"There we--woah-woah-WOAH!" Brenda fell backwards onto her her basket-ball shorts-covered bottom. She had just just gotten her very first pair of roller-skates and was trying her best not to fall over. As she tried to lean up and get back on her feet...

She was getting ready before her coffee date, she forgot she left her tub running. However, she was in a hurry and completely forgot about the tub running in the bathroom and the plug got stuck! Not only that, but her worries were also soon to esca...

Linda enters a local restaurant. She seems impatient. The waiter shows her to a table. Waiter: Would you like a drink madam. Linda: Yes, white wine please, and get on with it! Waiter; Snooty cow. I'll show her. The waiter goes to a fridge and g...

I don't know why I never included this girl in my blogs but it's better late than never. This was before the girl I wrote about in Key West. Her name was Tracey and we met when I was in the Navy. She lived in Florida and her brother was in Norfolk VA...

I am coach of a local amateur football team. The team had done badly recently, so I have arranged a practice evening for them. My girlfriend Mandy and I agree we will go out for a meal after the training session, so she arrives at the pitch during g...

Scott woke up with sun-light streamin' through the bed-room windows... His cock was stiff, and the head of his cock was lyin' across his stomach, pointin' right up at his face... What had he been dreamin' about??? Scott knew it wouldn't take much...

This is a short concluding piece to my earlier story. xxxxxxxxxx LADY CAROLINE WALKER JOURNALIST EXTRAORDINAIRRE (A brief linking narrative) After dining at the Fat Fuck restaurant in St Leonard's-on-Sea, Lady Caroline found herself without mone...

Scott got outta' bed, threw on some sweats, (he loved bein' naked when he slept..), hit the bathroom to take a piss, then went into the kitchen, and put some water on for coffee. Then he went out to the front-porch to get the newspaper. It wasn't a...

The crowd comes to life as the shows theme music hits and the lights flash on to reveal the now familiar WWE messy showdown set. On the stage were the usual big white sheets covering what could safely be assumed to be messy contraptions the two hos...

The Machine Three things came to my immediate attention as soon as I woke - firstly, I was naked. Secondly, I was strapped into some kind of chair with my wrists and ankles secured. And finally - but still importantly - my dick was hard as a rock. I...

This is just a fantasy. It's not a real story. It's just for fun to fantasize. This story includes freaky fun fetishes like messy food play and a hairy chest fetish. Let's begin! At my house with the time hitting almost noon on a hot day. A farmer I...

The lights flicker and the crowd once again erupts as Paige struts onto the stage. The smile on her face speaks volumes as she grabs a microphone. "Hello everyone and welcome back to our Messy in the Bank special! In case you missed show, I'm happy...

Scott thought about what he was gonna' wear when he went out 'muddin'. He had bought a new pair of 'S.T.F.' 501's, awhile ago. He had run a tub full of hot water, put his new jeans on, and soaked in the tub. After about a half-hour, he got outta'...

Sofia instantly regretted telling her best friend Kimberley about her sexual fetish. She hadn't planned to ever tell anyone, except maybe an open-minded lover whilst in a committed long-term relationship but she'd been drunk and had accidentally reve...

"Good afternoon ladies! First of all, I hoped you enjoyed your first challenge, now it is time for the second one. For this one, only one of you will participate, the other will only support and help her partner... Who will get all the mess! We dec...

MM - Part 2 - Chapter 4 The first day was already over, Emma and I had been quite busy today! After a visit to a trapped house where she and I were heavily covered with various messes, I had 'the chance' to participate in the second game of the da...

"That looked fun." "That was humiliating!" My girlfriend tried to towel her hair dry as pink and green goo clung to it, wrapping herself in the pristine dressing gown. "Just the worst." The last six months had been a whirlwind. From playing pubs and...

As Scott drove outta' town, he realized that he was gonna' drive right by his friend Cody's ranch. Cody had moved into town about a year ago when a 'favorite-uncle' had passed away, and left the ranch and surrounding land to Cody. Scott had met Cody...

"Good morning everyone! I hope you had a good evening yesterday!" we were welcomed by Peter outside the Mansion. "I see you've dressed in the bikinis we gave you, great! Now, follow us for the first challenge of the day." Lila and Charles were wit...

SNOOTY LADY'S PILLORY Lisa was the local solicitor's wife and had always been a snotty cow. She had been in charge of organising a garden party. But she had been very nasty to me and her other helpers. One of the events at the garden party had been...

It's only a few hours later when the freshly showered but still irritated Elena comes back out of her hotel. Elena is wearing a simple white sundress over a white bikini and some flip flops. Elena still can't believe Yana did that to her! The walk ba...

I had always considered the name Mabel as being an old woman's name. Of course, that was before I met an incredibly beautiful young woman called Mabel. She had dark shoulder length curly hair and an amazing figure even hidden as it was beneath the co...

There were 8 of us in the bachelorette party that had somehow found our way into a Chicago sex club during some kind of special "messy" event. They called it Tiswas or something like that but whatever, we were all very excitable and up for whatever...

So the 4th quarter starts, and fortunately for Scott, Cody's sittin' on the couch, and Scott is sittin' in an adjoining chair, a little bit off to an angle, and a little back from where Cody's sittin'. This gives Scott just a little bit of privacy,...

So there came a time when all the stories had been told, when all the wine had been drunk, and when all the dessert had been eaten. Being the summertime, it stayed light until around nine o'clock, and the heat wouldn't even begin to leave the air unt...