The Super Sloppy Celebrity Chat Show (a semi-interactive story)
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[This is an unusually structured but hopefully appealing ultra long three-part story in the tradition of the old WAMWORLD tales.
The first section is straightforward traditional narrative, the second section is then interactive, and then if you keep a note of the outcomes of section two, finally there is a randomly-generated choice of three very different wet and messy endings. Enjoy!]
Chapter One: Meet the presenters!
The latest development in WAM broadcasting had been intriguing kinksters everywhere ever since it first leaked. The makers of the nation's favourite sex podcast were coming together with the team behind an infamous late-night sploshing gameshow to launch a genius new format of naughty chat followed by even naughtier challenges, money no object for set design apparently, given the past successes of all involved.
Enthusiasm had only grown once the identities of the show's regular three presenters were revealed, on the correct assumption that there was little chance of any one of them escaping the whole series clean, all of them alluring B-list celebrities and famous sploshers of a certain vintage.
So without any further a-do, let's meet the hosts of the soon-to-be latest late night sploshing sensation!
Lead presenter is Horny Heidi, a petite pixie-haired Scandinavian blonde in her early 30s who is now a radio DJ and podcast host but whose background was in late night post-pub cheeky television presenting. The other mildly important thing to know about Heidi is that she is clearly sex mad, up for anything and has a probable wet and messy exhibitionist kink. Even on a podcast, it's truly remarkable how many times the end of one of Heidi's shows involves her being dunked in slime, pied in the face, or led off to the gunge tank, the rueful but wicked grin on her face very much implying that she knows just what most of her audience will be doing while watching her latest trashing.
The second presenter is Naughty Naomi, a former glamour model who used to specialise in dignified sploshing! Well, OK, as dignified as you can get while taking a bean bucket directly over the head while giggling helplessly and also completely naked She's a medium-height brunette-haired beauty with a glorious sense of humour and striking green eyes and olive-toned Mediterranean skin, a model who if never strictly turned on by WAM itself just absolutely loved the glorious silliness of getting paid to take naked gunge bucket after naked gunge bucket time after time after time! And, dare we say it, was perhaps even a little turned on by that If the number of naked messy shoots she conducted are any clue!
Third presenter is Tricksy Tanya, a voluptuously bosomed light brunette in early middle age, if still a bit of a (knowing) brat on occasion. Tanya's greatest hit was a one-time late-night quiz show, where the failed contestants would be first stripped to their underwear and then condemned to a prison cell to be relentlessly gunged, pied and slimed in between rounds for the remainder of the show. The clips of the dungeon gungings still get many, many viewings on YouTube and of course because the producers weren't complete fools, an alternating grinning and grimacing Tanya often that to 'test' the gunge prison, or 'accidentally' got locked in there just as the slime detonated.
It also helps the public appetite for the series ahead to know that all three ladies have been good friends and fellow naughty public party animals for years already, demure restraint and traditional lady-like behaviour was not expected to be a regular feature of the show even before the final format was announced!
Chapter Two: Introducing the first half of the show
The format of the show is deceptively simple, although still rather appealing to horny kinksters everywhere, very much including the three naughty celebrities.
For the first half of each of ten episodes, Heidi, Naomi and Tanya will be demurely sipping at their wine glasses while engaging in podcast-style discussion. Although, naturally, things won't be quite as clean and wholesome as this implies. Their dialogue might even get a little risque, heaven forfend! And of course the whole discussion format is really just an elaborate tease, three beautiful celebrities talking dirty, just layering up the suspense before the wet and messy challenges and sexy forfeits of the second half of the show.
After all, for their conversation each of the ten weeks, the three gorgeous celebrities will be elaborately dressed up in some different kind of ridiculous but also rather revealing and alluring outfit, whether a French maid's uniform, sexy lingerie, a topless waitress ensemble or a sexy school ma'am's tight white blouse, to take some purely hypothetical examples leaked to the media. Also, each week, the three regular presenters will be joined by either another celebrity or random volunteer for the audience for their discussion. And the weekly topics of discussion will not exactly be boring, you might say.
The three lovely presenters will start each week by giggingly reporting on their sexual activity of the past week. Such activity given the three women involved might well have been rampant, lewd and rude enough already, but, just to be sure, the producers will have set them tasks each week to report back on, from testing new sex toys, to seeing how many times they could make their lucky partner cum in a single night, to doing it in public at a sex club to not being allowed to cum at all for the entire week between shows!
Then, moving on, the three celebrities will be happily discussing their sexual histories, kinks and preferences, from how often they masturbate to their funniest and naughtiest sexy memories, sharing their nude selfies and egging each other on to ever wickeder revelations!
Which is how, once we have covered mundane topics like how they lost their virginities, their most embarrassing celebrity crushes and the first time they ever gave head or did girl-on-girl, we might well learn more about the time Horny Heidi wanked herself off below the surface of the slime pit on live TV, how Naughty Naomi filmed herself having sex with her favourite friend with benefits after a naked custard pie fight, or how Tanya once finished a series of her gameshow by sucking her favourite cameraman off in the gunge dungeon, bukkake ultimately mixing with her slime facial to admiring cheers from the remainder of the crew! That was off-air naturally, but that sort of activity might very well be ultimately on air for this particular show.
And, of course, for a new show like this, it'd be boring if even the teasing warm-up section was completely clean and sensible, wouldn't it?!
Which is why, each week, there's always going to be something else going on in part one, as well as the kinky conversations.
It could well be that one of the presenters has been given a secret challenge for the episode, like wearing a remote-control vibrator. Naturally if they give the game away too soon by too obviously squirming or gasping as the producers play with the controls, they'll be taking an instant gunge bucket or a public strip-off forfeit!
Or it could be that the topic of conversation this week is all three girls 'testing' and 'reviewing' a set of dildos or maybe even mechanical fuck machines, being elegantly fucked away as they sip at their drinks and chatter.
Or they might be having to review some online footage, judge which lucky lady is the best blow job deep throater or mid-orgasmic squirter of the week!
Or it could even be, as, say, Tricksy Tanya starts to squirm mid classy and elegant lady celebrity dialogue, beads of sweat forming on her brow, the camera zooms out to reveal that she is in fact completely naked below the waist, the better to be licked out as she talks by a lucky male stagehand.
And, just in case, that's not mayhem enough, each week there will also be a special guest star, whether a member of the audience unexpectedly invited up on stage, or another celebrity with a taste for kinky chaos.
Oooh la la!
What could possibly go right?!
But if the first half each episode is just a slow and deliberate tease, what of the second half of the show?!
Chapter three: Introducing the second half of the show
The second half of the show is of course where the majority of the wet and messy action happens, the first half of the broadcast, for all of its sexy talk and occasional gasping public orgasms having essentially been a giant long and naughty set-up.
Each week of the ten episodes, having finished their introductory filth talk and fuckings, the three celebrities and their special guest of the week must step up to a giant wheel of messfortune.
Which is how both they, the studio audience and the viewing public will learn which three lucky ladies will be sharing this week's fashionable WINNER treats and just who will be the unlucky trashed up LOSER earning this week's wet and messy tricks.
The treats, of course, are rather worth having, vouchers for the classiest of boutiques, free dinners at five-star restaurants, designer clothing freebies, guest slots on somewhat higher class chat shows, VIP holidays, luxury spa days, the works.
The tricks, of course, may be just a little messy, sexual and perhaps, dare we say, even a touch humiliating and embarrassing for so fine a set of sexy B-list celebrity ladies who have all chosen such a fate for the sake of some kind of wild combination of naughty fun, greed, exhibitionism, kinkiness and publicity.
Wah...
Wah...
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Although, just to add a certain frisson to proceedings, the occasional WINNER might still end up fucking in a slop pit.
Naturally.
But what are these naughty and embarrassing tricks you ask? And who are our guest stars?
Well now is the time to find out!
[Reader's note: This is a bit of a storytelling experiment, an interactive twist to the tale.
You've already met our three main celebrities, Tanya, Heidi and Naomi. For each of the ten episodes of the show, reading on you'll find:
- What outfit they're wearing each week.
- Who their guest is each week.
- Their naughty discussion topic.
- The sneaky secret challenge of the week.
- The LOSER's sexy wet and messy forfeit.
- A wheel to spin to see just who receives it.
[Also, psssst!!!
As you work through the ten episodes and ten wheelspins imagining the scenarios, if you can be bothered, cock or clit in hand, please do also keep a note of which sloppy celebrity gets the most sexy and messy forfeits as, spoiler, that might well effect the very final ending of the tale.]
Chapter four: Episode #1
Outfits: Swimsuits. All three ladies and their special guest star are wearing tight black lycra one-piece swimsuits, their erect nipples, ample curves and even (doubtless soon to be penetrated) pussy lips bulging delightfully through the fabric as they perch awkwardly on high stools in the middle of a stage. Each lady's awkwardness perhaps related to the large cream cake they are each sitting in, just to set the general tone for the series.
Special guest star: For any returning reader, it has to be Naughty Lauren first up, doesn't it, the sploshing superstar of the old WAMWORLD series as the next generation of celebrity WAM show launches?!
For those of you haven't met the lovely Lauren before, she's a tall and slender blonde in her mid-twenties, an always naughty sparkle to her bright green eyes!
This week's discussion topic: Chardonays to hand, it's an obvious one to start with, how each of our three celebrities and their first special guest first realised that getting wet and messy was sexy. And then also the tales of how they lost their splosh virginities and the naughtiest WAM sessions they've ever had!
Sneaky challenge of the week: This is how we first truly learn about the sneaky challenges of the week, when Tricksy Tanya suddenly breaks off the conversation to shudder and purr and whip out a vibrating egg from inside her vagina. It transpires the first stoogette of the series' challenge was to hold the shaking and juddering sex toy inside herself for as long as she could without anyone else noticing!
And as she's failed, alas, it's now a surprise bright pink gunge bucket over the head from behind for the squealing and fucked out buxom brunette!
LOSER forfeit: It's a 'relatively' tame one to start with. Setting the tone for the longer series, the naked LOSER 'merely' has to strip and naked and wank themselves to orgasm on camera. The only problem being that until they finally cum and climax, the lucky three WINNERs will be dousing them in bucket after bucket of gunge, slime, pudding and custard as they furiously masturbate stripped off and nude in public!
But who will it be?! Just who will be lucky and just who will be mucky this week?!
IT'S SLOPPY CELEBRITY GUNGEY WANKFEST TIME!!!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: Because Naughty Lauren, doesn't ever truly escape clean, if by some chance she is a WINNER, the show finishes with the fucked out and ruined LOSER giving her a nice friendly hug.
Chapter five: Episode #2
Outfits: Second time around our sexy sploshing minxes are clad in traditional serving maid costumes, albeit rather smaller uniforms than is conventional in reputable domestic establishments, the absolute upper tops of thighs and even the upper bounds of clearly bra-free boobies being visible through the sheer skimpiness of the silly costumes.
A certain comedy is also added to the scenario by none of the lovely ladies actually ever actually commenting on what they are wearing! Not even as, posh champagne flutes in hand, they slide into the giant jacuzzi full of baked beans from which they will be delivering the second episode of the world's newest and naughtiest chat show.
Special guest star: It's a classic girl next door audience volunteer this week. Sally is a gorgeous middle-aged brunette, with long dark hair, immaculate lipstick and a slender build but bulging cleavage to die for. She works as a secretary for a construction firm and has a taste for the kinky, dressing up and both cosplay and naughty roleplay. Which is probably why she so enthusiastically signed up to appear on the show today! She might even be playing to lose!
This week's discussion topic: It's time to learn a little more about our naughty ladies this week, and just how dirty a set of girls they are! Each celebrity and their special guest Sally will be discussing how often they have sex, how often they masturbate, what their favourite sexual position is, if they've ever taken it up the bum and how they get themselves off when going it alone, whether finger-fucking or using toys. There'll even be some footage of them demonstrating their blow job techniques on their respective partners, the audience reviewing their techniques!
So not in any way delightfully revealing of course!
Sneaky challenge of the week: It's French maid Naughty Naomi trying to have her polite and dignified conversation without letting on that Tricksy Tanya is finger fucking her beneath the surface of the bean bath! And when, inevitably, she fails, of course, her punishment is to have to dunk herself wholly down beneath the surface of the bean slop!
LOSER forfeit: Uh-oh! We're upping the ante for the second week of the series The LOSER stooge of this particular spin of the wheel will be sitting down in a pillory, and wanked, groped, fingered and clit-stroked to the teasing point of absolute loss of restraint as she desperately pleads and begs to finally be allowed to cum completely!
Her only further problem being the constant deluge of whipped cream and custard pies her playmates are plastering her in whilst otherwise sexily touching her up!
Can you imagine the screams and squeals as she edges over and over again, all the while begging for more while knowing the pie deluge that further finger fucking pleasure will bring with it?!
Still, at least her previous torture will prepare her for the bucket of cold water over the head as she's finally allowed to orgasm!
Wah...
Wah...
Wah...
PILLORY PIE QUEEN SOPPING EDGE GIRL TIME!!!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: If Sally's unlucky enough to WIN and go home clean, she naturally takes the chance to double her winnings by volunteering to do a public striptease under a translucent green gunge shower during the close out.
Chapter six: Episode #3
Outfits: Upping the raunch aspect this week, all three regulars and this week's guest are sitting alongside each other in nice and comfortable leather chairs. The only mildly unusual aspect of the setup, which doesn't in any way look deliberately ridiculous, is that all four beautiful women are wearing nothing else but bright red lacey bras and scarlet stilettos, legs neatly crossed of course, like the elegant and classy ladies that they are!
Special guest star: It's kinky little Anna this week, probably the naughtiest character in all of my stories!
Anna's a petite young brunette with small but perky breasts, a trim pixie cut modelled on Horny Heidi's and an infectious sense of filthy fun. A part time art student specialising in fetish works, she's a long-term splosher and exhibitionist who would literally have paid a month's rent to appear on the show to be gunged, trashed and maybe even fucked in public.
She's been in multiple past stories, but this one is perhaps my favourite of her previous misadventures, if only for what she does to her good friend Nikki (Spoiler! Who you might meet in a future week on this show!): https://umd.net/stories/i/annas-birthday-treat/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fmesswriter%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F
This week's discussion topic: It's naughty messy fantasies up for discussion this week.
Each regular presenter and their special guest will take it in turns to discuss their favourite secret female celebrity crush and just how they'd like to get sapphically messy and sexual with them, as home footage is shown of them 'testing' a new brand of dildo while thinking about their fantasy.
Which of course won't be at all embarrassing for them if the fellow celebrity in question happens to be listening to the show!
But hey, let's be optimistic, it could even lead to a future special guest star for one of the lucky ladies!
Sneaky challenge of the week: As the girls discuss the highly important topic above, a male stagehand clad in only the skimpiest of sparkly speedos will be moving up and down the line of stools, licking away at each celebrity and special guest clitoris and pussy in turn. Not that any true of these true pros will be put off their deadly serious conversation for even a single moment by the comically publc vagina, labia and clitoris slurping going on in front of them of course!
Although admittedly the buckets of cold water they'll be sporadically doused in from behind mid-conversation or pussy licking may admittedly elicit an awkward squeal or shriek or two
LOSER forfeit: It's an athletic blow-job challenge this week!
This particular week's unlucky LOSER will have to suck off the sexy male stagehand in gratitude.
The only remaining point in question being how clean she will be at the time!
Our LOSER cock-sucking slut of the week will be spending the previous few minutes frantically running away stark naked on an ever-quickening treadmill. If she succeeds in staying on it until the timer klaxon sounds, panting and running, bare boobies bouncing, she'll merely be getting a bukkake facial after delivering a public blow-job to a grinning stud. If she fails, before her embarrassing exercise in giving head in public she'll first be plunged backwards off the treadmill into a giant vat of bright pink strawberry pudding!
Wah...
Wah...
Wah...
SLOPPY CELEBRITY CHAT SHOW BLOW JOB TIME!!!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: If Anna isn't the LOSER, this week's close-out is her simpering and asking Heidi if she can play in the pudding with a stagehand or two as well, no prize or payout required.
Chapter seven: Episode #4
Outfits: Dinner party, each one of the four beautiful diners wearing an initially absolutely immaculate cocktail dress. It's just therefore rather unfortunate that as they have this week's discussion, a succession of hunky male waiters wearing only bow-ties and cock huggingly-tight sparkly speedos are pouring each course of the dinner party over the head of each ruefully giggling celebrity in turn, from the tomato soup starter to the sloppy spaghetti main course to the custard closer.
Special guest star: It's Anna's dear friend Nikki as the follow-up guest this week, probably the most long-suffering of characters in all of my stories!
Nikki is a high-performing, high maintenance blonde in a senior executive's job. She has immaculately coiffured shoulder-length hair, a tall, full and elegant body with high and rounded breasts, and she is very, very competitive.
As the ultra-classy and always WINNING business lady she definitely would in no way admit to secretly being turned on by constantly being trashed and fucked, usually by arrangement of her dear friend Anna. And Nikki will 100% be WINNING and staying clean today. Or so she brashly claims!
And if you want to learn a little more about her, there's always an unfortunate day out she had with Anna to read up about: https://umd.net/stories/i/nikkis-day-out-aka-annas-funhouse-advent/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fmesswriter%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F
This week's discussion topic: It's a consumer review theme this week. In between glasses of fine Bordeaux, Each classily-clad celebrity and their guest will be reporting back on the mechanical fucking machines and vibrators they've each been tasked with *thoroughly* testing out over the previous week, the better to make recommendations to their discerning audience!
Sneaky challenge of the week: It's a challenge for the audience this week!
All four of our lovely ladies in fact have one of the vibrators shuddering away inside their sloppy and ever-wettening pussies!
Just who will correctly guess which kinky cocktail lady will plead for mercy and access to the off switch the first!!???!!!
After all, the only penalty is a bucket of cold chocolate syrup over the head!
It might well be Tricksy Tanya going down this week, she did find the fucking machines enough of a thrill to be turned on just by talking about them.
LOSER forfeit: It's a straightforward one this week. Our LOSER of the week will merely have to strip absolutely naked and take up her place in a classic gunge tank Before being doused in thick green old-fashioned Nickleoden slime As a selection of her recent internet browsing history and WhatsApp messages are broadcast to the viewers. Which, of course, will be totally fine and cool and no way embarrassing if the unlucky LOSER hasn't been up to anything naughty online at all...
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO RIGHT FOR OUR GUNKED UP SLOP SLUT OF THE WEEK!?!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Chapter eight: Episode #5
Outfits: We're going back to basics for the mid-point of the series. Naomi, Heidi, Tanya and their special guest of the week are clad only in their absolutely finest classic white lingerie, garter and suspender ensembles. The only twist being them removing each piece of sexy and elegant underwear one by one throughout their conversation, soon enough leaving all four of the beautiful women completely naked, nude, lewd and fuckable as they step up to spin this week's Wheel of Messfortune.
Special guest star: We're heading for celebrities rather than private kinksters this week, after Anna and Nikki's chance to meet their sploshing heroes, this time we're joined by the gorgeous Kelly!
Kelly is a slender dark-haired English supermodel of now slightly more mature years, with amazing legs, long and slightly curling locks, large and curvaceous boobs, a pristine white smile, a cheeky sense of humour and an unfortunate knack of ending up in trouble in the tabloid newspapers.
While clearly only in it for the publicity, she's exhibitionist to be up for anything and has been gunged or pied plenty of times before, evidently finding the experience quite funny if not exactly sexy, although like Naughty Naomi possibly also quite turned on by the attention
She even once shot a bikini custard pie fight scene with an all-time eager Naomi!
This week's discussion topic: It's a straightforward if a cheeky one what was the best surprise fuck you ever had?!
Because of course not one of these dignified and classy ladies would have had an unexpected one-off public with some lucky random guy or gal
Sneaky challenge of the week: So how about this one for a super sloppy secrety wankfest then.
The viewers at home can vote for whose concealed vibrator is turned up to the maximum, deciding whose pussy they want to get pounded the most in live time in the middle of the raunch discussion. It's going to be Horny Heidi they pick isn't it, dear reader, so clearly the filthiest girl of the lot!
And it'll be a bucket of bright pink gunge over her gasping head from behind when she inevitably fails the challenge!
LOSER forfeit: And also how about this for a super sloppy sexy LOSER forfeit then?
This week's super sexy LOSER slop slut stoogette merely has to take a head first plunge down a pie slide into a giant tub of whipped cream and chocolate pudding and then remain there until she wanks off the naked hunky male stagehands stood to either side of her in the slop pool until they spurt all over her chocolate-covered grinning face!
A task which doubtless she'll get done soon enough using her full celebrity public hand job expertise. For her own benefit as much as their own, desperate for a clean-up shower after her headfirst cold pudding dunking, where turned on by the attention, goo and publc bukkake perhaps she might also enjoy the chance to finger herself a little...
EVERY MOMENT RECORDED LIVE ON CAMERA OF COURSE!!!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
[Psst! Remember to keep a count of who loses the most episodes, it really does effect the ending!]
Coda: And because if she WINs, Kelly couldn't be allowed to go home clean, if that is the case, the close-out is Heidi challenging the gorgeous supermodel to pie herself in the face!
Chapter nine: Episode #6
Outfits: It's sexy business wear for the three alluring hosts this time around, each beautiful lady wearing the tiniest of tight white blouses and incy wincyiest of small pencil-stiped skirts, leaving their mid-riffs bare, their perfect cleavages bulging, their erect nipples showing and the angle of their chairs making it very much clear that they are not wearing any panties!
Of course, it is a requirement of the world of business to deal with unexpected events. Which is why each of our game gallant girls will be having gunge, slime, foam and custard buckets sporadically lobbed at them throughout this week's highbrow and high-fallutin' conversation. Uh-oh, better hope that no-one spills her drink!
Special guest star: After last episode's fellow celebrity, it's another random off the street for this week, Alison the sexy Scottish school ma'am!
Alison is a buxom lady in middle-age. In the words of the correspondent who suggested her for this challenge, "A curvy busty blonde MILF, very vivacious and up for a laugh. She's a science teacher in school, and while she never taught me, she reminds me of the kind of teacher I'd have crushed on hard in school."
Which is why, while the hosts may well be in smart business wear, guest star Alison is in a sexy school ma'am outfit, her hair in comedy pigtails, a tartan tie knotted ridiculously and brattily short over the tiny blouse which barely covers her bulging breasts let alone her mid-riff, her tiny matching striped tartan mini skirt making it very evident that she has not only gone commando but not shaven herself down below of late!
This week's discussion topic: A simple one this week. Is gunge, slime, whipped cream or custard better as vagina lube?!
And, of course, to prove their point, each of the four chat show beauties will be using their substance of choice to slowly finger fuck their way to public orgasm while having their debate as relevant porno clips they've all filmed in advance with their respective substances and partners (or other sexy willing volunteers) in the last week play on a big screen behind them.
Sneaky challenge of the week: Can you keep your sexy trifle hat balanced on your head throughout the hopefully not entirely unpleasurable ordeal of wanking your way through your discussion topic while also being deluged in bucket after bucket of slime and gunge? How embarrassing for any true splosher to fail at so simple and sensible a challenge!
All four women fail of course, earning them buckets of chocolate pudding over the head, almost as though this whole ridiculous show was completely rigged!
LOSER forfeit: A giant dunk tank filled to the brink with sloppy and gooey porridge oats waits in front of our unlucky LOSER of the week once she has been publicly stripped off and hosed down of any remaining gunge and trifle residue (it wouldn't do for her to look undignified after all, would it?!).
She, alas, is sitting stark naked on a tiny catapult stool above the vat, wringing out her sopping wet hair, bare body glistening with water and left over gunge.
Still, all she has to do to avoid a public slopping is masturbate herself off to public orgasm before a timer on an unknown setting runs out...
Otherwise having taken a massive punt up into the air and then face-planted the porridge she'll be finishing herself off in the giant oat-filled slop pit!
WHAT A DIRTY, DIRTY GIRL!!!
And, spoiler, of course the catapult detonates and sends our unlucky naked LOSER slop slut free-flying before she completely and utterly climaxes on her launch pad!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: Alison's a very naughty school ma'am really, isn't she? Turn on by her public wanking session, if lucky enough to WIN, she asks to try the catapult challenge anyway, naturally ending up naked and making out with the original LOSER in the slop pit as she shudders, gasps and climaxes once again.
Chapter ten: Episode #7
Outfits: We're going for a deliberately silly and sexy look for this week of the series, all four ladies wearing traditional multi-coloured polka dot bikinis a size too small for each of them naturally, delicious curves bulging out all over the place!
Special guest star: The delectable Claire is this week's extra special guest star, a dedicated home splosher and kinky sex enthusiast who returning readers will know already: https://umd.net/stories/i/splattertime/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fmesswriter%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F
Claire is a cheeky, voluptuous and fun-loving blonde in her late 20s, her attractively rounded body a gloriously squeezable combination of bouncing breasts and shapely bum.
It also helps that she's both competitive and horny and will be very, VERY up for either winning or a wet and messy sexual forfeit!
This week's discussion topic: It's a stagehand product review session this week! Each of our celebrities and their special guest has had to fuck one of the sexy male stagehands of the show in the past week, filming their endeavours with a special emphasis on just how wet they became and even if they squired!
I know, I know, what a burdensome task...
And all four hunks are now standing naked in front of the chat show panel, awaiting feedback on their performances!
Sneaky challenge of the week: Just to show our lovely four male hunks how it's done, as our gorgeous three celebrities and their special guest deliver their reviews, they'll be being stripped, massaged, oiled and then finally pussy-licked by four nubile college girl volunteers! Not that this has potential to occasionally distract them from their conversation, of course
It's always good to encourage the next generation on to high performance after all!
Although, anyone distracted enough by their nubile new acquaintance to miss their next segment of conversation will be abruptly returned to reality, alas, by the traditional wake-up means of a bucket of cold water over the head!
LOSER forfeit: This week's unlucky LOSER is headed for the super sloppy bean dunk!
They'll first have to take a naked seat at the top of a long and steep ramp, and then be launched down the slope of doom in question, ultimately being plunged headfirst down into a giant tank of baked beans as their dunking stool collapses at the last
And then in order to secure their release from the slop pit, as if a nude dunking in baked beans wasn't sexy indignity enough, they'll then have to suck off a stagehand until he cums while taking it from behind from another!
Wah...
Wah...
Wah...
What a shame for so fine and a classy a lady to take a dunk tank bean fucking like this!
THEY'VE BEEN BEANED!!!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: Claire wouldn't wish to go home and unfucked even if she was a WINNER. So should she WIN, she'd obviously accept the chance to ride the bean dunk for a further prize (or, to be honest, for free), although with the male stagehands busy, she'd have to take it from behind with a strap-on while licking out a fellow filthy lady.
Chapter eleven: Episode #8
Outfits: Its cowgirl week next up, Heidi, Tanya, Naomi and their latest naughty friend each wearing tiny-chequered shirts tied tightly across their bulging breasts, their nether regions barely covered by equally skimpy denim shorts. The look is only made a little sexy and absurd by each girl's giant Stetson hat and their bright red 'fuck me' stillettos, surely a little impractical a choice of footwear for a cowgirl!
Of course, real cowgirls probably wouldn't also be sipping their cocktails while mounted on trapeze swings above a giant tank of multi-coloured slime as well!
Special guest star: You pick, you've indulged me long enough by now dear reader. Who would you like to see joining Heidi, Naomi and Tanya as their special guest this week? [Feel free to send me a message telling me who and if they survive clean or not!]
Heidi's little sister also gets a brief cameo this week, another Scandinavian blonde, come along to see what all the fuss is about and giggling nervously as her elder sibling issues her with her first ever pie and points her towards a grinning naked stagehand. But will little sister pie the willing stud in the face or the cock before giving him a sexy public kiss!
This week's discussion topic: A nice and simple one. Once Heidi's little sister has made her departure now holding hands with her sloppy stagehand, all four remaining ladies will be reporting back on their challenge of how many times they could make their current partner orgasm the day before the show! An immediate dunk in the gunk for any lady with the lowest total once the cinematic review has been played of course, for all that might be a touch unfair to anyone who prioritised quality over quantity of shagging!
Sneaky challenge of the week: To be honest, this week's challenge isn't particularly sneaky or hidden while reporting back on their recent menfolk fucking, each lovely lady is also expected to publicly stroke and finger themselves on their trapezes without toppling off into the slime!
LOSER forfeit: Things could get both a little bit silly and a little bit naughty for the LOSER forfeit for episode #8 of the naughtiest chat show on television, heaven forfend!
The ante is being upped a little as the series moves towards its conclusion:
All three LOSING ladies will be taking a forfeit, stripped naked and strapped back-to-back on a roundabout, with remote control vibrators inserted inside them underneath a giant gunge tank funnel.
Can you imagine the torture for the three LOSERs?! Getting dizzier and dizzier, spun round and round in circles, all the while being vibed, gunged and slimed to within a very inch of their lives?!
SLOPPY CELEBRTY SEXY SPINATHON TIME!!!
To find out takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune (and this week, who it picks is the only one to escape the slimey spinning fuckathon): https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Chapter twelve: Episode #9
Outfits: It's lacey bras for for the penultimate episode of the series. Lacey bras and nothing else at all! Which would be because, from the very start of this week's episode of the sloppiest show on television, all four ladies are sitting in a circle mounted on four rather large looking vibrating dildos atop four plus-sized sybian machines which will be fucking away at them throughout their latest doubtless riveting and high-class conversation!
Special guest star: Elena is another louche and gallant gal some of you may recall from the WAMWORLD chronicles. She's a red hot eastern European model with lovely deep brown eyes and short brown hair with a neat side parting and faint traces of discreet but elegant blonde highlights, the whole faintly gothic look only enhanced by her jet black eyebrows and scarlet lipstick. A little bit bratty, a little bit sexy, and a self-proclaimed thoroughly clean and classy girl, Elena's no great fan of the mess, but she likes the attention and prizes enough to take her chances now and then as she builds her modelling career.
The only problem being, the messier she gets, the more and more WAM modelling gigs and show's she's offered! It's a conundrum for the poor girl to be sure, greed and attention-seeking versus dignity and classiness!
This week's discussion topic: Masturbation. The best wank you've ever had and the weirdest places you have ever wanked in, the strangest implements you've ever used as toys and which moments of the series so far you've found the most of a turn-on.
Because such a graceful collection of demure and classy ladies won't have in any way a glorious selection of rude, lewd and kinky answers, will they?!
Sneaky challenge of the week: Some unlucky (lucky?) lady's fuck machine is on twice the speed and power of the others. Who will it be?! Who do you think is most deserving of the harshest pussy-pounding based upon past results and discussion contributions?! I suspect it might be Eastern Elana's turn to suffer a little excess of pleasure around the groin and earn a bucket of custard over the head when she finally flips from edging to climaxing and pleading for mercy, although you may disagree
LOSER forfeit: Well it's the penultimate episode this week isn't it. The LOSER really will have to take a bit of a trashing
So how about their sloppy celebrity LOSER forfeit is to take a head first dunk down a slide into a giant super messy custard and whipped cream and chocolate pudding pie Before having to suck off a sexy male stagehand before being allowed to leave the mess pit While also being anally bum-fucked by a rather well-hung second stagehand from behind throughout!?!
If that particular outcome would appeal to any random reader for any particular girl of course...
Still, at least the unlucky lady in question will have the somewhat minor consolation of the anal-pounding stud behind her also fingering her clit as he fucks her!
SUPER SLOPPY PIE SLIDE ORGASMS ALL ROUND!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: Elena, previous readers will recall, really does not like pie. Which is why, even if she is a WINNER, two burly stagehands unceremoniously toss her headlong and squealing into the giant pie tin, the show closing out with her catchphrase "I really do not like the pie!"
Chapter thirteen: Episode #10
Outfits: Heidi, Natasha and Tanya (and their latest friend) are back in their bulging swimsuits from all the way back in episode one by way of circular conclusion to the series. One size lower, of course. Just to increase the level of revelation and likely chance of a cheeky little nipple slip, although (spoiler alert!), at the end of the episode, will be getting a lot, lot more naked!
Special guest star: Lottie the hottie (indulge your author this one at the close, she's one of his favourite characters).
You may have met Lottie before: https://www.google.com/url?q=https://docs.google.com/document/d/18iawPIJO53HZPary9_55bUaJ9J9lVgozx3iB6h_JykM/edit?tab%3Dt.0%23heading%3Dh.95hl1nzc6601&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1769984572991347&usg=AOvVaw3eJBDkY65gO8prjSSunPmz
She's a tall and slender brunette, eyes and immaculately styled hair almost jet black, and a wicked sparkle in her shining eyes. Because, crucially, this particular lovely lady really, REALLY likes getting wet and messy, is totally turned on by it and is completely and utterly game for anything!
This week's discussion topic: A simple one for the ending. What was the best wet and messy fuck that you have ever had?! And what will you be doing to top it so that you can report back on episode one of series two of the wildest and whackiest chat show on television
Sneaky challenge of the week: Naughty Naomi has an anal vibrator inserted. She knows which words will trigger the intensity of it being turned up to pound away at her sensitive bumhole. The other girls don't. The green-eyed goddess will be desperately trying to steer the conversation away from certain words
Spoiler, she does not do very well!
Also, this being the final episode of the series, while Lottie the hottie may well stay clean, the stagehands will be sporadically pieing and gunge bucket splattering the three celebrities mid-discussion, signing off the series in style.
LOSER forfeit: Well, alas (but actually not alas, if you like your lovely ladies utterly slopped, dunked, fucked and trashed and are prepared to read on just a little further), for this particular episode, it being the very end of the whole super sloppy series, there is a rather extra special LOSER forfeit planned
It's time for a five-way celebrity or special guest fuckathon orgy!
The LOSER of this particular round is destined for a seat on a good old-fashioned fairground dunk tank seat above a tank of bright green Nickleodeon style slime.
Stark naked of course.
And after she's been dunked headfirst into the slime, in order to secure her release, she'll have to struggle through the slime to the shallow end of tha tank and perform her sexy forfeit.
And the good news is that like last week's LOSER she'll also get to have an orgasm!
The bad news is that she'll be helping a few others along the way at the same time!
This week's unlucky (lucky?!) LOSER will be lying flat on their back in the slime while a gorgeous naked female stagehand penetrates her repeatedly with a giant ribbed strap-on dildo.
A second naked female stagehand will be sitting on her face to be licked out, meanwhile, testing our unlucky LOSER's cunnilingus skills.
And, of course, a couple of hunky naked male stagehands are kneeling either side of our hapless LOSER in the slime, each one being wanked off by her single-handedly even as she's penetrated by the strap-on dildo!
Every minute of her naked five-way slime orgy being broadcast on camera of course!
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And of course inevitably the girl selected to sit on the LOSER's face will turn out to be a squirter by way of further sexy humiliation
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SUPER SLOPPY CELEBRITY CUMFEST COMEDOWN!!!
To find out who takes the final forfeit before the Grand Finale of the whole series, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: Lottie would very, very definitely not want to go home clean and unfucked. If unlucky enough to be a WINNER, she would certainly agree to a gunge pit 69 once the gasping LOSER has finished their initial round of orgiastic slime-banging.
Chapter fourteen: The Grand Finale
Lottie the hottie having reluctantly said her fond farewells to the cheering crowd, cupping up her slimey boobies for their further titillation, all three celebrities have had the chance to (quickly) clean up a little. They are now back damp-haired (just the faint trace of custard or cream still visible, having only had a quick ad break in which to shower) and in their black one-piece swimsuits, body shapes beautifully outlined, from Tanya's buxom cleavage to Heidi's slim frame and Naomi's perfectly proportioned English rose of a body.
All three look a little nervous, though, as they know that in a show like this, there is generally a twist in the tale, always a little more, and the producers have deliberately not told them just how the series will end.
Lights are flashing and strobe lights are dancing around the studio, suspense being whipped up and up until we learn which 'lucky' celebrity lost the most games of the ten episodes of the series.
And thus 'wins' the right to record the promo clip for the next series of the show!
Which definitely won't be in any way wild, sexy, messy and humiliating will it?! Particularly if those wicked and kinky producers are planning on building of the success of the show to date, pre-trailing an even further ridiculous raunching up of ludicrous quantities of mess and rampant public fucking?!
Who could ever conceive of such a thing?!
Apart from our three nervous looking celebrity beauties of course.
As, infuriatingly, as we wait on the results, the room abruptly goes dark and we cut to another ad break!
[Go on then, I hope that you kept a note of which of our three celebrities took the most trashings over the course of the series?!
Because whichever lucky girl that is, they now have one final job to do, recording the series two promo!]
Tricksy Tanya's ending she was the filthiest filly of the lot:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRxoVkRJQdg906cEmkvDvfIKPmPeQh_xqPSkH7u5_QLoInuSuXmqT6NB9VMJjJHLK09a2_sy9VRIF4r/pub
Horny Heidi's ending she was the sloppiest and sluttiest celebrity: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS10KIWt-P4C31VyNftWYdVtdstsLz0jQjJwCa0dt_T-5Sgv97HeNqWEWv3TpqGNtLmuHhFb8V2yPQC/pub
Naughty Naomi's ending the dirty girl was loving every moment of the sex and mess: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vScDZ7KT04isLzA84-zOCthI-xoi52VaM3lufrcgWPOwTbFneYBWHm_tKH0beUtFbxIT05JmGCzSlg1/pub
[You do want there to be a season two don't you?! :-p]
The first section is straightforward traditional narrative, the second section is then interactive, and then if you keep a note of the outcomes of section two, finally there is a randomly-generated choice of three very different wet and messy endings. Enjoy!]
Chapter One: Meet the presenters!
The latest development in WAM broadcasting had been intriguing kinksters everywhere ever since it first leaked. The makers of the nation's favourite sex podcast were coming together with the team behind an infamous late-night sploshing gameshow to launch a genius new format of naughty chat followed by even naughtier challenges, money no object for set design apparently, given the past successes of all involved.
Enthusiasm had only grown once the identities of the show's regular three presenters were revealed, on the correct assumption that there was little chance of any one of them escaping the whole series clean, all of them alluring B-list celebrities and famous sploshers of a certain vintage.
So without any further a-do, let's meet the hosts of the soon-to-be latest late night sploshing sensation!
Lead presenter is Horny Heidi, a petite pixie-haired Scandinavian blonde in her early 30s who is now a radio DJ and podcast host but whose background was in late night post-pub cheeky television presenting. The other mildly important thing to know about Heidi is that she is clearly sex mad, up for anything and has a probable wet and messy exhibitionist kink. Even on a podcast, it's truly remarkable how many times the end of one of Heidi's shows involves her being dunked in slime, pied in the face, or led off to the gunge tank, the rueful but wicked grin on her face very much implying that she knows just what most of her audience will be doing while watching her latest trashing.
The second presenter is Naughty Naomi, a former glamour model who used to specialise in dignified sploshing! Well, OK, as dignified as you can get while taking a bean bucket directly over the head while giggling helplessly and also completely naked She's a medium-height brunette-haired beauty with a glorious sense of humour and striking green eyes and olive-toned Mediterranean skin, a model who if never strictly turned on by WAM itself just absolutely loved the glorious silliness of getting paid to take naked gunge bucket after naked gunge bucket time after time after time! And, dare we say it, was perhaps even a little turned on by that If the number of naked messy shoots she conducted are any clue!
Third presenter is Tricksy Tanya, a voluptuously bosomed light brunette in early middle age, if still a bit of a (knowing) brat on occasion. Tanya's greatest hit was a one-time late-night quiz show, where the failed contestants would be first stripped to their underwear and then condemned to a prison cell to be relentlessly gunged, pied and slimed in between rounds for the remainder of the show. The clips of the dungeon gungings still get many, many viewings on YouTube and of course because the producers weren't complete fools, an alternating grinning and grimacing Tanya often that to 'test' the gunge prison, or 'accidentally' got locked in there just as the slime detonated.
It also helps the public appetite for the series ahead to know that all three ladies have been good friends and fellow naughty public party animals for years already, demure restraint and traditional lady-like behaviour was not expected to be a regular feature of the show even before the final format was announced!
Chapter Two: Introducing the first half of the show
The format of the show is deceptively simple, although still rather appealing to horny kinksters everywhere, very much including the three naughty celebrities.
For the first half of each of ten episodes, Heidi, Naomi and Tanya will be demurely sipping at their wine glasses while engaging in podcast-style discussion. Although, naturally, things won't be quite as clean and wholesome as this implies. Their dialogue might even get a little risque, heaven forfend! And of course the whole discussion format is really just an elaborate tease, three beautiful celebrities talking dirty, just layering up the suspense before the wet and messy challenges and sexy forfeits of the second half of the show.
After all, for their conversation each of the ten weeks, the three gorgeous celebrities will be elaborately dressed up in some different kind of ridiculous but also rather revealing and alluring outfit, whether a French maid's uniform, sexy lingerie, a topless waitress ensemble or a sexy school ma'am's tight white blouse, to take some purely hypothetical examples leaked to the media. Also, each week, the three regular presenters will be joined by either another celebrity or random volunteer for the audience for their discussion. And the weekly topics of discussion will not exactly be boring, you might say.
The three lovely presenters will start each week by giggingly reporting on their sexual activity of the past week. Such activity given the three women involved might well have been rampant, lewd and rude enough already, but, just to be sure, the producers will have set them tasks each week to report back on, from testing new sex toys, to seeing how many times they could make their lucky partner cum in a single night, to doing it in public at a sex club to not being allowed to cum at all for the entire week between shows!
Then, moving on, the three celebrities will be happily discussing their sexual histories, kinks and preferences, from how often they masturbate to their funniest and naughtiest sexy memories, sharing their nude selfies and egging each other on to ever wickeder revelations!
Which is how, once we have covered mundane topics like how they lost their virginities, their most embarrassing celebrity crushes and the first time they ever gave head or did girl-on-girl, we might well learn more about the time Horny Heidi wanked herself off below the surface of the slime pit on live TV, how Naughty Naomi filmed herself having sex with her favourite friend with benefits after a naked custard pie fight, or how Tanya once finished a series of her gameshow by sucking her favourite cameraman off in the gunge dungeon, bukkake ultimately mixing with her slime facial to admiring cheers from the remainder of the crew! That was off-air naturally, but that sort of activity might very well be ultimately on air for this particular show.
And, of course, for a new show like this, it'd be boring if even the teasing warm-up section was completely clean and sensible, wouldn't it?!
Which is why, each week, there's always going to be something else going on in part one, as well as the kinky conversations.
It could well be that one of the presenters has been given a secret challenge for the episode, like wearing a remote-control vibrator. Naturally if they give the game away too soon by too obviously squirming or gasping as the producers play with the controls, they'll be taking an instant gunge bucket or a public strip-off forfeit!
Or it could be that the topic of conversation this week is all three girls 'testing' and 'reviewing' a set of dildos or maybe even mechanical fuck machines, being elegantly fucked away as they sip at their drinks and chatter.
Or they might be having to review some online footage, judge which lucky lady is the best blow job deep throater or mid-orgasmic squirter of the week!
Or it could even be, as, say, Tricksy Tanya starts to squirm mid classy and elegant lady celebrity dialogue, beads of sweat forming on her brow, the camera zooms out to reveal that she is in fact completely naked below the waist, the better to be licked out as she talks by a lucky male stagehand.
And, just in case, that's not mayhem enough, each week there will also be a special guest star, whether a member of the audience unexpectedly invited up on stage, or another celebrity with a taste for kinky chaos.
Oooh la la!
What could possibly go right?!
But if the first half each episode is just a slow and deliberate tease, what of the second half of the show?!
Chapter three: Introducing the second half of the show
The second half of the show is of course where the majority of the wet and messy action happens, the first half of the broadcast, for all of its sexy talk and occasional gasping public orgasms having essentially been a giant long and naughty set-up.
Each week of the ten episodes, having finished their introductory filth talk and fuckings, the three celebrities and their special guest of the week must step up to a giant wheel of messfortune.
Which is how both they, the studio audience and the viewing public will learn which three lucky ladies will be sharing this week's fashionable WINNER treats and just who will be the unlucky trashed up LOSER earning this week's wet and messy tricks.
The treats, of course, are rather worth having, vouchers for the classiest of boutiques, free dinners at five-star restaurants, designer clothing freebies, guest slots on somewhat higher class chat shows, VIP holidays, luxury spa days, the works.
The tricks, of course, may be just a little messy, sexual and perhaps, dare we say, even a touch humiliating and embarrassing for so fine a set of sexy B-list celebrity ladies who have all chosen such a fate for the sake of some kind of wild combination of naughty fun, greed, exhibitionism, kinkiness and publicity.
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Although, just to add a certain frisson to proceedings, the occasional WINNER might still end up fucking in a slop pit.
Naturally.
But what are these naughty and embarrassing tricks you ask? And who are our guest stars?
Well now is the time to find out!
[Reader's note: This is a bit of a storytelling experiment, an interactive twist to the tale.
You've already met our three main celebrities, Tanya, Heidi and Naomi. For each of the ten episodes of the show, reading on you'll find:
- What outfit they're wearing each week.
- Who their guest is each week.
- Their naughty discussion topic.
- The sneaky secret challenge of the week.
- The LOSER's sexy wet and messy forfeit.
- A wheel to spin to see just who receives it.
[Also, psssst!!!
As you work through the ten episodes and ten wheelspins imagining the scenarios, if you can be bothered, cock or clit in hand, please do also keep a note of which sloppy celebrity gets the most sexy and messy forfeits as, spoiler, that might well effect the very final ending of the tale.]
Chapter four: Episode #1
Outfits: Swimsuits. All three ladies and their special guest star are wearing tight black lycra one-piece swimsuits, their erect nipples, ample curves and even (doubtless soon to be penetrated) pussy lips bulging delightfully through the fabric as they perch awkwardly on high stools in the middle of a stage. Each lady's awkwardness perhaps related to the large cream cake they are each sitting in, just to set the general tone for the series.
Special guest star: For any returning reader, it has to be Naughty Lauren first up, doesn't it, the sploshing superstar of the old WAMWORLD series as the next generation of celebrity WAM show launches?!
For those of you haven't met the lovely Lauren before, she's a tall and slender blonde in her mid-twenties, an always naughty sparkle to her bright green eyes!
This week's discussion topic: Chardonays to hand, it's an obvious one to start with, how each of our three celebrities and their first special guest first realised that getting wet and messy was sexy. And then also the tales of how they lost their splosh virginities and the naughtiest WAM sessions they've ever had!
Sneaky challenge of the week: This is how we first truly learn about the sneaky challenges of the week, when Tricksy Tanya suddenly breaks off the conversation to shudder and purr and whip out a vibrating egg from inside her vagina. It transpires the first stoogette of the series' challenge was to hold the shaking and juddering sex toy inside herself for as long as she could without anyone else noticing!
And as she's failed, alas, it's now a surprise bright pink gunge bucket over the head from behind for the squealing and fucked out buxom brunette!
LOSER forfeit: It's a 'relatively' tame one to start with. Setting the tone for the longer series, the naked LOSER 'merely' has to strip and naked and wank themselves to orgasm on camera. The only problem being that until they finally cum and climax, the lucky three WINNERs will be dousing them in bucket after bucket of gunge, slime, pudding and custard as they furiously masturbate stripped off and nude in public!
But who will it be?! Just who will be lucky and just who will be mucky this week?!
IT'S SLOPPY CELEBRITY GUNGEY WANKFEST TIME!!!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: Because Naughty Lauren, doesn't ever truly escape clean, if by some chance she is a WINNER, the show finishes with the fucked out and ruined LOSER giving her a nice friendly hug.
Chapter five: Episode #2
Outfits: Second time around our sexy sploshing minxes are clad in traditional serving maid costumes, albeit rather smaller uniforms than is conventional in reputable domestic establishments, the absolute upper tops of thighs and even the upper bounds of clearly bra-free boobies being visible through the sheer skimpiness of the silly costumes.
A certain comedy is also added to the scenario by none of the lovely ladies actually ever actually commenting on what they are wearing! Not even as, posh champagne flutes in hand, they slide into the giant jacuzzi full of baked beans from which they will be delivering the second episode of the world's newest and naughtiest chat show.
Special guest star: It's a classic girl next door audience volunteer this week. Sally is a gorgeous middle-aged brunette, with long dark hair, immaculate lipstick and a slender build but bulging cleavage to die for. She works as a secretary for a construction firm and has a taste for the kinky, dressing up and both cosplay and naughty roleplay. Which is probably why she so enthusiastically signed up to appear on the show today! She might even be playing to lose!
This week's discussion topic: It's time to learn a little more about our naughty ladies this week, and just how dirty a set of girls they are! Each celebrity and their special guest Sally will be discussing how often they have sex, how often they masturbate, what their favourite sexual position is, if they've ever taken it up the bum and how they get themselves off when going it alone, whether finger-fucking or using toys. There'll even be some footage of them demonstrating their blow job techniques on their respective partners, the audience reviewing their techniques!
So not in any way delightfully revealing of course!
Sneaky challenge of the week: It's French maid Naughty Naomi trying to have her polite and dignified conversation without letting on that Tricksy Tanya is finger fucking her beneath the surface of the bean bath! And when, inevitably, she fails, of course, her punishment is to have to dunk herself wholly down beneath the surface of the bean slop!
LOSER forfeit: Uh-oh! We're upping the ante for the second week of the series The LOSER stooge of this particular spin of the wheel will be sitting down in a pillory, and wanked, groped, fingered and clit-stroked to the teasing point of absolute loss of restraint as she desperately pleads and begs to finally be allowed to cum completely!
Her only further problem being the constant deluge of whipped cream and custard pies her playmates are plastering her in whilst otherwise sexily touching her up!
Can you imagine the screams and squeals as she edges over and over again, all the while begging for more while knowing the pie deluge that further finger fucking pleasure will bring with it?!
Still, at least her previous torture will prepare her for the bucket of cold water over the head as she's finally allowed to orgasm!
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PILLORY PIE QUEEN SOPPING EDGE GIRL TIME!!!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: If Sally's unlucky enough to WIN and go home clean, she naturally takes the chance to double her winnings by volunteering to do a public striptease under a translucent green gunge shower during the close out.
Chapter six: Episode #3
Outfits: Upping the raunch aspect this week, all three regulars and this week's guest are sitting alongside each other in nice and comfortable leather chairs. The only mildly unusual aspect of the setup, which doesn't in any way look deliberately ridiculous, is that all four beautiful women are wearing nothing else but bright red lacey bras and scarlet stilettos, legs neatly crossed of course, like the elegant and classy ladies that they are!
Special guest star: It's kinky little Anna this week, probably the naughtiest character in all of my stories!
Anna's a petite young brunette with small but perky breasts, a trim pixie cut modelled on Horny Heidi's and an infectious sense of filthy fun. A part time art student specialising in fetish works, she's a long-term splosher and exhibitionist who would literally have paid a month's rent to appear on the show to be gunged, trashed and maybe even fucked in public.
She's been in multiple past stories, but this one is perhaps my favourite of her previous misadventures, if only for what she does to her good friend Nikki (Spoiler! Who you might meet in a future week on this show!): https://umd.net/stories/i/annas-birthday-treat/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fmesswriter%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F
This week's discussion topic: It's naughty messy fantasies up for discussion this week.
Each regular presenter and their special guest will take it in turns to discuss their favourite secret female celebrity crush and just how they'd like to get sapphically messy and sexual with them, as home footage is shown of them 'testing' a new brand of dildo while thinking about their fantasy.
Which of course won't be at all embarrassing for them if the fellow celebrity in question happens to be listening to the show!
But hey, let's be optimistic, it could even lead to a future special guest star for one of the lucky ladies!
Sneaky challenge of the week: As the girls discuss the highly important topic above, a male stagehand clad in only the skimpiest of sparkly speedos will be moving up and down the line of stools, licking away at each celebrity and special guest clitoris and pussy in turn. Not that any true of these true pros will be put off their deadly serious conversation for even a single moment by the comically publc vagina, labia and clitoris slurping going on in front of them of course!
Although admittedly the buckets of cold water they'll be sporadically doused in from behind mid-conversation or pussy licking may admittedly elicit an awkward squeal or shriek or two
LOSER forfeit: It's an athletic blow-job challenge this week!
This particular week's unlucky LOSER will have to suck off the sexy male stagehand in gratitude.
The only remaining point in question being how clean she will be at the time!
Our LOSER cock-sucking slut of the week will be spending the previous few minutes frantically running away stark naked on an ever-quickening treadmill. If she succeeds in staying on it until the timer klaxon sounds, panting and running, bare boobies bouncing, she'll merely be getting a bukkake facial after delivering a public blow-job to a grinning stud. If she fails, before her embarrassing exercise in giving head in public she'll first be plunged backwards off the treadmill into a giant vat of bright pink strawberry pudding!
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SLOPPY CELEBRITY CHAT SHOW BLOW JOB TIME!!!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: If Anna isn't the LOSER, this week's close-out is her simpering and asking Heidi if she can play in the pudding with a stagehand or two as well, no prize or payout required.
Chapter seven: Episode #4
Outfits: Dinner party, each one of the four beautiful diners wearing an initially absolutely immaculate cocktail dress. It's just therefore rather unfortunate that as they have this week's discussion, a succession of hunky male waiters wearing only bow-ties and cock huggingly-tight sparkly speedos are pouring each course of the dinner party over the head of each ruefully giggling celebrity in turn, from the tomato soup starter to the sloppy spaghetti main course to the custard closer.
Special guest star: It's Anna's dear friend Nikki as the follow-up guest this week, probably the most long-suffering of characters in all of my stories!
Nikki is a high-performing, high maintenance blonde in a senior executive's job. She has immaculately coiffured shoulder-length hair, a tall, full and elegant body with high and rounded breasts, and she is very, very competitive.
As the ultra-classy and always WINNING business lady she definitely would in no way admit to secretly being turned on by constantly being trashed and fucked, usually by arrangement of her dear friend Anna. And Nikki will 100% be WINNING and staying clean today. Or so she brashly claims!
And if you want to learn a little more about her, there's always an unfortunate day out she had with Anna to read up about: https://umd.net/stories/i/nikkis-day-out-aka-annas-funhouse-advent/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fmesswriter%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F
This week's discussion topic: It's a consumer review theme this week. In between glasses of fine Bordeaux, Each classily-clad celebrity and their guest will be reporting back on the mechanical fucking machines and vibrators they've each been tasked with *thoroughly* testing out over the previous week, the better to make recommendations to their discerning audience!
Sneaky challenge of the week: It's a challenge for the audience this week!
All four of our lovely ladies in fact have one of the vibrators shuddering away inside their sloppy and ever-wettening pussies!
Just who will correctly guess which kinky cocktail lady will plead for mercy and access to the off switch the first!!???!!!
After all, the only penalty is a bucket of cold chocolate syrup over the head!
It might well be Tricksy Tanya going down this week, she did find the fucking machines enough of a thrill to be turned on just by talking about them.
LOSER forfeit: It's a straightforward one this week. Our LOSER of the week will merely have to strip absolutely naked and take up her place in a classic gunge tank Before being doused in thick green old-fashioned Nickleoden slime As a selection of her recent internet browsing history and WhatsApp messages are broadcast to the viewers. Which, of course, will be totally fine and cool and no way embarrassing if the unlucky LOSER hasn't been up to anything naughty online at all...
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO RIGHT FOR OUR GUNKED UP SLOP SLUT OF THE WEEK!?!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Chapter eight: Episode #5
Outfits: We're going back to basics for the mid-point of the series. Naomi, Heidi, Tanya and their special guest of the week are clad only in their absolutely finest classic white lingerie, garter and suspender ensembles. The only twist being them removing each piece of sexy and elegant underwear one by one throughout their conversation, soon enough leaving all four of the beautiful women completely naked, nude, lewd and fuckable as they step up to spin this week's Wheel of Messfortune.
Special guest star: We're heading for celebrities rather than private kinksters this week, after Anna and Nikki's chance to meet their sploshing heroes, this time we're joined by the gorgeous Kelly!
Kelly is a slender dark-haired English supermodel of now slightly more mature years, with amazing legs, long and slightly curling locks, large and curvaceous boobs, a pristine white smile, a cheeky sense of humour and an unfortunate knack of ending up in trouble in the tabloid newspapers.
While clearly only in it for the publicity, she's exhibitionist to be up for anything and has been gunged or pied plenty of times before, evidently finding the experience quite funny if not exactly sexy, although like Naughty Naomi possibly also quite turned on by the attention
She even once shot a bikini custard pie fight scene with an all-time eager Naomi!
This week's discussion topic: It's a straightforward if a cheeky one what was the best surprise fuck you ever had?!
Because of course not one of these dignified and classy ladies would have had an unexpected one-off public with some lucky random guy or gal
Sneaky challenge of the week: So how about this one for a super sloppy secrety wankfest then.
The viewers at home can vote for whose concealed vibrator is turned up to the maximum, deciding whose pussy they want to get pounded the most in live time in the middle of the raunch discussion. It's going to be Horny Heidi they pick isn't it, dear reader, so clearly the filthiest girl of the lot!
And it'll be a bucket of bright pink gunge over her gasping head from behind when she inevitably fails the challenge!
LOSER forfeit: And also how about this for a super sloppy sexy LOSER forfeit then?
This week's super sexy LOSER slop slut stoogette merely has to take a head first plunge down a pie slide into a giant tub of whipped cream and chocolate pudding and then remain there until she wanks off the naked hunky male stagehands stood to either side of her in the slop pool until they spurt all over her chocolate-covered grinning face!
A task which doubtless she'll get done soon enough using her full celebrity public hand job expertise. For her own benefit as much as their own, desperate for a clean-up shower after her headfirst cold pudding dunking, where turned on by the attention, goo and publc bukkake perhaps she might also enjoy the chance to finger herself a little...
EVERY MOMENT RECORDED LIVE ON CAMERA OF COURSE!!!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
[Psst! Remember to keep a count of who loses the most episodes, it really does effect the ending!]
Coda: And because if she WINs, Kelly couldn't be allowed to go home clean, if that is the case, the close-out is Heidi challenging the gorgeous supermodel to pie herself in the face!
Chapter nine: Episode #6
Outfits: It's sexy business wear for the three alluring hosts this time around, each beautiful lady wearing the tiniest of tight white blouses and incy wincyiest of small pencil-stiped skirts, leaving their mid-riffs bare, their perfect cleavages bulging, their erect nipples showing and the angle of their chairs making it very much clear that they are not wearing any panties!
Of course, it is a requirement of the world of business to deal with unexpected events. Which is why each of our game gallant girls will be having gunge, slime, foam and custard buckets sporadically lobbed at them throughout this week's highbrow and high-fallutin' conversation. Uh-oh, better hope that no-one spills her drink!
Special guest star: After last episode's fellow celebrity, it's another random off the street for this week, Alison the sexy Scottish school ma'am!
Alison is a buxom lady in middle-age. In the words of the correspondent who suggested her for this challenge, "A curvy busty blonde MILF, very vivacious and up for a laugh. She's a science teacher in school, and while she never taught me, she reminds me of the kind of teacher I'd have crushed on hard in school."
Which is why, while the hosts may well be in smart business wear, guest star Alison is in a sexy school ma'am outfit, her hair in comedy pigtails, a tartan tie knotted ridiculously and brattily short over the tiny blouse which barely covers her bulging breasts let alone her mid-riff, her tiny matching striped tartan mini skirt making it very evident that she has not only gone commando but not shaven herself down below of late!
This week's discussion topic: A simple one this week. Is gunge, slime, whipped cream or custard better as vagina lube?!
And, of course, to prove their point, each of the four chat show beauties will be using their substance of choice to slowly finger fuck their way to public orgasm while having their debate as relevant porno clips they've all filmed in advance with their respective substances and partners (or other sexy willing volunteers) in the last week play on a big screen behind them.
Sneaky challenge of the week: Can you keep your sexy trifle hat balanced on your head throughout the hopefully not entirely unpleasurable ordeal of wanking your way through your discussion topic while also being deluged in bucket after bucket of slime and gunge? How embarrassing for any true splosher to fail at so simple and sensible a challenge!
All four women fail of course, earning them buckets of chocolate pudding over the head, almost as though this whole ridiculous show was completely rigged!
LOSER forfeit: A giant dunk tank filled to the brink with sloppy and gooey porridge oats waits in front of our unlucky LOSER of the week once she has been publicly stripped off and hosed down of any remaining gunge and trifle residue (it wouldn't do for her to look undignified after all, would it?!).
She, alas, is sitting stark naked on a tiny catapult stool above the vat, wringing out her sopping wet hair, bare body glistening with water and left over gunge.
Still, all she has to do to avoid a public slopping is masturbate herself off to public orgasm before a timer on an unknown setting runs out...
Otherwise having taken a massive punt up into the air and then face-planted the porridge she'll be finishing herself off in the giant oat-filled slop pit!
WHAT A DIRTY, DIRTY GIRL!!!
And, spoiler, of course the catapult detonates and sends our unlucky naked LOSER slop slut free-flying before she completely and utterly climaxes on her launch pad!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: Alison's a very naughty school ma'am really, isn't she? Turn on by her public wanking session, if lucky enough to WIN, she asks to try the catapult challenge anyway, naturally ending up naked and making out with the original LOSER in the slop pit as she shudders, gasps and climaxes once again.
Chapter ten: Episode #7
Outfits: We're going for a deliberately silly and sexy look for this week of the series, all four ladies wearing traditional multi-coloured polka dot bikinis a size too small for each of them naturally, delicious curves bulging out all over the place!
Special guest star: The delectable Claire is this week's extra special guest star, a dedicated home splosher and kinky sex enthusiast who returning readers will know already: https://umd.net/stories/i/splattertime/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fmesswriter%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F
Claire is a cheeky, voluptuous and fun-loving blonde in her late 20s, her attractively rounded body a gloriously squeezable combination of bouncing breasts and shapely bum.
It also helps that she's both competitive and horny and will be very, VERY up for either winning or a wet and messy sexual forfeit!
This week's discussion topic: It's a stagehand product review session this week! Each of our celebrities and their special guest has had to fuck one of the sexy male stagehands of the show in the past week, filming their endeavours with a special emphasis on just how wet they became and even if they squired!
I know, I know, what a burdensome task...
And all four hunks are now standing naked in front of the chat show panel, awaiting feedback on their performances!
Sneaky challenge of the week: Just to show our lovely four male hunks how it's done, as our gorgeous three celebrities and their special guest deliver their reviews, they'll be being stripped, massaged, oiled and then finally pussy-licked by four nubile college girl volunteers! Not that this has potential to occasionally distract them from their conversation, of course
It's always good to encourage the next generation on to high performance after all!
Although, anyone distracted enough by their nubile new acquaintance to miss their next segment of conversation will be abruptly returned to reality, alas, by the traditional wake-up means of a bucket of cold water over the head!
LOSER forfeit: This week's unlucky LOSER is headed for the super sloppy bean dunk!
They'll first have to take a naked seat at the top of a long and steep ramp, and then be launched down the slope of doom in question, ultimately being plunged headfirst down into a giant tank of baked beans as their dunking stool collapses at the last
And then in order to secure their release from the slop pit, as if a nude dunking in baked beans wasn't sexy indignity enough, they'll then have to suck off a stagehand until he cums while taking it from behind from another!
Wah...
Wah...
Wah...
What a shame for so fine and a classy a lady to take a dunk tank bean fucking like this!
THEY'VE BEEN BEANED!!!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: Claire wouldn't wish to go home and unfucked even if she was a WINNER. So should she WIN, she'd obviously accept the chance to ride the bean dunk for a further prize (or, to be honest, for free), although with the male stagehands busy, she'd have to take it from behind with a strap-on while licking out a fellow filthy lady.
Chapter eleven: Episode #8
Outfits: Its cowgirl week next up, Heidi, Tanya, Naomi and their latest naughty friend each wearing tiny-chequered shirts tied tightly across their bulging breasts, their nether regions barely covered by equally skimpy denim shorts. The look is only made a little sexy and absurd by each girl's giant Stetson hat and their bright red 'fuck me' stillettos, surely a little impractical a choice of footwear for a cowgirl!
Of course, real cowgirls probably wouldn't also be sipping their cocktails while mounted on trapeze swings above a giant tank of multi-coloured slime as well!
Special guest star: You pick, you've indulged me long enough by now dear reader. Who would you like to see joining Heidi, Naomi and Tanya as their special guest this week? [Feel free to send me a message telling me who and if they survive clean or not!]
Heidi's little sister also gets a brief cameo this week, another Scandinavian blonde, come along to see what all the fuss is about and giggling nervously as her elder sibling issues her with her first ever pie and points her towards a grinning naked stagehand. But will little sister pie the willing stud in the face or the cock before giving him a sexy public kiss!
This week's discussion topic: A nice and simple one. Once Heidi's little sister has made her departure now holding hands with her sloppy stagehand, all four remaining ladies will be reporting back on their challenge of how many times they could make their current partner orgasm the day before the show! An immediate dunk in the gunk for any lady with the lowest total once the cinematic review has been played of course, for all that might be a touch unfair to anyone who prioritised quality over quantity of shagging!
Sneaky challenge of the week: To be honest, this week's challenge isn't particularly sneaky or hidden while reporting back on their recent menfolk fucking, each lovely lady is also expected to publicly stroke and finger themselves on their trapezes without toppling off into the slime!
LOSER forfeit: Things could get both a little bit silly and a little bit naughty for the LOSER forfeit for episode #8 of the naughtiest chat show on television, heaven forfend!
The ante is being upped a little as the series moves towards its conclusion:
All three LOSING ladies will be taking a forfeit, stripped naked and strapped back-to-back on a roundabout, with remote control vibrators inserted inside them underneath a giant gunge tank funnel.
Can you imagine the torture for the three LOSERs?! Getting dizzier and dizzier, spun round and round in circles, all the while being vibed, gunged and slimed to within a very inch of their lives?!
SLOPPY CELEBRTY SEXY SPINATHON TIME!!!
To find out takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune (and this week, who it picks is the only one to escape the slimey spinning fuckathon): https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Chapter twelve: Episode #9
Outfits: It's lacey bras for for the penultimate episode of the series. Lacey bras and nothing else at all! Which would be because, from the very start of this week's episode of the sloppiest show on television, all four ladies are sitting in a circle mounted on four rather large looking vibrating dildos atop four plus-sized sybian machines which will be fucking away at them throughout their latest doubtless riveting and high-class conversation!
Special guest star: Elena is another louche and gallant gal some of you may recall from the WAMWORLD chronicles. She's a red hot eastern European model with lovely deep brown eyes and short brown hair with a neat side parting and faint traces of discreet but elegant blonde highlights, the whole faintly gothic look only enhanced by her jet black eyebrows and scarlet lipstick. A little bit bratty, a little bit sexy, and a self-proclaimed thoroughly clean and classy girl, Elena's no great fan of the mess, but she likes the attention and prizes enough to take her chances now and then as she builds her modelling career.
The only problem being, the messier she gets, the more and more WAM modelling gigs and show's she's offered! It's a conundrum for the poor girl to be sure, greed and attention-seeking versus dignity and classiness!
This week's discussion topic: Masturbation. The best wank you've ever had and the weirdest places you have ever wanked in, the strangest implements you've ever used as toys and which moments of the series so far you've found the most of a turn-on.
Because such a graceful collection of demure and classy ladies won't have in any way a glorious selection of rude, lewd and kinky answers, will they?!
Sneaky challenge of the week: Some unlucky (lucky?) lady's fuck machine is on twice the speed and power of the others. Who will it be?! Who do you think is most deserving of the harshest pussy-pounding based upon past results and discussion contributions?! I suspect it might be Eastern Elana's turn to suffer a little excess of pleasure around the groin and earn a bucket of custard over the head when she finally flips from edging to climaxing and pleading for mercy, although you may disagree
LOSER forfeit: Well it's the penultimate episode this week isn't it. The LOSER really will have to take a bit of a trashing
So how about their sloppy celebrity LOSER forfeit is to take a head first dunk down a slide into a giant super messy custard and whipped cream and chocolate pudding pie Before having to suck off a sexy male stagehand before being allowed to leave the mess pit While also being anally bum-fucked by a rather well-hung second stagehand from behind throughout!?!
If that particular outcome would appeal to any random reader for any particular girl of course...
Still, at least the unlucky lady in question will have the somewhat minor consolation of the anal-pounding stud behind her also fingering her clit as he fucks her!
SUPER SLOPPY PIE SLIDE ORGASMS ALL ROUND!
To find out who takes the forfeit, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: Elena, previous readers will recall, really does not like pie. Which is why, even if she is a WINNER, two burly stagehands unceremoniously toss her headlong and squealing into the giant pie tin, the show closing out with her catchphrase "I really do not like the pie!"
Chapter thirteen: Episode #10
Outfits: Heidi, Natasha and Tanya (and their latest friend) are back in their bulging swimsuits from all the way back in episode one by way of circular conclusion to the series. One size lower, of course. Just to increase the level of revelation and likely chance of a cheeky little nipple slip, although (spoiler alert!), at the end of the episode, will be getting a lot, lot more naked!
Special guest star: Lottie the hottie (indulge your author this one at the close, she's one of his favourite characters).
You may have met Lottie before: https://www.google.com/url?q=https://docs.google.com/document/d/18iawPIJO53HZPary9_55bUaJ9J9lVgozx3iB6h_JykM/edit?tab%3Dt.0%23heading%3Dh.95hl1nzc6601&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1769984572991347&usg=AOvVaw3eJBDkY65gO8prjSSunPmz
She's a tall and slender brunette, eyes and immaculately styled hair almost jet black, and a wicked sparkle in her shining eyes. Because, crucially, this particular lovely lady really, REALLY likes getting wet and messy, is totally turned on by it and is completely and utterly game for anything!
This week's discussion topic: A simple one for the ending. What was the best wet and messy fuck that you have ever had?! And what will you be doing to top it so that you can report back on episode one of series two of the wildest and whackiest chat show on television
Sneaky challenge of the week: Naughty Naomi has an anal vibrator inserted. She knows which words will trigger the intensity of it being turned up to pound away at her sensitive bumhole. The other girls don't. The green-eyed goddess will be desperately trying to steer the conversation away from certain words
Spoiler, she does not do very well!
Also, this being the final episode of the series, while Lottie the hottie may well stay clean, the stagehands will be sporadically pieing and gunge bucket splattering the three celebrities mid-discussion, signing off the series in style.
LOSER forfeit: Well, alas (but actually not alas, if you like your lovely ladies utterly slopped, dunked, fucked and trashed and are prepared to read on just a little further), for this particular episode, it being the very end of the whole super sloppy series, there is a rather extra special LOSER forfeit planned
It's time for a five-way celebrity or special guest fuckathon orgy!
The LOSER of this particular round is destined for a seat on a good old-fashioned fairground dunk tank seat above a tank of bright green Nickleodeon style slime.
Stark naked of course.
And after she's been dunked headfirst into the slime, in order to secure her release, she'll have to struggle through the slime to the shallow end of tha tank and perform her sexy forfeit.
And the good news is that like last week's LOSER she'll also get to have an orgasm!
The bad news is that she'll be helping a few others along the way at the same time!
This week's unlucky (lucky?!) LOSER will be lying flat on their back in the slime while a gorgeous naked female stagehand penetrates her repeatedly with a giant ribbed strap-on dildo.
A second naked female stagehand will be sitting on her face to be licked out, meanwhile, testing our unlucky LOSER's cunnilingus skills.
And, of course, a couple of hunky naked male stagehands are kneeling either side of our hapless LOSER in the slime, each one being wanked off by her single-handedly even as she's penetrated by the strap-on dildo!
Every minute of her naked five-way slime orgy being broadcast on camera of course!
Wah...
Wah...
Wah...
And of course inevitably the girl selected to sit on the LOSER's face will turn out to be a squirter by way of further sexy humiliation
Wah...
Wah...
Wah...
SUPER SLOPPY CELEBRITY CUMFEST COMEDOWN!!!
To find out who takes the final forfeit before the Grand Finale of the whole series, spin this week's Super Sloppy LOSER-picking Celebrity Wheel of Messfortune: https://wheelofnames.com/hy7-78p
Coda: Lottie would very, very definitely not want to go home clean and unfucked. If unlucky enough to be a WINNER, she would certainly agree to a gunge pit 69 once the gasping LOSER has finished their initial round of orgiastic slime-banging.
Chapter fourteen: The Grand Finale
Lottie the hottie having reluctantly said her fond farewells to the cheering crowd, cupping up her slimey boobies for their further titillation, all three celebrities have had the chance to (quickly) clean up a little. They are now back damp-haired (just the faint trace of custard or cream still visible, having only had a quick ad break in which to shower) and in their black one-piece swimsuits, body shapes beautifully outlined, from Tanya's buxom cleavage to Heidi's slim frame and Naomi's perfectly proportioned English rose of a body.
All three look a little nervous, though, as they know that in a show like this, there is generally a twist in the tale, always a little more, and the producers have deliberately not told them just how the series will end.
Lights are flashing and strobe lights are dancing around the studio, suspense being whipped up and up until we learn which 'lucky' celebrity lost the most games of the ten episodes of the series.
And thus 'wins' the right to record the promo clip for the next series of the show!
Which definitely won't be in any way wild, sexy, messy and humiliating will it?! Particularly if those wicked and kinky producers are planning on building of the success of the show to date, pre-trailing an even further ridiculous raunching up of ludicrous quantities of mess and rampant public fucking?!
Who could ever conceive of such a thing?!
Apart from our three nervous looking celebrity beauties of course.
As, infuriatingly, as we wait on the results, the room abruptly goes dark and we cut to another ad break!
[Go on then, I hope that you kept a note of which of our three celebrities took the most trashings over the course of the series?!
Because whichever lucky girl that is, they now have one final job to do, recording the series two promo!]
Tricksy Tanya's ending she was the filthiest filly of the lot:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRxoVkRJQdg906cEmkvDvfIKPmPeQh_xqPSkH7u5_QLoInuSuXmqT6NB9VMJjJHLK09a2_sy9VRIF4r/pub
Horny Heidi's ending she was the sloppiest and sluttiest celebrity: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS10KIWt-P4C31VyNftWYdVtdstsLz0jQjJwCa0dt_T-5Sgv97HeNqWEWv3TpqGNtLmuHhFb8V2yPQC/pub
Naughty Naomi's ending the dirty girl was loving every moment of the sex and mess: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vScDZ7KT04isLzA84-zOCthI-xoi52VaM3lufrcgWPOwTbFneYBWHm_tKH0beUtFbxIT05JmGCzSlg1/pub
[You do want there to be a season two don't you?! :-p]
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