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Monopiely--Part One
Story by gungeguynorth
Posted 5/20/25     462 views
STORY - PART ONE

I was wondering if I'd got the right address as I drove up the long winding road through the wooded area with a mansion lit up in the distance. Rob and Matt had been going on for ages about a games night they go to with one of their friends - they said he was single and I should go join them. I was getting nervous as I drove up to the front of the house. I could see their car parked up, I definitely had the right place!

I parked up next to theirs, grabbed everything I needed and went to the front door. The door creaked open, a ruggedly handsome and hairy guy answered. I felt a little flushed as I watched this handsome guy appear He was wearing a replica kit from that football show about the American football coach - blue and red striped with the same coloured shorts. "You must be Sam, do come in" as he gestured me through the doorway. I almost choked as I said "thanks, yeah I'm Sam - you must be Rich?" He had a grin on his face, I could see Rob and Matt at the other end of the hallway, drinks in hand, piss themselves laughing as I said that. "Rich is that what THEY told you? I am definitely that, but you can call me Chris" he said as he closed the door behind me.

He was even more stunning up close, and smelt amazing, I could feel myself getting redder as I stared at him. I quickly looked over at Rob and Matt to distract myself as I said hi to them. "What have you got there Sam" asked Chris as he pointed to the large box in my hand. "Oh I made something..." Chris opened the box and grinned "it's a lemon meringue pie, freshly made today - the guys said you liked a bit of pie for game night". "Oh they were right there my new friend" said Chris as he dipped his index finger right into the middle of the gooey meringue, I was a bit shocked, but hugely turned on. He took his finger out, looking at the white and yellow goo on his fingers, before licking his finger clean. "Hmm that tasted good, can't wait til we can all dip into it soon" he gestured. Rob and Matt gave each other a glance and smirked.

We headed to the kitchen, put down the pie on the counter and had a quick drink to start the night. Chris was notching up his flirt mode with me, getting a little close at times but I really didn't mind. I kept staring into his deep dark eyes, trying not to get a boner under my jeans - thankfully my choice of shirt was quite long this evening! Chris swigged the last of his drink, patted me on the shoulder and said "Right guys, do you wanna head up and get changed, and I'll meet you in the games room?". "Changed? What do you mean?" I asked - a bit concerned as I didn't have anything with me. Rob and Matt, the jokers, laughing again - Chris stepped in front of me, a knowing smile on his face again "let me guess - they didn't mention? Not to worry Sam, I have plenty of stuff that should fit you". He grabbed my hand "Follow me". We left the kitchen, went up the main staircase and into his master bedroom.

His bedroom was pretty tidy, and huge - probably the same size as my entire flat. His bed was probably bigger than my bedroom! He opened a door to a walk in wardrobe FULL of sports gear. "Anything in here take your fancy? Be my guest" I looked around and then back at him "I quite liked that show, you know..." Pointing to his own football kit, as my hand brushed against his nipples. "Well I quite like the look of something else too" he winked and leant in for a kiss as he started wrapping his arms around me. He stopped and quickly turned me around, facing the huge mirror on the wall, I could see my bulge getting bigger, as he put his head onto my shoulder and whispered "but first we need to get you out of your clothes!" His hands started to unbutton my shirt, wandering in and brushing over my light-haired chest. He tugged at the shirt to get it off my back, then took his own shirt off his back. I stayed looking forward into the mirror. He was like a hairy beast, thick black fur across his chest and stomach. He handed me his shirt as his hands went for my belt. I put the shirt over my head, and I felt the warmth of his body and his masculine stench coming through. My head poked through the neck, he whispered "hmm yeah I think that definitely looks better on you!" As his kissed the back of my neck.

My chinos fell to the floor, revealing my briefs, hidden once more by the shirt I'd just put on. "We have a rule on game night, ONLY the sports kit" and with that he tucked his fingers into the sides of my briefs and slowly lowered them. I was rock hard by this point, and I felt the waistband drag my cock down, it catapulted back up as it tented the inside of the football shirt. "I think we're going to have a good night tonight" said Chris, bringing my hands to his own sides, guiding his shorts down his thighs, then a sudden thud against my back of his thick and hot cock. I could see his legs through the mirror, thick tree trunks covered in fur again. He had his shorts scrunched up and pushed them into my face "get used to this smell my new friend, sorry if they're a bit sticky" he grinned as he walked off into the rails of sports gear. I inhaled deeply, his scent was driving me wild. I bent down and put on the shorts, they were still warm, and slightly sticky where his pre-cum had leaked. He reappeared wearing a black nylon puma tracksuit, I didn't think he could look any more hot, but he managed it! "Right, let's head over or they'll start without us" he gave me another kiss before grabbing my hand and leading me out of his room into the hallway.

Chris pushed open a door just down the corridor, Matt and Rob were already there, using the time for a quick snog. "Ok guys, you've plenty of time for that later - time to get started" Matt was dressed in a blue Chelsea kit, with Rob in a red Man Utd shirt with black shorts. They were both handsome guys I'd quite fancied for a while, I was feeling all kinds of emotions between them and Chris. We were walked over to a waist-height pedestal which had my lemon meringue pie on top. "We need to work out who's going first - so we'll toss for it" said Matt as he lowered his shorts and gestured us all to do the same. Rob joined him, it was the first time I'd seen their cocks, both nice and thick, Matt uncut but Rob was cut. I looked over at Chris who was trying to hold my gaze as he lowered his tracksuit bottoms to reveal a rock hard cock. It was easily 7" long and thick, he grabbed it, pulling back the foreskin to reveal a glistening dark pink head. His pubes were thick and dark black just like his hair and fur, it was trimmed but still plentiful. He looked to me, I was feeling nervous but before I could do anything, Matt yanked my shorts down from the side. I looked back over at Chris who was eyeing me up and down "so is this pie all natural?" He asked "err yeah all fresh today" "oh good, can't stand that store bought shit" as he plunged his cock into the marshmallow topping. "First to cum, first on the board" Matt and Rob eagerly did the same, Matt pushing into the topping, Rob let his cock sit on top before pushing it down. I could hear their groans of pleasure. "Got to be in it to win it Sam" said Chris as he gestured me towards the pie. I pushed into it, it felt sticky and had suction, I could see Chris was really enjoying himself. I pushed deeper and felt the texture change as I hit the lemon - it felt fucking good. Matt and Rob were both getting into it, hands on the base of their cocks and both kissing each other. Chris leant in, thrusting slightly as his cock went in and out of the meringue. He kissed me hard and slow, with his hand moving mine from my own cock to the base of his. He reached over and grabbed mine. It felt so good I could swear I was leaking into it. I heard a groan from Matt and could see him shudder by my side. Chris leant back again, grinning "you always do this Matt - how does Rob put up with you??"

So that was it - Matt was going first on the board. Everyone took their cock out of my now sad-looking mushed up pie, a sea of white and yellow. Chris grabbed his own cock, squeezing the mallow and filling off it into the crease between his thumb and forefinger. He looked into my eyes, grabbed the back of my neck with his clean hand, and pushed his creamy hand crevice into my face. I sucked at it then licked his hand clean, have to say my cooking was quite good - but definitely had a slightly salty taste to it. He used his hand to grab my cock, squeeing all the food off it, before licking it off his hand seductively. Matt and Rob had already moved over to the sofas "right, they're a pair of arseholes out to win everything - we're gonna work as a team tonight and gonna win it!" He winked at me and led me over to the other sofa. The sofa was made out of that crash mat material, and it was nice and soft to sink into. I was right next to Chris, almost squashed up to him. I was fancying him more every minute, but was wondering what I'd let myself in for tonight.

It was monopoly night, the board was set out on the table, and Chris had even put the piles of Monopoly money in front of us all to kick it off. He had custom pieces for the players - Matt was a pie, Rob was a splat symbol, Chris was a bucket and finally mine was a doughnut - or maybe it was a pool who knows! Matt rolled first with a 4 - Income Tax "unlucky fucker" yelled Chris as he took M200 off him (I guessed Christ was the banker!), next it was Rob - 9 Pentonville. I thought he would have bought it, but he just said "I'm waiting for something a bit better to come up" and handed me the dice with a smirk. I rolled 11 - Pall Mall - I quickly grabbed my M140 and handed it to Chris - they all cheered. "Congratulations on your new property Sam, just hold on a minute while I get you the deeds" said Chris. He walked to the other side of the room, grabbed a trolley covered in a large sheet and wheeled it behind the sofa. He leant over the back of the sofa, whispering softly "hold out your hands, and close your eyes handsome". I did as I was told, getting slightly horny as I felt the warmth from Chris stood behind me. *SMACK* my face was engulfed in thick cream, I was in shock, quickly wiping my eyes to see a mess of white cream and thick pink goo falling from my face into my lap. The pie tray was a pink piece of card that had landed on the floor. "You'd better pick that up before someone steals it" he joked as he sat down beside me. I didn't know what to do with myself, Rob and Matt were looking over with a great big smirk, hands on each others crotches, and Chris was finding the dice. He leant over, licked the side of my face and swallowed. "It's not as good as your pie, the gunge filling doesn't have as much flavour!".

Chris rolled 7 - chance - get out of jail free "I think I'll be keeping that one!" He handed the dice back to Matt "come on fucker, you're getting messy tonight!" Said Rob as he nudged Matt to roll. 7 - Pall Mall "Unlucky - he hasn't got any property on there!" Yelled Matt in delight as he passed his rent to me. Rob was next to roll - 9 - Marlborough Street "come on then hard man, give it to me" he gestured to Chris with his hands. Chris grabbed an orange pie, took a run towards their sofa and threw it at Rob - fuck he had an amazing aim - right in his smug little face! The splat as it hit him was amazing, with the white foam and orange gunge splattering over his hair, down his top and covering the sofa behind him. He laughed and grabbed the pie tray to put on the table in front of him. My turn again, still slightly nervous but horny as hell - I rolled - 10 Strand. He grabbed a red pie and smashed it into the top of my head, my hair all ruined with thick gooey pie as large blobs rolled down my shirt. My cock kept throbbing and tenting in my borrowed shorts. "Thanks for that - really appreciate it!" I said as I grabbed my second tray. Chris rolled 9 - Bow Street. "I think you can do the honours to Chris" said Matt. I stood up carefully not to show my excitement too much grabbing an orange pie and eagerly walking over to Chris. "I think I'll put this up for auction actually" said Chris as he smirked at me. I think he could see the disappointment in my face "fuck I'll buy it - could do with a set!" Said Rob. "Fine, close your eyes" and I smashed that pie hard into Robs face. I kept hold of the pie and dragged it down onto his shirt, an orange and white smear all the way down to the sponsor on his shirt. "Keep going, I might enjoy it.." He laughed, I looked down and saw he was absolutely rock hard with a leaky patch emerging.

We kept going, Matt landed on Vine Street - choosing to keep it and ending up with an orange face Rob landing on Piccalilli, adding a lovely shade of yellow to add to his orange. I rolled and landed on the Water Works Chris stood up and walked over to the bar in the corner, he picked up a large bottle of water. "Thirsty?" He looked at me as he raised the bottle over my head, soaking my hair and watering down the white foam over my shirt. It was freezing cold, but I think I really needed it right now! The kit was cold and wet, it clung to me as the water seeped through the material. I shook my head, making sure that some of the water and globs of goo managed to make their way onto Chris's tracksuit. "You sod, that was nice and clean!" He shouted. It was Chris's turn now, he landed on Leicester Square - he HAD to buy it, and thankfully he did. He moved the money from his side of the table back into the bankers box. I eagerly grabbed a yellow pie. "Stand up and take it like a man" I said, grinning as I was about to get some payback. He looked at me with side eye, but did as he was told. He stood up, put his hands behind his back. I moved the pie up to his chin, watching his eyes gaze upon it, edging it slowly back and forth. I could see his bulge getting bigger and bigger. "Now do I do this nice and slow, or with a SMASH" edging the pie to him quickly, he flinched I moved my arm back as I took aim and went for it, smashing it right into his face, his mouth open just as it hit. He yelped a little as he wasn't expecting the force, spitting out a bit of pie as he stopped himself from falling over. His shoulders were covered in the pie foam and yellow filling, little specs of white dotted all over his black tracksuit. "It's two for flinching isn't it?" Asked Matt "Yes Matt, it is" as I grabbed another yellow pie and smashed it into the back of his head while Chris was bent over. His whole head now engulfed in yellow goo and foam. "Good man Sam!" "Fuck yeah" from Matt and Rob as they high fived each other. "You know this is just getting started tonight don't you?" Asked Chris, a massive grin appearing as he wiped away the mess from his face.

Matt rolled again, Water Works "Jesus how much money am I giving you Sam??" "Well, if you take a forfeit you don't have to pay?" "What is it?" "That would be telling" he thought about it for a moment "Ok sure, I'll take the forfeit". With that, I grabbed the half full bottle Chris had soaked me with and walked over to Matt. He closed his eyes and winced as he knew what was coming. I slowly drizzled the water through his hair, washing away some of the creamy pie mess, I brushed my hand through his hair making sure the whole thing was soaked. The water was dribbling down his face, making lines through the orange and yellow goo, a mixture of gunk and water dripping down onto his kit. I gave that a hand too, wiping the slimy mixture down his kit. It got to his shorts, I gave him a look, then looked back at Chris who gave me a look of approval as I poured the water directly over his crotch and wiped down, smearing the mixture against his rock hard cock. He let out a slight moan through the shock of the cold water and the feel of the slimy mix. "If you keep going, you'll have to do the same to me" said Matt "Next round I promise" making a kiss gesture back to Matt. Chris just laughed and gave his own crotch a quick feel as I sat back down.

Rob landed on Community Chest - A banking error in your favour, take a property from any of your neighbours - he looked at me and stole the waterboard, along with the remaining water in the bottle. He leant back and poured the rest of the water over his face, gasping at the coldness (Chris might have left it in the fridge before the game!) and wiping off the excess pie gunk from his face. He looked happy, throwing the dice back towards me. Mayfair, an expensive property but I had enough to buy it - but before I had chance to even grab the money, Chris appeared with a heavy looking blue-filled pie. "Open wide fucker" he yelled as he aimed the pie at me, I shut my eyes and felt the impact, he pulled my head forwards so he could grab the pie back as he hit me for a second time on my stomach with it - smearing the thick gooey blue gunk all over the shirt. It was seriously thick gunk in this one, it felt heavy and slimy, I was getting harder as the mess on my shirt was seriously starting to weigh me down and the moist mess was seeping through to my body as it clung to me.

Chris rolled his dice, he landed on chance - a banking error in your favour, pie the banker, if you are the banker watch out! - All three of us grabbed a plain white pie from the trolley and cornered Chris. "No no no guys, come on we can just play past this one how about I give you all M1k each for the rest of the game" Rob threw first, his pie landed on top of Chris's head, covering his now matted hair in the white foam. Matt thrust his pie into his chest, smearing it over his pecs, the pie dish falling off and onto the floor. He looked at me "someone has been a naughty banker bend over" I grabbed the back of his neck in a dominant way and pushed him down in front of me, my crotch inches away from his clean arse. I lined up the pie with his arse and pushed it in slowly, making the pie tin cling to his tracksuit as I pushed my way into it. I leant over him, my soggy kit making contact with his clean back, the cold slimy mess mingling as he made an "ewww" sound, I flung my arms around him to transfer as much of the mess onto him as I could. "Bastard" he shouted before laughing.

We played for another hour, gaining properties and throwing pies galore. Each of us a colourful mess with our kits and an arsenal of pie trays as things became a little more interesting. Chris called half time after the second hour for a quick break. He suggested a change of kit before the last few hours of gameplay. We each took a quick shower in one of his many bathrooms and changed into our finals kits. Rob changed into a clean bright red Liverpool kit with white shorts, Matt into a Manchester City blue shirt with blue shorts, I was left with a purple Harchester United shirt and shorts set. I walked by Chris's bedroom on the way back to the games room, he was stood naked looking into his walk-in wardrobe "damn I knew that kit would look good on you" he said as he leant in to kiss me, his cock starting to twitch as it filled. I'd been hard all night and it wasn't going down any time soon. My hand reached down and stroked his cock, bringing it to full attention. I got on my knees and licked it from balls to tip, Chris groaning as it started to drip again. "Plenty of time for that" I said as I quickly got back to my feet and looked down at his rock hard cock. Let me find something for you I walked further into the closet and pulled out a black and white Newcastle united shirt and some black silky shorts for him to wear. "Hmmm good choice my man" as he started to put his gear on.
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