Plot Summary: Coerced into appearing on a televised messy game show and then losing in grand style in front of his boss, his coworkers, his secret crush and pretty much the entire under-30 viewing demographic across the nation, Todd had never felt mo...

Aidan wasn't one to walk home from the bar to head to his apartment only to end up sleeping outside in the streets or something. No, he isn't that kind of man... at least, he wasn't totally drunk. Just enough to where driving was bad... which was one...

(Story requested by bobjim - I hope you like it) It had taken months of plotting to arrange for today's big event, but everything was going perfectly to plan for Rob. He'd been luckily that his cousin just happened to work as a researcher for the st...

A little later at the Robin office Ilaria is arriving for her first day of her visit to the Cyprus office. It had taken Ilaria a while to get over her humiliating ambush on her arrival yesterday but felt she was ok now and the hotel were working on c...

After his latest humiliation at the hands of Ben Danny felt low. It was bad enough being gunged and humiliated at Rick's club but at least he was being paid for that and it was just a job. Ben was just cruel, and the fact that his girlfriend's dad wa...

The night was now drawing to a close and Rick was determined to see Danny off with a bang and give him a messy humiliation he'd never forget. Backstage Danny was naked and hard and had been fitted with a cock ring and had his hands cuffed behind h...

The audience cheered, clapped and stomped their feet as the lights came up and the show started. On bounded Kelly, the hostess in a charcoal-coloured pantsuit with a vivid blue blouse underneath, a plunging neckline giving a hint of cleavage and a pe...

The Gunge Show team were revelling in the success of the first programme. Ratings had been unprecedented for a start-up minor channel, and much of the material had been re-posted on the internet. Kate felt that in some ways the pressure was now gre...

Fair warning! This is a long story, and it features both a guy and a girl getting messy. They each get it separately, so it's still readable even if you only fancy one gender. -- What Would You Do? is back for its 30th anniversary, and midway throug...

"I can. What did you decide to do?" "We'll to be honest I did make a mistake. I assumed that it was Courtney Cox who was setting these pranks up for me. So, I started pranking her and then she was pranking me in return." "Always messy pranks?" I as...

So a few words before the actual story. Firstly I've been wanting to try and put some of my thoughts onto paper for a while now, just hard to get down and actually do it. You'll have to excuse any spelling or grammatical errors, and I'm pretty sure I...

So one day while on UMD I stumble across this interesting profile that reads " I would like to get my first non solo pieing" I decide what the heck and send this girl Kristen a message. Not expecting a reply, however she did reply and just happened t...

Penny and Amanda two very attractive ladies and best friends were in a wine bar reminiscing. Amanda with the longer blonde hair was wearing tight fitting blue denim jeans, brown knee length boots and a plain white tee shirt. Penny with her short bob...

The following is a FANFICTION based on a popular UMD story by the very talented Jouette, a Choose Your Own Adventure story he wrote and designed using related programs. This is purely my own idea and does not contain any direct spoilers to the presen...

"Do re mi fa sol la ti do. Do re mi fa sol la ti do. Do re mi fa sol la ti do." Eric continued to practice his vocal warm ups as he was determined to win, and to a great extent blow the competition away, at choir regionals. He is the leader of the t...

Happy Halloween! Dylan had just put the finishing touches on his costume. Needless to say, he thought he was stunning for the time being. He unfurled his cape before reciting, "I want to suck your blood," in his best Transylvanian accent. Dylan is...

Emily walked into the restaurant, lovely red dress on exposing just the right amount of cleavage. She had received a surprising amount of attention since her humiliating television debut a few months ago. Most noticeably she had had numerous men (a...

Mia arrived at 'Blythe & Reeds', the upmarket dress store that was owned by Pauline, Barney's mum. The forty-five-year-old, five-foot-ten blonde was clearly expecting her and was waiting for Mia by the changing rooms. "You must be Mia", Pauline...

Colin and Lily got up and after washing and getting dressed enjoyed a full English breakfast before taking the walk to the hotel for the second and final day of the convention. Luckily this time there wasn't a queue, so they entered and went straight...

I've written several What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This is the latest installment! (Heads up: it's 13,000 words, but there's so much mess that I thi...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing Part Three My so-called friends had one last trick up their sleeves. Richard wheeled out a pastry cart loaded with pies of all sorts, but mostly chocolate pudding ones. There were 26 pies on that car...

So just a quick back story here, Lisa was a smoking hot, girl next door / country type girl, when she got all dolled up she was clearly the best looking woman in the room. However she could outwork, out drink and out smart most dudes. I had been with...

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"Hold still Ava", joked Skylar as she viciously rubbed the custard pie into the pretty twenty-year-old's vexatious face. "Its about time you got your just deserts", the golden blonde continued, as she splattered the thin pastry into the circus ringm...

Emma was in her late 20's. An attractive blonde about 5'6' in height and still single. These days Emma was quite conservative in her dress sense at work aware of the knowing looks she received from male colleagues the day she wore one of her customar...