WWE backlash guessing show PT1Story by thirdmanPosted 5/4/22 774 views
A familiar theme plays throughout the studio and the lights come up on a stage with two entrance ways and various tables covered in sheets. Experienced viewers know what is housed on those tables.
The crowd pops as a spotlight reveals Alexa Bliss sporting a tight black dress and black heels. Her tiny, yes Shapley assets on full display as she grabs the mic.
"Hello and welcome to our BACKLASH GUESSING GAMESHOW!"
The crowd erupts again
"As you know we have been working to add a forth 'W' to WWE, and that extra 'W' stands for WAM! If you recall, Stephanie McMahon learned first hand what that means last month and why you never want to be on the losing end of one of these shows."
The giant screens around the stage showed a slideshow of Stephanie McMahon from last month covered in chili following her Wrestlemania loss. These photos were met with sounds of disgust, laughter, and sympathetic groans from the audience.
Alexa spoke up again "wow, not only am I glad to have avoided that, but as the winner of the last show, I've earned the right to be your host tonight! Now we have two beautiful women who are currently in an ugly dispute. And I'm sure they have some very messy ideas for how to end it. Let's meet our first contestant, Queen Zelina!"
Zelina struts out from the left side of the stage, she is in her full royal glory as she approached Alexa.
"Now Zelina, at the wrestlemania show you and your opponent were actually partners, and the result was the two of you becoming a human peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
The screens showed Zelina and Carmella in there messy embrace from a month before, this made Zelina grimace.
"Thoughts on that, Zelina?" Bliss asked
"That was one of the most humiliating moments of my life and I blame my opponent tonight! Tonight will be different, tonight, all eyes will be on her as she is humiliated and forced to bow to a true queen!"
Before Bliss could offer a follow up, Carmella stormed onto the stage without a formal introduction
"You're going down bitch!" She yelled
"I am the most beautiful woman in the world and you think that plastic crown gives you some sort of power over me? Oh I am going to take my sweet time humiliating you, you royal pain in the ass!"
"Ladies please!" Shouted Alexa over the bickering duo.
After a beat Alexa moved on
"Now, how about we cut to the chase? It's time to reveal what forfeits you have come up for your opponent. Carmella, how about you show us first?"
"Happy to." Declared Carmella as she walked over a structure covered with a sheet, when she pulled it off it revealed a throne like seat complete with straps to hold a victim's arms and legs. Above the seat was a wide nozzle.
"I've designed a throne fit for a queen such a Zelina. After she loses, I will have the great honor of strapping her into her new throne, and showering her with royal delicacies such as custard, mashed vegetables, jam, and one or two other treats I'm going to keep a secret for now!"
Alexa looked amused, Zelina looked concerned.
"Well done Carmella!" Complimented Alexa "Zelina, care to present your forfeit?"
"That's QUEEN Zelina to you Alexa, and yes, I would."
Zelina sauntered over to her side of the stage where a spotlight revealed a bathtub and a salon chair. The chair also had arm restraints, it appeared that great minds did indeed think a like.
Zelina began her presentation
"In the spirit of generosity I'm going to give Carmella a royal beauty treatment after she loses here today. First I will give her a bath in the finest, coldest, lumpiest porridge my kingdom has to offer, followed by a facial of some of my favorite foods like mashed potatoes and rice pudding. I'll finish her off with another peanut butter shampoo since she just got the smell off of her following her peanut butter dousing last month."
Zelina returned to center stage Joining Alexa and Carmella. Alexa spoke up
"Wow, well both of you certainly brought it and I certainly wouldn't want to face either of those forfeits. But there is one added wrinkle to all this."
Carmella and Zelina tensed up as they knew the twist, they had found out only minutes prior to hitting the stage.
"We want to make sure to put an exclamation point in this rivalry, as well as drive up views to new heights. So with that in mind, not only will the loser get messy, she will be doing so completely naked!"
The crowd went ballistic while the two competitors just looked ashen faced. The humiliation for one of them would be complete and impossible to live down.
"Well ladies we know the stakes, it's either a royal splosh of for Zelina, or a messy makeover for Carmella. Either way one of these beauties will be nude for all to see and dripping in mess by the end of the night! We will see you all back here right after the show!"
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Zelina's predictions: Charlotte, Cody, Drew and RK-BRO, AJ Styles, happy Corbin, Omos, Bianca belair
Carmella's predictions: Ronda Rousey, Seth Rollins, Bloodline, Edge, madcap moss, Bobby lashely, Sonya Deville