Darcie Makes a Convert (Or Olivia's Initiation) Hey, everybody! A lot has happened since I was last here. The biggest news is that The Three Stoogettes are together permanently! How did that happen you ask? Well, like many companies, the softwa...

Darcie Makes a Convert: Part 2 (Or Olivia Drowns the Gown) Hi, guys! I'm back for part 2! What? Where was the sex in the last story? Everyone doesn't have sex at the drop of the hat! This isn't A Parallel Universe. Practice delayed gratificat...

She was craving the feeling of hot water on her cold body. But the water wasn't heating up enough. She was still standing on the cold tile in only her sexy slutty school uniform. The clothes were definitely too small for her, but since it was her sen...

Darcie Makes a Convert: Part 3 (Or Olivia is One of Us) We slept in and skipped church on Sunday. We're not Easter and Christmas types, but there is just only so much daylight in the summer and we love our weekends. Of course I don't have to work...

Darcie Makes a Convert: Part 4 (Or a New Mud Goddess) Let's recap, shall we? Cue the Omnipotent Narrator Guy! ONG Previously in our story, Olivia, wife of Darcie's old friend Jared, whom Darcie had classified as a tight-assed bi D Hey! Be Ni...

Welcome Home: The Darcie Way (Warning: Extremely Graphic!) It's Darcie again everyone! Summer marched on after Olivia's trash the dress video and got hotter and more humid like always. Mom and Dad's Fourth of July barbecue got a little bigger wit...

Darcie's Muddy Rescue: Part 1 (Inspired by DownloadDreams.com's Skylar's Day Off: The Mud Adventure) I'm back again! I promise I'll really try to stay on track and tell you the story I intended to tell the last time. I was just so worked up about...

Darcie's Muddy Rescue: Part 2 I can't believe that I had to split this into two parts. We got back to Jared and Olivia's house. Jared fired up the grill and Olivia headed for the kitchen to make up other food. Skylar and I went in and insisted t...

Darcie Says I Miss You Hey Guys and Gals! Remember I told you I might let you in on some of the videos we made for the guys when they travel? Well, I'll get to that in a minute. First I wanted to let you all know what's happened since we saved S...

Me: Hey, MM, thanks for coming over. Can I get you anything to drink?(6:00pm) Muddymudder: hi, yep(6:01pm) Muddymudder: what you suggest?(6:01pm) Me: I have some water, milk, ice tea, cheap beer.(6:02pm) Me: Also, I knew you were coming, so I ba...

Darcie Takes Her Medicine: Part 1 Hey, guys! Wetgalfan was originally going to get more chapters up about Taylor, Ashley's sorority sister, but I insisted on butting in! I know I promised to tell you all about what happened at Olivia's sister's b...

Darcie Takes Her Medicine: Part 2 I said at the end of Part 1 that I was beginning to sound like Cindy and her mother Barb from our first trash the dress video (that we got paid for anyway) who were into domestic discipline. Well it may have been...

Darcie Takes Her Medicine: Part 3 We walked into Room 204 where I expected to take off my clothes and hang them up to dry and then let Jim have me. However as soon as I turned on the light, I knew immediately that it wasn't going to work out that...

Three Stoogettes and a Bridezilla I told you I'd finally get around to this. Hell! I'd better say this is Darcie since my name isn't in the title! The weekend after Labor Day, Beth, Steven, Debbie, Robert, Jim and I all headed over to Texarkana...

Bridezilla vs. Momzilla When we last left Darcie, she, Beth and Debbie were helping Olivia teach her sister a wet and messy lesson about being a bridezilla Sylvia threw her head back and groaned, Argh! but trudged right back to the slime machine...

Darcie Breaks Down Hi, everyone! I know it's been a long time since I've done a story. Well, as long as you don't count that crazy Captain Darcie thing. I mean seriously: Like I would ever get stripped naked in front of friends! Oh yeah; I did t...

Darcie Breaks Down Part 2 Let's recap Part 1. Beth, Debbie, Kellie and I were all dressed up and heading home from a business lunch with a prospective Trash the Dress client. Something in my car broke, leaving us stuck in a big mud puddle next to...

Kellie's Big Date (Or What Happens When You Give a Guy Your Number Covered in Mud) Hi, Guys! Darcie here! Yes, I know the story is supposed to be about Kellie but remember whose series this is! Anyway, Kellie and Johnny did go out that evening af...

Trash the MILF Darcie's mom finally gives in. It's Darcie again. I know some of you want to see some other stories, but I can't help it if I'm Wetgalfan's favorite character. I think he may finally be ready to go back and visit Amber's universe,...

Darcie Celebrates an Anniversary Hi, ya'll! It's Darcie back again. You know how we ladies love to celebrate all kinds of anniversaries, right? Well I am no exception. It's no secret that on our wedding anniversary, Jim takes me out under that...

Me: So, where were we? I think I was going to show you my back yard, MM. Muddymudder: oh yep I was waiting a longg time to see it Me: *Putting arm around your shoulder and guiding you to the back door. Me: *As I lean down to turn the knob, my arm...

Darcie's Wardrobe Malfunction Or Countdown to Clutch Hi, guys! I promise that subtitle will make more sense by the time this story arc is done. I'll give you a hint: If you recall, at the end of the last story I mentioned that Jim was going to H...

Darcie Takes a Trip Or Countdown to Clutch Part 2 Hi, guys and gals! I promise that the reference to Clutch will eventually make sense. Ok, now where are my vacation photos? Just kidding! To tell the truth, I probably could have left this and t...

It was late on Friday night and I was laying on my sisters sofa watching the movie Elf in a tiny village in the North of England, when I heard a knock at the window. I've been texting you nonstop for three days and am shocked to see your face, giggli...

Darcie and the Mouse Or Countdown to Clutch Part 3 I suggested to Wetgalfan that he call this Darcie and the Messiest Place on Earth. He said no but thanked me for giving him an idea for a Parallel Universe story. It's just as well. You can find...