And as the applause dies down Ira walks back onto the stage looking a bit flustered. However she has freshly blown dry hair and new makeup. Ira is wearing a glamours outfit, some red matt leggings, matching red high heeled ankle boots and a red satin blouse, and she gets a cheer from the audience!

"Ah! You are back Ira" says Maria. "Well done on the clean up!"

"Well thank you!" Says Ira. "I'm glad to be back in time for this next section!"

"What is happening next?" Asks Maria.

At that moment Nastia walks onto the other side of the stage as a large table of food items is pushed onto the stage behind her.

Nastia looks very cool and glamorous in her short strapless black dress, her long hair is in swept back style.

Ira walks over to that side of the stage and Maria follows.

"Hi Nastia" says Ira. "What have you got for our next section?"

"Hello Ira," replies Nastia is her deep voice "I wanted to provide one of my useful guides for women out there."

"What about?" Asks Ira.

"How unwise white clothes are as a choice" Everyone in the audience looks at still smiling Maria in her white t-shirt dress and shoes.

"Interesting!" Says Ira. "How so?"

"Well they are just so easy to mess up! Let me show you." Nastia says as she turns to the table of food items, picks up a chocolate pudding pie with rich chocolate sauce on top of it. Without further comment Nastia slaps this pie squarely in Maria's face. The pie sort of explodes, thick streaks of chocolate mess are down Maria's front. Maria stands with the pie still attached to her face, hands out-held in surprise. After a moment or two Nastia slowly smears the pie up into Maria's hair before patting the pie down on top of her head.

"See" points Nastia, "this white dress just gets so messy, even from a simple pie in the face."

"Not even aimed particularly at the dress and still messy, this is your point?" Ira asks.

"Exactly" agrees Nastia. "If you target the dress itself it is even worse." Nastia picks up a large 3 litre jug of rich chocolate sauce.

Maria is just wiping her eyes as Nastia steps over to her and starts to carefully pour the dark, glossy sauce down the front of her dress. The audience enjoy seeing the front of Maria's dress turn a wet dark brown. The soaked dress is plastered to Maria's front, the outline of her soaked bra clear, her stomach and her panties.

"You know you have a point" states Ira. "That dress is a real mess" After a further pause Ira adds "And I guess this is true of white underwear as well."

Maria gives Ira a venomous look but Nastia simply says "Absolutely". Nastia moves to turn Maria around so her back is to the crowd. It's really easy to lift up the back of Maria's lightweight dress to show her near perfect bottom in her white panties. There is a mutter of anticipation from the audience about what must be about to happen.

Nastia takes a jug of chocolate custard pulls open the back of Maria's very simple plain white panties and fills the back of them with the sauce!

"Wow, yes, very messy" agrees Ira relishing the now brown wet mess of Maria's bottom.

"So you both agree with my argument?" Asks Nastia.

"Well, it seems clear" agrees Ira. A second table of food times is pushed out on stage and comes to rest by Maria, the food items seem mostly white.

"I don't" says the humiliated Maria, turning around and wiping away some chocolate mess near her eye. "It's all about context. For example if you are dressed in black," all eyes switch to Nastia in her little black dress "then white mess is deadly!"

Moving quickly for someone with mess filled panties Maria takes a Smetana (sour cream) pie in each hand and gives the surprised looking Nastia a pie sandwich! There are muffled protests from within the sandwich as Maria rubs the pies around on Nastia's head.

"You see Ira if you take some mayonnaise" Maria takes a large bowl of the white oily sauce "and you get it in Nastia's dress!" Maria pulls open the front go Nastia's strapless dress and pours the mayo over Nastia's very impressive boobs. This is hugely popular with the audience who let out huge cheers. Maria puts the empty bowl down and using both hands massages Nastia's very slimy boobs. "It's just devastating !"

What can be made out of Nastia's expression does indicate devastation!

"Yes," comments Ira "that sort of ruined the dress from the inside"

"Exactly" agrees Maria "let me show you again"

Rather than stuffing more mayo down Nastia's cleavage Maria turns round Nastia, hitches up her short dress to show off her bottom in a black thong.

"We get Nastia's bottom all messy" explains Maria as she goes on to slap several mayo pies onto Nastia's taut behind before rubbing them around. The crowd are in rapture!

"Once Nastia's bottom is plastered like this" explains Maria "we just pull back down her snug dress over her bottom" Maria pulls down the dress "and the dress is ruined by the mayo!" The dress does indeed become oily and wet looking across Nastia's behind.

"And of course white food over black is devastating as well" observes Ira.

"Of course" agrees Maria "it almost goes without demonstration" Maria pauses "but I guess we should show it!" Maria and Ira laugh!

"Maria puts a huge bright white cream cake on a chair and guides the seemingly shocked Nastia back into it to crush the cake and get cream over her dress!

Maria takes a bucket of simple, single cream and steps back ready to throw it over Nastia "Shall I?" Asks Maria of the audience. Nastia is shaking her head but everyone else including Ira cheer Maria on. Maria throws the cream over Nastia, most landing her boobs and her lap to completely drench her dress! Maria lets Nastia have a second bucket, this going more in her face and down her cleavage.

"Amazing" comments Ira as Nastia slowly stands up dripping cream, pulped cake over her bottom. "Well it clear to me that both the extremes of black and white are fraught with danger!"

"It's all about context and contrast Ira" explains Maria "that is the trick"

"Exactly!" Says Nastia from ira's other side. Ira turns to find Nastia holding two of her chocolate pudding pies with chocolate syrup topping. Nastia slaps one of the pies in Ira's confused face, rubbing it around. Then she lets Ira have the other one as well spreading the mess into Ira's blonde hair.

The crowd are overjoyed that Ira is getting mess again, they laugh very loudly.

Maria now has two of these pies as well "You see Ira" explains Maria "these pies are just right for your pale skin and blonde hair." Maria lets Ira have both pies in quick succession!

By now Ira's whole head is covered in chocolate pudding and syrup, all her hair is full of it and plastered to her head. The shoulders of her red blouse are pretty much covered as well.

"But the Mayonnaise thing will work well on this red you see?"

"Oh no "Ira can be heard to mutter. Nastia undoes the front of the satin blouse to reveal Ira's red matt bra!

"Oh such a nice bra" cries Nastia "Shall we?"

"Yes!!" Scream the crowd together. And so Ira's bra is stuffed with as much mayo as Nastia and Maria can get into it!

"Now these nice red leggings Ira" says Maria looking at Ira's bright red lycra leggings "An ideal demonstration opportunity!"

Nastia playfully pulls the elastic waist open and lets it snap close.

"So" Nastia "For sure the chocolate syrup works on them!" Nastia pulls open the front of the leggings and pours two jugs worth of chocolate syrup down them.

"But the sour cream is fine too!" Maria adds pouring two jugs of the runnier Smetana down the back of the leggings, enjoying covering Ira's buttocks and her red thong. The front of Ira's leggings have a brown wet hue and the back a wet slimy look.

"Amazing Ira!" Says Maria leading Ira over to a food laden table. Ira is given a push by Nastai and she falls face first onto the table! Ira's face goes in a cream cake, her boobs land in a chocolate one! Maria slaps two sour cream pies on Ira's lycra clad bottom while Nastia does the same with two chocolate pudding ones. Maria plus a jug of simple cream over Ira's back, further messing her blouse and Nastia adds a jug of chocolate syrup! Ira gets another pie each on the bottom from both girls.

The table with Ira on it is slowly pulled off stage and Maria and Nastia follow it waving to the crowd who give them a huge round of applause. Ira remains face down in her cake.