Mark was close to arranging his revenge on S4U Chief Executive Penny. He had enlisted support from Sam and Mandy his colleagues although they were unaware of all his plans. A few bookings had occurred since the riotous Stags and Hen event but none as raucous.
He glanced at his e mails and gleefully saw the message he had been waiting for. It was from Penny to all three workers and read;
"Hi guys we've got a booking for Friday 1st April from a religious group called the Institute of Evangelical Services. They want all of you there at 5pm I guess for some fun to liven up their conference, so don't be late!"
Mark grinned she had taken the bait.

So at 5pm on Friday Mark arrived at the base and was pleased to see the pillory and gunge tank set up in the main hall together with two large trestle tables on which were a large number of pies and cartons and jugs of custard and yoghurt covered by clingfilm. He waved at Sam and Mandy who had already changed into their uniform of tight fitting white t shirt and pink hot pants.
Penny looked irritated. She was wearing a light blue top black skirt just above the knee with her immaculate short blonde hair.
"Where are they Tiff are you sure you got the date right?" she inquired.
Tiffany the receptionist/photographer replied "Absolutely Penny Institute of Evangelical Services Fri 1st April 5pm."
"Er Tiff who was the booking from" asked Mark innocently
"Rev George Unger, President" replied Tiff.
"Oh Penny I think you've been set up. You know what the initials spell, never mind the date" responded Mark trying to keep a straight face.
Penny went bright red. "President Institute Evangelical Services PIES" looking accusingly at Mark.
"And the sender of the message the Rev G UNGER" Mark just burst out laughing.
"Grab her girls" he commanded as Sam and Mandy dragged the protesting Penny into the pillory fixing her head and arms in the relevant slots.
"Now Penny" continued Mark "Over the last few weeks you've enjoyed seeing your staff suffer now its payback".
Sam and Mandy removed the film over the mess and with a broad grin Mark picked up two large coloured cream pies. Teasingly he held both pies in front of Penny's face.
"Go on " said Penny resigned to her fate "let me have it"
"Are you sure" responded Mark before gleefully pieing her smacked in the face before rubbing the cream firmly into her face. The spluttering Penny had no time to recover before the second pie arrived again in her face, Mark ensuring the creamy mixture covered her once immaculate hair. This was quickly followed by Sam and Mandy standing either side and delivering the perfect pie sandwich,
Penny screamed with shock but the others were too busy laughing. Mark continued the assault with two more pies to the face whilst Tiff snapped away with her camera. With Penny's face and hair destroyed Mark sneaked up behind her before smashing a further pie into her bum once again rubbing it around. He then moved in front of Penny before lifting the front of her skirt before placing another pie to the front of her brief black panties.
"You bastard" shouted Penny even though she rather enjoyed the experience!
"Girls I think its custard time" nodding to Sam and Mandy who each picked up a carton of custard before depositing them over her head and down the front of her top.
"AAGH" screamed Penny "I cant see a thing"
This was swiftly solved as Mark picked up a bucket of cold water and hurled it over the defenceless Penny. "That was freezing" responded Penny.
"But at least you can see" Mark replied
"You are in such trouble Mark" the exasperated Penny choked.
Mark was in carefree mood as he picked up firstly a a jug of plain yoghurt and tipped the contents over her head followed by a jug of custard, a good proportion of which was tipped inside Penny's top. "I see they enjoyed that" said Mark emphasising to the girls her pert and firm nipples. "I wonder where else might like that treatment" and without delay opened the front of her panties before pouring the contents of thick lumpy custard inside them as Penny moaned and squealed as Mark performed a wedgie on the unfortunate Penny.
Another jug of yoghurt over her head before Mark stood aside as the laughing duo of Sam and Mandy unleashed a further four pies at Penny..
"I think she has suffered enough girls" said Mark. Penny completely bedraggled was left in the pillory and not released.
" Now Tiffany I understand you are a pie virgin"said Mark.
Tiffany looked concerned "Well I have never been pied" she replied nervously. "And I'm wearing this lovely blue dress, you wouldn't ruin it would you Mark" as she stroked her long blonde hair looking pleadingly at him.
Mark was not in the mood for bargains and approached Tiffany armed with two cream pies.
"Please Mark I'll do...." but Tiffany's words were never completed as Mark firmly rubbed the contents of the two pies in her face ensuring her face and immaculate hair was destroyed.
"Congratulations on losing your virginity" beamed Mark as he followed up with a carton of custard poured over her head.
"I'm ruined" exclaimed Tiffany.
"Not yet " the smiling assassin replied, before throwing a jug of yoghurt into her face and a jug of custard inside the front of her mini dress. "Strange the effect custard has on nipples" he thought out load. Immediately Sam and Mandy continued the attack with pies to Tiff's face before another jug of custard tipped over her head and a pie to her crutch at the same time as the girls pied her bum.
Mark decided that Tiff had suffered enough and told the girls to release Penny. Together with Tiff the two bedraggled girls looked a complete mess.
" oh dear girls your clothes are ruined perhaps you should remove them! Mark said. Realising they had little choice the girls shrugged their shoulders and did as instructed leaving Penny in black bra and briefpants and stockings whilst Tiff was left in a white thong.
" Now Penny can you remind me who sent the e mail please! " requested Mark
"You did" snarled Penny in reply.
" No Penny it was the Rev George Unger or as he likes to be known G UNGER". Guess what happens next" he said.
"We all go home" asked Penny optimistically.
"Nice try but no. Girls its Gunge Tank time" and Sam and Mandy helped by Mark forced the reluctant Penny and Tiff into the tank. Penny glanced up to see the tank full of pink gunge.
"How considerate Mark, my favourite colour" wagging her finger in his direction.
"My " said Tiff "I'm losing my second virginity of the day. First pies and now gunge!"
At that moment Mark released the lever and a torrent of pink gunge covered the girls from head to toe as they made no effort to avoid the gunge.
"One last thing" said Mark as the gunging finally ceased as he clicked the camera to capture the unfortunate girls.
The two bedraggled and soaked girls slowly made their way to the changing rooms. Once there the girls looked at each other, paused and then burst out laughing.
"Well " said Penny "I have to admit he really got us today. Oh look Tiff he's even left a change of clothes for us" indicating two t shirts and pairs of pink hot pants laid out on the bench "How considerate!"

Sam and Mandy meanwhile looked in awe at Mark.
"I cant believe that just happened" said a shocked Sam "that was such fun and we stayed clean"
However Mark just smiled having picked up one of two pies remaining on the table.
"No Mark you wouldn't, we helped" but Sam's words were drowned out as Mark smashed the pie into her face.
Mandy laughed at her friends plight pointing gleefully at her face but abruptly her laughter ended as Mark picked up the remaining pie before planting it into her face smearing it in firmly.
"Game set and match" was Marks reply. "Now that was fun" before swiftly moving away towards the exit before any retribution!!