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Penny and Amanda's Birthday fun
Story by madmalc
Posted 6/26/25     670 views
Penny and Amanda two very attractive ladies and best friends were in a wine bar reminiscing. Amanda with the longer blonde hair was wearing tight fitting blue denim jeans, brown knee length boots and a plain white tee shirt. Penny with her short bob of blonde hair was wearing a cream coloured mini dress, with both ladies clearly enjoying themselves. Amanda was the owner of a small Marketing and Promotions Company and known Penny since their University days. They were discussing their recent exploits with Mark.
Penny had in fact known Mark for some time having recruited him for a couple of messy gameshows which featured on an obscure satellite channel, " Pies and prizes" and "Messy money", and in addition had introduced him to Amanda when they set up the WAM Monday Revenge Club, which sought to gain messy revenge on men. Her other friend Julie was the third member of the Club all of whom had suffered with male relationships . Mark's duty was to be the male stooge getting very messy on numerous occasions. And Penny had also involved him in her company S4U (Slapstick 4 u) once again the victim of some elaborate, and not so elaborate set ups. Although to be fair as both ladies admitted he had gained revenge several times.
"Mind you" as Penny remarked "it was quite obvious he was enjoying himself" laughing with her friend as they clinked glasses.

In fact the reason for this meet was to celebrate their upcoming 40th birthdays.
"We really should do something special" said Amanda.
" God do you mean a spa weekend with champagne" exclaimed Penny. "That sounds dull",
" I was actually thinking of inviting a third party to join us" Amanda replied looking for a reaction from Penny.
With a glint in her eye she replied " do you mean Mark? And are we thinking along similar lines?"
Amanda grinned "I'm sure with your contacts Pen you could arrange something. You know we'd both enjoy seeing him suffer!"
The two ladies grinned. "Leave it with me Mandy. Lets check diaries, I've a few ideas".
The two hugged each other before returning to finish their wine.

Since his 6 month stint at Amanda's company had finished Mark was somewhat at a low ebb. Sure he had been the victim of her and her friend Penny, not forgetting working with his girlfriend Emma, but it had been fun and had he enjoyed a certain amount of revenge at their expense. The money he received for this onerous work was generous and although he had picked up a couple of part time jobs he felt the need to obtain a full time post. His mood had not been helped by Emma announcing she was travelling to Australia for 6 months with an old school friend. Their relationship was good and Mark realised he would miss her. When his phone rang and he saw Penny's number appear on his screen he was intrigued. After she explained the purpose of the call Mark wondered if he had made the right decision to meet up although the fee offered was too good to turn down.
A couple of days later Penny contacted Amanda to tell her everything had been arranged, having called in a favour from someone she knew who rented a small studio.

And so the day arrived. Penny was first to arrive to check everything had been set up at the studio, swiftly followed by Amanda. Both ladies wore casual clothes but each carried a sports bag with their change of clothing.
Mark announced his arrival with a kiss on the cheek for both of them wishing them a Happy Birthday.
"Ready for some fun then Mark" said Penny knowingly.
"I guess its too late to ask for forgiveness. I've even bought you your favourite bottle of Sauvignon Blanc" replied Mark hopefully.
"A nice gesture but you wouldn't want to waste what has been prepared" responded Penny stroking his chin.
Mark could already feel stirrings below as he tried to concentrate.
"Now that's enough you two" countered Amanda "I think its about time we got started. Your outfit is in the far room Mark, we'll see you in a few minutes" linking arms with Penny as they walked towards the other room.

On entering his changing area Mark noticed a dark blue suit, white shirt, light blue tie plus a gold coloured thong. Shrugging his shoulders he started to change. Meanwhile Penny and Amanda changed into their outfits. Penny had chosen a pink silky blouse, light blue mini length skirt, and matching pink bra and briefs. Amanda changed into a low cut figure hugging knee length yellow dress with a white thong.
They eventually emerged to join Mark having checked their make up and immaculate hair.

Immediately the ladies moved into their agreed character roles.
"Good afternoon Mark and thank you for attending this interview. My name is Penny and this is my colleague Amanda " as the latter leaned forward to shake his hand ensuring he had a good view of his semi exposed boobs.
Knowing he had to play along Mark replied " Good afternoon and thank you for giving me the opportunity to be considered for this position".
"Now please follow me into the interview room" Penny ensured her wiggling hips were a clear sign for him to follow her through another door.
Once inside Mark smiled. In the middle of the room was a large empty paddling pool with a white plastic chair. Facing the chair was a glass top table with two chairs placed behind it at which the two ladies sat ensuring Mark , who had been guided to the white chair, had a good view of their long legs.
Penny continued " Mark you are here today for the prestigious role of our messy stooge. We need someone with whom we can enjoy our mutual love of mess, and is prepared to accept whatever we decide to deliver. Why are you the ideal candidate?"
"Well" began Mark " I think my history of getting messy is well known to you both. I believe I have the necessary skills of receiving and if the opportunity arises of giving".
Penny interrupted " I dont think you have to worry about the second part". Smiling she continued " We need to move to the practical part of the interview" and with a nod to Amanda the ladies moved to a side door and returned each pushing a trolley laded with cream pies, jugs and buckets.
Ah thought Mark, here we go again, preparing for the inevitable onslaught. "I guess its too late to withdraw my application" he said ruefully.

The answer to this question came in the shape of Penny who menacingly picked up a cream pie and advanced towards him.
"Shall I" She grinned at Amanda.
"Oh yes" was the reply at which point Penny slammed the pie in his face steadily rubbing the cream around. This was followed by Amanda delivering a pie sandwich either side of his head, the cream filling completely covering his face and head dripping down onto his jacket.
"Oh dear" said Penny apologetically "best take it off". As Mark removed his jacket he turned to find Penny slam another pie into his face, before rubbing the next pie across his shirt, covering his tie which she then smeared across his face. Mark moved some cream from his eyes but only to see Amanda move sexily towards him, unbuttoning his shirt before removing it and with a smirk smeared the contents of two further pies around his chest and stomach, before placing another pie in his face.
Penny was next to approach the pie splattered victim. She wiped some cream from his eyes sufficient for him to see that she was about to concentrate on the bottom half of his body. Whispering in his eye "I think you're enjoying this" glancing at the bulge in his trousers she rubbed a pie in his crotch, giving his penis a playful rub. This was followed by pouring a jug of custard over his head gleefully watching the yellow liquid form a pool on his lap.
Amanda, not wishing to miss out on his humiliation, picked up a jug containing strawberry yoghurt and repeated the custard torture. "Oh what a shame Mark, your trousers are rather damp. We'd best remove them", allowing the two ladies the chance to pull the trousers leaving an aroused Mark clad in just his gold thong.
The ladies roared with laughter as Mark made no effort to conceal the situation, as his penis struggled to be contained within the flimsy garment.
This time the pair provocatively rubbed their bodies along Marks body each holding a pie which they pushed into his thong, massaging in the cream before pulling away.
Amanda then pulled open the tiny waistband as Penny poured yet more custard inside the thong both front and back before releasing her grip causing the liquid to splash over his body. Penny added a playful slap on his almost totally exposed bottom, with Mark wondering what on earth could happen next.

He did not have long to wait.
"Gunge tank darling" a happy Penny announced before removing his sodden thong, as Amanda wheeled in the perspex sided tank above which was a transparent container of green gunge.
A naked Mark sat under the container.
"Any last words" grinned Penny.
"Would you like to swap seats" spluttered Mark, which was the signal for Amanda to release the lever sending a torrent of gunge over the dejected Mark covering him from head to toe. Naked and covered in gunge Mark looked at his tormentors who were admiring both their handiwork and the imposing figure in front of them!
"Please tell me that's it" he asked.
"Not quite" replied Amanda as together with Penny they both hurled the contents of two buckets of blue and yellow gunge over him.
"I'm sorry Mark but you may have noticed there were no showers where you changed, but don't worry we have a solution" Penny struggling to suppress laughter replied, indicating he should stand in the corner of the room. Uncertain what was about to happen he obeyed as he watched Amanda uncurl a hosepipe which was connected to a tap before switching on and directing a jet of cold water over him as he winced with shock. Gleefully she sprayed him completely front and back.
Eventually the water stopped he turned to see Amanda and Penny collapsed with laughter.
"Well " said Penny regaining her composure " I'm pleased to say your interview was very successful and we would be pleased to offer you the job. But unfortunately there is no such position available!" as they both burst out laughing.
"Very funny" said Mark. "Just wait here til i put something on and then we can celebrate properly".
"We'll open the bubbly whilst you do" grinned Penny giving his butt a friendly slap.

A few moments later Mark re emerged wearing a brief pair of white speedos much to the ladies amusements. However they were surprised to see him pushing a small trolley on which were two large gateaux style cakes, one lemon and cream and the other chocolate.
"Ladies" began Mark " we cant let this celebration miss out without a birthday cake".
Amanda and Penny looked at each other somewhat aghast.
"Now Mark you're not going to do anything silly are you" asked a nervous Amanda, "we're set up for a nice evening out" indicating her outfit and smart new hairstyle.
Mark simply smiled and moved towards her before smashing the lemon and cream pie without hesitation into her face firmly rubbing around to cover face and head.
Penny was about to giggle at her friends distress before realising that the chocolate gateaux was possibly intended for her. Sure enough Mark marched her towards the trolley and despite her protests he pushed her head downwards into the cake, holding it there for a few seconds before releasing the now chocolate covered face and head of Penny.
"Happy Birthday" a smiling Mark announced.
Penny had to reluctantly smile. "Well done Mark you got us there how did you smuggle those in?"
"When you were changing" he replied. "I guessed what was in store and couldn't let you have all the fun!"
"In that case you'd better join us for a shower in our room" grinned Penny" and you can get rid of those silly trunks first!".
The ladies led the way before stripping off their clothes knowing that the sight of them naked would quickly solve any erection problems Mark might have after his humiliation. Sure enough soon the naked threesome fondled and stroked each other as the water cascaded over them until Penny knelt down inviting his cock in to her mouth. Delicately she moved her lips up and down his shaft until he came inside her.
"You cant have all the fun" exclaimed Amanda as she patiently massaged his now semi erect cock back to life before proceeding to give him a handjob much to Marks pleasure.
Penny smiled at the exhausted Mark " I do believe its your 40th next year I wonder what we could do to celebrate" with a mischievous look at Amanda.
"I really have no idea what..." his words tailing off as both ladies grabbed his balls between pearls of laughter.
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Deeppan9:
6/30/25
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I wonder what Emma will say if she ever finds out what Mark has got to up with Penny and Amanda...
madmalc:
6/30/25
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Thank you Deeppan 9.
Don't think she will be too happy!!
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