I met Paul and Emma (Em) at a party. It is amazing how a few drinks open up the conversation. There was a pool at the party and they threw in a guy for his birthday and when he climbed out I commented on how nice that was and I loved to do that. Th...

I met Paul and Emma (Em) at a party. It is amazing how a few drinks open up the conversation. There was a pool at the party and they threw in a guy for his birthday and when he climbed out I commented on how nice that was and I loved to do that. Th...

Watching TV a couple nights ago while eating spaghetti w/marinara sauce and cheese. The urge hit me. I pressed the entire plate of it up against my white dress shirt and dumped it all on my chest. As it ran down to my tan slacks in the crotch I at...

I went shopping for new suits while they were on sale. While the salesman was measuring the pants and we were deciding on what cuff and how I wanted them to hang he asked if there was a special occasion that was coming up. I told him I needed some n...