Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures:

Chapter 11: The First Title Defenses

Smackdown opens up with a hair whip leading into Bianca Belair's music. Bianca walks out twirling her hair and spinning around. Bianca was wearing her blue gear from when she won the Royal Rumble.

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She jogs her way down to the ring while smiling at the fans. Last Saturday night at Summerslam, she lost the Smackdown Women's Championship to Sasha Banks after a messy distraction from Alexa Bliss. As Bianca entered the ring, the titantron replayed Bianca getting slimed in the middle of the ring and Sasha hitting her in the head with the championship leading to the deciding pinfall. Bianca watches the replays from Summerslam. She was annoyed, but she was not going to let this embarrassing moment deter her from winning her title back. Bianca motions to the ring announcer to hand her a mic. The music stops and the fans immediately start chanting "E-S-T. E-S-T." Bianca smiles at the chants as she grabs the mic from the ring announcer.

"Summerslam was arguably the worst the night of my career. I lost my Smackdown Women's Championship and was humiliated in the process. I have to give Sasha credit though. She had a trick up her sleeve, and I was unprepared. However, that will never happen again. I will not let what happened at Summerslam prevent me from becoming one of the greatest female superstars of all time. Sonya Deville tweeted during the week that I would be getting on my rematch against Sasha tonight. I don't want to wait another second. Sasha, get your ass down here now. I want my title back." Bianca slammed the mic on the ground and motioned for Sasha to come on out while deafening E-S-T chants came from the crowd.

Music plays but it is not Sasha's music. Instead, Sonya's music plays and the GM of the women's division walks out onto the stage. Sonya is wearing a white suit with black dress shirt.

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"Now Bianca,I know that you are angry about what happened at Summerslam. I know I promised you a rematch for the Smackdown Women's Championship right here tonight. However,since then, it has come to my attention that the WWE women's division needs to go in a new direction. Alexa Bliss comes on stage carrying her Raw Women's Championship on her shoulder while wearing a sparkly crop top underneath a black tracksuit.

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Following Alexa, Sasha Banks comes out wearing her Smackdown Women's Championship around her waist. Sasha is wearing her gold, white, and black ring gear.

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Sonya Deville continues to speak. "So here is what is going to happen. Bianca you will be facing the Most Beautiful Woman in WWE, Carmella. If you win that match, then you can get your title rematch against Sasha. Sasha and Alexa smirk at Bianca on stage after Sonya's announcement.

Bianca sarcastically smiles at Sasha and Alexa before picking the microphone back up. "Alright fine. I will beat Carmella in this ring tonight, just like I have many times before.Then Sasha, you will have nowhere to hide."

Sasha fakes going down the ramp to fight Bianca while Alexa pretends to hold her back.

"Whoa Whoa. Bianca, pump the breaks. I never said your match would happen in the ring." The crowd murmurs in confusion. Sonya walks her way to the edge of the stage and signals to referee Jessica Karr and two other crew members to move a tarp covering something to the right off the stage. The tarp is moved revealing a giant pool of chocolate pudding. To the side of the pool is a table that has 5 pies on it.

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'The match will take place in this pool of pudding." The crowd screams in excitement as they realize that two women are about to get messy for their entertainment. Bianca responds,

"Ok if I am going for a swim, then so are you." Bianca points at Sasha.
Sasha sees Bianca point at her and laughs. She looks at Alexa to see if she's laughing. However, Sasha does not realize that Bianca has run out of the ring and is making a beeline towards her. Bianca releases all of her pent-up aggression and tackles Sasha to the floor. Bianca rains down hammer punches on Sasha as Sasha covers her face to defend herself. Alexa tries to pry Bianca off of Sasha, but Bianca easily pushes Bliss away and continues the attack on Sasha. Bliss tries once again to get Bianca off of Sasha by delivering a stiff punch to Bianca. Bianca is dazed and gets off Sasha. Alexa grabs Bianca's head and tries to nail her with a DDT. However, Bianca uses her strength and drives Alexa back first into the titantron. Alexa grabs her back in pain which allows Bianca to grab Alexa's hair and repeatedly slam her head into the titantron. Sasha sees Alexa in trouble and runs over to Bianca to give her a backstabbing. Bianca sees this and holds onto one of steel truss on the titantron which causes Sasha to fall off of Bianca. Bianca then grabs both of Sasha's arms from behind and lifts her up. Bianca then hits a devastating glam slam on top of the stage, knocking Sasha out.

Bianca looks at the pudding pool that is below the stage and thinks of an idea.. Bianca drags Sasha across to the edge of the stage overlooking the pool of pudding. Bianca presses Sasha over her head. "Time to go swimming, Sasha." Bianca says as she has Sasha up in a military press. All of a sudden, Bianca feels a sharp pain in her crotch. Bianca let's Sasha fall down and looks down to see Carmella giving her a punch in the pussy. Bianca turns to face Carmella bent over in pain. Carmella instantly lays out Bianca with a superkick. Carmella taunts and shows her dalmatian print lingerie gear.

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Carmella picks up Bianca by her braid. Carmella grabs Bianca by the back of her tights.

"DING DING BITCH." Carmella says as she tosses Bianca off the stage and Bianca falls face first into the chocolate pudding. The crowd pops as Bianca splashes down into the pudding. "Oh my god." Bianca says as she feels pudding soak into her gear. Bianca wipes her eyes as Carmella hops off the ramp and grabs one of the pies from the table. Bianca slowly gets up as she wipes her eyes. Carmella is standing by the edge of the pudding pool with a pie in hand and taps Bianca on the shoulder. Bianca turns to face Carmella as Carmella slams the whipped cream pie hard into Bianca's face. The force of the pie hit makes Bianca fall backwards into the chocolate pudding. Bianca moans at the humiliation she has been put through and is now on all fours. Carmella grabs a banana cream pie from the table and approaches Bianca once again. Carmella opens up and pulls down Bianca's tights revealing a black thong in between Bianca's asscheeks. Carmella smashes the pie on Bianca's ass and pulls her tights back up. Carmella smacks Bianca's ass twice spreading cream along Bianca's bottom.

Bianca feels the coldness of the cream on her ass and crotch and gets pissed. Bianca turns toward Carmella but gets laid out with another superkick. Carmella,while avoiding getting into the pool to avoid getting all messy, weakily reaches and drags Bianca over to the side. Eventually Carmella gets Bianca close enough to the side where Carmella can get a hand on her chest so she can pin Bianca. She motions over to referee Jessica Karr to make the count.

"1.2."

Bianca lifts up her shoulder in desperation. Carmella looks over to Jess the ref who says, "It was a 2 count, Carmella." Jess says lifting two fingers in the air. "Are you kidding me?" Carmella says as she argues with the ref. Carmella takes a moment to calm herself as she looks at the table and takes a pie from the table. "You stupid bitch. That was 3." Carmella says as she smashes the pie into referee Jessica Karr's face. Carmella grabs Jess by the back of her pants and flings her face-first into the chocolate pudding. Jess emerges completely covered in pudding.

The crowd boos as Carmella taunts the crowd. However the boos turn into cheers when chocolate pudding covered Bianca rises up behind Carmella. Bianca yanks up on the back of Carmella's tights. Carmella looks back to see an evil grin on Bianca's chocolate covered face. Carmella screams as Bianca yanks her into the pudding. Carmella's face is engulfed in pudding. Bianca grabs a pie from the table. "Oh Mella. Revenge is a dish best served cold." Bianca smashes the pie on top of Carmella's head, ruining her blonde hair. Carmella screams as the cold cream and crust drips down her hair. Carmella screams and tries to take a swing at Bianca, but Bianca ducks and Carmella falls right over Bianca's knee.
"Carmella, you have been acting like a spoiled brat. It's time you get treated like one" Bianca says as she spanks Carmella on the ass. Carmella shrieks as Bianca continues to spank her ass. The crowd chants E-S-T and Bianca spanks to the rhythm of the chant. Bianca gets distracted looking at the crowd that she does see Carmella gathers a handful of pudding and slings it at Bianca's face. The pudding blinds Bianca so Mella gets freed from Bianca's hold. Carmella gets up and drags Bianca to her feet. Mella then hits the Mella-buster on Bianca splitting Bianca into the pudding once more. Carmella rolls Bianca over and pins her.. Jessica starts the count.

"1..2.." Bianca lifts her shoulder up. Instead of complaining, Carmella gets straight up and looks to deliver one last superkick. Bianca slowly gets to her feet. Carmella goes in for the kill shot, but Bianca ducks out of the way and uses her strength to hit Carmella with the K.O.D sending Mella face first into the pudding with a huge splatter. Bianca rolls Carmella over and covers her.

"1..2..3.."
"Here is your winner Bianca Belair."

Belair stands up as the referee raises her arm in victory. Bianca smiles as she makes a title motion at her waist signaling that she wants her title back.

"Congratulations Bianca" Sonya Deville says as she makes her way back on stage. "You have earned your championship match. But why wait? Let's do the match right now." Bianca gets out of the pool and looks up and nods at Sonya saying that she is ready. "Ok. You seem like your ready. However, I can't have you getting the ring all dirty. Ladies. let's help Bianca clean up." Bianca turns around to see Alexa and Sasha holding onto a huge firetruck hose. Sasha pulls a lever and she and Alexa start spraying cold water on Bianca Belair. Bianca shrieks as the cold water hits her skin. Eventually, Bianca's nipples get hard and are seen through Bianca's top. The water eventually stops and Sasha goes up on stage and take the mic from Sonya and starts to walk to the ring. "Come on Belair. Hurry up. I don't have all day." Once she is out of shock, Bianca slowly walks to the ring.

"The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the Smackdown Women's Championship." the ring announcer says as Sasha and Bianca stare at each other with completely different demeanors. "Introducing the challenger from Knoxville, Tennessee: Bianca Belair." Belair stands there shivering from the cold water spraying she received moments ago. "Introducing her opponent from Boston Massachusetts, she is the Smackdown Women's Champion: Sasha Banks." She raises her title in the air with a cocky smirk on her face.

The bell rings and Sasha immediately tackles Bianca to the ground. Sasha reigns down forearms and punches onto her challenger. Bianca rolls on her stomach to try and fend off the punches from Sasha. Sasha then immediately uses Bianca's momentum to put her in the Bank statement. Bianca was feeling so weak from her previous bout. However, she drags herself and Sasha to the ropes for a rope break. Sasha immediately goes to the top rope and hits a frog splash. Sasha makes the cover 12 Bianca gets her shoulder up.

Alexa slowly makes her way to the ring to support Sasha and to help her out. Alexa gets up onto the apron to distract the referee. Sasha goes on the outside of the ring to grab a handful of flour. Sasha goes to throw it in her face, but all of a sudden, Bianca hits Sasha with the dropkick, which sends the flour into Sasha's face, blinding Sasha. Alexa notices this and tries to get the referee to pay attention to the action, hoping to get Bianca DQ, but the flour dissolves in the air and the ref cannot get a good view of Sasha face. Bianca sees her opportunity and hoists Sasha up and plants her with the K.O. D. Bianca could taste Championship gold as she rolls Sasha over and covers her. "12.." Alexa yanks the referee out of the ring. Bianca looks over to see Alexa mockingly wave at her. Bianca angrily chases after the woman who cost her the championship twice. Alexa runs around the ring trying to avoid Bianca. Sasha uses this distraction to dig under the ring to grab a hidden vanilla cake from underneath the ring. Bianca is so focused on Alexa that she doesn't see Sasha run at her and smash the cake right into Bianca's face, completely blinding her. Bianca is stumbling blindly around the ring. Alexa notices this by taking another vanilla cake and smashing it into Bianca's face, furthering her humiliation. Sasha throws Bianca into the ring and immediately puts her in the Bank statement. To add pressure, Sasha wraps Bianca's braid around her neck and loops it back around and puts it in Bianca's mouth. Bianca, not being able to breathe or see, had no choice but to tap out.

"Your winner and STILL Smackdown Women's Champion:Sasha Banks." the announcer says as Alexa grabs Sasha's title as Sasha emphatically slams Bianca's head down on the mat one last time. Sasha stands up and locks eyes with Alexa. Alexa hands Sasha her title. "You owe me." Alexa says as she hands Sasha her title. Sasha nods as they both hold their titles in the air as Smackdown goes off the air.

MONDAY NIGHT RAW

Asuka was bouncing back and forth wearing her green and yellow gear. Sarah Schreiber approaches her for a quick interview. "Hey Asuka, you have a big championship match against Alexa Bliss. I have just received word that the match is now No DQ. It's clear that when you are dealing Alexa Bliss, you will also have to deal with Sasha Banks. How do you plan to overcome the odds and become Raw Women's Championship." Asuka smiles. "Yeah I will have to deal with Alexa and Sasha, but I won't have to deal with them alone. Naomi appears on screen and stands next to Asuka. "Asuka came to my aid three years ago when I needed someone the most. Tonight, I return the favor and help Asuka become Champion tonight. Asuka looks deep into Naomi's eyes. Behind their backs, Asuka and Naomi lock hands. "Alexa and Sasha aren't the only ones with tricks up their sleeves." Asuka says as she continues to stare at Naomi.

"HEY LOSERS HERE'S A LITTLE PREVIEW OF WHAT YOU HAVE COMING TO YOU" Alexa says as she and Sasha throw two coconut cream pies at both Asuka and Naomi and then quickly run away. Asuka uses her quick reflexes to duck her and Naomi's heads down. The pies splatter against Sarah's face and chest. Asuka and Naomi look stunned as cream drips down Sarah's formal attire. Asuka ends her promo. "Just like Sarah wasn't ready for those pies, no one is ready for Asuka."

Later in the night, Asuka comes down to the ring wearing her red, yellow, blue, and green gear.

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Later in the night, Asuka comes down to the ring wearing her red, yellow, blue, and green gear.

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Asuka walks down to the ring with her usual confidence and swagger. She is ready to become Raw Women's Champion once again after losing her title at Wrestlemania. Naomi walks out behind Asuka, wearing a red long sleeved crop top and black and gray jeans.

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Naomi is clapping and cheering her new girlfriend. Things have continued to get serious between the two. Before Asuka walked out, she promised that they would have a championship celebration that they would never forget before giving Naomi a spank, which resulted in a moan from Naomi. Naomi is going to make sure that she keeps Sasha from interfering and make sure Asuka walks out as champion. Asuka enters the ring, climbs the top rope and removes her mask and robe. Asuka paces back and forth waiting for her opponent to come out.

Alexa Bliss walks out wearing her black and white gear with the Raw Women's Championship around her waist. Alexa Bliss has a confident smirk on her face as she stares at her opponent while walking to the ring.

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Sasha Banks walks out behind Alexa with the Smackdown Women's Championship. Sasha is wearing a black bedazzled bodysuit.

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Alexa gets into the ring and does her signature championship pose, holding the belt behind her head and the front of her left arm. Alexa makes her way to the opposite of Asuka and stares her opponent down. The bell rings and the ring announcer introduce the competitors. "The following contest is a no disqualification scheduled for one fall and is for the Raw Women's Championship." The crowd cheers before the ring announcer continues. "Introducing the challenger, accompanied to the ring by Naomi, from Osaka, Japan: Asuka." Asuka dances around as the crowd cheers her on. The ring announcer continues. "Introducing her opponent, accompanied to the ring by Smackdown Women's Champion, Sasha Banks, from Columbus, Ohio, she is the Raw Women's Champion: Alexa Bliss." Alexa holds her title in the air as a mixed reaction comes from the crowd.

The bell rings and Alexa and Asuka circle the ring. They eventually lock up and Asuka takes her down. Asuka pulls on Alexa's arm. Alexa quickly makes her way to the ropes to force a rope break. Alexa goes outside the ropes. Asuka runs against the ropes and hits her signature hip attack on Alexa sending her out to the floor. Asuka goes to the outside to pick up Alexa. Sasha tries to hit Asuka from behind with her title belt, but she is intercepted by Naomi. Naomi and Sasha start brawling with each other. Naomi gets the upper hand and Sasha retreats backstage while Naomi chases after her. Asuka gets distracted by the fight between Naomi and Sasha. Alexa grabs a chair and hits Asuka in the back with it, sending the Empress crumbling to the ground. Alexa hits Asuka in the back and ribs with a couple more shots to the back and ribs. Alexa throws the chair down and poses to the crowd.

Naomi chases Sasha to the back. Sasha runs all the way to the catering area and goes to hide underneath one of the dessert tables. Naomi lost track of Sasha so she tried looking all over the backstage area for Sasha. Naomi eventually finds her way to the catering area. "Cmon Sasha where are you?" Sasha looks out from underneath to see Naomi with her back turned to her. Sasha decides to make a move and grabs a coconut cream pie from the table. "Oh Naomi." Naomi turns to face Sasha and Sasha immediately splatters the pie all over Naomi's face. Naomi groans as the cold cream runs on her face and on her top. "There's more where that came from Sasha says as she takes a banana cream pie and smashes it on top of Naomi's head ruining her hair. Sasha holds Naomi's head and takes her near the dessert table. Sasha lifts Naomi up delivers a suplex to Naomi right through the dessert table. Naomi landed ass first on a vanilla cake and table broke sending pies and cakes down on a dazed Naomi. "It was fun catching up. Nay Nay" Sasha licks her finger that is covered with pie. Sasha then lays eyes on a dessert cart full of pies, cakes, and sauces. Sasha smiles and comes up with a devious idea. Sasha takes control of the cart and takes it to the ring.

Back in the ring, Alexa is battering Asuka with a kendo stick. Alexa has been controlling the action for several minutes. The crowd makes a lot of noise and Alexa turns her attention to the ramp to see Sasha smiling and rolling a dessert cart down to the ring. Alexa walks over to talk with Sasha. "Where's Naomi?" Alexa says as she ponders over the options of the dessert cart. "Don't worry, babe. I took care of that problem." Sasha smiles. "I love you." Alexa says as she bends through the rope and lays a passionate kiss right on the lips of the Boss. Sasha nearly melts at the unexpected kiss of the Goddess. The kiss ends and Alexa looks at the dessert table. "Give me that chocolate cream pie. It is time to humiliate the Empress." Sasha laughs and gladly hands the pie to Alexa.

Alexa slowly stalks Asuka who is struggling to get to her feet. Alexa winds back the pie waiting to smash the pie in Asuka's face. All of a sudden Asuka quickly turns around and spits green mist right into Alexa's face. Alexa becomes disoriented and Asuka quickly grabs the chocolate cream pie out of Alexa's hand. Asuka spins Alexa around and opens up the back of her trunks. Asuka dumps the chocolate cream pie all the way down Alexa's trunks. Alexa screams at the cold feeling of cream and chocolate on her bottom. Asuka gives Alexa a quick spank, spreading cream and chocolate further in Alexa's trunks. The spank forces Alexa to fall in the corner.

Sasha freaks out at this turn of events. She quickly heads over to the timekeeper area and finds a bottle of water. Sasha quickly grabs the bottle of water. She goes over to Alexa and dumps the water all over Alexa's face. Sasha all of a sudden hears the crowd making a lot of noise. Sasha turns around to see what the commotion is about. She sees Asuka holding two strawberry cream pies. Asuka smiles as she smashes both pies on each of Sasha's head giving her a pie sandwich. Asuka laughs as she rubs the pies all around Sasha's face and hair, further humiliating the Boss.

Asuka sees Alexa sitting down prone in a corner. A devious smirk crosses Asuka's face as she reenters the ring. Asuka turns her back to Alexa and slowly backs her ass up towards the Goddess. Alexa is still recovering from the green mist so she doesn't see the stinkface coming as Asuka shoves her ass into Alexa's face. "Mmph" Alexa says as she struggles against the mighty ass of the Empress. The crowd enjoys Asuka shaking her ass in Alexa's face. Eventually, Asuka relents and allows Alexa to breathe.
Asuka goes to the outside of the ring and grabs a bucket full of chocolate cake batter. Alexa is able to get up on her knees, but it turns out that she can now see since the mist was "wiped" from her eyes. Asuka reenters the ring to dump the bucket of batter over Alexa's head. Asuka lifts the bucket up, but all of a sudden Alexa low blows Asuka right in the crotch. Asuka puts the bucket down and falls to the ground in agony. Alexa gets up and sees Asuka in the ground in pain as well as the bucket of cake batter in the middle of the ring. Alexa grabs Asuka by the hair and drags her over to the bucket. Alexa then puts Asuka's head in the bucket of chocolate cake batter. Asuka strugglesas Alexa holds her head in the bucket. Eventually Asuka is allowed to breathe and her head resurfaces completely covered in chocolate. Alexa reaches down Asuka's tights and sees Asuka's red panties. Alexa pulls hard on Asuka's panties, giving her a wedgie which submerged Asuka's head once again in the bucket of cake batter. Alexa then gives Asuka a couple of spanks along with the wedgie. Eventually Alexa relents and let's go.

Alexa once again goes to the outside of the ring and grabs two Boston cream pies and then reenters the ring. Alexa kneels behind Asuka and stalks behind the Empress. Asuka tries to wipe her eyes not realizing Alexa reaches the two pies in front of Asuka. Asuka wiping her eyes allows easy access for Alexa to smash both pies into Asuka's breasts. Asuka moans at the pie seeping through her top.

Alexa goes into the ring to grab a vanilla sheet cake from the dessert cart. Alexa brings the cake into the ring looking to put the cherry on top of a through humiliation of the Empress of Tomorrow. However the vanilla sheet cake blocks her vision so she doesn't see Asuka regain awareness of her surroundings. However Asuka delivers a drop toehold tripping up Alexa sending her tripping and falling face first into the cake. Alexa lifts her face out of the cake. However, Asuka immediately places her boot on the back of Alexa's head and forces her face back into the cake. Asuka rubs her boot on the back of Alexa's head further rubbing cake in the Goddess' face. Asuka eventually relents as Alexa lifts her head up from the sheet cake. Asuka quickly delivers a curb stomp to Alexa who splatters into the remainder of the sheet cake.

Alexa is dazed as she struggles to her feet. Asuka comes up from behind Alexa and locks in the Asuka lock. Alexa cannot breathe and immediately taps out. However, the bell does not the ring. Asuka looks over to see the referee distracted with Sasha who is holding two pies trying to get revenge on Asuka for the pie sandwich from earlier. Asuka goes over and spits mist into Sasha's face. Sasha is dazed as Asuka takes both pies from Sasha as Sasha turns away from her. Asuka nails Sasha in the ass with a lemon cream pie which sends Sasha flying off the apron into the dessert cart which causes Sasha to fall face first into a chocolate cake. Asuka goes to turn to Alexa but Alexa punches Asuka in the crotch. Asuka drops the pie on the ground. Alexa grabs Asuka's head and plants her with a DDT face first into the other lemon cream pie. The ref makes the count.

"1..23 DING DING DING"

"Your winner and STILL Raw Women's Champion: Alexa Bliss"

Alexa furiously goes to the outside of the ring. "Sasha get your ass over here." Sasha still dazed from the mist and dessert attack on Asuka. Sasha walks over to Alexa. "Hey babe. You won. Why are you so angry?" Sasha asks as Alexa searches for something underneath the ring. "That freak in the ring tried to humiliate us. It is time for us to make an example out of her. I made something to take Asuka out and humiliate her at the same time. Alexa pulls out two chairs that both have vanilla sheet cakes attached to them. "Take one and follow my lead" Alexa says as Alexa takes one of the cake chairs and enters the ring. Sasha grabs the other cake chair and follows Alexa into the ring.

Asuka is dazed as she staggers to her feet. Alexa stands on one side of Asuka with her cake chair. "Stand on the other side." Alexa yells at Sasha. Sasha stands opposite of Alexa with Asuka in between them. Alexa winds her chair back and Sasha does the same.

"1.. 23 SWING" Alexa says as she and Sasha both swing their chairs and nail Asuka in the head as she is hit with a cake sandwich conchairto. Asuka's cake covered head and body fall down to the ring canvas. "It's time to make sure the Empress never wants to show her face in WWE ever again. The crowd cheers as Naomi limps her way out to help defend her tag partner and new life partner. "Stop Naomi." Alexa demands as Sasha rushes outside the ring and easily takes down Naomi and puts her in the Bank Statement. Sasha forces Naomi to watch Asuka undergo further humiliation.

Alexa rips off the top of a knocked out Asuka revealing a red bra. Alexa then pulls down Asuka's bottoms leaving her in red panties. The crowd looks on uncomfortably as a knocked out Asuka is stripped of her clothes and dignity. That is not enough for Alexa however as Alexa unhooks Asuka's bra strap. Alexa was going to reveal Asuka's breasts on live television.

All of a sudden, a familiar theme hits. The crowd goes crazy knowing who's song is playing. This superstar has not been seen in over a year. The crowd goes crazy when they see the familiar orange hair of one Becky Lynch. Becky runs down to the ring and kicks Sasha in the back, freeing Naomi from the Bank Statement. Becky goes into the ring looking to fight Alexa, but Alexa retreats and leaves with her championship. Becky goes over to check on Asuka to see if she's OK. Becky sees that Asuka is knocked out and demands that the ringside doctor check on the condition of Asuka. Becky looks back up the ramp seeing Alexa and Naomi holding their championship titles in the air. Becky motioned for a title belt around her waist as the show goes off the air. Becky was ready to take back the women's division and Alexa was ready to down the leader of the Women's Evolution.

THE END