Nemesis: Chapter 17

The next morning Mia was woken up by a loud knock on her bedroom door. Without waiting for a reply, Rosie sauntered in, carrying her laptop and a very wide grin. Mia, wearing just a white t-shirt and knickers, crawled out from under the duvet and laid down on her front upon the bed. Rosie jumped onto the bed and sat down next to her sister. "Look sis, your latest video is up online and my God it's a good one. I didn't realise just how many times you were gunged, no wonder that Georgia was in such a good mood yesterday." Mia sat up and watched the first scene of her messy humiliation. Rosie interjected "Hey at least you looked really pretty as they pied you. Plus, they don't include the section where that dumb reporter tears your top off." Mia sighed in relief. "What do you think of Emily?" Mia asked. "Oh, she's elegant and beautiful, but seems a bit stuck up if you ask me. She totally deserved to be completely destroyed in my opinion." Rosie replied. "Well I like her", Mia croaked jumping to the brunette's defence. "She can be really quite pleasant if you get to know her. I'm going out to lunch with her today, if you want to come?" "Sorry sis, but I'm meeting Mike for lunch", sighed Rosie dreamily.

Mia had a shower and put on her favourite green surplice dress. It was a warm, sticky day and Mia wanted to look the part. Being short of money, Mia had suggested that they have lunch at the White Hart Inn because it was cheap and had a picturesque beer garden. It was slightly out of town and faced with tough competition from large pub chains, was rarely ever busy. In fact, its kitchen was soon to be renovated, as the owner planned to expand his lunchtime menu, in order to attract a different type of clientele. The pub wouldn't be this cheap for too much longer. Mia arrived at the White Hart just before midday and instantly spotted Emily busy trying to choose a table. Amazingly, they were the only customers at the inn; it was midweek after all.

Similarly dressed up, Emily was wearing a pale orange summer dress. As always, she looked simply stunning, though perhaps rather overdressed for a pub. In the midday sun, the only table in the garden completely under the shade was adjacent to the bar window. Emily said that she didn't mind facing the window if Mia wanted to have the better view of the scenic garden. Mia reflected just how nice the older girl was being with her. Everyone was so wrong about Emily, she wasn't stuck up at all.

Mia left Emily to order their food at the bar. Emily amused herself by watching clips of yesterday's adventure on her phone online. "I'll be there in a minute!" shouted the barman, who was on the phone to a plumber. As Mia stood waiting to order a boisterous group of four young women entered and sat down by the window. Glancing at them, Mia correctly assumed that they belonged to the local women's rugby club. The leader of the group, Floriana, twenty-five and five-foot-eight inches tall, was of Italian descent. Her electrifying dark olive skin, long black wavy hair and dramatic use of blusher and eye shadow ensured that she stood out amongst her paler friends.

Impetuous and hot-blooded, she was a natural leader. Hence, not only was she the club's star fly half, but she had been the undisputed club captain for over five years. Blonde props Paula, twenty-six, and Linda, twenty-seven, both five-foot-ten, were often mistaken for sisters. Tall, muscular and strong, their male friends had long learnt to never challenge them to an arm wrestle. They were however in awe of Floriana and hung onto her every word. Just as on the rugby field, they looked to her for advice and direction. Wary of Floriana's fiery temper, Linda and Paula fed her ego and carried out her every command.

Alice, twenty, the tricky five-foot-three winger, was much smaller, younger and slighter than her three burly friends. With flowing, curly brown hair, she thought herself the most attractive of the group. As if to emphasise this point, whereas the others wore cotton trousers and loose-fitting rugby tops, Alice was wearing a blue plunge neck top and a white mini skirt. Feeling at home, Alice kicked off her sandals and nestled down next to Floriana. All four were regular visitors to the White Hart, where Alice did the occasional shift as a barmaid, so they all knew Gary, the bald, forty-year-old barman fairly well.

"Dressing to impress today Alice, are you?" teased Paula in reference to her friend's very low-cut top. "Gabe can't help but fall for your charms now", added Linda, staring at her cleavage. "He's sure to ask you out, he's already told Johnny that he really likes you", interjected Floriana. "Well as long as I don't give Barney any more false ideas", Alice grumbled. "It wasn't right that he tried to kiss me last week, he fully deserved being slapped. I just wish that he wasn't coming today." Floriana added "Barney's alright, anyway he's been Johnny's friend since school and anyway, his mum's loaded." Linda then spotted something suspicious in Floriana's handbag. "Hey why have you brought two pairs of handcuffs with you Gem?" She inquired. Floriana blushed, before adding, "Erm, it's for use in the bedroom." Her three friends burst out laughing. "Except, I'm going to use them on J, I want to wrestle back control of our sex life. After what happened to Megan and her dirty cheating ex, I'm worried that his eyes are beginning to wander." Paula tried to cheer up her friend. "You're amazing Gem, Johnny would be a fool to ever cheat on you. I just don't see it happening." "You say that", replied Floriana, "but he's getting turned on by any girl that he sees off the tele. For instance, did you know that Gabe, Barney and Johnny have all bought tickets for the launch show of that new gunge gameshow that's on next week? There's a pretty blonde girl on it, that's really caught his eye." "Yeah, I heard Barney go on about it yesterday, he seems to have watched the online clips hundreds of times", added Linda, unhelpfully. "Barney, fancies the pants off that Japanese host", chimed in Alice, "she's miles out of his league."

Linda nudged Paula in the ribs. "Speaking of which", she whispered, "isn't that one of the girls from the show?" before pointing at Mia. "You're right, we'd better keep her away from Johnny", joked Paula. "She's a bit of a hussy, if you ask me", laughed Alice, slightly louder than she had intended. "She totally deserved to be gunged." Floriana turned to her younger friend, "So you've watched it too?" Both girls shot each other a guilty look, causing Linda and Paula to burst out laughing.

"So that's why you bought all that whipped cream on the way over here", Linda surmised, "you're intending to use it on Johnny tonight, as a bit of role play aren't you?" Floriana hurriedly kicked her bag of shopping under the table but didn't deny the accusation. "Hey pass me the handcuffs", demanded Alice, keen to inspect them, "I wonder if Gabe is into this sort of thing?" "Why don't you ask him?" answered Floriana as she took the handcuffs out of her bag, handing them to Paula and the brunette "He'll be here in a minute." Alice slipped her wrists through the handcuffs but didn't lock them, "Oh look, a perfect fit", laughed Floriana. Mia ordered her lunch having over heard more of their conversation than the four girls may have realised. Shaking her head, Mia was glad that she was heading back outside.

With Mia having now sat back down and apologised profusely for taking so long, Emily began to continue with her tale. "As I said yesterday, everything that I tell you is second-hand and from Alex's point of view. Nevertheless, I still think that it's an accurate picture of their relationship. Alex asked her cousin Bill, you know, the guy we met yesterday, to prepare the ingredients for her punishment. Having not met his younger cousin in the flesh for many years, he was delighted to discover just how pretty she had become. He was piqued to play a part in helping to mess her up. Bill aside, Ava and Alex had begun their relationship in secret; Alex didn't want her parents to find out that she was gay, whilst Ava, still positively bisexual at this point, didn't want to be labelled as a lesbian. At this point, even Sophie didn't know.

Two weeks after they started going out, Bill declared that he had everything ready. Alex invited Ava round to Bill's house on a Saturday afternoon. Bill met her at the door and nodded at the teenager approvingly. Ava was just as hot as his cousin and even better, she wasn't blood related. He wondered if she was bisexual. Bill tactfully made his excuses and left to go to the bookies, leaving the two girls alone for the afternoon.

Ava was wearing a tight black top and denim shorts. Alex meanwhile, was dressed in a shoulder less yellow top and a pink mini skirt. Ava took off her shoes and socks and let Alex guide her to the kitchen. Once there, Alex kissed Ava on the cheek. Ava responded by instigating a long tender snog. Ava draped her arm around Alex's waist and snuck the tips of her fingers under her skirt and into her knickers. "Not yet", warned Alex, motioning for Ava to remove her hand. "You need to gunge me first". Ava looked around her and saw six buckets of gunge and eight cream pies waiting at her disposal. She noted that Bill's long drive and heavy shrubbery meant that even with the blinds open, they would have almost complete privacy, so long as the window cleaner didn't pop round.

It's hard to believe now, but at first Ava was very squeamish when it came to handling gunge. When she picked up the first bucket of gunge, she spilt some of it on her hands. Ava immediately rushed to clean it off with a towel. Alex laughed at the awkwardness of her girlfriend. Ava would never be so skittish around slime today of course, but then we all start of as novices to begin with. Alex knelt down in the centre of the room and urged Ava to take the lead; the brunette would need no second invitation.

Pausing, Ava selected her first bucket, containing red gunge. Bending down, she kissed Alex on the lips one last time before pouring the whole bucket over her head. Sadly, Ava's aim was sloppy and she spilt about a quarter of its contents down Alex's back. Fortunately, the slime seeped into the inside of Alex's top causing her to tingle. Alex bit her lip as the gunge poured down over her. Feigning innocence, she looked up at Ava who purred in delight. In response, Alex pouted and posed sexily, thrusting her chest into the air. Ava then selected a bucket of green gunge. Alex tilted her head upwards and Ava began to cover it with slime. Gunge dripped off her body and onto the floor below. Ava then picked up the first of the pies. She dabbed cream onto Alex's nose and cheeks before slowly advancing the pie towards her face. Pausing she then wiped the pie up and over Alex's face, meshing the cream in with the green gunge.

Ava then knelt down opposite Alex. Ava pushed Alex's arms into the air and slowly lifted her top over her head. Alex was wearing a red lace bra. Ava saddled up to Alex and caressed her breasts in her hands. She motioned for Alex to stand up before gently easing the girl's skirt down her legs. Ava then picked up a bucket of yellow gunge and poured it over Alex's chest. Alex knelt down once more. Ava chose two cream pies and engulfed Alex's face in a pie sandwich. By now, Ava was starting to get the hang of dealing out her punishments and Alex was in pure ecstasy. The girls sensed that they were truly a great match for one another.

Ava unhooked Alex's bra and let it fall to the floor. Alex stared down at her bare breasts and smiled nervously. Alex braced herself as Ava poured a bucket of blue gunge down over her pretty little head and over her naked upper body. Ava moved in to snog Alex once more. Standing up, Alex let Ava push her against the wall. Ava grabbed at Alex's chest before slipping her hands into her underwear. Ava pushed her fingers into Alex's crotch who in turn screamed in delight. After a minute or so, Ava gently pulled down Alex's red knickers exposing the naked girls' well-trimmed bush. Alex was by now completely naked, whilst Ava remained still fully clothed. Alex went to take Ava's top off, but the taller girl shook her head. There was no doubt over who was in charge. Braking off their embrace, Ava picked up a pie and smashed it into Alex's behind.

Ava then told Alex to lay down on the floor. Ava picked up a pie and ground it against Alex's naked crotch. She then massaged pie into both of Alex's small breasts. The girl continued to lie prostrate on the kitchen floor. Ava then picked up the bucket of purple gunge and starting from Alex's feet, began to pour the contents all over her naked body. The final bucket of dark blue gunge was used to give Alex the same treatment, albeit starting from her face downwards. Ava picked up the final pie and dropped it onto Alex's face. The raven-haired beauty was completely covered in slime. There was nothing left for Alex to use to retaliate. Close to climaxing, Ava knelt down and began to lick pie from Alex's right breast.

Twenty seconds later, thinking that the girls would by now have finished Bill returned home. Having lost all his money at the bookies he entered the kitchen in a foul mood. Seeing his younger cousin nude and covered in gunge, he almost fell over in shock. Mortified, he inadvertently took another look at Alex before turning away and walking straight into the frame of the door. Alex screamed and sat up, desperately trying to cover her breasts with her arms. Ava simply winked at Bill, who was feeling groggy after hitting his head, before gently easing Alex's arms away from her chest. Unsure what to do, Alex chose not to fight back. Ava kissed each of her breasts and whispered, "There's nothing to be afraid of, no reason to be ashamed. You're perfect." Bill started to make another retreat from the kitchen, but paused when he heard Alex pleading, "You're not going to tell mum and dad are you? Please, whatever you do, don't let them know." Having broken free from Ava's grasp, Alex moved her left hand downwards to cover her crotch. "Your secret is safe with me", Bill reassured her, whilst desperately trying to avoid eye contact, "but now really I must be going."

"You're not going anywhere", Ava demanded. "Poor Alex is mortified at you seeing her naked, it's only fair if you return her the compliment." "No Ava, don't", pleaded Alex, "this is awkward enough." Bill thought about Ava's demand for a moment, involuntarily glancing down at his naked cousin once again before deciding upon his response. "I will strip, if you do too." Ava shrugged her shoulders. "Deal", she replied. Going first, Bill clumsily took off his shoes, socks, jumper, t-shirt and trousers. He threw them into the hallway to avoid them getting messy on the kitchen floor. He was now wearing nothing but his boxer shorts. "I'm not going any further until you do", he demanded. Ava glanced down wickedly at Alex. "Alex, would you kindly help me remove my clothes?" Alex realised that to do so would mean exposing herself once to Bill once more. Nervous, she stood up and tried to cover her crotch but stumbled in the mess on the floor. Lacking grace, she turned around so that only her behind was visible to her estranged cousin before lifting Ava's top above her head. She then unbuttoned Ava's skirt and slid it down her legs. Ava was about to demand that Bill remove his shorts when Alex put her finger to her lips. For the first time, Alex was now in control. Alex unhooked Ava's bra and threw it across the kitchen into the hall. She then kneeled down and eased Ava's knickers to the floor. She pushed Ava's clothes over to Bill who put them with his own. This was the first time that Alex ever saw Ava completely naked, the girl's nude body surpassed her dreams and even more.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the front door. It was Arjan, Bill's friend from work. Alex, still kneeling, squashed herself up behind the door of the cupboard under the sink. She was relieved that she had had time to hide. Ava frantically looked round for her clothes, but they were too far away and in plain sight of the front door. She would never get them in time.

Of Indian descent, Arjan, was twenty-three, five-foot-ten inches tall and the cousin of Parvati, an up and coming television producer. He had only known Bill for a short while, but sharing many of the same interests, they had become best pals in no time at all. Seeing Bill in the corner of his eye, Arjan moved towards the kitchen window. Embarrassed, Arjan paused motionless as he saw Bill in his boxers and Ava, side on, completely in the nude. Alex made herself as small as possible against the cupboard door, desperate not to be seen. "Another time", Arjan shouted through the window, mistakenly thinking that he had interrupted Bill and Ava from having sex.

Desperate to keep up appearances, and keep her relationship with Alex secret, Ava strode over to Bill and kissed him on the lips. Pretending not to see Arjan, she draped Bill's arms around her back and pushed her breasts against his chest. Chancing it, Bill stroked her behind. Arjan waved and hurried off. "Phew, that was close", gasped Alex. Ava pulled herself away from Bill before slapping him on the chin. Bill quickly located his clothes and hurried out of the room. Alex began to laugh and tease Ava, telling her that she had got her just deserts. Still raging in embarrassment, Ava pulled on her knickers, bra and top and stormed over to the fridge. She took out both milk cartons and emptied them over the laughing Alex's head.

Choosing not yet to put on her denim shorts, Ava glanced down at her milky girlfriend. "Right", Ava began, "it's about time that you had a shower and this time it's just me who's going to watch." Alex stood up and Ava slapped her on the bum. With her arm around her naked waist, Ava led Alex up to the bathroom and turned on the shower. Alex stepped under the stream of water and wiped herself clean, in full view of the smarting Ava. Ava sat watching her nude girlfriend for almost five minutes as she washed herself clean. When Alex was almost done, Ava, still wearing her clothes, decided to join her in the shower. Alex tried to ease off Ava's top, only to be slapped away. Ava wanted to be in control, she wanted to kiss her girlfriend on the breasts and she wanted to kiss her on her crotch. She wanted to stay clothed and shield her body from Alex's prying eyes. She wanted to remain as dry as possible as Alex stood naked directly under the stream of the shower, her body glistening as water splashed off her pert breasts. Ava made a lather out of the shower gel and began to rub the gel over Alex's body. She traced her hands over Alex's shoulders her breasts, legs and her behind. She took the shower head from its holder and gently guided it around Alex's body. To Ava's great delight, Alex, ever the submissive, consented"

Emily's recounting of her tale was suddenly interrupted by three men approaching their table. From what Mia could tell, it looked like they were friends of the four rugby players inside. "Hey, aren't you two the ones from that gunge gameshow?" called out twenty-five-year old, shaven haired Johnny, the brawniest, most thickset of the trio. "So, what if we are?" Mia giggled. Unconsciously, Mia started flirting with the men, becoming high pitched and giggly as she twirled her hair in her hands. "Goodness you are" gawked Barney, who had unfortunately brown thinning hair. Like his best friend, Barney was also twenty-five, but at six-foot-two inches tall, he was a good three inches taller than his bald mate.

"We saw the video this morning, you guys are awesome", Barney continued. "You must let us buy you a drink", demanded Gabe, the tallest, strongest and most handsome of the trio. Clearly used to being hit on, Emily quickly shot back "Two gin and tonics would do nicely", whilst flickering her eyelashes towards the tall blonde. Johnny and Barney hesitated, glancing nervously at the bar, leaving Gabe to agree to their request, "I would be honoured", he replied.

The three men then met up with their friends at the bar. To Floriana's consternation, the boys wanted to quickly pop back outside. Johnny paused to make it clear to his girlfriend that he wasn't the one who was buying drinks for two girls that they'd only just met. Intrigued and annoyed, the four women moved closer to the window to take a better look. Pissed off, Alice announced, "Oh look, the posh, stuck up cow from the gameshow is having lunch with the hussy."

Johnny, Gabe and Barney returned outside with the girls' drinks. Gabe placed their drinks on the table and turning to Emily, began to speak. "Hey, Emily, isn't it?" The girl nodded in reply. "I'm afraid you've caused quite a stir. Our friends inside are insanely jealous, they think that you looked stunning on the internet and are amazed to find that you look even better in real life." The twenty-three years old Gabe was clearly hitting on the brunette, much to Alice's annoyance. Linda and Paula pretended not to be looking as Gabe continued to roll out his chat up lines. "Paula says, that the TV exaggerated your virtues, there's no way that you can be as bubbly, as witty and as dainty as you appeared on the show. Alice, meanwhile, claims that you only let them gunge and pie you because you were set up. In contrast, she thinks that you would never let anyone pie you outside a TV studio. But I think they're wrong." Emily was slightly confused by the nature of this chat up line, when men usually tried to impress her they spoke about her iridescent eyes and exquisite cheek. Normally, they didn't discuss the virtues of her being pied.

"She'd love to be pied", Mia interjected, trying to guide her new friend into trouble. Encouraged, Gabe replied "I've always wanted to pie someone, would you let me do it? Floriana's got some whipped cream on her now" The girls inside fell about laughing, how did Gabe know about the whipped cream? Hopefully Johnny didn't know about the handcuffs too. "Tell you what", Gabe continued, "I'll pay for both of your meals and another round of drinks if you do." Mia looked at Emily pleadingly. Mia was short of cash and could do with a free meal. Emily didn't have any money concerns but was intrigued by the situation. The guy was pretty hot after all. "How about I let you pie me three times and you take me out on a date in return?"

Alice thudded the table in frustration, what was that bitch doing? This girl only just met him, whereas she had known him for years. Why hadn't she been this forward? She wanted to be chased, to be desired. She did not want to look overly desperate and do the chasing herself. It was the man's job to ask you out. Johnny, Gabe and Barney dashed back inside and procured the whipped cream from Floriana. Gary, the barman, gave them some paper plates and asked Alice to cover for him for ten minutes, as he needed to make another call to the plumber. Seething, Alice complained, but then Gary reminded her that she had bunked off work last week to go to a concert. Barney squirted an enormous pile of cream onto each plate and settled them down on the table.

"My name's Gabe", the six-foot-three inches tall blonde declared as he picked up the first pie. He draped his arms around Emily's shoulders before slowly mushing the pie into her cute face. He wiped the plate around her pretty features, leaving no speck of skin exposed. The three blondes inside all roared with laughter; Alice began to sulk. Gabe smashed the second plate against the top of Emily's head before wiping it around her flowing hair. Mia caught Johnny's eye as he laughed at Emily's misfortune and sweetly smiled. Johnny smiled back. He wondered if Floriana would ever agree to this. She didn't mind getting muddy playing rugby, but would she find this demeaning? He hoped not. It never crossed his mind to ask his girlfriend why she had brought whipped cream to the pub. With Emily wiping cream from her eyes, Gabe sneakily thrust the third plate into her chest. He gave Emily a wry smile and Barney awkwardly clapped in admiration.

Leaning against the window, Mia blew Emily an innocent kiss. "Hey that's my boyfriend!" cried Floriana from inside the bar. From the angle that she was standing, it looked like Mia was trying to flirt with Johnny. She'd already seen them exchange a knowing look, moments earlier. She couldn't stand for this, not after what happened to Megan. Hearing her, Mia laughed and shouted back through the window "No worries, I'm not interested." Johnny didn't know whether to be offended or not at this slap down. Inside the pub, the raging Floriana blew her fuse.

Oblivious, Mia squirreled down to relax in the comfort of her chair. Gabe, Johnny and Barney quickly disappeared to the front car park to go fetch Emily a towel from Barney's car. Thirty seconds later, Floriana came storming up to the window, opened it and without warning tipped a bucket of ice cold water over Mia's head. The brunette screamed and cowered in shock as water seeped into her dress. "Hey, what did you do that for" shouted Emily. "Because she's a slut", hissed Alice. Infuriated and wanting to defend her new friend, Emily marched into the bar. She picked up Linda's shandy and poured it over Floriana's jet black locks. This proved to be a grave mistake. The four rugby players closed ranks. Linda and Paula grabbed Emily by the arms and held her down against the bar. Having been foolishly left in charge of the kitchen, Alice quickly went to fetch supplies.

Disappearing behind the bar, Floriana emptied an entire bottle of vodka over Emily's head whilst Alice doused her with a bottle of coke. Alice brought out the desert trolley. Floriana placed a chocolate cake onto the bar and Paula and Linda thrust Emily's face deep inside the delicate ganache. Linda then grinded the poor girl's face further into the cake to ensure further humiliation. Nobody could mess with Floriana without also deeply offending her devoted friends. Mia meanwhile, snapped out of her stupor and came running to Emily's aid. With Floriana left to submerge Emily's face into a lemon meringue pie, Alice turned to face Mia. The stronger girl, Alice pushed Mia to the floor. She then upturned a pint of lager over her before upending a pot of cream over the brunette. Mia tried to push past Alice, but was rugby tackled to the floor. In the process, a large part of Mia's dress began to rip.

Johnny, Gabe and Barney, upon hearing the commotion, came running into the bar. Barney picked up a chocolate torte and slammed it into Alice's face. He wanted his own back for getting slapped the other week. He had always really liked her and became distraught when she so viciously mocked and dismissed him. The brunette stumbled to the floor. Sensing the opportunity, Barney picked up a bowl of trifle and thrust it down over Alice's head. Her vision obscured, cream, custard and jelly ran down her face and into her plunge neck top and bra. Wanting to stop her retaliating, Barney grabbed one of Floriana's handcuffs and fastened Alice to the bar. Stumbling to her feet, Mia grabbed the second pair and fastened Alice's other hand to the railing. Fighting back, Alice kicked Mia to the floor once more.

Gabe meanwhile pushed Linda and Paula out of the way. He wrestled Linda's grip off of Emily and tussling with her eased her to the floor. Turning around, he was slapped viciously by Paula but took care not to hurt her in return as he grappled with her at the bar. Defeated, the two blondes gave way and left Emily alone.

Johnny began remonstrating with Floriana, who shrieking, accused him of playing around. Johnny swore that he would never cheat on his beautiful lady, but Floriana was not to be placated. With her boyfriend following at her heels, she stormed out of the bar. Hearing all the commotion, Gary cut his phone call short and returned downstairs. The five-foot-nine barman looked round at what remained of his bar. Bar stalls were overturned and snapped in half. Bottles of vodka lay smashed on the floor. Trifle seeped into the floor. "Good job that I was planning on having new carpets next week", he wailed in disbelief, unsure of whether or not to cry. Linda and Paula took one look at Gary and then noticed that Alice was handcuffed to the bar. They shot her a commiserating look, shrugged their shoulders and scarpered, leaving their friend behind.

Barney helped Mia to her feet, who thanked him for coming to her rescue. Emily took a moment to catch her breath and regain her composure. She looked up at Gabe admiringly, she couldn't bear to imagine what might have happened if he hadn't saved her. Gabe handed her a towel to wipe her face and began to apologise, "I'm so, so sorry for our friends' behaviour, they aren't normally like this. Their number eight had recently slept with their inside centre's boyfriend. Since then they've all been on edge, something must just have snapped. Please forgive them. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" "Well, there are two things that I'd like you to do", gushed Emily. "For the first thing, hand me that jug of custard." Gabe handed Emily the jug who in turn looked over to the barman. Gary nodded approvingly. The bar couldn't get any messier now anyway. Emily sauntered over to Alice and poured the custard over the defenceless brunette. She then picked up a strawberry cheesecake and ground it into Alice's face. "Don't ever call my friend a hussy or a slut again", she growled. "This is all coming out of you wage packet", warned Gary to the barmaid.

"Now for the second thing", beamed Emily as she took Gabe by the hand. She marched him into the men's toilets, kicked off her shoes and guided him to remove her dress. Still slightly dishevelled, she nonetheless looked stunning standing there in just her lingerie. She embraced Gabe and kissed him passionately on the lips. Not for anything did Emily have a reputation for being popular with the boys. Caught up in the moment, she beckoned Gabe to unhook her bra. Emily guided Gabe's fingers to her underwear and allowed him to slip down her knickers. Emily stood naked before Gabe and allowed him to wipe chocolate cake from her face and her breasts. He licked his fingers and traced them across her chest. From the comfort of the bar, Mia could hear her friend's screams as Emily and Gabe began to make passionate love.

Mia turned her attention to Alice. Taking the girl's top in her hands, she yanked it clean from her chest. "Now who's the slut?" taunted Mia to the topless girl. Mia never used to use vulgar language, this time her humiliation had really hurt. Mia picked up a bowl of Eton Mess and poured it over Alice's chest. "Bitch", hissed the humiliated girl. "Mind your language", gloated Mia before pushing the girl's face into a chocolate gateau. "Barney, why are you just standing there? Do something", screamed Alice. "If you say so", he replied before picking up a jug of chocolate sauce and pouring it over his friend's head. Alice shot him a disapproving look. "Oh, you wanted me to help clean you up", he taunted before locating a bottle of seltzer and spraying it over her face and chest.

Spraying the whole bottle took well over a minute. As he did so he addressed his friend. "No hard feelings Alice, but what you did was out of order, you should have left the girls alone. She wasn't flirting with Johnny and Gabe gets to decide who he wants to sleep with, not you. But if you forgive me, I'll help take you home." Barney then glanced over to Mia. "My mum owns the upmarket dress store just off the high street. You must let me help buy you a new dress to compensate for the one that Alice has just ruined. "Why that's ever so kind of you, I'll kindly take you up on that offer", gushed Mia, overly politely. Thank you for coming to my aid earlier, I really do appreciate it", she continued. "But I must tell you now, before I mislead you, I'm afraid that I'm only interested in women." Mia felt a great relief at coming out as gay, even if it was to a complete stranger. This was her first step to acknowledging who she truly was. She glanced down at Alice's breasts, barely offered any protection by her sodden bra. The girl was very attractive. Mia imagined striping Alice nude, carefully, seductively slipping her panties down her legs. She imagined tracing her fingers along the naked contours and curves of Alice's svelte body. She fantasized sucking on her delicate teats and making her wet. She wished that she could curl up beside her and hold her naked body in her arms. Mia imagined Alice howling in pleasure as she kissed her in the sweet spot. But Mia sighed, this would never be. Alice surely hated her and from what she could tell, she clearly wasn't a lesbian. Not to be too disheartened, Mia sighed and picked up a sticky toffee pudding before slamming it into Alice's face.

Distraught at the destruction of his bar, Gary sighed. "This place is going to need completely renovating, one more spot of mess won't hurt." With that he located a barrel of stale beer from his cellar and positioned it above Alice. He turned the tap to the left and watched as the ale poured down over Alice's head. As the beer ran down her cheeks, washing her face clean, Alice vowed her revenge. The beer kept pouring and pouring, soaking into her skirt and into her underwear. To make matters worse, not only was Barney revelling in her defeat, but the CCTV above the bar was recording her messy humiliation. Alice worried that Gary was sure to get to it first.

Alice hated the fact that the hussy lesbian was continuing to taunt her. She was livid that her friends had all abandoned her. Alice heard Emily's shrieks from the bathroom. She thought to herself, "How dare she steal the man of my dreams, from right underneath me? How can he choose her over me?" She began to ask Barney to fetch the keys to unlock her handcuffs when she suddenly realised that Floriana still had them in her handbag. She wondered how long it would take to get hold of her and beg her to return. More pressingly, she pondered just how much ale could pore down on her in the meantime. This wasn't over, she would get her revenge. She would buy a ticket for the gameshow and watch in person as the brunette, who was presently staring at her chest, got horrifically slimed. That would be sure to cheer her up. Back in the present, stinking of ale, she vowed never to drink beer ever again.