On the same warm summer day, but in the afternoon, the two plump women I mentioned before, Arina and Erin, came to the beach again. This time Arina was dressed in a long shiny black skirt and a gray top with long sleeves. Erin, as at lunch, wore the...

Christmas Pies (song: Jingle Bells) To the store we go, Buying our supplies Then we knead our dough Preparing our surprise We smell crusts we bake, We set them out to cool And we know that they will break When thrown by stooge or fool, Oh, (choru...

On a hot summer day, a plump woman wearing a slightly shiny black long zippered skirt and a black sleeveless top, Arina, came to the beach. Arina sat down directly on the sunbed without raising or arranging her long slightly shiny black skirt with a...

Glory, Glory, I will pie you Mine eyes have seen the inside of a Graham Cracker crust And the cream covered my head so much I hardly could adjust When the pies go flying it does energize my lust My pies go flying on. Glory, glory, I will pie you Gl...

When Johnny Comes Throwing Pies! (with apologies to Patrick S. Gilmore) When Johnny comes throwing pies again, kersplat, kersplat When Johnny comes throwing pies again, kersplat, kersplat The pies will fly; the men will duck And all the women, they...

NOTE This story follows on from "Revenge Restaurant" Two weeks had elapsed since Mark had faced his humiliation at the Revenge Restaurant. He ruefully reflected on the evening when Penny, assisted by her friend Danni had completely trashed him af...

Raven didn't have any real time to rest as the girls quickly devised their next form of messy fun. The girls moved towards a set of ice cream dispensers. A little clown magic conjured 3 very large ice cream cones. Raven, the never so eager guinea...

The Pie is on my Face (Song: "The Writing is on the Wall) (with apologies to Sam Smith) I've been here before But always hit the door I've spent a lifetime running And I always get away But with you I'm feeling something That makes me want to stay...

As she climbed out of the cone, Terra saw Jinx creating a very large disc on the ground. In the middle of the disc was a very strange mechanical device. Mounted on one side was an enormous bumpy pink dildo with a short purple dildo right below it....

As it happened my third date with Mabel got postponed. It also wasn't at her place because the flat above her developed a leak and there was water dripping into her kitchen. At first, I'd assumed she was just making an excuse to back out of the buddi...

'You're laughing?' 'Oh no, no just a little excited. Most guys run a mile when I tell them that' We were on our second date and just had an awkward, amusing conversation about the little things that turn us on and make us tick! He didn't need to kn...

NOTE This follows on from JANE V PENNY story It was a couple of days after Jane and Penny's messy adventure and Mark could not erase from his memory his amazement at what had happened. The girls had trashed each other with pies, custard, cake mix, s...

'Delicates. Hand wash only' My lacy white panty and bra set hung on the end of his rubber-gloved little finger. His thumb flicked over the wash labels. In his other hand was a three-inch brush loaded with black paint. He prodded at the delicate und...

No Way to Pie (song: No Time to Die) (with apologies to Hans Zimmer, Billie Eilish, and Finneas O'Connell) (suggested by piboiva) I should've known I'd pie alone It just goes to show That the pie you throw Is just the pie you owe We threw a pair Bu...

Afternoon Pie Fight (song: Afternoon Delight) (with apologies to Bill Danoff) (suggested by Creamedguy2) Gonna call my buddies, gonna do them right Gonna host me 'n afternoon pie fight My motto's always been, "there's a pie in flight" Is there anyth...

One summer morning two women came to the beach dressed in elegant dresses, they had probably been to a party during the night. The first woman was wearing a long shiny gray dress with short sleeves (Alina), the second woman was wearing a long black s...

The Slime is Not Enough (song: The World is Not Emough) (with apologies to David Arnold and Don Black) (suggested by Piboiva) I'm under the slime A feeling sublime Be covered in goo A helluva time I turn my face up To feel the sweet touch No one ev...

Splosh friends listen up. You've read part one haven't you? If not, please go back and read it. I need to tell you something. It's something that might change your opinion of me and it's not something I'm proud of. I'm a cheat. A dirty sploshing chea...

Just to be clear: this is actually a genuine true story, not fictional. I swear. I'm reliving it over in my head as I type. I've posted this before somewhere but wanted to share it more widely. I lived in this little English village, and they put on...

Lauren, a slim and attractive blonde girl, lived in a picturesque house with a vast field at the back. For weeks, heavy rain had fallen relentlessly, turning the once-green landscape into a vast sea of mud. Lauren had always had a fascination with mu...

What Do You Do with a Chocolate Cream Pie (Song: What Will You Do with a Drunken Sailor) What do you do with a chocolate cream pie What do you do with a chocolate cream pie What do you do with a chocolate cream pie Ear-lie in the morning (chorus---...

This is a true story. Career paths for me and my partner preclude me from sharing pics, but I wanted to share the experience with the folks on this site. Thanks for all the inspiration :D -- My long distance girlfriend (late 20s, petite, fit brunet...

Sofia's life over the past few months had gotten an awful lot messier thanks to Kimberley. She'd mistakenly trusted her best friend with her secret fetish and unfortunately Kimberley had blabbed about it to Sofia's friends, work colleagues and even h...

On a rainy afternoon in March, I was coming to college, dressed in a long blue winter jacket, blue jeans and a striped knee-length pullover. Because I was sitting a lot, my long blue winter jacket was wrinkled at the back. The light rain had moistene...

The old porcelain tub filled steadily, steam curling into the cool air of the bathroom. Debbie stood beside it, fully dressed. Not in pajamas or a robe, but in her favourite going-out outfit: a dark blue denim shirt tucked into a snug, knee-length de...