Darcie Meets Clutch Hey, guys! Well after my epic-length prelude, how about a story that after just a little lead in gets right to the messy, sexy part and you get to see just how far my fellow stoogettes and I are willing to go to entertain the b...

Kellie's Big Day: The Adventure Continues Or Countdown to Clutch Part 9 Hi guys! It's me again. Wasn't this just supposed to have three parts when I started it? SPLAT! I deserved that one. SPLAT! And that one. SPLAT! And probably that...

Kellie's Big Day: The Conclusion (Again?) Or Countdown to Clutch Part 8 (We find Darcie sitting in a meeting with the twelve members of the board of directors of The WAM Story Archive.) Chairman: Darcie, we are very proud that this is the fortieth...

Kellie's Big Day: The Conclusion Or Countdown to Clutch Part 7 Hi, everyone! Darcie here! Who else would it be? Well I am going to get all the way through Kellie's wedding story so we can move on to Clutch with this installment even if it kills...

Kellie's Big Day (For REAL This Time!) Or Countdown to Clutch Part 6 Hey, everybody! Now this time I promise that I'm actually going to tell the story that I set out to tell, mainly because a certain blue-eyed Yankee wasn't exactly excited about h...

Kellie's Big Day Or Countdown to Clutch Part 5 Hi, everybody! Darcie here! Yeah, I know the Clutch thing was only supposed to be three parts but I made it longer. So sue me. Better yet, pie me! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! S...

Darcie's Messy Vacation Or Countdown to Clutch Part 4 Hi, y'all! When I last left you, I was in the penalty booth during a game at our Disney World resort hotel. I'd already been drenched and pied with whipped cream pies in my brand new sundress...

Darcie and the Mouse Or Countdown to Clutch Part 3 I suggested to Wetgalfan that he call this Darcie and the Messiest Place on Earth. He said no but thanked me for giving him an idea for a Parallel Universe story. It's just as well. You can find...

Darcie Takes a Trip Or Countdown to Clutch Part 2 Hi, guys and gals! I promise that the reference to Clutch will eventually make sense. Ok, now where are my vacation photos? Just kidding! To tell the truth, I probably could have left this and t...

Darcie's Wardrobe Malfunction Or Countdown to Clutch Hi, guys! I promise that subtitle will make more sense by the time this story arc is done. I'll give you a hint: If you recall, at the end of the last story I mentioned that Jim was going to H...

Darcie Celebrates an Anniversary Hi, ya'll! It's Darcie back again. You know how we ladies love to celebrate all kinds of anniversaries, right? Well I am no exception. It's no secret that on our wedding anniversary, Jim takes me out under that...

Trash the MILF Darcie's mom finally gives in. It's Darcie again. I know some of you want to see some other stories, but I can't help it if I'm Wetgalfan's favorite character. I think he may finally be ready to go back and visit Amber's universe,...

Kellie's Big Date (Or What Happens When You Give a Guy Your Number Covered in Mud) Hi, Guys! Darcie here! Yes, I know the story is supposed to be about Kellie but remember whose series this is! Anyway, Kellie and Johnny did go out that evening af...

Darcie Breaks Down Part 2 Let's recap Part 1. Beth, Debbie, Kellie and I were all dressed up and heading home from a business lunch with a prospective Trash the Dress client. Something in my car broke, leaving us stuck in a big mud puddle next to...

Darcie Breaks Down Hi, everyone! I know it's been a long time since I've done a story. Well, as long as you don't count that crazy Captain Darcie thing. I mean seriously: Like I would ever get stripped naked in front of friends! Oh yeah; I did t...

Bridezilla vs. Momzilla When we last left Darcie, she, Beth and Debbie were helping Olivia teach her sister a wet and messy lesson about being a bridezilla Sylvia threw her head back and groaned, Argh! but trudged right back to the slime machine...

Three Stoogettes and a Bridezilla I told you I'd finally get around to this. Hell! I'd better say this is Darcie since my name isn't in the title! The weekend after Labor Day, Beth, Steven, Debbie, Robert, Jim and I all headed over to Texarkana...

Darcie Takes Her Medicine: Part 3 We walked into Room 204 where I expected to take off my clothes and hang them up to dry and then let Jim have me. However as soon as I turned on the light, I knew immediately that it wasn't going to work out that...

Darcie Takes Her Medicine: Part 2 I said at the end of Part 1 that I was beginning to sound like Cindy and her mother Barb from our first trash the dress video (that we got paid for anyway) who were into domestic discipline. Well it may have been...

Darcie Takes Her Medicine: Part 1 Hey, guys! Wetgalfan was originally going to get more chapters up about Taylor, Ashley's sorority sister, but I insisted on butting in! I know I promised to tell you all about what happened at Olivia's sister's b...

Darcie Says I Miss You Hey Guys and Gals! Remember I told you I might let you in on some of the videos we made for the guys when they travel? Well, I'll get to that in a minute. First I wanted to let you all know what's happened since we saved S...

Darcie's Muddy Rescue: Part 2 I can't believe that I had to split this into two parts. We got back to Jared and Olivia's house. Jared fired up the grill and Olivia headed for the kitchen to make up other food. Skylar and I went in and insisted t...

Darcie's Muddy Rescue: Part 1 (Inspired by DownloadDreams.com's Skylar's Day Off: The Mud Adventure) I'm back again! I promise I'll really try to stay on track and tell you the story I intended to tell the last time. I was just so worked up about...

Welcome Home: The Darcie Way (Warning: Extremely Graphic!) It's Darcie again everyone! Summer marched on after Olivia's trash the dress video and got hotter and more humid like always. Mom and Dad's Fourth of July barbecue got a little bigger wit...

Darcie Makes a Convert: Part 4 (Or a New Mud Goddess) Let's recap, shall we? Cue the Omnipotent Narrator Guy! ONG Previously in our story, Olivia, wife of Darcie's old friend Jared, whom Darcie had classified as a tight-assed bi D Hey! Be Ni...