It is a normal Wednesday as Ira arrives at the office in her smart black pencil skirt and her new white sleeveless top. Ira has put on a new white bra to match the top and under her pencil skirt a black thong to ensure as smooth a look over hips as possible. Ira's outfit is complete with a pair open black high heels.

Ira greets Mira and Yana on reception. For the umpteenth time Ira enjoys the thought of a large pie going in Mira's stunningly beautiful face and a thick stream of custard falling onto Yana's long blonde hair. Ira moves through into the main office and toward her desk. Ira remembers to check her office chair for a pie, congratulating herself on doing this as she has fallen for this prank more than once!

Ira clears her email and gets on with her project work.

Natalia comes into the main office from reception and Ira glances at her, one of her office rivals and notes reluctantly that Natalia is looking pretty good in a tight black pencil skirt and a tight white formal blouse and some black high heels. Only after a moment does Ira realise that she and Natalia are very similarly dressed, which is slightly irritating.

Natalia strides to her desk her mood not great. Natalia is late to work because when she had first come out of her apartment she had triggered a trap set by her neighbour she was in constant conflict with. A whole bucket of chocolate custard sauce had emptied onto Natalia's head with a devastating effect on her hair, makeup, sky blue business suit and blouse!
Natalia could still hear the cackle of her neighbours laugh from her doorway as Natalia had stood in shock with the bucket over her head. Now finally cleaned up and changed Natalia was in the office with not very much time to prepare for her crucial meeting with the potential client Imperial Desserts. Natalia needs to close the deal with this bunch of guys today and while she was confident she was searching her mind for some final thing to push the deal over the line.

At this very moment Natalia sees Ira walking across the office to the kitchen. Of course there was the reflex thought to try and find a pie to put on Ira's chair which hopefully Ira would sit in when she returned but then Natalia noticed how similar Ira's outfit was to her own and a more useful plan began to form in her mind.

Natalia went out to the two receptionists and tells them what she needs and why. Both of them love the idea of course and Yana volunteers to go out and get what is needed from the supermarket right away.

It's not long before Yana returns and she and Yana set up for the meeting in the main conference room.

Natalia goes back into the main office and walks over to Ira.

"Hi Ira!"

"Hello!" Says Ira cheerfully with a smile.

"Listen, I have this meeting with Imperial Desserts in a few minutes. Your help could be vital in closing the deal."

"Oh! What do you need me to do?" Ira is pleased to help with such an important deal!

"Just be ready to come into the meeting if I send a message to come in and just back me up"

"Absolutely!" Affirms Ira. "I will be ready!"

"Great, I'll get Mira to call you if I need you!"

"Understood. It would be great to sign those guys up."

"So true" agrees Natalia, trying hard to suppress her delight at how well this is coming together.

Ira is quite excited! It will be great to help land Imperial Desserts as a client.

Natalia walks swiftly back out to reception and gives Mira and Yana an enthusiastic thumbs up. At that moment the team from Imperial Desserts arrives and Natalia shepherds them into the meeting room.

Natalia launches into the meeting and it is going quite well. At some point she is asked why a collection of Imperial's product are on the sideboard and Natalia gives a flirtatious smile and replies that if they can get a deal signed today then 'someone in a black pencil skirt and a white top' is going to get messy. All the client team look at what Natalia is wearing, smile and press on with the meeting with a bit more enthusiasm.

After a little more negotiation it is clear that a deal has been reached! Congratulations are exchanged all round and soon hints are being dropped by the clients about the promised mess. Natalia says she needs a moment for that! Natalia leans out of the conference room and gives Mira on reception the thumbs up.

Mira squeals with excitement and goes into the main office and straight to Ira!

"Natalia needs you in the meeting to help finish the deal!!" Says Mira with a note of urgency.

"Oh ok!" Says Ira who gets up, smooths out her skirt, and checks her hair in a glass door on the way to the meeting room. Yana and Mira give her huge smiles as she goes past to the meeting room door. Ira opens the door and slips in. The Imperial team are looking happy and Natalia is not sitting at the table but is standing up by the main sideboard where an array of Imperial Dessert Products are displayed.

"Ira!" Cries Natalia "thank you for coming, join me here" Natalia waves Ira over her and turns to the clients and quickly gestures at Ira's outfit while giving the clients a knowing wink. The clients immediately see what Natalia has done as Ira's clothes match the promise made in the meeting.

"So" says Ira, "how can I help?"

"Well'" says Natalia "we are very close to a deal but Imperial want to be sure we are committed, that we understand and appreciate their products"

"Well of course" agrees Ira without really understanding.

"We want to be sure." Starts the head of the Imperial team, "that you really feel our product values"

Ira nods at the man, not sure what to say but this allows Natalia to deftly slip a chocolate pudding pie with cream topping into her hand without Ira noticing.

"Well we really want to make sure that is true!" Exclaims Natalia.

Ira's attention comes back to Natalia and she sees the deep pie in Natalia's hand. Ira freezes, a sense of alarm comes over her but she feels she cannot panic in front of the meeting.

"This chocolate pudding and cream pie is we know your best seller and I want you to know we know why." Explains Natalia and then deftly slaps the pie in Ira's face!

Chocolate pudding sprays out down Ira's front starkly contrasting with her white top. When the tin foil dish falls away it reveals her features thick coated with pie filling and broken biscuit crust. Ira stands paralysed by this huge turn of events. The Imperial team cheer and clap.

Natalia meanwhile has picked up a second of the chocolate pudding pies' "Amazing! Such a great product. Let's see that again!" And sure enough the second pie goes in Ira's face as well. Even more chocolate and cream mess is splattered down onto Ira's bust and down onto her skirt. Even more Cheers and claps. Ira is stuck in disbelief and the feeling of the mess soaking through her top.

"Now" continues Natalia "we know we have to pick up the pace on the less well known of your products like this pistachio sauce" Natalia picks up a large bowl of the green sauce. The Imperial team cheer on Natalia which drowns out Ira's mutter of "No"

Natalia carefully pours the green sauce over Ira's head taking care to cover her hair but there is plenty of sauce so the front and back of Ira's top is soaked by the sauce, some even running down her black skirt. The cheering is getting louder.

"And this provides a great contrasting colour for even more of the chocolate pudding pies!" Natalia cannot believe how well this is going! This time she slaps the pie down on top of Ira's head, leaving the tin foil dish as a ridiculous looking hat on Ira's head. Cheering and laughter reaches a higher level. Lumps of pie start to slide down Ira's mucky hair.

"Of course the Imperial Cool Whip pie deserves a mention" Natalia picks up the large pie, smiles shows it to the meeting and slaps it into Ira's crotch with a loud wet impact noise making an even bigger mess of Ira's skirt. Ira lets out a quiet groan as the mess soaks through both her skirt and thong.

"Well," says the team leader for Imperial "I think we can say that you do understand our product and I have to thank Natalia and Ira for such a great deal close" More cheers and applause.

Ira has not even wiped her eyes clear of the accumulated mess which is all over her head so is easily lead by Natalia toward the meeting room door.

"I'm so glad we have an agreement" gushes Natalia as she stands Ira by the door and bends her forward to lean on the back of a chair. "As you leave please take the chance to slap a pie on Ira's bottom" And sure enough as the Imperial team leave Ira gets five pies slapped on her her behind and rubbed in soaking her skirt and bottom in sticky mess. Natalia follows the visitors out and takes the chance to slap a pie home on Ira's very messy behind.

Ira stays bent over in the meeting room alone for a minute or two before slowly standing up. Ira finally wipes her eyes goes out of the room and heads back to the main office past Mira and Yana who are giggling very hard.