiped caramel from her eyes, trying to glare at him but failing as laughter bubbled up again. "I can't believe I fell for that! Literally!"

"Karma," he replied simply, floating closer to her in the thick substance. "You pushed me in first."

"You deserved it for luring me in here under false pretenses."

"False pretenses?" Asq raised an eyebrow, the effect somewhat diminished by the caramel covering most of his face. "I believe my profile clearly stated 'adventurous.'"

"This," Kelsey gestured around them, "goes way beyond adventurous."

"Too much for you?" he challenged, his eyes glinting with amusement.

In response, she lunged forward, capturing his mouth in a sticky, sweet kiss. The taste of caramel and marshmallow mingled on their tongues as their bodies pressed together in the thick, viscous liquid.

The sensation was unlike anything Kelsey had ever experienced. The caramel created both resistance and buoyancy, making every movement feel like slow motion. As Asq's hands found her breasts, the sticky substance between them created a delicious friction.

"This is insane," she breathed against his lips.

"Insanely good," he agreed, his hands sliding down to her waist.

With unexpected strength, he lifted her in the caramel, positioning her legs around his waist. The thick substance made everything more challenging but also more intense, each movement requiring deliberate effort.

"Do you think we can?" she whispered, gripping his shoulders for balance.

"Only one way to find out," he replied, his voice rough with desire.

Their first attempt was less than successful. The caramel created too much resistance, and they found themselves laughing at the absurdity of their situation.

"Maybe a different angle," Asq suggested, shifting their position so Kelsey was floating on her back, the caramel supporting her weight.

This proved more promising. With careful, deliberate movements, they managed to find a rhythm that worked with, rather than against, the thick substance surrounding them.

"Oh," Kelsey gasped as Asq moved within her, the sensation heightened by the warm, sticky caramel enveloping them. "That's that's"

"Incredible," he finished for her, his movements slow but purposeful.

Every sensation was amplified by the strange environment--the heat, the stickiness, the way the caramel seemed to pull them together and push them apart in equal measure. It was messy and ridiculous and absolutely perfect.

When Kelsey finally came, it was with a cry that echoed off the walls. Asq followed moments later, his face buried against her neck, his breath hot against her sticky skin.

For several minutes, they floated together in the caramel, catching their breath and exchanging sticky kisses.

"So," Asq eventually said, a smile in his voice, "about that shower"

Kelsey laughed, the sound light and carefree. "I think we might need something stronger than water to get all this off."

"Probably," he agreed. "Though I'm not sure I want to."

She looked at him, taking in his caramel-and-marshmallow-covered form, his warm eyes, his genuine smile. "Me neither," she admitted. "This has been the most bizarre, messy, wonderful first date of my life."

"Just wait until date number two," he promised, pressing another sweet kiss to her lips.

And as they helped each other out of the caramel vat--a process that involved much slipping, laughing, and inappropriate touching--Kelsey couldn't help but think that sometimes, the messiest connections were the most beautiful of all.

"I think," Asq said, surveying their doubly-coated bodies, "it's officially shower time."

"Lead the way," Kelsey replied, "assuming you can remember where the bathroom is under all that sugar."

Hand in sticky hand, they made their way through the apartment, leaving a trail of marshmallow and caramel footprints behind them. Every surface they touched became immediately coated--doorframes, walls, light switches. Future Asq would have quite the cleanup job, but Present Asq couldn't care less.

When they finally reached the bathroom door, a new challenge presented itself.

"I can't feel my fingers," Kelsey commented, trying unsuccessfully to grasp the doorknob. Her hands were completely encased in layers of marshmallow and caramel, creating what looked like sticky mittens.

Asq attempted to turn the knob with his equally coated hands, failing spectacularly as they slid right off. "It's like trying to open a jar with butter-covered hands," he observed.

"Let me try something else," Kelsey suggested, dropping to her knees in front of the door. The movement sent rivulets of caramel cascading down her body, dripping from her breasts onto the floor with soft plops.

She leaned forward, intending to try gripping the knob with both hands for better traction. The position put her face directly level with Asq's sticky but still very evident arousal.

Glancing up, she caught him watching her with undisguised appreciation. A wicked grin spread across her face.

"You know," she said conversationally, "I think we have a more pressing issue to deal with first."

Before he could respond, she leaned forward and took him into her mouth, the caramel and marshmallow creating an unexpectedly delicious combination with his natural taste.

"Kelsey!" he gasped, his hands automatically moving to her hair, where they stuck immediately. "What are you--oh god."

She hummed in satisfaction at his reaction, the vibration making him groan louder. Despite the sticky substances coating them both, or perhaps because of the novel sensations they created, she found it surprisingly easy to drive him wild.

His breathing quickened, his hands tightening in her goo-covered hair. "Kelsey, I'm going to--you should--I can't--"

She ignored his warning, increasing her pace instead. With a strangled cry, Asq reached his climax, the intensity of it catching them both by surprise.

When she finally pulled away and looked up at him, his expression was one of stunned pleasure and amazement.

"Holy shit," he breathed, helping her to her feet. "That was I didn't expect"

"Me neither," she admitted with a laugh, wiping her mouth with the back of her sticky hand, which only made the mess worse. "Though I have to say, you mixed quite well with the caramel."

He laughed, pulling her into a sticky embrace. "You're incredible, you know that?"

Looking up into his eyes, Kelsey felt something shift inside her--something deeper than lust, more profound than the playful connection they'd been enjoying. In the midst of this ridiculous, messy, perfect day, she realized she was falling for him. Hard.

It wasn't just that he shared her unusual kinks, though that alignment was undeniably important. It was the way he embraced the chaos with her, the way he matched her wit for wit, desire for desire. The way he looked at her--not despite the marshmallow and caramel coating every inch of her skin, but because of it, and because of what it represented: her willingness to be completely herself with him.

"What?" he asked, noticing her thoughtful expression.

"Nothing," she replied, standing on tiptoe to kiss him softly. "Just thinking that this is the best first date I've ever had."

His smile made her heart flutter in a way that had nothing to do with sugar or sex. "Mine too."

With renewed determination, they tackled the doorknob problem, eventually succeeding by using a discarded towel from the floor to grip the handle.

The bathroom, when they finally entered it, was a sleek, modern space with a large walk-in shower. Getting the water temperature right involved more sticky mishaps and laughter, but eventually, warm water cascaded over them both.

"I think we need a plan of attack," Asq said, surveying the seemingly impossible task of removing their sugary coating.

"Divide and conquer?" Kelsey suggested, reaching for the shower gel.

What followed was less a cleaning and more an extended, slippery foreplay session. They took turns soaping each other down, discovering that the marshmallow dissolved fairly easily while the caramel required more vigorous attention.

"Your hair is going to need about seven shampoos," Asq informed her, working lather through her sticky white spikes.

"Worth it," she declared, tilting her head back into the spray.

Gradually, the water running from their bodies changed from brown to white to clear. Their skin emerged pink from the scrubbing, but finally, gloriously clean.

"I never knew being clean could feel so good," Kelsey sighed as Asq wrapped her in a fluffy towel.

"It's all about the contrast," he replied, securing his own towel around his waist. "Pleasure is always more intense when it follows its opposite."

She raised an eyebrow. "Is that your philosophy for everything?"

"Not everything," he amended, pulling her close. "Some things are perfect just as they are."

As they stood there in his steam-filled bathroom, clean and warm and wrapped in each other's arms, Kelsey knew she'd found something rare and precious. Someone who not only accepted her quirks and kinks but celebrated them, who could turn an absurd, sticky mess into the most memorable day of her life.

"So," she asked, tracing a pattern on his chest with her finger, "when's our second date?"

Asq smiled, pressing a kiss to her forehead. "How's tomorrow sound? I was thinking something low-key. Maybe dinner, a movie"

"Sounds perfect," she agreed, then added with a mischievous grin, "And for dessert?"

His laughter echoed off the bathroom tiles. "I think we've had enough dessert to last us for a while."

"Never," Kelsey declared firmly. "Though maybe next time, we can try chocolate sauce? I hear it washes off easier."

As Asq pulled her into another kiss, Kelsey knew with absolute certainty that whatever sweet adventures lay ahead for them, she was all in--sticky situations and all.

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