Ira and Bobby meet Gal Gadot (featuring Mira) It was a Friday evening, and the town was abuzz with excitement. The latest of the Wonder Woman series was premiering in the downtown movie theater. This was Wonder Woman 5, and once again, it starred th...

Bagheera's Messy Wrestling Debut Taina walked into the Main Studio of WAM Bagheera Studio, the number one place for making messy videos in all of Venezuela. She was riding on Cloud 9 as Taina was the reigning champion of the WAM Wrestling Federation...

Bagheera's Third Messy Loss I can't believe I let Bobby talk me into being on this stupid show. "Why did I make that stupid bet with him?" So, Let's See How Messy We Can Get You! was the number one rated-show in its timeslot on Thursday night at...

Mel's Messy Comeuppance It was Friday afternoon, and expectations at the Johnson-Warner Auto Parts Factory were running high. Everyone knew about the bet that Bobby and Mel had made over who would win the Super Bowl. Bobby bet on Kansas City while M...

I TOLD YOU SO: THE SEQUEL "ARRGHHH! You Son-of-a-Fucking Bitch!" Ooh Bobby Boner. I am so going to get you for this! "You FUCKING BASTARD!" As Sammy Jean sat there, shivering from that deluge of melted chocolate ice cream and cold water I had j...

So, You Think You Know It All! "Shit," Chloe whispered to herself as she quietly took a seat on the rather hard folding-chair. "Why did I allow Bobby to talk me into this." Chloe was the Wednesday night contestant on the gameshow, So, You Think You...

Payback is So Sweet: Bagheera Receives Her Messy Comeuppance It was a little before 8 AM on a Monday morning. The Assistant had already been at work for several hours. Not because he had been told to, but because he wanted to be there. Ever since...

Hikari and Paoli fight over a Boy! "THAT FUCKING BITCH . . . oooh, I'm going to kill her!" That two-timing, back-stabbing . . . ooh . . . I'm going to get her for this. So, help me . . . I will. The events that transpired this Thursday morning,...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing: Part 2 The Rematch "Shit! How stupid of me. I can't believe I keep falling for his . . . ooh!" I hate Richard. I mean, I REALLY hate him. How did he ever turn Marci against me? As I stood there,...

THIS MEANS WAR: A Chocolate Lover's Delight "You're enjoying this, Bobby . . . AREN'T YOU?" My best friend, Bagheera, shouted at me. She was my long-standing friend. And though, living far apart, we tried to get together as much as possible. And w...

I Told You So! Chocolate Heaven "OH SHIT," Sammy Jean Smith screamed as that ice cold water hit her. "Fuck you, Bobby Boner! Are you HAPPY, now?" My long-time friend looked anything but happy. As that bucket of icy water ran down her face and ont...

Oh What a Tangled Web We Weave: A Lost Bet, Indeed! "Shit. How did I get myself in this mess," Janice said to herself as she sat down in the middle of the employees dining room. All the tables had been moved to one side, clearing a space for the fo...

Mud on the Water: A Messy Sequel "Hi Florita," I shouted to my Latino lover as I spotted her entering the carnival from across the concourse. I waived, heartily, in response to the almost frantic beckon from where she paid her entrance fee. Not...

SORRY CHLOE: YOU LOST! "THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Chloe exclaimed as that bucket of really cold water hit her fully in the face and on her chest. "I only got one answer wrong." "Sorry Chloe, but one wrong answer is all it took." Chloe Whitaker is my...

A 4th of July Sequel: Brooke and Bobby Battle at the Pool "Wow, you really know how to throw a party, Brooke," I said as I picked up a monstrous chocolate cream pie. Brooke Maddison, my dear friend, had invited me over to her place on this Saturd...

Dee's Wet Fall As Dee Smythe pulled up to the Stepford house, she was, once again, reminded how far she was from Densington, Nebraska, otherwise known as 'Smallville, USA' just another of many tiny burgs in the heartland of America. Not to be conf...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing Part Three My so-called friends had one last trick up their sleeves. Richard wheeled out a pastry cart loaded with pies of all sorts, but mostly chocolate pudding ones. There were 26 pies on that car...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing Part Two Somebody took pity on me and handed me a large towel. It wasn't my former friend and her dipshit boyfriend. It was that Montana guy. After a couple of minutes, I had managed to wipe away just...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing "Well, that's just great," I said after taking my first pie of the day. And naturally, that A-hole just had to pick chocolate. "What a dip wad," I sighed as I looked at my reflection in that puddle of...

A 4th of July Mud Larking Aventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud! Part 4 Later, as we lay there in that shallow muck, with Brooke tracing lines through the mud on my naked stomach, while I gently played with the nipple of her right breast, I said...

A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud! Part 3 With the balls of my thumbs, I reached up and started massaging Brooke's nipples. Soon they became as rock hard as my dick was. As I kept titillating Brooke's magnificent t...

A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud! Part 2 Arrrgghhh! Caught totally unprepared, I lost my balance and fell flat on my back into that slimy pit of mud. Coming up, I was wearing a fresh coat of dark brown muck, an...

A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud! "Hi Brooke," I said as I finally laid eyes on England's (unofficial) reigning 'Queen of Messiness,' the famous Brooke Maddison. My long-awaited trip from Montana to the w...

Part 4 Approximately ten steps from the chocolate shower was the last stage of tonight's entertainment stage. For the better part of three hours everyone in the Marquis had wondered what was behind the blue and silver curtains. Now, they were going...

Part 3 Now, at last we had finished with all the pies, puddings, and custard. In a little over fifteen minutes Vonni and I had covered each other with the muck from forty pies, fifty gallons of pudding and about ten gallons of various custards. To s...

PART 2 A hush came over the crowd as Ivanna and I stepped up to that first table and each picked up one of those huge chocolate pudding pies. And they were enormous. Each of the deep-dish crusts were packed with a full three inches of rich, creamy...

The Beginning: "I can't believe it's finally the Day, Bobby . . . can you?" As I looked at my fiancée, the woman I loved more than life itself, I couldn't believe how lucky I was. Thank you, God! "I'm glad it's here, baby," I said in reply....

Mud on the Water: Part 3 As Florita laid there, flat on her back, muddy legs spread wide, I looked down upon that muddy junction between her thighs. And then, I slowly went down on her. Let me tell you something. Mud doesn't taste good. Especial...

Mud on the Water: Part 2 Oh wow. Fuck Me! That is so . . ." "Hmm Hmmm!" Oh wow. He tastes so good! I can't believe this is happening to me. As I looked up at this beautiful, mud-covered creature, who was giving my equally mud-soaked cock a blo...

Mud on the Water It was my first time in country. Though it was hotter than I like, the scenery was amazing. Everything was so green and the loud calls and songs of so many flamingos as they flittered and soared through the air was unforgettable....

"ARIANA'S RICHLY DESERVED DESSERT" How the Tables are Turned! Ariana, the dominatrix has her own show on "the Dom Channel" a subsidiary of the Messy Fun Network. She goes by the stage name of Dominique the Dominatrix, or 'Dom the dom'. She really t...

One year later, Ivanna and I, who by now had become the talk-about item all over town, received an invitation to have an "anniversary dinner and entertainment show" at the Marquis, all expenses paid. "Hey Ivanna," I said, as soon as the blonde-haire...

For those fans out there who wanted to read the entire story, "Tit for Tat" without interruption, now you can. I have combined both parts of 'Tit for Tat' into one storyline. And for those who would like to read all of the sequel, "Tit for Tat: Rober...

Epilogue: As we stood there, clothing drenched, every inch of our bodies covered from head to toe in liquid chocolate, I felt more alive than I had ever before. While standing there, taking it all in, listening to the roar of our crowd of admirers,...

Round Six: As we stood, hand in hand, at that last table and looked at those beautiful fountains, each pouring down its own distinctive kind of liquid chocolate, Mr. Harkins walked over. This time it was hard to read his expression. It was almost li...

Round Five: So, as I stood there, all kinds of thoughts racing through my head, a chant started from the crowd of onlookers. Faint at first, it rose in decibel, as more and more of the partygoers joined in. I didn't understand it in the beginning. B...

Round Four: Finally, after what seemed an eternity, but was probably about three minutes, my adorable fiancé stood up. Then she looked at me. Let me tell you this, I felt like the temperature in that room had dropped about 40 degrees. If looks cou...

Round Three: A chair came sliding across the floor before I could respond to my fiancé's snide comment. It must have slid at least thirty feet before coming to a stop not more than six inches from my left leg. How it managed to stay upright is besid...

Round Two: Time for round two, I thought, or is it rounds two, three, four and five all rolled into one. And then the first pies started flying. We both threw pies as fast as we could. In less than a minute, Vonni and I had emptied that entire tab...

Round One And now, the time had arrived. Mr. Harkins and his staff had withdrawn to join the spectators. It was just Ivanna and me, standing at that first table. The one with the pies. "Wow." I said, as I drew a deep breath. "I can't believe this...

One year later, Ivanna and I, who by now had become the talk-about item all over town, received an invitation to have an "anniversary dinner and entertainment show" at the Marquis, all expenses paid. "Hey Ivanna," I said, as soon as the blonde-haire...

"By the way, my name is Roberto," I said while looking down at the messy face of my companion. "My friends call me Bobby." "Mine's Ivanna," the little sparkplug, her face covered in muck of various colors, said with a smile as we stepped into the d...

It was a stormy Friday night when I stepped into the Marquis for an afterwork drink, to loosen up, before my drive home. Normally I would have plans made for the end of the week, you know, dinner plans, with female companionship. But alas, that was n...