Advisory: I do make fun of Donald Trump in this story. If you don't want to read that part, skip the first part of the "Scenes From a Cream Pie" section of the story.
Whose Pie is it Anyway?
(Key: HC = Harry Cruz; WB = Wade Brainy; DJ = Dave Jeffe... |
You sit at the bar sipping your cocktail, you notice this guy staring at you. He slowly works his way toward you, Hi there he smiles.taking a seat beside you. You say hello. He goes right to his line, I couldn't help notice how pretty you are and I r... |
Well, I had been married for 2 years when my wife Wendy inherited a business from a passed relative. It was a pie/bake shop called Southern Pies the store had been closed for a year or so before we got it. I helped Wendy with all the prep to reopen i... |
It is a normal Wednesday as Ira arrives at the office in her smart black pencil skirt and her new white sleeveless top. Ira has put on a new white bra to match the top and under her pencil skirt a black thong to ensure as smooth a look over hips as p... |
2 The show starts and I explain that is the keep fit special episode which is why I am wearing my favourite dance training outfit of lilac leotard, white leggings and ballet shoes. My hair is in a pony tail style to emphasis the exercise theme. I get a... |
1 The show starts and I walk onto the stage wearing my simple black dress with the high gloss wide belt and some black knee-high stiletto heel boots and acknowledge the audiences' warm welcome. I tell the crowd that today's episode has a beauty pageant... |
Be careful what you wish for.
You decide to wake me up right after you arrive home from your workout, Dressed in your yellow sweats, thick socks and running shoes you sit on the bed beside me, wake up birthday boy, you whisper. If I have to sweat f... |
This is a work of fanfiction based on E L James's "Fifty Shares of Grey" series. I do not own the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series, or any of the related characters, which were created by E L James and owned by her and Universal Pictures. This story is... |
The Conversation
I was sitting at one of park benches in the town park. This bench was in a grove of trees and quite well hidden from the rest of the park. This bench was my favorite part of the park. The bench itself was in the shade so it didn... |
Of all the unusual email exchanges in my Inbox, this was probably the most bizarre:
'Jim Would you like to come to the seaside with us next month? I want you to film us walking round the town with filled knickers and maybe more.'
Jim's reply was e... |
1 I say that my final guest is of course a regular beauty pageant contestant who has been a finalist in Miss Russia and a winner of Miss Russian radio. And her name is Ekaterina G. I say we have some pictures of Katya competing, in Miss Russia, wining... |
There are four normal clowns and after some initial jokes they would ask me up to help them with an act. But they are all very keen to talk to the pretty girl (my hair and make up is good!) so each tries to talk to me but the others get jealous and s... |
Hi fellow wetlookets,
Now that the weather is getting cooler I'm swimming wearing dark olive straight leg corduroy jeans, (My thickly whaled corduroy dress trousers have faded too much & I can't get my hands on new ones.) Over the top of my unde... |
We pulled into the parking lot of Bi-Lo and Kristi parked a little ways from the door.
She wanted people to notice us as we crossed the parking lot.
I was trembling in anticipation so badly my knees were knocking together.
We were holding hands and... |
So one day while on UMD I stumble across this interesting profile that reads " I would like to get my first non solo pieing" I decide what the heck and send this girl Kristen a message. Not expecting a reply, however she did reply and just happened t... |
STORY - PART ONE
I was wondering if I'd got the right address as I drove up the long winding road through the wooded area with a mansion lit up in the distance. Rob and Matt had been going on for ages about a games night they go to with one of thei... |
STORY - PART TWO
We kissed again before he took my hand and walked me back to the games room. The sofas were clean - handy having that easy to wipe material! We all sat back down, and I felt a bit that he had missed as my arse became all clingy ag... |
6 Glenn was nervous as he waited for the arrival of Kiera. He'd seen her advert on a fetish website and had agonised for weeks about hiring her before finally succumbing. Despite having numerous girlfriends this would actually be the first time that Gl... |
To help support a local children's charity, it was time to do some fund raising.
Becky and Leah received the package that morning with instructions on what to do from Dave. Becky opened the box a found two extra large fishing waders that they were... |
I published day 4 of Five Summer Days!
Five Summer Days is an interactive story. As Daniel, you participate in a summer camp for young adults -- you play games, face messy challenges, earn rewards and suffer punishments, and form bonds of friendship... |
The wife of the couple buying the house we've been building stopped by again today to check out the progress. My crew and I can't bare her snobby attitude, but she is certainly easy on the eyes. Today she came wearing a gold silk button up blouse, ti... |
Trent was not exactly in a happy relationship. His girlfriend, Courtney, was known for being stuck up, controlling, and obnoxious. Add to the fact that Courtney had made him come to this photo shoot she had heard about and he was done. And of course,... |
Curtis felt pretty confident as he entered the meeting room and took a seat at the table. Sitting opposite him was his boss Maxine and a young woman from HR that he didn't recognise. Maxine flashed him a brief smile before formerly starting the inter... |
Weeks later I was at home alone and bored.
There were a dozen Banana Cream Pies in the kitchen, for Kristi to use on me later that night.
As I looked at them I started to get really horny.
I suddenly didn't want to wait on Kristi for a Cream Pie i... |
A few days after Kristi's mother caught me being PIESEXUAL with myself, she invited us to dinner.
Linda wanted us to wear some rubber outfits so she could take pictures and show them to her book club.
(Later on she would use me as Cream Pie entert... |
| 1 |
| 122 |