Ten days had passed since the first S4U booking so Mark was delighted to receive a call from Tiffany the Company Receptionist.
"Hi Mark, you'll be pleased to know we've got an interesting booking for you next week. It's a double booking for a Stag and Hen night" she began. "Dont worry you're only required for the Hen party, Sam and Mandy have to cope with the Stag lads!"
Mark smiled, a boozy group of females sounds an interesting prospect but felt sorry for the two girls!
"And what might I inquire is my role for the evening?" he replied with an element of sarcasm.
Tiffany laughed "Oh just look good, be prepared for some fun and games at your expense, I'm sure you can cope. And by the way I'll be there as part of the Hen group, its my cousin Emma who's getting married! So behave yourself!"
"Me behave" replied Mark "I suspect that will not be the case! See you next week".

Mark was quite interested in how the Stag event would go and knowing that was starting earlier than his booking thought he would pop in to look. Both events were being held at the S4U base so on arrival Mark was not surprised to find a nervous Sam and Mandy in the office both looking very sexy in matching tight white T shirts and pink hot pants.
"Well" said Mark "Good luck i saw the beer being delivered, could get a bit messy"
"A bit messy " cried Sam "Have you seen the number of pies and gunge Penny has arranged"
"And all for you my darlings. Meanwhile I have to entertain a small hen party of 10 , I'm sure, sensible young ladies. If Tiffany is involved I'm certain things won't get out of hand" he replied.
"Huh don't you believe it Mark "responded Mandy "I've been on some of these hen does, you poor deluded man"

Mark discretely entered the room where about 20 very loud and obviously quite drunk men were seated in front of a large table, which as Sam had said was overflowing with 50 pies, cartons of custard plus the gunge tank full of red coloured gunge. Sam and Mandy were led onto the stage by Penny who was acting as MC wearing black trousers and a yellow blouse.
The lucky Stag was invited to join the 2 girls and after a couple of silly games which resulted in him losing trousers and shirt in a rigged game of cards the fun really started. He was then invited to pie both Sam and Mandy in the face which he did with great relish before tipping a carton of custard over each girl. Both girls acted the part of complete shock before gaining some revenge by each delivering a pie sandwich to the fortunate man before pouring two cartons of custard into the front and back of his boxer shorts.
This was the signal for general mayhem as the stag party were invited to nail the 2 girls with pies as both girls sat patiently waiting their fate in two chairs conveniently provided by Penny. A queue of some description formed as the guys took delight in pieing Sam and Mandy repeatedly in the face and body. When the pies had been demolished as indeed had the two girls , Penny asked for a 5 minute break for the girls to have a break before the gunge tank came into use. The guys happily went back to the bar whilst the bedraggled pie splattered girls slipped into the changing area. Mark tried not to laugh but could not suppress a smile as they walked past.
"Dont think you're getting away that easy" snarled Sam.

Mark didn't stay for the second part as he was required in the other hall. Immediately he saw a group of giggling ladies centred around a red headed girl of about 25 with the name of Emma on her pink T shirt. In fact all the ladies were similarly attired with T shirts accompanied mainly by short mini skirts in a variety of colours.
He smiled and waved to Tiffany who seemed to be enjoying herself explaining something to the other ladies. Mark however was a little concerned to see the pillory, a table of pies, a large number of buckets and an evil smile on the face of Penny who had appeared in the room.
"Now ladies" she began "Please take your seats and very soon the erm entertainment will begin. Let me introduce Mark". A general whooping erupted from the ladies.
Mark was wearing a cream polo shirt and light blue jeans and enjoyed the attention.
"So" con tinued Penny "Tonight we have as part of our cultural programme a quiz but with a difference. Mark will need to answer questions correctly to prevent various forfeits occuring" with a smile in his direction.
"Mark" commanded Penny "please take your place in the pillory, perhaps Emma and Tiff could assist". Emma seemed a bit nervous but encouraged by her cousin started to place Mark in the pillory.
"Ah" said Penny. "Its going to be a bit different today. Place him in front of the pillory with his arms trapped in the holes. The girls did as they were told. Mark began to look worried. He was trapped unable to move his arms facing the hen party although his face was free.

Very soon Mark worked out why Penny had arranged things. As she took the role of quiz host it was no surprise that Mark had no idea of answers due to the fact that all the questions were about Emma the bride to be! After his first wrong answer Penny invited Emma to come forward and handed here a cream pie. Rather nervously and almost apologetically she placed it gently into Mark's face. Six more questions all provided wrong answers from Mark. This time Penny encouraged Emma to be more forceful with the pieing and offered to demonstrate. Sure enough with a mean look on her face Penny smashed the pie into Marks face smearing and rubbing it in.
Its fair to say Emma got the message and the next two pies were firmly planted in his face and head. followed by two more pies firmly into his chest by a now tipsy Emma and then a further pie to his crutch rubbed cheekily around as she gave him a knowing wink
"Now its only fair "said Penny "that you other ladies get a chance to join in the fun. One at a time please"
Well of course that was never going to happen as the remaining ladies armed themselves with the remaining pies and custard completely destroying the defenceless Mark. Although by this stage his eyes blinded with cream he could hear Tiffany whisper in his ear something like having fun still!
Eventually the barrage ended and again he heard Penny's voice.
"Ladies I think Mark needs cleaning up before the gunge"
A torrent of water hit Mark as three bucketfuls of, so he discovered, cold water hit him which had the effect of clearing the mess but leaving him in an obviously aroused state.
This time he could hear Tiffanys voice. "Emma I think Marks clothes are ruined i think you should remove them".
To shrieks of delight from her fellow hens Emma whipped off Marks trousers before releasing his hands from the pillory removing his shirt.

TO BE CONTINUED