'Delicates. Hand wash only' My lacy white panty and bra set hung on the end of his rubber-gloved little finger. His thumb flicked over the wash labels. In his other hand was a three-inch brush loaded with black paint. He prodded at the delicate und...

Glory, Glory, I will pie you Mine eyes have seen the inside of a Graham Cracker crust And the cream covered my head so much I hardly could adjust When the pies go flying it does energize my lust My pies go flying on. Glory, glory, I will pie you Gl...

When Johnny Comes Throwing Pies! (with apologies to Patrick S. Gilmore) When Johnny comes throwing pies again, kersplat, kersplat When Johnny comes throwing pies again, kersplat, kersplat The pies will fly; the men will duck And all the women, they...

One summer morning two women came to the beach dressed in elegant dresses, they had probably been to a party during the night. The first woman was wearing a long shiny gray dress with short sleeves (Alina), the second woman was wearing a long black s...

The Pie is on my Face (Song: "The Writing is on the Wall) (with apologies to Sam Smith) I've been here before But always hit the door I've spent a lifetime running And I always get away But with you I'm feeling something That makes me want to stay...

Splosh friends listen up. You've read part one haven't you? If not, please go back and read it. I need to tell you something. It's something that might change your opinion of me and it's not something I'm proud of. I'm a cheat. A dirty sploshing chea...

Just to be clear: this is actually a genuine true story, not fictional. I swear. I'm reliving it over in my head as I type. I've posted this before somewhere but wanted to share it more widely. I lived in this little English village, and they put on...

Lauren, a slim and attractive blonde girl, lived in a picturesque house with a vast field at the back. For weeks, heavy rain had fallen relentlessly, turning the once-green landscape into a vast sea of mud. Lauren had always had a fascination with mu...

No Way to Pie (song: No Time to Die) (with apologies to Hans Zimmer, Billie Eilish, and Finneas O'Connell) (suggested by piboiva) I should've known I'd pie alone It just goes to show That the pie you throw Is just the pie you owe We threw a pair Bu...

Afternoon Pie Fight (song: Afternoon Delight) (with apologies to Bill Danoff) (suggested by Creamedguy2) Gonna call my buddies, gonna do them right Gonna host me 'n afternoon pie fight My motto's always been, "there's a pie in flight" Is there anyth...

This is a true story. Career paths for me and my partner preclude me from sharing pics, but I wanted to share the experience with the folks on this site. Thanks for all the inspiration :D -- My long distance girlfriend (late 20s, petite, fit brunet...

Sofia's life over the past few months had gotten an awful lot messier thanks to Kimberley. She'd mistakenly trusted her best friend with her secret fetish and unfortunately Kimberley had blabbed about it to Sofia's friends, work colleagues and even h...

On a rainy afternoon in March, I was coming to college, dressed in a long blue winter jacket, blue jeans and a striped knee-length pullover. Because I was sitting a lot, my long blue winter jacket was wrinkled at the back. The light rain had moistene...

The Slime is Not Enough (song: The World is Not Emough) (with apologies to David Arnold and Don Black) (suggested by Piboiva) I'm under the slime A feeling sublime Be covered in goo A helluva time I turn my face up To feel the sweet touch No one ev...

Katlyn crawled on her knees and elbows through the hole in the fence. The noises coming from the other side had finally gotten to her. She had to know what was going on. She had been exercising in the garden of her boyfriend's house while he was out...

Lauren had endured a strict upbringing. She was forever being told off for getting dirty and was never allowed to play in the dirt. Lauren, like so many of us, was the product of her upbringing and as a young adult she felt that her overly strict tre...

As usual a hot day in August on the sea beach, I see Andra coming to the beach, the woman from the previous story who was now wearing a blue denim midi skirt, tight, very sexy on her bottom and a blue blouse, shod with shoes of sports. Andra sat down...

Some time ago, every day, in a block of flats in the neighborhood where I lived, there was a maid lady who one day wore a sleeveless green work robe, another day the maid wore a sleeveless blue work robe. The maid had both her work robes wrinkled at...

What Do You Do with a Chocolate Cream Pie (Song: What Will You Do with a Drunken Sailor) What do you do with a chocolate cream pie What do you do with a chocolate cream pie What do you do with a chocolate cream pie Ear-lie in the morning (chorus---...

On another hot summer afternoon, I see Falla again, the lady who collects shells from the sea water. Now Falla was dressed in a very tight prewashed blue denim midi skirt a little wrinkled in front, sexy and a pink blouse. As in the previous story, F...

The old porcelain tub filled steadily, steam curling into the cool air of the bathroom. Debbie stood beside it, fully dressed. Not in pajamas or a robe, but in her favourite going-out outfit: a dark blue denim shirt tucked into a snug, knee-length de...

Over the next week Danny and the guys from the club plotted how to get revenge on Rick. Danny was surprised that Steve, one of Rick's oldest friends, was in on the plot. Steve explained that Rick was always a bit of an arrogant bully and it would ser...

Saturday soon came and Danny turned up for work as usual. Rick explained that tonight he'd need four guys on stage to take part in some games and he picked Danny, Tom, Alex and Max. Rick handed the guys football tops and white football shorts and tol...

We had been celebrating the end of the last summer before we parted ways. Highschool was over and it was a new chapter. We decided to have one more night with just the girls. I was the youngest at the party but it didn't feel that way. I worked to pa...

So one night not too long ago i was at a party with some friends some guys, some girls and we were drinking laughing having a good time and before we know it, its around midnight and really quite dark outside. I heard one of the girls (kirsty) saying...